Yes, yOU! With the genitals! What the fuck are you doing, out without a permit for those things?
Don't you know possession IS intent now?
Concealed too! Just walking around in the face of the sun packing shit like that, hardly decent is it? No one with the correct papers would wager like that either.
Who know what you're up to with those things. We've already called the police so just put those things on the pavement, nice and easy. Maybe the won't tazer you THAT MUCH when they get here. You're definitely headed for the impound and the lockup though. IF they're nice I bet they'll even send all of you to the same one. Wow, it would suck to have the judge as you if those bits in the jar of the formaldehyde were yours, and if you were out in public with them on the day in question. Whichever way you plea to that, you've really already lost.
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 06:01:16 PM
Yes, yOU! With the genitals! What the fuck are you doing, out without a permit for those things?
Don't you know possession IS intent now?
Concealed too! Just walking around in the face of the sun packing shit like that, hardly decent is it? No one with the correct papers would wager like that either.
Concealed? It's hanging right out of my pance.
But, yes, these sperms are in fact unlicensed and illegal. They may, given recent events, even be a COPYRIGHT VIOLATION, which is an order of magnitude worse.
But I'm a junkie, man, it's a disease, a disability. I am enslaved to my genitals, and I blame an unfeeling society. Perhaps if I did some public service commercials, like rock stars used to do back in the 80s when they got caught with drugs?
i should have known better.
:oops:
how could i think i would get away with carrying around high power, fully automatic, assault genitals?
clearly the constitution does not grant the right to the individual to bear a baby arm like this...
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 06:06:22 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 06:01:16 PM
Yes, yOU! With the genitals! What the fuck are you doing, out without a permit for those things?
Don't you know possession IS intent now?
Concealed too! Just walking around in the face of the sun packing shit like that, hardly decent is it? No one with the correct papers would wager like that either.
Concealed? It's hanging right out of my pance.
But, yes, these sperms are in fact unlicensed and illegal. They may, given recent events, even be a COPYRIGHT VIOLATION, which is an order of magnitude worse.
But I'm a junkie, man, it's a disease, a disability. I am enslaved to my genitals, and I blame an unfeeling society. Perhaps if I did some public service commercials, like rock stars used to do back in the 80s when they got caught with drugs?
We'll have to test all of them to make certain. Play nice and the nurse might even lube the pump first.
...and the last thing we need are more perps on stage. Remember what it did for William Tell, William Wallace and Guy Fawkes?
You had your chance to declare those things at the border and avoid all the fuss.
Quote from: Iptuous on February 20, 2012, 06:09:32 PM
i should have known better.
:oops:
how could i think i would get away with carrying around high power, fully automatic, assault genitals?
Your perverted "old western" tendencies show clear through your pants. That's a lever action on that thing, and don't try to deny it. I bet you have your rectum set up as a six gun too...
Enough nancing around he issue. Tipper's howling for blood again, and the cage won't hold if she keeps rattling it.
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 06:13:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 06:06:22 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 06:01:16 PM
Yes, yOU! With the genitals! What the fuck are you doing, out without a permit for those things?
Don't you know possession IS intent now?
Concealed too! Just walking around in the face of the sun packing shit like that, hardly decent is it? No one with the correct papers would wager like that either.
Concealed? It's hanging right out of my pance.
But, yes, these sperms are in fact unlicensed and illegal. They may, given recent events, even be a COPYRIGHT VIOLATION, which is an order of magnitude worse.
But I'm a junkie, man, it's a disease, a disability. I am enslaved to my genitals, and I blame an unfeeling society. Perhaps if I did some public service commercials, like rock stars used to do back in the 80s when they got caught with drugs?
We'll have to test all of them to make certain. Play nice and the nurse might even lube the pump first.
...and the last thing we need are more perps on stage. Remember what it did for William Tell, William Wallace and Guy Fawkes?
You had your chance to declare those things at the border and avoid all the fuss.
Give me a chance...I have some GREAT ideas for "Don't Testicle, Kids!" ads.
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 06:15:51 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on February 20, 2012, 06:09:32 PM
i should have known better.
:oops:
how could i think i would get away with carrying around high power, fully automatic, assault genitals?
Your perverted "old western" tendencies show clear through your pants. That's a lever action on that thing, and don't try to deny it. I bet you have your rectum set up as a six gun too...
The polished brass is showing through the fly, huh?
well, it's not lever action. it's a hand cranked, and hair triggered gatling model.
rectum?! it damn near.... aw, nevermind.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 06:18:51 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 06:13:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 06:06:22 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 06:01:16 PM
Yes, yOU! With the genitals! What the fuck are you doing, out without a permit for those things?
Don't you know possession IS intent now?
Concealed too! Just walking around in the face of the sun packing shit like that, hardly decent is it? No one with the correct papers would wager like that either.
Concealed? It's hanging right out of my pance.
But, yes, these sperms are in fact unlicensed and illegal. They may, given recent events, even be a COPYRIGHT VIOLATION, which is an order of magnitude worse.
But I'm a junkie, man, it's a disease, a disability. I am enslaved to my genitals, and I blame an unfeeling society. Perhaps if I did some public service commercials, like rock stars used to do back in the 80s when they got caught with drugs?
We'll have to test all of them to make certain. Play nice and the nurse might even lube the pump first.
...and the last thing we need are more perps on stage. Remember what it did for William Tell, William Wallace and Guy Fawkes?
You had your chance to declare those things at the border and avoid all the fuss.
Give me a chance...I have some GREAT ideas for "Don't Testicle, Kids!" ads.
At your level running for congress is the only decent way to hide you shame.
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 06:23:37 PM
At your level running for congress is the only decent way to hide you shame.
Richter, what did I ever do to your family?
Quote from: Iptuous on February 20, 2012, 06:22:43 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 06:15:51 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on February 20, 2012, 06:09:32 PM
i should have known better.
:oops:
how could i think i would get away with carrying around high power, fully automatic, assault genitals?
Your perverted "old western" tendencies show clear through your pants. That's a lever action on that thing, and don't try to deny it. I bet you have your rectum set up as a six gun too...
The polished brass is showing through the fly, huh?
well, it's not lever action. it's a hand cranked, and hair triggered gatling model.
rectum?! it damn near.... aw, nevermind.
Hand cranks? Steampunk?!
You weren't intending to go to the conventions with that were you??
(Side note: Clint Eastwood was pulling that shit off in "Josey Wales" before Rambo went to grade school)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 06:25:30 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 06:23:37 PM
At your level running for congress is the only decent way to hide you shame.
Richter, what did I ever do to your family?
We have precedent for this sort of thing, you know.
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 06:27:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 06:25:30 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 06:23:37 PM
At your level running for congress is the only decent way to hide you shame.
Richter, what did I ever do to your family?
We have precedent for this sort of thing, you know.
Well, okay, but only if BGP will run my campaign. Otherwise, I'm on the lam, and I'll take my chances like John Dillinger did.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 06:27:58 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 06:27:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 06:25:30 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 06:23:37 PM
At your level running for congress is the only decent way to hide you shame.
Richter, what did I ever do to your family?
We have precedent for this sort of thing, you know.
Well, okay, but only if BGP will run my campaign. Otherwise, I'm on the lam, and I'll take my chances like John Dillinger did.
We're grooming GIGGLES for your eventual VEEP, if you hadn't guessed already.
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 06:30:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 06:27:58 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 06:27:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 06:25:30 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 06:23:37 PM
At your level running for congress is the only decent way to hide you shame.
Richter, what did I ever do to your family?
We have precedent for this sort of thing, you know.
Well, okay, but only if BGP will run my campaign. Otherwise, I'm on the lam, and I'll take my chances like John Dillinger did.
We're grooming GIGGLES for your eventual VEEP, if you hadn't guessed already.
Oh, outstanding. Can you IMAGINE him attending the funerals of foreign heads of state?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 06:32:54 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 06:30:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 06:27:58 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 06:27:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 06:25:30 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 06:23:37 PM
At your level running for congress is the only decent way to hide you shame.
Richter, what did I ever do to your family?
We have precedent for this sort of thing, you know.
Well, okay, but only if BGP will run my campaign. Otherwise, I'm on the lam, and I'll take my chances like John Dillinger did.
We're grooming GIGGLES for your eventual VEEP, if you hadn't guessed already.
Oh, outstanding. Can you IMAGINE him attending the funerals of foreign heads of state?
If we had him installed in time for Kim Jung Il, they'd have gone cremation out of self defense.
You'd just have to look somber, respectful, and mention, "Sorry, we forgot to have him drained this week."
Hey there! Wait, what? Wait a minute, wait a minute. These puppies are hardly concealed! I mean, this tube top is so thin you can see my nipples saluting that strange lump in your pants. And as for the rest of my gear, well. I got a permit right here. See? Across my ass? Where it says "Juicy" ? That right there is my permit. I paid twice as much for these pants as I would have for a pair that didn't have the pretty pink letters across the ass. It's an advertisement. A warning. A notice, if you will, of intent.
That's right, motherfucker. You can't send me to jail. I'm a walking neon sign for my genitals. You're just pissed because you can't look away. Want to see my tattoo? It's an arrow pointing down my ass-crack. It's the Mystic Chinese Symbol for "Thank You, Come Again."
