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[Nigel]

but i have to disagree Nigel, in that it definitely is ...... sssssssex. (or at least it certainly can be)

You mean Vexation.

Four-ways are not threesomes... I mean, not trying to be pedantic. They just aren't.

They are vastly better than threesomes because they alleviate the odd-man-out dynamic. But then what you usually end up with is two couples switching off, rather than four people all having sex with each other at the same time.

Best way to avoid this is to have a fifth person acting as a Free Agent (Object "M" in the diagram below) whose job is to circle the foursome and tie the two couples together using his/her bedside skills:

Three-ways (and four-ways and five-ways, etc) are fun, but it isn't really sex, it's more like Full Release Twister.

Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.

Blarg.  That sounds like work.

There is no work like wet work.

Three ways are a trap, man.

You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.

You want to hear the horrible fucking truth about 3-ways?

I mean, I'm not above wrecking ANY dream.

YES

so that I don't have to keep explaining to every guy I date who hasn't yet had one why they suck.

Two girl, one,guy goes like this (I'm sure the problems are similar or worse for two guy, one girl.)

A knee in the back.  A couple of elbows to the face.  If you turn on your side for an instant, one of your partners feels left out and gets pissed off.  The bed is 50% hotter than normal, so everything gets covered in clammy, slimy sweat that turns to ice moments later, if you have the AC on (and you'd BETTER have the AC on), and when you're done horsing around and get around to fucking, one partner gets REALLY bored, and goes to make coffee.  Afterwards, you can lay around in the lake made out of sweat.

If the girls are into each other, you're probably going to be the bored one.

That's not how it has gone for me, generally. Its hardly what they make it out to be in the movies, though. It turns out that human anatomy is more suited to one-on-one.

I think this is the first time I've made a thread that made it to 10 pages.

You had some help from Hank Williams Sr.

I'll take assistance from the King anytime.

-vex,
fuck you, elvis.

I think this is the first time I've made a thread that made it to 10 pages.

Tough crowd around here man. Tough crowd. 

Nah, everybody gets along just fine here. Just do whatever it is you do, I'm sure you'll be fine.

i wasn't even drinking!

just pissed off that i have to work til 10pm or so tonight. which is, obviously, Dok's fault.

now i feel like a post-drunk abusive husband with nothing to show for the fight except a hangover and a restraining over.

* * * *

the civil way to say what i mean to say is:

Hipsters are people, too, even if they dress funny and eat their own young.

And something about PD is getting a little rusty. Something is getting a little reactive.

And, Dok... nothing personal, you're a great guy and any respect you have is obviously because you've earned it, not because of mind control lazors. But you gotta smile more. You gotta enjoy life.

You gotta dance.

what do you say Dok?

let's

they are all about their self fulfilling prophecy, eh.  I can only be decent for so long... lol.  in a month from now one of them will post a woe unto me thread and that's when I will have no mercy, why wouldn't I?

*shrugs*
meh

difference being, of course, that Wade never really contributed much of any lasting value, whereas i like to think i did, once. that was before New Wave Discordia gripped PD, though. back when ideas either stood or fell on their own, when projects rolled out because there was no way to stop them once they started. back before PD became too big for its fucking britches, where PD culture was just what happened because it happened, not like now, where PD culture is what happens because nothing else is happening.

I don't think that's quite fair. Dok doesn't hate all people, just the ones who are too full of gall, who lack a proper understanding and acceptance of their places in the pecking order.

I really can't quite get over the way you just insulted, in a single swoop, all of Roger's friends and everyone he respects. We, apparently, by virtue of not being hated, are all boot-lickers, content with our "place in the pecking order". All controlled, of course, by his mind lazors because we are incapable of thinking for ourselves.

Fuck you.

In fact,

No.

a) I never said Dok was at the top of the pecking order to begin with, but he is a strong proponent of the the "You're not one of the cool kids, eat shit and shut your hole" school of thought.

b) An entire thread devoted to bashing an inane subculture based on fluff and defining oneself strictly by appearances, I can dig that. The devolution of that thread into "do you think I'm a hipster too?" whether the question is asked of Dok or anyone else, is a parody of the entire premise of the thread. My little jab at Dok in the OP of this thread was only mean to stir the shit, it wasn't the cosmic insult he imagines it was, although his cosmic tantrum stands, imho.

c) It has become increasingly clear over the past few months that PD is not the place for the discussion of new ideas from relatively anonymous pranksters and weirdos that it once was, but a clubhouse for a cabal of IRL buddies (and privileged exceptions) to trade inside jokes and retread old territory. If my tone toward Dok seems out of place, maybe it is because what is "in place" is a bit too rigidly enforced around here.

