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Started by Suu, October 06, 2011, 03:54:18 PM

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Suu

My Big Fat Guinea Weekend is NOW.

For those coming to Dimo's show on Saturday night, I advise you don't move your car. Sunday morning = breakfast at Luna's.

At noon is the Parade of Guidos and Guatemalans who think they're Guidos.

And then....SANGRIA AND SAUSAGE AND PEPPERS EVERYWHERE!

Let's celebrate Lief Erickson Day in honor of that Italian guy who took over Hispaniola and killed the Tainos! GUINEA STYLE!

Carnival rides and booze!

MOTHERFUCKING CARNIVAL RIDES AND BOOZE.

Seriously. You need this.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

Fuck. Is Columbus going to hinder me from returning to Boston?  :lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Cuz, I mean, The Irish Heritage Festival is ALSO on Sunday in Villager's neighborhood.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Luna

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 06, 2011, 06:04:10 PM
Fuck. Is Columbus going to hinder me from returning to Boston?  :lulz:

Check the schedule, but I don't see why.  Station is a hike, but walking distance, so, fuck traffic.
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Luna on October 06, 2011, 06:40:49 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 06, 2011, 06:04:10 PM
Fuck. Is Columbus going to hinder me from returning to Boston?  :lulz:

Check the schedule, but I don't see why.  Station is a hike, but walking distance, so, fuck traffic.

First train is at 11:20. Which is kinda good, because that will get me to Dorchester at right around the time that Adams Village will be full of buzzed Irish people. And Anglos who somehow they were Irish along the way.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

FUCK THE POTATO SUCKING PAPISTS.

OLIVE OIL BATHING PAPISTS ARE SUPERIOR.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

BOSTON IRISHES THEMSELVES TOO MUCH.

PROVIDENCE ITALIANS ARE SUPERIOR.

I AM DRUNK AT WORK.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

You know what we call Italians up here?

Half Irish.

Twid's drummer looks guido, acts guido, quarter Irish, quarter Scottish.

:lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Suu on October 06, 2011, 10:02:28 PM
BOSTON IRISHES THEMSELVES TOO MUCH.

PROVIDENCE ITALIANS ARE SUPERIOR.

I AM DRUNK AT WORK.

See, that's the problem. We know that we should separate the two up here in Little Dublin. Work harshes your buzz too much.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

rong

Immigrants and spaggots
They make no sense to me
They come to our country
They think they'll do as they please
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: rong on October 07, 2011, 01:21:52 AM
Immigrants and spaggots
They make no sense to me
They come to our country
They think they'll do as they please

Dude. You drunk or something?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

rong

"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Salty

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 07, 2011, 01:28:54 AM
Quote from: rong on October 07, 2011, 01:27:55 AM
Love's so strange

Right. Let me know when you've slept it off.

Doubtful. he drunkenly took a shit on PD about a year ago, fucked off, and came back like this.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Alty on October 07, 2011, 01:33:30 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 07, 2011, 01:28:54 AM
Quote from: rong on October 07, 2011, 01:27:55 AM
Love's so strange

Right. Let me know when you've slept it off.

Doubtful. he drunkenly took a shit on PD about a year ago, fucked off, and came back like this.

So he's just coming off his bender then huh? He used to annoy me for reasons I can't remember, then he disappeared, seemed to post some normal stuff so I guessed he was alright and I was annoyed by something superficial, now this. Good to know. Rong's not worth talking to.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS