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#22306
Literate Chaotic / HIMEOBS - the novel
March 10, 2010, 02:31:47 PM
Mostly writing this whenever I have writers block for my other (fantasy deconstruction) project.  I'll try and write a post's worth every week though, regardless.

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Prologue

Kutha (modern day Tell Ibrahim), American-occupied Iraq

Professor David Mallowborn looked supremely pleased with himself, and to be honest, this wasn't entirely unjustified.  The discoveries he and his archaeological team had made at the site in the past two months had been nothing short of extraordinary.  In particular, yesterday had been impressive.  Finally managing to breach the central nave of the sunken Ziggurat, they had unearthed a treasure trove of Sumerian artefacts, enough to silence the various critics of this trip from his own department, and more.  That he had surpassed the findings of Hormuzd Rassam, the famous Assyriologist who had spent 4 weeks here in 1881 and had only found broken pots, didn't exactly hurt, either.

He was broken from his self-congratulatory musings as he saw the "sergeant" from BlackRiver Security.  He felt somewhat uncomfortable about having mercenaries, especially ones as infamous as BlackRiver, guarding the dig, but he supposed, it was the lesser of two evils.  They had help pay for the expedition after all, and Iraq could be very dangerous.  Mallowborn remembered his brief time in Baghdad with a shudder.  The explosions, the gunfire by night, armed men everywhere... No, even if BlackRiver did have a reputation for ruthlessness, they were undeniably efficient.  Even the State Department was said to have a contract with them, preferring their security to that provided by the U.S. military.  And he might need that sort of protection here, since not only was Babil Governorate part of the infamous Sunni "Triangle of Death", there were more recent rumours suggesting that Al-Qaeda in Mesopotamia had established a base of operations near Al Hillah.

Despite his reservations about mercenaries, he got on well with their sergeant though.  He seemed a bright and affable young man, who had taken quite an interest in their findings.  He had explained, somewhat sheepishly, that he'd always had an interest in ancient history, and had paid rapt attention to the work that Mallowborn's team had undertaken. 
"Evening, Eddie" he said.  The man nodded, before pulling up a crate to sit on. 
"Evening doctor" he replied, "how goes the work?"
"Pretty good.  It seems that the account of the city in the Shalmaneser Obelisk and Bible is correct.  When we breached the inner sanctum of the Ziggurat, we discovered artefacts related to the worship of Nergal."
"He was that creepy god you were telling me about, right?  The god of fire and disease and the underworld, yeah?"
"That's correct" said the professor, pleased he had remembered.  "Though of course he was associated with other things, like war, for example", he said, thinking again of Baghdad.  Noontime and the summer solstice, too."
"Still sounds fucked up to me.  Why would anyone want to worship something like that?"
"My best guess is to prevent the destructive aspects of his power's being turned on them."
"I guess" replied the sergeant, sounding unconvinced.  "Is there anything more to get out of the temple then?"
"Not really.  There might be other sites nearby, but as far as I can tell, we're done with the Ziggurat."
"Good" said the mercenary, as he swung up a pistol he had kept concealed behind his leg, and fired a shot into the professor's forehead. 

Mallowborn didn't even have the time to look surprised as the bullet ripped through his brain.  Whatever words he had been about to say died on his lips, and he slumped then toppled out of his chair.  Eddie looked at him a moment, then got up and pulled out his radio.  "The professor is dead.  Kill the rest of his team and secure the artefacts for transport."
"Understood, sir" a voice crackled back.  "What should we do with the bodies?"
"We can dump then in the Tigris, once we're back in Baghdad.  No-one's going to notice a few more bodies floating down there nowadays.  Make sure they're unrecognizable first."
"Of course, sir.  Over and out."
"Over and out", he replied.  Eddie glanced again at the professor's corpse.  "Sorry about that, doctor.  But there are bigger issues than your vanity at stake here."  He glanced up at the brilliant night sky of Iraq, with the stars shining down, and went to work.
#22307
Can't believe I'm the only one to have noticed a potentially massive shift in Pakistani strategy, but maybe I have.

First thing is first: Rigi, the ISI asset, Taliban trained leader of the Jundullah terrorist group, is caught under mysterious circumstances and bundled off to Tehran for infinite rounds of "answer the question or get a red hot iron up your rectum".  That the Iranians knew the passport he was flying on (a passport allegedly given to him by either American officials in Afghanistan or corrupt Afghani officials) makes it even more likely that someone grassed on him.

