The Cult of Doktor Howl, Scientist

[Luna]

PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.

Well, what ELSE will we have for communion?  I ain't wasting the good bourbon unless I get to overcharge for it...

[Adios]

PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.

Well, what ELSE will we have for communion?  I ain't wasting the good bourbon unless I get to overcharge for it...

As scribe I feel it is my duty to inform you that in the Cult of Howl, only cheap, lip burning, stomach eating, kerosene tasting whiskey is allowed.

[Doktor Howl]

PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.

Well, what ELSE will we have for communion?  I ain't wasting the good bourbon unless I get to overcharge for it...

As scribe I feel it is my duty to inform you that in the Cult of Howl, only cheap, lip burning, stomach eating, kerosene tasting whiskey is allowed.

THIS.  There'll be none of that frou-frou $9/fifth shit spagging up THIS religion.  We get right down to basics, here.

[Adios]

PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.

Well, what ELSE will we have for communion?  I ain't wasting the good bourbon unless I get to overcharge for it...

As scribe I feel it is my duty to inform you that in the Cult of Howl, only cheap, lip burning, stomach eating, kerosene tasting whiskey is allowed.

THIS.  There'll be none of that frou-frou $9/fifth shit spagging up THIS religion.  We get right down to basics, here.

Yes, and you're either going to have to get me a drum dolly to move those 55 gal drums around with, or hire a strong, nubile young girl in a maid costume to start moving them.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.

Well, what ELSE will we have for communion?  I ain't wasting the good bourbon unless I get to overcharge for it...

As scribe I feel it is my duty to inform you that in the Cult of Howl, only cheap, lip burning, stomach eating, kerosene tasting whiskey is allowed.

THIS.  There'll be none of that frou-frou $9/fifth shit spagging up THIS religion.  We get right down to basics, here.

Old Thompson?

[Adios]

PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.

Well, what ELSE will we have for communion?  I ain't wasting the good bourbon unless I get to overcharge for it...

As scribe I feel it is my duty to inform you that in the Cult of Howl, only cheap, lip burning, stomach eating, kerosene tasting whiskey is allowed.

THIS.  There'll be none of that frou-frou $9/fifth shit spagging up THIS religion.  We get right down to basics, here.

Old Thompson?

horse turd whiskey

1 bushel of hard (seed) white corn
bury corn in horse manure
pour 5 gallon of water over the corn
corn sprouts in about two days
remove corn and wash
roll the corn to crack it
put corn in a 55 gallon barrel
add 1/2 bushel of corn meal
add 5 pound of sugar
fill barrel with water
in 21 days a red skim will form and it is time to cook it put a hose with a stopper in the end and push it to the bottom. Blow out the stopper and siphon off the mixture until about 4 inches is left in the barrel
strain remaining liquid, put in cooker, cook it till it boils, then simmer.
yields 1.5 gallons of 105 proof moon shine!!!

[Luna]

That...  um...

Can I just take a slug of Richter's Weapon X instead?  That's all kinds of Holy...

[Nephew Twiddleton]

PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.

Well, what ELSE will we have for communion?  I ain't wasting the good bourbon unless I get to overcharge for it...

As scribe I feel it is my duty to inform you that in the Cult of Howl, only cheap, lip burning, stomach eating, kerosene tasting whiskey is allowed.

THIS.  There'll be none of that frou-frou $9/fifth shit spagging up THIS religion.  We get right down to basics, here.

Old Thompson?

horse turd whiskey

1 bushel of hard (seed) white corn
bury corn in horse manure
pour 5 gallon of water over the corn
corn sprouts in about two days
remove corn and wash
roll the corn to crack it
put corn in a 55 gallon barrel
add 1/2 bushel of corn meal
add 5 pound of sugar
fill barrel with water
in 21 days a red skim will form and it is time to cook it put a hose with a stopper in the end and push it to the bottom. Blow out the stopper and siphon off the mixture until about 4 inches is left in the barrel
strain remaining liquid, put in cooker, cook it till it boils, then simmer.
yields 1.5 gallons of 105 proof moon shine!!!

With a name like Horse Turd, it's gotta be good.

[Adios]

PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.

Well, what ELSE will we have for communion?  I ain't wasting the good bourbon unless I get to overcharge for it...

As scribe I feel it is my duty to inform you that in the Cult of Howl, only cheap, lip burning, stomach eating, kerosene tasting whiskey is allowed.

THIS.  There'll be none of that frou-frou $9/fifth shit spagging up THIS religion.  We get right down to basics, here.

Old Thompson?

horse turd whiskey

1 bushel of hard (seed) white corn
bury corn in horse manure
pour 5 gallon of water over the corn
corn sprouts in about two days
remove corn and wash
roll the corn to crack it
put corn in a 55 gallon barrel
add 1/2 bushel of corn meal
add 5 pound of sugar
fill barrel with water
in 21 days a red skim will form and it is time to cook it put a hose with a stopper in the end and push it to the bottom. Blow out the stopper and siphon off the mixture until about 4 inches is left in the barrel
strain remaining liquid, put in cooker, cook it till it boils, then simmer.
yields 1.5 gallons of 105 proof moon shine!!!

With a name like Horse Turd, it's gotta be good.

After drinking you will be fully capable of Astrally Projecting yourself to Howls Holy Presence.

[BadBeast]

PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.

Well, what ELSE will we have for communion?  I ain't wasting the good bourbon unless I get to overcharge for it...

As scribe I feel it is my duty to inform you that in the Cult of Howl, only cheap, lip burning, stomach eating, kerosene tasting whiskey is allowed.

THIS.  There'll be none of that frou-frou $9/fifth shit spagging up THIS religion.  We get right down to basics, here.

Old Thompson?

horse turd whiskey

1 bushel of hard (seed) white corn
bury corn in horse manure
pour 5 gallon of water over the corn
corn sprouts in about two days
remove corn and wash
roll the corn to crack it
put corn in a 55 gallon barrel
add 1/2 bushel of corn meal
add 5 pound of sugar
fill barrel with water
in 21 days a red skim will form and it is time to cook it put a hose with a stopper in the end and push it to the bottom. Blow out the stopper and siphon off the mixture until about 4 inches is left in the barrel
strain remaining liquid, put in cooker, cook it till it boils, then simmer.
yields 1.5 gallons of 105 proof moon shine!!!

Nobody this side of the pond is seriously going to go to all this trouble for a drink, with supermarket vodka at £8.50 a litre. Especially as the process involves burying ingredients in horse shit. It sounds more like Dukes of Hazard than real life.

Are you my long lost Uncle Jesse?

[Doktor Howl]

After drinking you will be fully capable of Astrally Projecting yourself to Howls Holy Presence.

Oh, THAT'S a good idea.

[Adios]

That...  um...

Can I just take a slug of Richter's Weapon X instead?  That's all kinds of Holy...

Do you eat cheese? Google why cheese was sealed in wax. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You could just sprout the corn in water, but either way I fucking hate corn moonshine.

[Adios]

You could just sprout the corn in water, but either way I fucking hate corn moonshine.

Mighty mighty pleasin', Pappys corn squeezins'

White Lightening

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That...  um...

Can I just take a slug of Richter's Weapon X instead?  That's all kinds of Holy...

Do you eat cheese? Google why cheese was sealed in wax. 

As far as I know, it's to keep it from molding. Is there another reason?