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Cramulus

August 03, 2009, 03:53:45 AM
Jake Day

Let's thow one.


Who's a good target?

Bu🤠ns

#1
August 03, 2009, 04:01:11 AM
Jack Chick...i've been itching to o:mf him

the last yatto

#2
August 03, 2009, 04:17:01 AM
i think our vibe is off to to someone we dislike so why not an ally of sorts...
someone whose been too meh lately and needs a good cheering up....
someone high profile like colbert...
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Cramulus

#3
August 03, 2009, 04:27:12 AM
Quote from: la neige cône on August 03, 2009, 04:17:01 AM
i think our vibe is off to to someone we dislike so why not an ally of sorts...
someone whose been too meh lately and needs a good cheering up....
someone high profile like colbert...

next plz

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
August 03, 2009, 04:37:42 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BabylonHoruv

#5
August 03, 2009, 10:11:03 AM
I'm with Roger. Reid is a great target.

Anyone got any organizations that could use an extra member?
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

the last yatto

#6
August 04, 2009, 08:48:10 PM
C street :lulz:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Corvidia

#7
August 04, 2009, 09:16:43 PM
Quote from: la neige cône on August 04, 2009, 08:48:10 PM
C street :lulz:
YES! That's a multi-target Jake and I would say they ALL deserve it.
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

Pariah

#8
August 05, 2009, 02:16:36 AM
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Cramulus

#9
August 05, 2009, 01:23:03 PM
we pick a day. And on that day, we send him TONS of mail



I'm a little bit uneasy pranking a senator

and what's this guy done again? Is he a servant of grayface? I gotta admit to not being too familliar with him

also - he gets mail all the time. alllll the time. I think our target might react better if he's not used to getting letters from strangers.



I think Chick might be a better target. Because we might get him to make a comic about Discordia.

Corvidia

#10
August 05, 2009, 04:12:53 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 05, 2009, 01:23:03 PM
we pick a day. And on that day, we send him TONS of mail



I'm a little bit uneasy pranking a senator

and what's this guy done again? Is he a servant of grayface? I gotta admit to not being too familliar with him

also - he gets mail all the time. alllll the time. I think our target might react better if he's not used to getting letters from strangers.



I think Chick might be a better target. Because we might get him to make a comic about Discordia.
He's practically an avatar of Greyface.
Though I agree Chick might be a better target.
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
August 06, 2009, 01:04:52 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 05, 2009, 01:23:03 PM
I'm a little bit uneasy pranking a senator

:sad:

Something inside me just died.  I'll have nothing to do with weak sister Discordianism.

Quote from: Cramulus on August 05, 2009, 01:23:03 PM
and what's this guy done again? Is he a servant of grayface?


He IS Grayface.  How can anyone have not heard of this asshole?  He's basically the Senator Sessions of the Democratic Party.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Captain Utopia

#12
August 06, 2009, 01:40:16 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 05, 2009, 01:23:03 PM
I think Chick might be a better target. Because we might get him to make a comic about Discordia.
What about making our own Chick comic, signing and dating the little blurb "I _____, promise to discard the new fad of Discordianism and Love Jesus" at the end, and send it in with a letter thanking Chick for saving little Johnny's life and how he's stopped masturbating all the time now. Or something.

You know, kinda like the one I came up with. But not completely shite.

He probably gets a lot of hate/prank-mail. That might be harder to ignore?

Cramulus

#13
August 06, 2009, 01:57:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 06, 2009, 01:04:52 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 05, 2009, 01:23:03 PM
I'm a little bit uneasy pranking a senator

:sad:

Something inside me just died.  I'll have nothing to do with weak sister Discordianism.

you have successfully shamed me into not being a pussy on that point



ALRIGHTY THEN - HARRY REID!

:ronpaul:




so I'm thinking this might be the best way to carry out Jake day in the age of the internet:

we create a webpage that contains all the info, and then hide it for a week starting the day before the jake.
the page tells people to forward this page to all their Discordian or other miscellaneous prankster friends.

How long do you think we should give it?

we have to strike a balance between
-so long from now that people forget about it, and
-so short that there's no time to communicate it


Three weeks?




The Good Reverend Roger

#14
August 06, 2009, 02:06:26 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 06, 2009, 01:57:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 06, 2009, 01:04:52 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 05, 2009, 01:23:03 PM
I'm a little bit uneasy pranking a senator

:sad:

Something inside me just died.  I'll have nothing to do with weak sister Discordianism.

you have successfully shamed me into not being a pussy on that point



ALRIGHTY THEN - HARRY REID!

:ronpaul:




so I'm thinking this might be the best way to carry out Jake day in the age of the internet:

we create a webpage that contains all the info, and then hide it for a week starting the day before the jake.
the page tells people to forward this page to all their Discordian or other miscellaneous prankster friends.

How long do you think we should give it?

we have to strike a balance between
-so long from now that people forget about it, and
-so short that there's no time to communicate it


Three weeks?






3 weeks is good.  I will start posting his spaggier actions tomorrow night.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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