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Started by Cain, August 09, 2014, 07:29:35 AM

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Suu

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 18, 2014, 08:13:19 PM
Day 6 of the stomach flu.

I should not have come to work today.

Day 6? How is your hydration? Seriously?
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Suu on August 18, 2014, 09:21:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 18, 2014, 08:13:19 PM
Day 6 of the stomach flu.

I should not have come to work today.

Day 6? How is your hydration? Seriously?

I'm getting myself stuck every other day, 2 bags per.  I look like a fucking junkie.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Reginald Ret

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 18, 2014, 09:47:43 PM
Quote from: The Suu on August 18, 2014, 09:21:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 18, 2014, 08:13:19 PM
Day 6 of the stomach flu.

I should not have come to work today.

Day 6? How is your hydration? Seriously?

I'm getting myself stuck every other day, 2 bags per.  I look like a fucking junkie.
Damn.
Take care of yourself.
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Junkenstein

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 18, 2014, 09:47:43 PM
Quote from: The Suu on August 18, 2014, 09:21:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 18, 2014, 08:13:19 PM
Day 6 of the stomach flu.

I should not have come to work today.

Day 6? How is your hydration? Seriously?

I'm getting myself stuck every other day, 2 bags per.  I look like a fucking junkie.

Woah. Up it to three. Given your climate any less and you're likely to look fucking embalmed in short order.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Suu

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 18, 2014, 09:47:43 PM
Quote from: The Suu on August 18, 2014, 09:21:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 18, 2014, 08:13:19 PM
Day 6 of the stomach flu.

I should not have come to work today.

Day 6? How is your hydration? Seriously?

I'm getting myself stuck every other day, 2 bags per.  I look like a fucking junkie.

Are they giving you Zofran or anything as a anti-emetic? Jesus, usually these things don't last this long.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Junkenstein

At the very least I would have thought Obamacare would cover a cork.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Junkenstein on August 18, 2014, 10:21:53 PM
At the very least I would have thought Obamacare would cover a cork.

You think I want to keep all the horrible inside?

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Suu on August 18, 2014, 10:20:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 18, 2014, 09:47:43 PM
Quote from: The Suu on August 18, 2014, 09:21:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 18, 2014, 08:13:19 PM
Day 6 of the stomach flu.

I should not have come to work today.

Day 6? How is your hydration? Seriously?

I'm getting myself stuck every other day, 2 bags per.  I look like a fucking junkie.

Are they giving you Zofran or anything as a anti-emetic? Jesus, usually these things don't last this long.

Thing is, it's not constant.  I think I'm better on day 5, then BAM!  Day 6 is another nightmare.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 18, 2014, 10:43:27 PM
Quote from: The Suu on August 18, 2014, 10:20:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 18, 2014, 09:47:43 PM
Quote from: The Suu on August 18, 2014, 09:21:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 18, 2014, 08:13:19 PM
Day 6 of the stomach flu.

I should not have come to work today.

Day 6? How is your hydration? Seriously?

I'm getting myself stuck every other day, 2 bags per.  I look like a fucking junkie.

Are they giving you Zofran or anything as a anti-emetic? Jesus, usually these things don't last this long.

Thing is, it's not constant.  I think I'm better on day 5, then BAM!  Day 6 is another nightmare.

Could be pregnant.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Junkenstein

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 18, 2014, 10:42:55 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on August 18, 2014, 10:21:53 PM
At the very least I would have thought Obamacare would cover a cork.

You think I want to keep all the horrible inside?

Rather than everywhere? Maybe.

There's really good ending, regardless of your choices.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Junkenstein on August 18, 2014, 11:10:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 18, 2014, 10:42:55 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on August 18, 2014, 10:21:53 PM
At the very least I would have thought Obamacare would cover a cork.

You think I want to keep all the horrible inside?

Rather than everywhere? Maybe.

There's really good ending, regardless of your choices.

I want to share.  With everyone.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

I meant to say there's really no good ending. You seem to have different plans in mind. Those poor bastards.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Junkenstein on August 18, 2014, 11:26:13 PM
I meant to say there's really no good ending. You seem to have different plans in mind. Those poor bastards.

I don't LIKE Oro Valley.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on August 16, 2014, 10:49:18 PM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on August 13, 2014, 12:39:30 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2014, 03:38:44 AM
So, these multiple Discordian group pages on FB I've been volunteered for.






I suppose I haven't been paying attention to youth culture recently, but when did "FGT" become an acceptable, no-harm-done substitute for "faggot", and why the fuck is everyone OK with it?




I am once again reconsidering my self-identification, if these are my peers.

I've been bothered by it too. I'll read on, but I'm uncertain what to make of it.

A lot of people have objected to it, including myself, but the two main people who are using it are gay so it's a little hard to take the stand that they have no right to use it as a general term of reference for other Discordians if they want to. I am uncomfortable with it but my argument is weak. "Hey gay people! Stop using fgt and ftg, it makes me, a straight person, uncomfortable!".

I've been pretending it means "fidget", which I find much more palatable.

Ah, I didn't know that. It's hard to tell with FB Discordians.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Sorry to hear it, Roger. That sounds pretty miserable.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS