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[Thurnez Isa]

http://www.examiner.com/conservative-in-spokane/ron-paul-supporters-threaten-atlanta-family-with-rape-death

A man jokes about pulling a stunt to make Ron Paul supporters look like extremists. Ron Paul supporters counter by threatening to murder his family.

Wow... that's profoundly unfunny, and funny at the same time.

"Don't portray us as extremists or we'll kill you and rape your family!"

Sad thing is, even though it's on the internet, I'm actually thinking some of them maybe that crazy

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Has anyone else seen this? 

http://www.revolvermag.com/news/30896.html

"Thats right, ME. David Randall Blythe. Ol' D. Randall. Uncle Randy. Wassisname, that dude from that one band that got drunk and fought in a skirt. I love the USA like a nerd loves D&D, I am thoroughly disgusted with the state of affairs, and I am ready, willing, and able to FUCK SHIT UP without a micro-second's hesitation in order to fix what ails this country. All you have to do is elect me as the next President of the United States of America and I'll handle the rest."

And a link to his blog....

http://randonesia.tumblr.com/post/15251001685/i-want-to-be-the-big-cheese

[BadBeast]

Sounds like the man for the job to me. Shit, If he ran for PM here, I'd vote for him, and I've never voted for anyone in my life.

eta: Then again, I probably wouldn't.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Sounds like the man for the job to me. Shit, If he ran for PM here, I'd vote for him, and I've never voted for anyone in my life.

eta: Then again, I probably wouldn't.

You aren't allowed to vote.  You're an anarchist.

[BadBeast]

Sounds like the man for the job to me. Shit, If he ran for PM here, I'd vote for him, and I've never voted for anyone in my life.

eta: Then again, I probably wouldn't.

You aren't allowed to vote.  You're an anarchist.

Hence the late edit.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Sounds like the man for the job to me. Shit, If he ran for PM here, I'd vote for him, and I've never voted for anyone in my life.

eta: Then again, I probably wouldn't.

You aren't allowed to vote.  You're an anarchist.

Hence the late edit.

An anarchist voting is like an American turning down a second helping.  It spoils the whole image.

[Cain]

Huntsman dropped out, endorsed Romney.  No-one cared.

[BadBeast]

Sounds like the man for the job to me. Shit, If he ran for PM here, I'd vote for him, and I've never voted for anyone in my life.

eta: Then again, I probably wouldn't.

You aren't allowed to vote.  You're an anarchist.

Hence the late edit.

An anarchist voting is like an American turning down a second helping.  It spoils the whole image.

It does. But Anarchists aren't supposed to give a fuck about image, so it might be considered edgy . . . . . . . nah, still doesn't work.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

But Anarchists aren't supposed to give a fuck about image

You need to nip around to 4th and Congress here in Tucson, and educate the youngsters.  Just saying.

TGRR,
Thinks you'll need one of those flat baseball bats you guys have.

[BadBeast]

I suspect Santorum's name will be remembered long after any of the  other candidates. So in a way, he's already achieved some kind of  . . . . . . . . .victory?

[Cain]

Oh man, I just had an amazing thought: Yorkshiremen in flatcaps would ruin the American political system.  Well, the flatcaps are not necessary, but the Yorkshire bit certainly is.

[BadBeast]

But Anarchists aren't supposed to give a fuck about image

You need to nip around to 4th and Congress here in Tucson, and educate the youngsters.  Just saying.

TGRR,
Thinks you'll need one of those flat baseball bats you guys have.

All the best ones are busy getting trounced by Pakistan.

[BadBeast]

Oh man, I just had an amazing thought: Yorkshiremen in flatcaps would ruin the American political system.  Well, the flatcaps are not necessary, but the Yorkshire bit certainly is.

I think the flat caps are necessary. And they'll all have to keep whippets, and pigeons

[Cain]

You may have a point.  20 of them would royally the entire House of Representatives.

[BadBeast]

We could send them Kinnock . . . .