I really hate to bring this up, but

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Alright, I think I see the problem here. People have to mull over benefits. I'm going to threaten my way into being Mexico. If you do not elect me to be Mexico, I will tell the Welsh about this place and say it's filled with rarebit and coal. All of them. Do you like vowels? Then you'd better make me Mexico.

Another strong platform. O.O

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Who's Mexico right now?

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I don't even remember the first half of the joke. Vote waffles

I'M ONLY VOTING WAFFLES IF THERE IS A CROSS-DRESSING SCANDAL!

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

 

[minuspace]

Tap that power vacume vacuum for zero-point energy!

[Junkenstein]

Who's Mexico right now?

I thought you were. If you're not then there's thousands being sacrificed daily for nothing.

[EK WAFFLR]

I don't even remember the first half of the joke. Vote waffles

I'M ONLY VOTING WAFFLES IF THERE IS A CROSS-DRESSING SCANDAL!

This is a given. The headline will be:

Mexico Candidate caught red-handed in a lovely dress from Roland Mouret while being pleased at the Viking Ship Museum.

[LMNO]

[The Wizard Joseph]

With respect,
We've all heard big Donkey Show promises before sir. The current administration rode in on them.
The people need results, and that means complete deregulation. Do you have the courage to tear down the barriers that a robotic opponent might not?

[Doktor Howl]

Once the winner is announce, of course, I plan to heckle that person to death with requests for status reports?

[LMNO]

With respect,
We've all heard big Donkey Show promises before sir. The current administration rode in on them.
The people need results, and that means complete deregulation. Do you have the courage to tear down the barriers that a robotic opponent might not?

[The Wizard Joseph]

With respect,
We've all heard big Donkey Show promises before sir. The current administration rode in on them.
The people need results, and that means complete deregulation. Do you have the courage to tear down the barriers that a robotic opponent might not?

oh.. that got my vote! AND as many as I can swindle out of the ederly and young voter demographics.

Must learn to host pics. Got one from Airplane 2 on my phone that would be perfect... I'll learn. Gimme time!

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Who's Mexico right now?

I thought you were. If you're not then there's thousands being sacrificed daily for nothing.

Well, not for nothing...

[Ben Shapiro]

A vote for me is a vote binks.

[Doktor Howl]

A vote for me is a vote binks.

I have renounced my butthurt.  Voting Bearman/Binks, because you assgoblins DESERVE it.  I shall tell THEM the second half of the joke.