It's not that PD is some TGRR/Dok Personality Cult, although it's fairly easy to see where people get that misconception. It's that PD is an attraction point for naturally goofy, weird, outcast, socially inept people who think that maybe if they started talking to people like them, they might make a few friends, or they might accomplish something cool, or they might just have a way to escape the bullshit of in-crowds and cliques and Us vs Them that they get a head full of everywhere else. It's too bad that once they get here, they find out that this place is really just a circle jerk masquerading as a Discordian think tank, where what you get depends on who you know. Dok just happens to be the biggest target among those who enforce that order around here.

PS - Dok, that doesn't mean I'm calling you fat.

I don't think that's quite fair. Dok doesn't hate all people, just the ones who are too full of gall, who lack a proper understanding and acceptance of their places in the pecking order.

I really can't quite get over the way you just insulted, in a single swoop, all of Roger's friends and everyone he respects. We, apparently, by virtue of not being hated, are all boot-lickers, content with our "place in the pecking order". All controlled, of course, by his mind lazors because we are incapable of thinking for ourselves.

Fuck you.

Cool.

Is today troll Dok Howl day again?

It's troll day for Vex whenever he percieves weakeness, or someone at a low point.

He's like Wade in that respect, only more subtle about it.

As for why they always go after me, well, Nigel's theory is that I am their King, and they simply can't help it.

Well you are a nexus of a Rage.

But.....I am fucking confused.

It's really simple.  Vex's assburgers flares up every once in a while - especially when his ironic lifestyle is insulted - and then he turns into Wade for a while.

Then a week or so later, he tries to act like nothing happened, when he realizes that nobody likes him.

True enough, except the part about my ironic lifestyle. Its ironic, but that isn't what I like about it. As for nobody liking me, I guess that's just the price I pay for the Karl Rove of Discordianism writing me off as a sore loser.

You kinda do have the same mouth shape as Karl Rove, tho.

I suppose it'll do for now.

I actually don't attack anything very often. And I haven't even really been following that thread with much enthusiasm, I just saw an opportunity to be crass and impolite, and seized it, because of the lower quality of my character. I wouldn't say I'm a coward, though, I suspect I'm much worse than that.

1. Dok Howl hates people.
2. Hipsters are people.
3. Therefore, Dok Howl hates you. Fuck off.

I don't think that's quite fair. Dok doesn't hate all people, just the ones who are too full of gall, who lack a proper understanding and acceptance of their places in the pecking order.

Oh, so now Vex is going to explain what I really think.

Carry on, shitneck.  Tell me more.

I can only guess, but judging by the way you react to things, I'd have to guess that most of your thoughts involve My Little Pony.

I can't help that I am instinctively drawn to pissing you off. Maybe it's just a clash of personalities, maybe it's me being inexcusably dense and looking for the absolute worst moment to poke fun at you. I can only describe myself as short-sighted, driven by an inane desire to wreak havoc and upset the balance, wherever I am, whoever I am with, for no constructive reason at all.

You, on the other hand, are imminently reasonable; your actions are unquestionable, and your wild assumptions are more reliable than most people's well-researched facts. You are the epitome of enlightenment, even if some lesser apes might fall short of a complete understanding of your ways. You've got it all figured out, and it's no wonder you get a little impatient, waiting for the rest of the planet to catch up.

I am unable to apologize for the time being, however, because an apology at this point would be empty, even if I meant it sincerely. Apologies can only be offered between equals; and since I am so clearly not one of yours, I'm afraid you will have to go without.

I actually don't attack anything very often. And I haven't even really been following that thread with much enthusiasm, I just saw an opportunity to be crass and impolite, and seized it, because of the lower quality of my character. I wouldn't say I'm a coward, though, I suspect I'm much worse than that.

1. Dok Howl hates people.
2. Hipsters are people.
3. Therefore, Dok Howl hates you. Fuck off.

I don't think that's quite fair. Dok doesn't hate all people, just the ones who are too full of gall, who lack a proper understanding and acceptance of their places in the pecking order.