Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 13, 2012, 09:41:23 PMQuote from: Mangrove on December 13, 2012, 09:28:14 PMQuote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 13, 2012, 09:04:29 PMQuote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 13, 2012, 08:55:28 PM
Lol, a pizza tax slice? I kind of love it. What'd you get a degree in?
I'm contemplating just losing the spot. It's my favorite, but it's not like there aren't other seats I like.
I didn't. I was in for pre-vet medicine. My program lost its accreditation and then I had a psychotic break and then it was 9/11/2001 and I was in a semi headed for Iowa and my parents were on their way to my college in PA to "SAVE MAH SOUL FROM DER DEBIL!" and it got a little confusing for a few years, there.
I keep meaning to go back, but I'm broke and lazy.
Did it work?
I went to work with a silly 'Santa loves me' badge that I found on Mrs Mang's bookcase. Think she got it at J C Penny. Anyway, someone sees the badge and says "Hey, that looks really cool...what does it say?" She squints to look and reads it "Santa loves me!"
I look at her quizzically and say "Santa? I thought it said Satan. I was given this by a coven of dyslexic devil worshippers."
My work colleague fell about laughing, but the woman concerned failed to get the Santa/Satan gag and didn't know what dyslexic meant. Joke roont.
Aww. No it didn't by the time they got to PA I was halfway to Iowa and by the time I got to Iowa, they decided I'd run off and joined a cult and thus my soul is forfeit forever. :P My mom still sends me an e-mail once in awhile to tell me if I don't get baptized I'm going to hell. So I send her one back reminding her that I baptized myself with some home-made holy water and not to worry, the forest spirits will shelter my soul when this fleshy prison can no longer contain my soul.
According to my priestly friend, anyone is entitled to perform a baptism. As long as it includes water, marking the cross and the phrase 'Father, Son & Holy Spirit/Ghost' it counts. [I'm less sure about saying 'Big Daddy, Junior & The Spook' but I can always ask him this weekend.]
I don't whether this will satisfy your mother, but as far as my seminary trained gnostic friend is concerned, you are good to go.