No cop in the world will arrest me. But you, on the other hand, don't seem to have taken the proper precautions like I have. Tsk tsk, mister. Where's your fashion sense?
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:06:36 PM
Hey there! Wait, what? Wait a minute, wait a minute. These puppies are hardly concealed! I mean, this tube top is so thin you can see my nipples saluting that strange lump in your pants. And as for the rest of my gear, well. I got a permit right here. See? Across my ass? Where it says "Juicy" ? That right there is my permit. I paid twice as much for these pants as I would have for a pair that didn't have the pretty pink letters across the ass. It's an advertisement. A warning. A notice, if you will, of intent.
That's right, motherfucker. You can't send me to jail. I'm a walking neon sign for my genitals. You're just pissed because you can't look away. Want to see my tattoo? It's an arrow pointing down my ass-crack. It's the Mystic Chinese Symbol for "Thank You, Come Again."
No cop in the world will arrest me. But you, on the other hand, don't seem to have taken the proper precautions like I have. Tsk tsk, mister. Where's your fashion sense?
Indecent exposure, pleads guilty. 15 years watching CNN.
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 08:22:35 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:06:36 PM
Hey there! Wait, what? Wait a minute, wait a minute. These puppies are hardly concealed! I mean, this tube top is so thin you can see my nipples saluting that strange lump in your pants. And as for the rest of my gear, well. I got a permit right here. See? Across my ass? Where it says "Juicy" ? That right there is my permit. I paid twice as much for these pants as I would have for a pair that didn't have the pretty pink letters across the ass. It's an advertisement. A warning. A notice, if you will, of intent.
That's right, motherfucker. You can't send me to jail. I'm a walking neon sign for my genitals. You're just pissed because you can't look away. Want to see my tattoo? It's an arrow pointing down my ass-crack. It's the Mystic Chinese Symbol for "Thank You, Come Again."
No cop in the world will arrest me. But you, on the other hand, don't seem to have taken the proper precautions like I have. Tsk tsk, mister. Where's your fashion sense?
Indecent exposure, pleads guilty. 15 years watching CNN.
LOL. The last person I saw actually wearing a tube top couldn't have spelled 'CNN' much less watched it. Not without a translator fluent in white-trash-ese. She wore Juicy capri sweats, broken flip-flops fixed with duct tape, and spit her gum out into the soda fountain drip pan instead of the trash can right next to it.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:26:55 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 08:22:35 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:06:36 PM
Hey there! Wait, what? Wait a minute, wait a minute. These puppies are hardly concealed! I mean, this tube top is so thin you can see my nipples saluting that strange lump in your pants. And as for the rest of my gear, well. I got a permit right here. See? Across my ass? Where it says "Juicy" ? That right there is my permit. I paid twice as much for these pants as I would have for a pair that didn't have the pretty pink letters across the ass. It's an advertisement. A warning. A notice, if you will, of intent.
That's right, motherfucker. You can't send me to jail. I'm a walking neon sign for my genitals. You're just pissed because you can't look away. Want to see my tattoo? It's an arrow pointing down my ass-crack. It's the Mystic Chinese Symbol for "Thank You, Come Again."
No cop in the world will arrest me. But you, on the other hand, don't seem to have taken the proper precautions like I have. Tsk tsk, mister. Where's your fashion sense?
Indecent exposure, pleads guilty. 15 years watching CNN.
LOL. The last person I saw actually wearing a tube top couldn't have spelled 'CNN' much less watched it. Not without a translator fluent in white-trash-ese. She wore Juicy capri sweats, broken flip-flops fixed with duct tape, and spit her gum out into the soda fountain drip pan instead of the trash can right next to it.
:lulz:
I lubs me the South.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 08:30:22 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:26:55 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 08:22:35 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:06:36 PM
Hey there! Wait, what? Wait a minute, wait a minute. These puppies are hardly concealed! I mean, this tube top is so thin you can see my nipples saluting that strange lump in your pants. And as for the rest of my gear, well. I got a permit right here. See? Across my ass? Where it says "Juicy" ? That right there is my permit. I paid twice as much for these pants as I would have for a pair that didn't have the pretty pink letters across the ass. It's an advertisement. A warning. A notice, if you will, of intent.
That's right, motherfucker. You can't send me to jail. I'm a walking neon sign for my genitals. You're just pissed because you can't look away. Want to see my tattoo? It's an arrow pointing down my ass-crack. It's the Mystic Chinese Symbol for "Thank You, Come Again."
No cop in the world will arrest me. But you, on the other hand, don't seem to have taken the proper precautions like I have. Tsk tsk, mister. Where's your fashion sense?
Indecent exposure, pleads guilty. 15 years watching CNN.
LOL. The last person I saw actually wearing a tube top couldn't have spelled 'CNN' much less watched it. Not without a translator fluent in white-trash-ese. She wore Juicy capri sweats, broken flip-flops fixed with duct tape, and spit her gum out into the soda fountain drip pan instead of the trash can right next to it.
:lulz:
I lubs me the South.
I'm not gonna lie. It scares me sometimes. Especially when they come in with their bedazzled blue-jean vests and extra-tight jeans and want to know why they can't get a roasted chicken or a Philly Cheesesteak sammich with their EBT cards. I tried explaining it and the response I got was "WELL, WAH! So what if it's extra work. I should be able to go to a restaurant and pay for my meal with welfare. What's wrong with that?!?!?! Y'all are just lazy."
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:35:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 08:30:22 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:26:55 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 08:22:35 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:06:36 PM
Hey there! Wait, what? Wait a minute, wait a minute. These puppies are hardly concealed! I mean, this tube top is so thin you can see my nipples saluting that strange lump in your pants. And as for the rest of my gear, well. I got a permit right here. See? Across my ass? Where it says "Juicy" ? That right there is my permit. I paid twice as much for these pants as I would have for a pair that didn't have the pretty pink letters across the ass. It's an advertisement. A warning. A notice, if you will, of intent.
That's right, motherfucker. You can't send me to jail. I'm a walking neon sign for my genitals. You're just pissed because you can't look away. Want to see my tattoo? It's an arrow pointing down my ass-crack. It's the Mystic Chinese Symbol for "Thank You, Come Again."
No cop in the world will arrest me. But you, on the other hand, don't seem to have taken the proper precautions like I have. Tsk tsk, mister. Where's your fashion sense?
Indecent exposure, pleads guilty. 15 years watching CNN.
LOL. The last person I saw actually wearing a tube top couldn't have spelled 'CNN' much less watched it. Not without a translator fluent in white-trash-ese. She wore Juicy capri sweats, broken flip-flops fixed with duct tape, and spit her gum out into the soda fountain drip pan instead of the trash can right next to it.
:lulz:
I lubs me the South.
I'm not gonna lie. It scares me sometimes. Especially when they come in with their bedazzled blue-jean vests and extra-tight jeans and want to know why they can't get a roasted chicken or a Philly Cheesesteak sammich with their EBT cards. I tried explaining it and the response I got was "WELL, WAH! So what if it's extra work. I should be able to go to a restaurant and pay for my meal with welfare. What's wrong with that?!?!?! Y'all are just lazy."
I wish I could say the South is contained in the South... but we get that shit up here, too.
Please come, collect it, and take it back home, we do not want.
Quote from: Luna on February 20, 2012, 08:44:16 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:35:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 08:30:22 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:26:55 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 08:22:35 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:06:36 PM
Hey there! Wait, what? Wait a minute, wait a minute. These puppies are hardly concealed! I mean, this tube top is so thin you can see my nipples saluting that strange lump in your pants. And as for the rest of my gear, well. I got a permit right here. See? Across my ass? Where it says "Juicy" ? That right there is my permit. I paid twice as much for these pants as I would have for a pair that didn't have the pretty pink letters across the ass. It's an advertisement. A warning. A notice, if you will, of intent.
That's right, motherfucker. You can't send me to jail. I'm a walking neon sign for my genitals. You're just pissed because you can't look away. Want to see my tattoo? It's an arrow pointing down my ass-crack. It's the Mystic Chinese Symbol for "Thank You, Come Again."
No cop in the world will arrest me. But you, on the other hand, don't seem to have taken the proper precautions like I have. Tsk tsk, mister. Where's your fashion sense?
Indecent exposure, pleads guilty. 15 years watching CNN.
LOL. The last person I saw actually wearing a tube top couldn't have spelled 'CNN' much less watched it. Not without a translator fluent in white-trash-ese. She wore Juicy capri sweats, broken flip-flops fixed with duct tape, and spit her gum out into the soda fountain drip pan instead of the trash can right next to it.
:lulz:
I lubs me the South.
I'm not gonna lie. It scares me sometimes. Especially when they come in with their bedazzled blue-jean vests and extra-tight jeans and want to know why they can't get a roasted chicken or a Philly Cheesesteak sammich with their EBT cards. I tried explaining it and the response I got was "WELL, WAH! So what if it's extra work. I should be able to go to a restaurant and pay for my meal with welfare. What's wrong with that?!?!?! Y'all are just lazy."
