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Junk Emails: Do you STILL get these too?

Started by The Dark Monk, July 29, 2012, 11:39:33 PM

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The Dark Monk

INTERPOL SPECIAL INVESTIGATION AGENT.
MR. ANTHONY D. LOEHNIS & ASSOCIATE
ADDRESS: Marsham Street 2. SW1P 4DF. London. United Kingdom


Dear Friend

I am officially sending you this e-mail in order for you to be aware of the good news of your funds, please before I proceed, I will like you to keep away this message from any other person around you, because we have decided to conclude this issue with you alone.

JAN 30th 2011 a meeting was held with the General Director of the Interpol and some other top officials in the United Kingdom concerning the online internet scam from Nigeria, in the conclusion of the meeting, I was ordered by the Interpol to fly down to Nigeria for special investigation concerning the delay of your payment.

After some little investigation, I notice that your funds is still in the Federal Suspense Account" of Access Bank. Meanwhile those people that you have been dealing with are not from the right office, they are only using you to make money for their own benefit.

You need to understand that my coming down to Nigeria is because of your transaction, and I have to accomplish the transfer before returning back to the United Kingdom, all the legal documentation for your funds are with me here in NIGERIA, what i just need from you now is your corporation, you have to seize communication with any other person different from me to avoid been mislead.

Don't allow anyone to deceive you, your funds is $15,000,000.00 (Fifteen Million United States Dollars Only) it was written inside the recording files of your funds.

I have taken your funds documents to the Access Bank for confirmation and they have been working on the release of your funds, meanwhile, I will need your information like the stated below so that I can know how to update you soon as everything has been settled.

Full Name:
Address:
Tel:


Upon the receipt of this information, I will email you or call you and give you code on how to communicate with me and I will always keep you updated concerning the progress of the transfer of your $15,000,000.00USD, once again you are advised to seize all communication with any other office or person to avoid been mislead, and whenever you receive any message from anyone, kindly forward it to me so that i can make a proper investigation on it.

Yours Faithfully
Mr. Anthony D. Loehnis
InterPol Special Investigation Agent
United Kingdom

:lulz:
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

the last yatto

Sadly the only spam I get, I asked for... my little pony fan club sends the most, followed by woot's daily offer, democrazy for america newsletter and lastly app requests for facebook that I'm too lazy to filter
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit