Another reason to hate the world. True or False?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Because walking into a bar full of black people and telling a nigger joke is a GREAT way to lay racist stereotypes to rest, right? 

[P3nT4gR4m]

My only regret is that he left before all the female members of the board had a chance to tell him how much sex they're all having with people who aren't him.

"I'm here to stay!"

"FUCKYOUGUYSYARNGANARG!"

Yeah, that didn't take long.

"You people are challenging my precious beliefs!"

The most dangerous thing about the fart blanket is that it makes you unable to survive without it, socially, in a very real sense.

My favorite part, actually, was this:

I just really never imagined that such a petty over generalization of a group as diverse as humanity itself would lead to so much indignation. I thought raising this seemingly inconsequential question would be an easy and fun way to lay it to rest further.

He just never imagined. That a petty overgeneralization about a group of people would lead to indignation.  

Because misogyny is "inconsequential".

Evidently, wherever he normally hangs out, people treat it as such.

I'm thinking "wherever he normally hangs out", it's just him and a tubesock

[Reginald Ret]

Because walking into a bar full of black people and telling a nigger joke is a GREAT way to lay racist stereotypes to rest, right? 

Would you stop giving me funny ideas that will get my ass kicked!
Dammit, now this plan is stuck in my head until i do something with it.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

"TDS".

[Ben Shapiro]

Check the IP. If it matches someone in Victoria, Australia. It's John Tate that Objectivist that Roger,Stella, and Nigel trolled a few times on my wall.

[Slyph]

short, stumpdicked, poor, bald, plebian, chubby pedestrian, unemployed and unpopular I think

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

HEY GUYS, SMASHING MY BALLS WITH A HAMMER HURTS. SHOULD I CONTINUE?

Just read this whole thread start to finish. I love everyone so much.

[Reginald Ret]

short, stumpdicked, poor, bald, plebian, chubby pedestrian, unemployed and unpopular I think

Hey now, I know quite a few nice people that are any combination of short, poor, bald etc etc. Don't use things that aren't insults as insults.
Come to think of it, most insults usually aren't as insulting as the insulter thinks.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

short, stumpdicked, poor, bald, plebian, chubby pedestrian, unemployed and unpopular I think

Hey now, I know quite a few nice people that are any combination of short, poor, bald etc etc. Don't use things that aren't insults as insults.
Come to think of it, most insults usually aren't as insulting as the insulter thinks.

Uh, pretty sure he's ironically referring to the list of items in the OP.

Someone made this list, and I saved it because its an interesting concept.

How wrong is this?
I really think this is true for when you meet people.
This doesn't seem to apply when logic gives up and
a relationship takes over, or when girls are trying
to take pity on someone. Thats usually a friend zone thing anyway.



Literally all women care about.

1. How tall you are
2. How big your dick is
3. How much money you make
4. How much hair you have
5. Your social status
6. How fit you are
7. What car you drive (and other various status symbols)
8. What you do at work
9. How popular you are
10. How handsome you are


I'm hoping that some will try to prove or disprove this, inevitable creating some insight about life.
Either that, or you all can just kill me.

[hooplala]

He pretty much described me fully. That's humbling.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I always had you pegged for well-hung.

[von]

Just so you all know, the OP has changed his email to Shithead@fuckyourlivesallsuck.com

Well I guess he showed us.

As email: nigger@nig.nog, i think i get his logic.
Hes been beaten in an argument and either
a)doesnt want the community to be able to dox him for extended hilarity (why i myself retained my idiot-email)
b) hes ragequit the argument and desired to delete his account so that he isnt tempted to ever return, but on finding it not deletable on the user end, changed his password to random characters, and altered his email to a dead end so that he cant recover it, effectively "deleting" himself

[minuspace]

All your thetic categories are belong to us

[hooplala]

I always had you pegged for well-hung.

That's why I said "pretty much", rather than "exactly". 

[hooplala]

Just so you all know, the OP has changed his email to Shithead@fuckyourlivesallsuck.com

Well I guess he showed us.

As email: nigger@nig.nog, i think i get his logic.
Hes been beaten in an argument and either
a)doesnt want the community to be able to dox him for extended hilarity (why i myself retained my idiot-email)
b) hes ragequit the argument and desired to delete his account so that he isnt tempted to ever return, but on finding it not deletable on the user end, changed his password to random characters, and altered his email to a dead end so that he cant recover it, effectively "deleting" himself

How can we convince you to do likewise?