I wish I could say the South is contained in the South... but we get that shit up here, too.
Please come, collect it, and take it back home, we do not want.
Fuuuuuck that. I'm from PA. As soon as you all deport my family down here to GA in a timely fashion, I'll take over the farmstead and run it proper instead of like a bunch of inbred hicks. But they're still trying to get me to come home and quit whoring around with my cult to marry the pig-farmer next door. Who ran off and joined the rodeo when I wouldn't marry him. But apparently he's back now.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:48:32 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 20, 2012, 08:44:16 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:35:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 08:30:22 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:26:55 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 08:22:35 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:06:36 PM
Hey there! Wait, what? Wait a minute, wait a minute. These puppies are hardly concealed! I mean, this tube top is so thin you can see my nipples saluting that strange lump in your pants. And as for the rest of my gear, well. I got a permit right here. See? Across my ass? Where it says "Juicy" ? That right there is my permit. I paid twice as much for these pants as I would have for a pair that didn't have the pretty pink letters across the ass. It's an advertisement. A warning. A notice, if you will, of intent.
That's right, motherfucker. You can't send me to jail. I'm a walking neon sign for my genitals. You're just pissed because you can't look away. Want to see my tattoo? It's an arrow pointing down my ass-crack. It's the Mystic Chinese Symbol for "Thank You, Come Again."
No cop in the world will arrest me. But you, on the other hand, don't seem to have taken the proper precautions like I have. Tsk tsk, mister. Where's your fashion sense?
Indecent exposure, pleads guilty. 15 years watching CNN.
LOL. The last person I saw actually wearing a tube top couldn't have spelled 'CNN' much less watched it. Not without a translator fluent in white-trash-ese. She wore Juicy capri sweats, broken flip-flops fixed with duct tape, and spit her gum out into the soda fountain drip pan instead of the trash can right next to it.
:lulz:
I lubs me the South.
I'm not gonna lie. It scares me sometimes. Especially when they come in with their bedazzled blue-jean vests and extra-tight jeans and want to know why they can't get a roasted chicken or a Philly Cheesesteak sammich with their EBT cards. I tried explaining it and the response I got was "WELL, WAH! So what if it's extra work. I should be able to go to a restaurant and pay for my meal with welfare. What's wrong with that?!?!?! Y'all are just lazy."
I wish I could say the South is contained in the South... but we get that shit up here, too.
Please come, collect it, and take it back home, we do not want.
Fuuuuuck that. I'm from PA. As soon as you all deport my family down here to GA in a timely fashion, I'll take over the farmstead and run it proper instead of like a bunch of inbred hicks. But they're still trying to get me to come home and quit whoring around with my cult to marry the pig-farmer next door. Who ran off and joined the rodeo when I wouldn't marry him. But apparently he's back now.
Good Lord, woman! Run while you still have legs!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 11:49:19 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:48:32 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 20, 2012, 08:44:16 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:35:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 08:30:22 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:26:55 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 08:22:35 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:06:36 PM
Hey there! Wait, what? Wait a minute, wait a minute. These puppies are hardly concealed! I mean, this tube top is so thin you can see my nipples saluting that strange lump in your pants. And as for the rest of my gear, well. I got a permit right here. See? Across my ass? Where it says "Juicy" ? That right there is my permit. I paid twice as much for these pants as I would have for a pair that didn't have the pretty pink letters across the ass. It's an advertisement. A warning. A notice, if you will, of intent.
That's right, motherfucker. You can't send me to jail. I'm a walking neon sign for my genitals. You're just pissed because you can't look away. Want to see my tattoo? It's an arrow pointing down my ass-crack. It's the Mystic Chinese Symbol for "Thank You, Come Again."
No cop in the world will arrest me. But you, on the other hand, don't seem to have taken the proper precautions like I have. Tsk tsk, mister. Where's your fashion sense?
Indecent exposure, pleads guilty. 15 years watching CNN.
LOL. The last person I saw actually wearing a tube top couldn't have spelled 'CNN' much less watched it. Not without a translator fluent in white-trash-ese. She wore Juicy capri sweats, broken flip-flops fixed with duct tape, and spit her gum out into the soda fountain drip pan instead of the trash can right next to it.
:lulz:
I lubs me the South.
I'm not gonna lie. It scares me sometimes. Especially when they come in with their bedazzled blue-jean vests and extra-tight jeans and want to know why they can't get a roasted chicken or a Philly Cheesesteak sammich with their EBT cards. I tried explaining it and the response I got was "WELL, WAH! So what if it's extra work. I should be able to go to a restaurant and pay for my meal with welfare. What's wrong with that?!?!?! Y'all are just lazy."
I wish I could say the South is contained in the South... but we get that shit up here, too.
Please come, collect it, and take it back home, we do not want.
Fuuuuuck that. I'm from PA. As soon as you all deport my family down here to GA in a timely fashion, I'll take over the farmstead and run it proper instead of like a bunch of inbred hicks. But they're still trying to get me to come home and quit whoring around with my cult to marry the pig-farmer next door. Who ran off and joined the rodeo when I wouldn't marry him. But apparently he's back now.
Good Lord, woman! Run while you still have legs!
I'll give 'em Tuscon as my fowarding address when I leave for Canada. Merry Christmas!
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 11:56:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 11:49:19 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:48:32 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 20, 2012, 08:44:16 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:35:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 08:30:22 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:26:55 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 08:22:35 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:06:36 PM
Hey there! Wait, what? Wait a minute, wait a minute. These puppies are hardly concealed! I mean, this tube top is so thin you can see my nipples saluting that strange lump in your pants. And as for the rest of my gear, well. I got a permit right here. See? Across my ass? Where it says "Juicy" ? That right there is my permit. I paid twice as much for these pants as I would have for a pair that didn't have the pretty pink letters across the ass. It's an advertisement. A warning. A notice, if you will, of intent.
That's right, motherfucker. You can't send me to jail. I'm a walking neon sign for my genitals. You're just pissed because you can't look away. Want to see my tattoo? It's an arrow pointing down my ass-crack. It's the Mystic Chinese Symbol for "Thank You, Come Again."
No cop in the world will arrest me. But you, on the other hand, don't seem to have taken the proper precautions like I have. Tsk tsk, mister. Where's your fashion sense?
Indecent exposure, pleads guilty. 15 years watching CNN.
LOL. The last person I saw actually wearing a tube top couldn't have spelled 'CNN' much less watched it. Not without a translator fluent in white-trash-ese. She wore Juicy capri sweats, broken flip-flops fixed with duct tape, and spit her gum out into the soda fountain drip pan instead of the trash can right next to it.
:lulz:
I lubs me the South.
I'm not gonna lie. It scares me sometimes. Especially when they come in with their bedazzled blue-jean vests and extra-tight jeans and want to know why they can't get a roasted chicken or a Philly Cheesesteak sammich with their EBT cards. I tried explaining it and the response I got was "WELL, WAH! So what if it's extra work. I should be able to go to a restaurant and pay for my meal with welfare. What's wrong with that?!?!?! Y'all are just lazy."
I wish I could say the South is contained in the South... but we get that shit up here, too.
Please come, collect it, and take it back home, we do not want.
Fuuuuuck that. I'm from PA. As soon as you all deport my family down here to GA in a timely fashion, I'll take over the farmstead and run it proper instead of like a bunch of inbred hicks. But they're still trying to get me to come home and quit whoring around with my cult to marry the pig-farmer next door. Who ran off and joined the rodeo when I wouldn't marry him. But apparently he's back now.
Good Lord, woman! Run while you still have legs!
I'll give 'em Tuscon as my fowarding address when I leave for Canada. Merry Christmas!
Go ahead. We have
uses for po'buckers.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 12:05:06 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 11:56:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 11:49:19 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:48:32 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 20, 2012, 08:44:16 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:35:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 08:30:22 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:26:55 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 20, 2012, 08:22:35 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2012, 08:06:36 PM
Hey there! Wait, what? Wait a minute, wait a minute. These puppies are hardly concealed! I mean, this tube top is so thin you can see my nipples saluting that strange lump in your pants. And as for the rest of my gear, well. I got a permit right here. See? Across my ass? Where it says "Juicy" ? That right there is my permit. I paid twice as much for these pants as I would have for a pair that didn't have the pretty pink letters across the ass. It's an advertisement. A warning. A notice, if you will, of intent.
That's right, motherfucker. You can't send me to jail. I'm a walking neon sign for my genitals. You're just pissed because you can't look away. Want to see my tattoo? It's an arrow pointing down my ass-crack. It's the Mystic Chinese Symbol for "Thank You, Come Again."
No cop in the world will arrest me. But you, on the other hand, don't seem to have taken the proper precautions like I have. Tsk tsk, mister. Where's your fashion sense?
Indecent exposure, pleads guilty. 15 years watching CNN.
LOL. The last person I saw actually wearing a tube top couldn't have spelled 'CNN' much less watched it. Not without a translator fluent in white-trash-ese. She wore Juicy capri sweats, broken flip-flops fixed with duct tape, and spit her gum out into the soda fountain drip pan instead of the trash can right next to it.
:lulz:
I lubs me the South.
