Big Wheel Keep on Turnin'?

[Eve]

I'm inclined to think that most anyone here who would be interested in the following is already aware via FB, but what the hell, it's not like I'm going to have many opportunities to milk this situation.


SO.


Today I went outside for a cigarette around noon, picked up some quick groceries, and aimed back toward home. Then I noticed my car--parked on the street in front of my building--looked a little funny.

Then I noticed that it looked a little funny because IT DIDN'T HAVE WHEELS.







Thanks, car thieves, for picking the shittiest ten year old car on the block! Enjoy my fancy snow tires, you miserable fucks.


The end!

[Don Coyote]

Shit.....

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I missed this of FB complete. I'm sorry Eve, that sucks donkey balls.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Wait.

Don't you live in Brookline?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That SUCKS! What assfucks.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Seriously! The fuck!

[Eve]

My brother's reaction was the same as yours, Twid: "Wait, this happened in Brookline?"

I live in a safe part of Brighton, although Fidelis Way is a fairly well known project right across the street. There hasn't been too much crime-related activity, although a man was shot there in April ( ) so.. there's that.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

My brother's reaction was the same as yours, Twid: "Wait, this happened in Brookline?"

I live in a safe part of Brighton, although Fidelis Way is a fairly well known project right across the street. There hasn't been too much crime-related activity, although a man was shot there in April ( ) so.. there's that.

It happens everywhere from time to time. Even Newton gets its share. But those are some messed up odds right there. Sorry it happened.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

(To outsiders, Brookline is a town surrounded by, but not a part of, Boston and neighboring city, Newton. It's considered to be generally pretty safe and mostly populated by Eastern European Jews and Boston College students.)

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Now that I think about it... considered fairly safe, fairly affluent area, short drive from several cities (Brighton is included in this area)...

Prime target.

[Eve]

Don't forget the affluent hippies, Twid!

If only my car had been parked in Brookline. It would have been towed because they don't allow overnight street parking, but it would have kept its wheels.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm inclined to think that most anyone here who would be interested in the following is already aware via FB, but what the hell, it's not like I'm going to have many opportunities to milk this situation.


SO.


Today I went outside for a cigarette around noon, picked up some quick groceries, and aimed back toward home. Then I noticed my car--parked on the street in front of my building--looked a little funny.

Then I noticed that it looked a little funny because IT DIDN'T HAVE WHEELS.







Thanks, car thieves, for picking the shittiest ten year old car on the block! Enjoy my fancy snow tires, you miserable fucks.


The end!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!

OUR FABULOUS QUEEN HAS RETURNED!

[Doktor Howl]

And sorry to hear about your car.

But

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Don't forget the affluent hippies, Twid!

If only my car had been parked in Brookline. It would have been towed because they don't allow overnight street parking, but it would have kept its wheels.

I thought the hippies were in LMNOtown, and the hipsters in Allston?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

And sorry to hear about your car.

But

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!

This too. We've missed ya, lass.