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#1
A Pink Philosophy Professor was teaching a class. "As I have clearly demonstrated the universe is entirely ORDERLY. Not a bit of chaos in it." At this moment, a brave HIMEOBS soldier stood up, holding a rock. "How old is this rock, professor?" The arrogant professor smirked smugly and replied "5.8 trizillion years you stupid Discordian" "Wrong. Its been 5,000 years since Eris fossilized this chicken. If you are right and everything really is orderly... then it should still be an animal now." The professor was visibly butthurt. he dropped his chalk and stormed out of the classroom. The students applauded and all joined the facebook discordian group. Roger, in eagle form, flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and excreted a single turd on the chalk. The flag waves til this day, despite the fact that the building was demolished. 23 Skiddoo.
#3
Add this to the list of reasons why AnCap is a shitty idea.



http://www.blabbermouthkc.com/our-purpose.html

QuoteBlabberMouth, LLC is a locally based business in the Kansas City area (Johnson County to be exact). Our database started monitoring the Johnson County, Kansas Jail on May 13, 2012, and additonal counties and jurisdictions will be added to the site in the near future as we grow and expand! Additionally, even though BlabberMouth is currently a "for-profit" business, we intend to become a non-profit organization as soon as possible, as our goal is to not line our pockets with money from others, but to make the public aware of those living around them.

We want to make a difference in the community, and a better place for our children to grow up in! Unlike the unethical "Mugshot Industry" websites that are based out of Texas or Florida, and dig back into the archives of police departments across the country in the hopes of "getting rich quick" by putting people's pictures up online from 5-10 years ago, and then charging over $400 to remove them, we hope to make a positive impact on the Kansas City community by pulling the "Mugshot Industry" out of the cyber world and establishing it in the real world. We refuse to go back in time and pull up and archived records.

We are essentially separating ourselves from the "Mugshot Industry" and forming the "In-Your-Face" industry, with the goal of educating the public on the criminal activities going on in their neighborhood and to deter criminal action from happening.




Were not trying to line our pockets, but if you dont pay well fuck up your life. No, we dont care if you werent convicted, this is for the children, remember?
#4
Aneristic Illusions / Meanwhile, in the South
June 10, 2012, 07:14:20 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/01/louisiana-makes-bold-bid-_n_1563900.html
Quote
Louisiana is embarking on the nation's boldest experiment in privatizing public education, with the state preparing to shift tens of millions in tax dollars out of the public schools to pay private industry, businesses owners and church pastors to educate children.

The school willing to accept the most voucher students -- 314 -- is New Living Word in Ruston, which has a top-ranked basketball team but no library. Students spend most of the day watching TVs in bare-bones classrooms. Each lesson consists of an instructional DVD that intersperses Biblical verses with subjects such chemistry or composition.

The Upperroom Bible Church Academy in New Orleans, a bunker-like building with no windows or playground, also has plenty of slots open. It seeks to bring in 214 voucher students, worth up to $1.8 million in state funding.

At Eternity Christian Academy in Westlake, pastor-turned-principal Marie Carrier hopes to secure extra space to enroll 135 voucher students, though she now has room for just a few dozen. Her first- through eighth-grade students sit in cubicles for much of the day and move at their own pace through Christian workbooks, such as a beginning science text that explains "what God made" on each of the six days of creation. They are not exposed to the theory of evolution.

"We try to stay away from all those things that might confuse our children," Carrier said.

Other schools approved for state-funded vouchers use social studies texts warning that liberals threaten global prosperity; Bible-based math books that don't cover modern concepts such as set theory; and biology texts built around refuting evolution

BUT WAIT!

http://www.wbrz.com/news/lawmakers-concerned-about-vouchers-funding-muslim-school/

QuoteThe Louisiana Legislature passed a funding plan for public schools on the last day of session, but not before debate which included a discussion about what types of schools could benefit from Governor Bobby Jindal's voucher plan.

The plan makes vouchers or scholarships available to some students in low performing schools. The vouchers can be used to pay for tuition to some private schools.

Representative John Bel Edwards says the Islamic School of Greater New Orleans applied for inclusion in the voucher program. He says if the school is included, taxpayer money would be used to support Muslim teachings.

AAAANNNNNNNDDDDD.....

http://www.wbrz.com/news/islamic-school-no-longer-on-la-voucher-list/

QuoteA fight over funding for the state's new voucher program caused a heated debate over an Islamic school.

The Louisiana House approved a funding plan for public schools on the last day of session. Before the approval, state Representative John Bel Edwards, D-Amite, spoke about the Islamic School of Greater New Orleans. The school was on the list of voucher applicants, but is no longer on the list.

:lulz:
#5
http://www.infowars.com/become-an-infowars-com-reporter-contest/

QuoteInfowars.com REPORTER Contest
$10,000 in Prizes

Alex Jones is announcing an exciting escalation in the Infowar. If you have ever wanted to be on the front lines exposing corruption, tyranny and the New World Order, this is your chance!

