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Started by Horab Fibslager, December 25, 2004, 04:36:29 AM

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Horab Fibslager

wtf s the deal
with the life recorder?
promised immortality in teh telvision sets of your children?
pictures lost to rust
fuck your immortality drive
let me die obscure
unkown and uncared for.
doesn't everyone?
Hell is other people.

slothrop23

a little tear just dropped onto my testicles there.
Wind turbines.

I'm a big fan

East Coast Hustle

that was my testicle, dude...

quit crying on my balls, will ya?

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

slothrop23

sorry dude,that was bad arse though.i'll let you dry your own testiclay
Wind turbines.

I'm a big fan

illusion

Quote from: GOATthat was my testicle, dude...

quit crying on my balls, will ya?

8)
Gawd......that wasn't the image I wanted in my mind first thing this morning. :shock:

I need coffee and an exorcist. STAT!

slothrop23

Wind turbines.

I'm a big fan

illusion

Quote from: slothrop unloadedSWAT or STAT
Both, please!

Bob the Mediocre

:swats illusion with a statistic:
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"


I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

slothrop23

4 out of 5 people enjoy cake.
Wind turbines.

I'm a big fan

illusion

I like cake.
I like their music a lot.

And Bella and I are both addicted to those new little Hostess Cupcakes.
The yellow ones with the chocolate frosting and the creme inside.
Not gonna tell you how many we ate the other night while we were watching a movie.

Quote from: Sinner Bob the Mediocre:swats illusion with a statistic:
Oww!
::swats Bob with the newspaper::

agent compassion

::erases all of Bella's memories of today except the ones involving cupcakes::

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


slothrop23

4 out of 5 people enjoy having their memories erased except for the parts about cupcakes
Wind turbines.

I'm a big fan

Bella

Quote from: slothrop unloaded4 out of 5 people enjoy having their memories erased except for the parts about cupcakes
I think I could count as at least 2 of those 4 out of 5 people.
Those things are so incredibly yummy.

I was going to tell you guys all about my day....


but I forgot. :twisted:

Thanks, AC.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Ben


Bob the Mediocre

:sings:
Satan is my Motor

Quote from: illusion
Quote from: Sinner Bob the Mediocre:swats illusion with a statistic:
Oww!
::swats Bob with the newspaper::

Hey! That stung!
:Hits illusion with a heavy atom:
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"


I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!