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Started by Cramulus, November 04, 2011, 07:42:41 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#15
November 04, 2011, 08:02:03 PM
Straight thing doesnt exactly apply here. It just becomes really weird masturbation.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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The Good Reverend Roger

#16
November 04, 2011, 08:02:25 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 04, 2011, 08:01:41 PM
I was going to pose the question - is having sex with your clone gay, or masturbation?

Yes.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
November 04, 2011, 08:02:58 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 08:02:03 PM
Straight thing doesnt exactly apply here. It just becomes really weird masturbation.

See, I can do THAT now.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#18
November 04, 2011, 08:03:59 PM
it's clearly not incest though, right? at least I hope we won't be guilty of that.

Nephew Twiddleton

#19
November 04, 2011, 08:04:22 PM
Apparently cram is among other things a self-rapist. :?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
November 04, 2011, 08:04:35 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 04, 2011, 08:03:59 PM
it's clearly not incest though, right? at least I hope we won't be guilty of that.

Technically, yes.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#21
November 04, 2011, 08:06:08 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 08:04:22 PM
Apparently cram is among other things a self-rapist. :?

seriously, FUCK THAT GUY.

:hashishim:

I know he's going to try to rape me, might as well beat him to the punch.

Triple Zero

#22
November 04, 2011, 08:08:25 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 04, 2011, 08:01:41 PM
I was going to pose the question - is having sex with your clone gay, or masturbation? But the more I think about it, I don't think it falls on that spectrum. I wouldn't fuck my clone because I'm attracted to him --- it's just about power.

Well yeah, I'm straight, but I would be having sex with me! How could I resist myself?

I don't quite get what you mean by the "power" angle, though?

Quote from: Cramulus on November 04, 2011, 08:03:59 PM
it's clearly not incest though, right? at least I hope we won't be guilty of that.

Nah, plus you wouldn't be making babies.

Though maybe more clones? :lol:
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Juana

#23
November 04, 2011, 08:10:10 PM
I believe it would be selfcest, actually.
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notathing

#24
November 04, 2011, 08:12:18 PM
I think it would just be redundant. :lulz:

Nephew Twiddleton

#25
November 04, 2011, 08:15:07 PM
I dont know do you consider the self to be a sibling?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
November 04, 2011, 08:16:59 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 08:15:07 PM
I dont know do you consider the self to be a sibling?

I'm in my family.

And outside of Kentucky, that's the definition.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kurt Christ

#27
November 04, 2011, 09:39:25 PM
We would groom our facial hair into different ridiculous styles and get into bare knuckle boxing matches in public over nonsensical insults.
We'd watch each other's backs until one of our paranoia got the better of us and we turned on each other. Then whichever of us survived would express his deep regrets at having to kill the other him on his deathbed.
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Luna

#28
November 04, 2011, 09:53:34 PM
Am I the only one who honestly wouldn't consider having sex with my clone?

Though, really, at least she'd know what WORKS...  That'd be a nice change, but...  No...

Well...

No, no...  That would be wrong in all sorts of strange ways...

Hm...

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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#29
November 04, 2011, 09:59:12 PM
I'd have to kill my clone, just on the off chance he is an evil doppleganger.
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