I'm not gonna lie. It scares me sometimes. Especially when they come in with their bedazzled blue-jean vests and extra-tight jeans and want to know why they can't get a roasted chicken or a Philly Cheesesteak sammich with their EBT cards. I tried explaining it and the response I got was "WELL, WAH! So what if it's extra work. I should be able to go to a restaurant and pay for my meal with welfare. What's wrong with that?!?!?! Y'all are just lazy."
I wish I could say the South is contained in the South... but we get that shit up here, too.
Please come, collect it, and take it back home, we do not want.
Fuuuuuck that. I'm from PA. As soon as you all deport my family down here to GA in a timely fashion, I'll take over the farmstead and run it proper instead of like a bunch of inbred hicks. But they're still trying to get me to come home and quit whoring around with my cult to marry the pig-farmer next door. Who ran off and joined the rodeo when I wouldn't marry him. But apparently he's back now.
Good Lord, woman! Run while you still have legs!
I'll give 'em Tuscon as my fowarding address when I leave for Canada. Merry Christmas!
Go ahead. We have uses for po'buckers.
If you use them for fertilizer, I think that would have a certain symmetry to it. Or Richter could arrest 'em for concealing their genitals and use 'em for taser practice. I'm flexible.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 12:06:05 AM
If you use them for fertilizer, I think that would have a certain symmetry to it.
No, our soil is already fucked. No sense making things worse. No, I'm talking about the year-end culling. It's quite a tradition, but I fear we may have over-hunted our local supply. It's like
The Hills Have Eyes, only it's the po'buckers that take it in the neck.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 12:07:41 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 12:06:05 AM
If you use them for fertilizer, I think that would have a certain symmetry to it.
No, our soil is already fucked. No sense making things worse. No, I'm talking about the year-end culling. It's quite a tradition, but I fear we may have over-hunted our local supply. It's like The Hills Have Eyes, only it's the po'buckers that take it in the neck.
Might I suggest going on safari in NW PA? It's quite scenic and there's no end of fair game.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 12:10:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 12:07:41 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 12:06:05 AM
If you use them for fertilizer, I think that would have a certain symmetry to it.
No, our soil is already fucked. No sense making things worse. No, I'm talking about the year-end culling. It's quite a tradition, but I fear we may have over-hunted our local supply. It's like The Hills Have Eyes, only it's the po'buckers that take it in the neck.
Might I suggest going on safari in NW PA? It's quite scenic and there's no end of fair game.
It wouldn't work. The terrain is all wrong, and you have no javelinas there.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 12:18:29 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 12:10:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 12:07:41 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 12:06:05 AM
If you use them for fertilizer, I think that would have a certain symmetry to it.
No, our soil is already fucked. No sense making things worse. No, I'm talking about the year-end culling. It's quite a tradition, but I fear we may have over-hunted our local supply. It's like The Hills Have Eyes, only it's the po'buckers that take it in the neck.
Might I suggest going on safari in NW PA? It's quite scenic and there's no end of fair game.
It wouldn't work. The terrain is all wrong, and you have no javelinas there.
Take 'em out to a strip mine. All that shale and crap coal is almost like sand and if we don't have javelinas, we have plenty of coyotes. That counts, right? You could end the hunt and go bear wrasslin' with real bears.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 12:10:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 12:07:41 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 12:06:05 AM
If you use them for fertilizer, I think that would have a certain symmetry to it.
No, our soil is already fucked. No sense making things worse. No, I'm talking about the year-end culling. It's quite a tradition, but I fear we may have over-hunted our local supply. It's like The Hills Have Eyes, only it's the po'buckers that take it in the neck.
Might I suggest going on safari in NW PA? It's quite scenic and there's no end of fair game.
Hey, I'm from NW PA... I still have family there.
If you're gonna safari there, y'all let me know when so I can tell 'em to take cover.
Quote from: Luna on February 21, 2012, 01:08:44 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 12:10:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 12:07:41 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 12:06:05 AM
If you use them for fertilizer, I think that would have a certain symmetry to it.
No, our soil is already fucked. No sense making things worse. No, I'm talking about the year-end culling. It's quite a tradition, but I fear we may have over-hunted our local supply. It's like The Hills Have Eyes, only it's the po'buckers that take it in the neck.
Might I suggest going on safari in NW PA? It's quite scenic and there's no end of fair game.
Hey, I'm from NW PA... I still have family there.
If you're gonna safari there, y'all let me know when so I can tell 'em to take cover.
My folk hail from Clarion-ish. Where're yours?
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 03:42:52 AM
Quote from: Luna on February 21, 2012, 01:08:44 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 12:10:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 12:07:41 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 12:06:05 AM
If you use them for fertilizer, I think that would have a certain symmetry to it.
No, our soil is already fucked. No sense making things worse. No, I'm talking about the year-end culling. It's quite a tradition, but I fear we may have over-hunted our local supply. It's like The Hills Have Eyes, only it's the po'buckers that take it in the neck.
Might I suggest going on safari in NW PA? It's quite scenic and there's no end of fair game.
Hey, I'm from NW PA... I still have family there.
If you're gonna safari there, y'all let me know when so I can tell 'em to take cover.
My folk hail from Clarion-ish. Where're yours?
Shit, I have distant (we're talking don't even exchange Christmas cards distant) family in Clarion.
Meadville area, here.
Quote from: Luna on February 21, 2012, 12:48:19 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 03:42:52 AM
Quote from: Luna on February 21, 2012, 01:08:44 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 12:10:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 12:07:41 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 12:06:05 AM
If you use them for fertilizer, I think that would have a certain symmetry to it.
No, our soil is already fucked. No sense making things worse. No, I'm talking about the year-end culling. It's quite a tradition, but I fear we may have over-hunted our local supply. It's like The Hills Have Eyes, only it's the po'buckers that take it in the neck.
Might I suggest going on safari in NW PA? It's quite scenic and there's no end of fair game.
Hey, I'm from NW PA... I still have family there.
If you're gonna safari there, y'all let me know when so I can tell 'em to take cover.
My folk hail from Clarion-ish. Where're yours?
Shit, I have distant (we're talking don't even exchange Christmas cards distant) family in Clarion.
Meadville area, here.
O.o Everyone in Clarion is related to everyone else. It's true for the whole county, unless you're a furriner. Luna, we could be cousins! :P Although with that Meadville blood my kin prolly won't take to yousin's.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 03:19:02 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 21, 2012, 12:48:19 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 03:42:52 AM
Quote from: Luna on February 21, 2012, 01:08:44 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 12:10:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 12:07:41 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 12:06:05 AM
If you use them for fertilizer, I think that would have a certain symmetry to it.
No, our soil is already fucked. No sense making things worse. No, I'm talking about the year-end culling. It's quite a tradition, but I fear we may have over-hunted our local supply. It's like The Hills Have Eyes, only it's the po'buckers that take it in the neck.
Might I suggest going on safari in NW PA? It's quite scenic and there's no end of fair game.
Hey, I'm from NW PA... I still have family there.
If you're gonna safari there, y'all let me know when so I can tell 'em to take cover.
My folk hail from Clarion-ish. Where're yours?
Shit, I have distant (we're talking don't even exchange Christmas cards distant) family in Clarion.
Meadville area, here.
O.o Everyone in Clarion is related to everyone else. It's true for the whole county, unless you're a furriner. Luna, we could be cousins! :P Although with that Meadville blood my kin prolly won't take to yousin's.
Distant, probably. Likely far enough that we'd need family trees to figure out how many times removed. Small world. :lol:
Quote from: Luna on February 21, 2012, 03:41:16 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 03:19:02 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 21, 2012, 12:48:19 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 03:42:52 AM
Quote from: Luna on February 21, 2012, 01:08:44 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 12:10:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 12:07:41 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 12:06:05 AM
If you use them for fertilizer, I think that would have a certain symmetry to it.
No, our soil is already fucked. No sense making things worse. No, I'm talking about the year-end culling. It's quite a tradition, but I fear we may have over-hunted our local supply. It's like The Hills Have Eyes, only it's the po'buckers that take it in the neck.
Might I suggest going on safari in NW PA? It's quite scenic and there's no end of fair game.
Hey, I'm from NW PA... I still have family there.
If you're gonna safari there, y'all let me know when so I can tell 'em to take cover.
My folk hail from Clarion-ish. Where're yours?
Shit, I have distant (we're talking don't even exchange Christmas cards distant) family in Clarion.
Meadville area, here.
O.o Everyone in Clarion is related to everyone else. It's true for the whole county, unless you're a furriner. Luna, we could be cousins! :P Although with that Meadville blood my kin prolly won't take to yousin's.
Distant, probably. Likely far enough that we'd need family trees to figure out how many times removed. Small world. :lol:
Man, I don't even know my family tree worth a good gosh darn. I don't even know my dad's parents' names beyond that she was a Beichtner before she married. Dad wouldn't ever talk about it. I don't think I can list all of his brothers and sisters, either. Just the ones that were around our immediate area.
I know my mom's relatives back three generations and all their kids and who they married and all that shit. But my dad's side has always been a little inbred, I think. I used to joke that the only way I know my parents aren't related is that Mom is from Ohio, originally.