Then, Pakistan catches half the Quetta Shura, the command cell for the Afghani Taliban, in under a week. 

Then, Pakistan's top military officer says he has no qualms about India helping out in Afghanistan, so long as Kabul doesn't gravitate towards New Delhi, and issues a not very thinly veiled threat to the Taliban that Pakistan is going to shop around for new clients in the region if they don't start jumping when the High Command says "jump".

And all this happens in the space of four days.  It's like some bizarre outbreak of regional cooperation against dipshits is going down.
#22308
Watching Glenn Beck purposefully miss the point or misunderstand the theories he purports to subscribe to is constantly fascinating. 

For instance, he has a real gripe with equality of any sort.  Now, most advocates of capitalism, for example, advocate it because they think it is the most equitable and moral economic system, all things considered.  Yes there will be measures of difference, but by and large, capitalism will make everyone wealthier (via trickle-down, philantrophy, whatever) and improve everyone's lives.

Glenn Beck, on the other hand, is the sort of person who would agree with critics of capitalism that it isn't equitable or moral, but then go on to endorse it anyway, since inequality is the goal.  Anything that even aims at some sort of fairness or balance is suspect and must be destroyed.

That's what marks him out to me as a purposeful tool, rather than an idiot who drank too much kool aid.  I've noticed this with a few others, like Limbaugh as well.  In fact, I think I might be basing the above example on something I heard Limbaugh say.  It seems utterly bizarre to me that you can get people to go along with such a premise, but I suppose if you put them in a position of relative power in this future schema (ie give them someone to pound on), then you can get people to go along with just about anything.
#22309
I take back all my criticisms of this film.  Has anyone here read the script Fox wanted to use for the film?

Oh, where to start.  The modern day setting kinda misses the point, since its the possibility of all out planetary destruction that sets Ozymandias' plan into motion.   To get around this,, Fox changed the entire ending, which involved...er...Ozy going back in time to kill Dr Manhatten.  Or something.

Apparently Warner Bros wanted to tread a similar route, especially with the modern day setting, and Snyder told them if they did, he'd walk.  Snyder also said he'd only be willing to use the Alan Moore approved script (the one written before Hollywood crushed his soul), though with some minor alterations.
#22310
Or Kill Me / More rules
March 09, 2010, 11:01:07 PM
Don't stiff your boss unless you can absolutely get away with it.

Your boss likely has his job for one of three reasons: competence, political manoeuvring or nepotism of some kind.  Any of these reasons spell trouble: a competent boss knows how to do things better than you, a political boss is likely better at manipulating the bureaucracy than you and a boss who gained their position due to nepotism has friends higher up the command chain.  That means, if you're going to try and get rid of them, you do so in such a way they will be without question removed and, preferably, under circumstances where showing their face ever again isn't an option.  Otherwise they are going to come after you with everything they have.

Your own mind is unreliable – keep your memories somewhere safer

All kinds of emotions and feelings, beliefs, education and various other factors can impinge on how we recall things.  As such, while useful, your brain is not entirely trustworthy for storing such facts.  Instead, keep a journal, and try to record things as close as possible as to when they happened. 

Nothing is more cut-throat than a royal court.

A court is based around two things, the monarch (those with powers) and courtiers (those who attempt to flatter the monarch for favours).  Makes no difference whether this is Versailles under Louis XIV, the current White House or where you work.  Some people have power, some people manipulate those who have the power, and everyone else is a serf.  Courtiers like to operate in secret, are contemptuous of public debate (or just the public generally) and, despite a superficial appeal to knowledge and rationality, are almost always driven by base emotions and desires.  Unstable emotions near the focal point of power and an expertise at manipulation are always a bad mix.  However, take them away from the court and they are usually powerless.  Exile is always the most feared punishment.

Trust, but verify.

Wearing your suspicion on your sleeves will not win you any friends.  Furthermore, it will just warn people who may intend you actual harm just to be more careful when dealing with you.  The best posture you can have is one of welcoming openness, while still keeping an eye on those who may have interests contrary to your own.  An addition to this rule is to not trust technology, even if you have to use it.  Like everything else, machines can be tricked (and if they couldn't, all the hackers in the world would have to find another hobby).

Saying too little never hurt anyone.

Whereas talking endlessly about whatever pops into your head is likely to end up in something you didn't want to slip getting out.  Note: this rule can be ignored if you are Deadpool.

"That's funny."

Secrets with entertainment value rarely remain secrets for long.

Nothing costs too much, so long as what is gained is worth more.

Expending resources going after a prize is always worthwhile if the prize has higher value than the resources expended.

Truth and Fiction

It is worth giving away 99% real information to convince someone to swallow 1% disinformation.

Never trust a sociopath.

Sociopaths have their uses; in the right situation (don't ask how I know this).  However, they are by definition people with poor impulse control and a comfortable attitude towards violence.  Better people can usually be found.

Who's the real source?

When trying to track down information, endeavour to find out who gave the information to the person giving the information to you.  It is very easy to make something look real if you have seven or eight people all report something, in their own words, which came from the same individual. 

Revenge and Money are the best motivators.

Enough said.

Endeavour to be at every point on the compass.

Disappearing is impossible in the world we live in – that is, unless you want to be a hermit off in the mountains or desert somewhere.  For those of us who like hot water and 24-hour shopping, however, there is another option.  Instead of appearing to be nowhere, be everywhere at once.  If you cannot vanish, the next best option is to lay down as many false trails as possible. 

Your gut instinct is wrong and stupid.

Well, not always.  But against sufficiently clever people, it will be.  Your first reaction is likely what your opponents expect and have planned for.  Remain unpredictable, but always in a different way to how you were unpredictable the last time.

Don't take it personally.

Most of the time, people's anger is not directed against you.  You're a prop, for something else going on in their life.  And even if you're not, cultivating this attitude and belief will make it harder for people to get an emotional reaction from you, allowing you to think clearly and rationally even when under pressure.

You only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.

Shamelessly stolen from the film Revolver, but still very true.  Sharp enemies keep you sharp.  It's what they are good for.  When you're forced to think and learn and plan ahead, you're no longer reacting, coasting and taking it easy.

Whining is undignified.

All of history is unfair, get a helmet.  Whining may feel good, but getting on with solving the problems and doing the right thing feels much better.

Underestimating the opposition is the leading cause of embarrassing defeats.

It never hurts to consider the possibility that your enemies are just as smart as or even smarter then you.  At the very worst, you overcompensate when dealing with someone.

All warfare is based on deception.

It therefore follows that the best war to fight is one your opponent isn't even aware of – at all.

Every rule can be broken.

Rules are guidelines, ideals, how things work best in theory.  In fact, the existence of rules presupposes that they will be broken or bent at some point.
#22311
It must just me then who's tired of seeing the same argument, with the same people, making the same points, influencing exactly no-one because all the participants are set in their ways, in thread after thread.

Later then.  You all enjoy recycling your posts.
#22313
Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Tying some ideas together
February 24, 2010, 04:44:43 PM
Society is based, at its most basic and ultimate, around conflict.

This is not the Hobbesian conception of a "state of anarchy" from which a sovereign can save us, if we only give up some of the freedoms we can grasp within this anarchic condition.  Instead, I am saying that society is conflict, that even with the establishment of political structures and forms, laws, civil society and the state, ultimately it all comes down to conflict.

This is not to say society is in a state of permament, all out warfare.  Such a claim is easily dismissed, by the lack of overt violence most of us face in our day to day lives.  Nevertheless, it is filled with various antagonisms which range a spectrum, of which total war is one extreme.  War is a continuation of politics and so, it would seem, politics is a continuation of war by non-violent means.

This more peaceful operation of conflict, which usually occurs once a war is over, is an ossification of the state of conflict which ended the warlike stage of its being.  Furthermore, the techniques used to win the previous war set down the conditions for the next.  As an example, the victory of the United States over the Soviet Union was in part due to a global communications network, global market, sabotage of vital resources and use of WMDs.  These same methods are now being used by todays terrorists, with the internet being a tool for radicalization and communication, the market allowing diffuse technologies to be acquired by terrorists, systems disruption becoming an increasingly popular tactic and WMD deployment being the nightmare scenario of every state combatting terrorism.

This conflict takes place on many different planes: it can be gendered (male vs female), socio-economic (proletariat vs bourgeoisie), ethnic, sectarian, ideological and social.  In theory, it can even take place in an individual through conflicting subprocesses, though this isn't something I've devoted much thought to, as of yet.

Laws exist wherever there is conflict, and its use is not to regulate conflict, but as a weapon used by a particular group.  How the law actually works, as opposed to "legal theory" is a good way to understand which groups hold more power in any given society.  For instance, no matter what drug laws are meant to do, they are most often used to target deprived and minority communities and deprive them of their adult male population, creating all the implications that entails.

