The Rev. Uncle BadTouch FAN CLUB Thread!

[East Coast Hustle]

it may actually be even lamer that he's trying to convince everyone that he has to hide from the government.

and if it IS true, it's almost certainly for kiddie porn, not his political affiliations.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

To make extra money, he appeared in at least three short pornographic movies, including one called "School Girl Spank" which allegedly featured the erotic spanking of a 16-year-old girl (who may actually have been 15).

and...

The Ek-sen-trik Discordians were investigated for various suspected crimes including promotion of child pornography, possession of controlled substances (illegal drugs) and being an organized crime ring/religious cult. (If his porn film co-star was actually age 16, her film appearance was legal in England but would be considered illegal child pornography in America where the film was also sold. And she may actually have been 15 years old, making the film illegal in England as well. The group also promoted consensual sex for all ages.)

also, how fucking pretentious can somebody be? Dude, you're a fucking INTERNET DISCORDIAN. THIS MAKES YOU ABOUT AS IMPORTANT AND/OR INTERESTING AS THE MORNING DUMP I JUST TOOK.

NO, WAIT, MY DUMP WAS MORE INTERESTING THAN YOU BECAUSE IT WAS FULL OF CORN.

Go back into "hiding from government assassins" or whatever that lie you told was. fucking idiot.

Full of CORN!?

Sorry, I don't mean to threadjack, but would you mind telling us moar about your bowel movement?

[East Coast Hustle]

MY GOD...IT'S FULL OF CORN
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[Cain]

Why hasn't corn/Space Odyssey become an injoke yet?

[Raphaella]

Dude, did he write this himself? http://s23.org/wiki/Reverend_Loveshade

Oh and for fuck's sake, if it's true he's four years YOUNGER than me, making him a complete and utter git.

Really? For serious? Naw dude, just... naw.

[East Coast Hustle]

Why hasn't corn/Space Odyssey become an injoke yet?

I was a little surprised myself. I thought it was one of my wittier posts in months.

[BadBeast]

Just this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH7pOUm5s9k&p=BCCB2E400C246AFF&playnext=1&index=30

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

So hes an unfunny pedophile with a massive ego?

[Cramulus]

Full of CORN!?

Sorry, I don't mean to threadjack, but would you mind telling us moar about your bowel movement?

MY GOD...IT'S FULL OF CORN
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[BadBeast]

More of a repulsive wrongcock, who lives in a carefully constructed, but ultimately fragile world of self delusional fantasy. Being unable to sublimate the magnitude of his sexual proclivities, he seeks to inhabit a series of elaborate fantasies in order to avoid having to face up to the reality of the monster he really is. Thus, his fantasies become more and more removed from actual real life, until he is unable to sustain them, and inevitably, they come crashing down.
This forces him to either repudiate the truth, and remove himself from the genepool via suicide, (which hasn't, as far as I know, happened yet) or validate his deviancy by acting out his atrocious and unnacceptable sexual urges. Once these urges have been acted out, the horror drives him back into his fantasy world, and the whole sick charade begins again. I would (If there wasn't any legal impediment to this action) quite cheerfully and dispassionately despatch him, with a bullet. Not out of any sense of justice, or misguided vigilantism, but simply because it needs to be done. And the sooner the better.  

I am in no way suggesting that anyone should actually murder him, or condoning murder in any way. I'm just objectifying the possible outcome of his sorry life, and following the moral objectives, from a practical viewpoint. 

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

More of a repulsive wrongcock, who lives in a carefully constructed, but ultimately fragile world of self delusional fantasy. Being unable to sublimate the magnitude of his sexual proclivities, he seeks to inhabit a series of elaborate fantasies in order to avoid having to face up to the reality of the monster he really is. Thus, his fantasies become more and more removed from actual real life, until he is unable to sustain them, and inevitably, they come crashing down.
This forces him to either repudiate the truth, and remove himself from the genepool via suicide, (which hasn't, as far as I know, happened yet) or validate his deviancy by acting out his atrocious and unnacceptable sexual urges. Once these urges have been acted out, the horror drives him back into his fantasy world, and the whole sick charade begins again. I would (If there wasn't any legal impediment to this action) quite cheerfully and dispassionately despatch him, with a bullet. Not out of any sense of justice, or misguided vigilantism, but simply because it needs to be done. And the sooner the better.  

I am in no way suggesting that anyone should actually murder him, or condoning murder in any way. I'm just objectifying the possible outcome of his sorry life, and following the moral objectives, from a practical viewpoint. 

The Buckley parallels are astonishing. Are you sure theyre not the same person? 

[BadBeast]

More of a repulsive wrongcock, who lives in a carefully constructed, but ultimately fragile world of self delusional fantasy. Being unable to sublimate the magnitude of his sexual proclivities, he seeks to inhabit a series of elaborate fantasies in order to avoid having to face up to the reality of the monster he really is. Thus, his fantasies become more and more removed from actual real life, until he is unable to sustain them, and inevitably, they come crashing down.
This forces him to either repudiate the truth, and remove himself from the genepool via suicide, (which hasn't, as far as I know, happened yet) or validate his deviancy by acting out his atrocious and unnacceptable sexual urges. Once these urges have been acted out, the horror drives him back into his fantasy world, and the whole sick charade begins again. I would (If there wasn't any legal impediment to this action) quite cheerfully and dispassionately despatch him, with a bullet. Not out of any sense of justice, or misguided vigilantism, but simply because it needs to be done. And the sooner the better. 

I am in no way suggesting that anyone should actually murder him, or condoning murder in any way. I'm just objectifying the possible outcome of his sorry life, and following the moral objectives, from a practical viewpoint. 

The Buckley parallels are astonishing. Are you sure theyre not the same person? 

Sorry, I don't know who Buckley is.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

More of a repulsive wrongcock, who lives in a carefully constructed, but ultimately fragile world of self delusional fantasy. Being unable to sublimate the magnitude of his sexual proclivities, he seeks to inhabit a series of elaborate fantasies in order to avoid having to face up to the reality of the monster he really is. Thus, his fantasies become more and more removed from actual real life, until he is unable to sustain them, and inevitably, they come crashing down.
This forces him to either repudiate the truth, and remove himself from the genepool via suicide, (which hasn't, as far as I know, happened yet) or validate his deviancy by acting out his atrocious and unnacceptable sexual urges. Once these urges have been acted out, the horror drives him back into his fantasy world, and the whole sick charade begins again. I would (If there wasn't any legal impediment to this action) quite cheerfully and dispassionately despatch him, with a bullet. Not out of any sense of justice, or misguided vigilantism, but simply because it needs to be done. And the sooner the better. 

I am in no way suggesting that anyone should actually murder him, or condoning murder in any way. I'm just objectifying the possible outcome of his sorry life, and following the moral objectives, from a practical viewpoint. 

The Buckley parallels are astonishing. Are you sure theyre not the same person? 

Sorry, I don't know who Buckley is.

He created the horribly unfunny webcomic Cntrl+Alt+Del(Which I posted a strip of above). His personality is very much like the Reverend you described. Hes an egomaniac, an asshole, a pedophile and hes really really crazy. Theres far to much for me to describe here, you should google him.

[BadBeast]

Egomaniacs I can deal with, but really crazy asshole paedophiles tend to make my shit itch a little too much, to maintain present levels of serenity.

[AFK]

What a gigantic toolbox you've re-discovered here.