Most political theories agree with this position in general, but disagree with it on a particular point - namely that they can transcend those conflicts and create a new, better society where they do not exist.  So for instance liberalism works from the position that the mechanisms of the free market provide incentives and distribute wealth in a roughly fair manner, overcoming the inequalities of the feudal system that preceeded it and creating conditions where it is better to cooperate than compete.  Vulgar Marxists believe that the proletariat revolution and the seizing of the means of production by said proletarians will overcome the inequalities of the liberal capitalist system and thus bring an end to class warfare.  Fascism claims it can transcend social conflict totally, through cleansing of "undesirable" elements, including ethnic groups, those who hold a particular political ideology and those with "defects" which can cause biological harm to the overall group.  Theocracy is much the same, in that all submitting before God and religious law can stop this conflict and bring about "Heaven on Earth".

Very few groups however claim this condition is endemic and potentially unending.  Agonism is one, the political theory that it is preferable to build a society around the potentially positive benefits of political conflict. More sophisticated understandings of dialectical materialism are another.  Discordianism is potentially a third.  There are likely others, but they are unimportant right now.

More to follow.
#22314
Apple Talk / Re: Ask me anything
February 24, 2010, 04:27:29 PM
Why is Apple Talk full of a bunch of shitting blog threads that make me want to go and look over at TCC for a good conversation?
#22315
Quote from: Regret on February 24, 2010, 01:10:19 AM
Also,
Nick Davies was in the newspaper, bitching at the lack of sourcechecking in newspapers and  the paper didnt check any alternate sources about what he was saying.

Thus proving his point, surely, if in a roundabout way?  I still need to read that book, btw.
#22316
Principia Discussion / Re: The Eris Look
February 24, 2010, 03:12:59 PM
Quote from: Telarus on February 23, 2010, 10:34:52 PM
You mentioned a swan link in the orig post about Attica, leeme check...

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=14098.0



Swans surrounding the central image on the plate from Delos.


Oh, and it seems you brought up the Graiai while Hugh was plaing hoity-toity-know-it-all:

Quote from: Cain on January 27, 2006, 12:42:53 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCThat psychotic crone is actually an aspect of the Wiccan Goddess, unless it is Hekate, unless it is Athena in menopause, unless it is....well take your pick. I tend to think that while Eris may be into the all sweet and nice tickles for those upon whom that approach may work, She is also the deity who provoked Yahweh to be so evil in the Old Testament. It is good to keep this perspective. (The same sweet wind that cools you on a hot day, is the wind that can blow a massive storm which destroys your entire livelihood.)

BAM! In comes Greek geek knowledge.  Enyo/Eris was considered one of the  Graiai, or the the three Gray Sisters, who were apparently beautiful. They were described as "fair-faced and swan-like" but they's had gray hair from the day they were born and they shared one eye and one tooth, but they lost even that when Perseus stole their eye and later threw it in a lake.

Also ""[Depicted on the chest of Cypselus at Olympia] Aias is fighting a duel with Hektor [in the Trojan War], according to the challenge, and between the pair stands Eris in the form of a most repulsive woman. Another figure of Eris is in the sanctuary of Ephesian Artemis; Kalliphon of Samos included it in his picture of the battle at the ships of the Greeks." -Pausanias, Guide to Greece
5.19.1

However, I tend to think she was probably in good shape as she was hauling dead bodies around the battlefield of Troy and she was said (in Dionysiaca) to look like Rheia, the loverattle goddess.



Rather like the above, only probably with a nose and alot of armour, covered in blood.

That doesn't sound like me at all.  That sounds like someone who actually did research.

I should really keep notes of things like this, or else I just forget it all.  Thanks.
#22317
They're even attacking his daughter's facebook, which seems a pretty low blow.
#22318
Principia Discussion / Re: The Eris Look
February 23, 2010, 10:20:57 PM
No problem Hoops, I'm just glad it was even readable.

Telarus, I did wonder if there was an Etruscan/Attican link, but I hadn't researched it, so I didn't want to speculate too freely.  Also, swans are ringing a bell for some reason...but I can't remember why.  I'm pretty sure its not because of Taleb and Black Swans (although that it an amusing case of synchonicity), but I'm not sure what it is.  If I wasn't so tired, I might be able to remember.
#22319
"Submitting meekly and letting talented reformers sort out the mess"?  But yeah, that little irony was not lost on me either.
#22320
Principia Discussion / Re: The Eris Look
February 23, 2010, 09:13:45 PM
http://www.theoi.com/Daimon/Eris.html

Required historical reading.