Infowars.com is looking for two new reporters to join us as we take it to the next level. Do you have what it takes to be a part of our team? We are commencing a nationwide search to find two new infowarriors. Pick a news story, do the research, produce your report and upload it to YouTube. This contest will have one grand prize for a male and female reporter.

Each of the two winners will be awarded $5000 for total of $10,000 in prizes. In addition, contest winners will be in the running for two new reporter positions at Infowars.com.

Im going for it man. This is what I was born to do.
#6
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8436385/man-laughs-at-everything-after-surgery

QuoteWhile Mr Bosse did laugh before, his personality had significantly altered since the operation and he now laughed almost all the time, she claims.

"Sometimes it starts to get really annoying all that laughing the whole day," she said.

"When you are having a discussion and all he does is laughing, then it gets annoying."

Mr Bosse's wife said her husband did not seem to notice the change in his demeanour, but producers from Man Bijt Hond appeared to have trouble getting a straight answer out of him.

"I'm not saying anything," was all he would say about any change in his behaviour, before laughing uproariously.
#7
NDAA officially went into effect today.

R.I.P. 4th Amendment.
September 17, 1787 - March 1, 2012

Oh by complete and total coincidence Google just put into effect their highly invasive new privacy policy on the same day.
#8
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/feb/07/hacked-emails-nashi-putin-bloggers

The Russian Government has been conducting a massive psyop to make Putin look much more popular than he is.

The Cover Up

Word is that much more than that was hacked and that Russian Anons are under attack by Department K.
#9
http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Global_Economy/NA31Dj01.html

QuoteIn the January 29 New York Times, [1] a prominent professor of child development shows that attention-deficit-disorder drugs only harm the three million children who take them. One out of 10 American children have been diagnosed with so-called Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder and most of them have been medicated. [2]

Quote''Back in the 1960s I, like most psychologists, believed that children with difficulty concentrating were suffering from a brain problem of genetic or otherwise inborn origin. Just as Type I diabetics need insulin to correct problems with their inborn biochemistry, these children were believed to require attention-deficit drugs to correct theirs. It turns out, however, that there is little to no evidence to support this theory.''

Of particular note.

QuoteSome months ago, the Times reported that test scores lagged in school districts that invested massively in digital education. [3] It does not seem to have occurred to the mandarins that computers cause attention deficit disorder. The brain is a machine, in the enlightened secular model, and so-called brain science teaches us to tweak its functioning with pharmaceuticals, or stimulate its development through digital approximations of intelligence. The grand result of a generation's worth of brain-science application is a generation of schoolchildren who are disproportionately illiterate, innumerate, anxious, angry, and unhappy.

Which reminds me of: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/21/technology/21brain.html?ref=yourbrainoncomputers
#10
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16466522

http://cryptogon.com/?p=26858

Quote
A Polish military prosecutor has shot himself in the head after cutting short a news conference in his office, officials and media reports say.

Col Mikolaj Przybyl was defending a military investigation into media leaks related to the air crash that killed the Polish president in 2010.

He asked reporters to leave so that he could take "a break".

For those that dont remember:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2010-04-10/russia-begins-probe-into-polish-presidents-death/2574404

QuoteRussia says Prime Minister Vladimir Putin will personally head the investigation into an aeroplane crash that killed Poland's president

This is suspicious as hell. 
#11
  I tried to ignore it. I thought it was just another stupid internet fad. But as time passed it became all to clear to me that this... thing is going to be here for a very long time. MY LITTLE PONY. Its growing hard to find a forum without discussion of it, I see sprays of it in FPS games and now it seems even Apple Talk has fallen under its spell.

  I cant ignore this anymore. I have resolved to finally watch My Little Pony.

EPISODE 1

[/b][/u]  The show starts by explaining the mythology of the MLP universe. There were two princess unicorns, one ruled over the day, the other night. The night princess got mad because everyone slept whenever she was out so one day she refused to end the night. So, the daytime princess/wizard/god sealed her away in the moon with "the elements of MacGuffin".
It sounds a lot like the myth of Horus, sans semen lettuce.



BUT, there is a catch! On the longest day of the thousandth year the evil wizard/pony/princess will escape from the moon and enact her revenge.

  Now are introduced to Twilight Sparkle, a student of the Princess who much prefers reading books to going outside and her indentured male dragon servant Spike. She reads this ancient prophecy and decides that its so important that she needs to tell it to the Princess, even though the Princess was there when all this was happening. The Princess responds by telling her to get out more and assigns her the task of supervising the "Summer Sun Celebration".

  She and her slave ride on a flying carriage to Ponyvile(One day I'm going to found a town called Humanville). This is where the shows thin veneer of girly cuteness starts to peel away and reveal the true horror of the show. The carriage is being pulled by two male Pegasus ponies. When they arrive Twilight Sparkle thanks them and all they do is huff in appreciation, bondage gags preventing intelligible speech.

So far we have seen 3 male characters and all of them have been servants. Later on it becomes apparent that the "Summer Sun Celebration" is less a friendly celebration and more a religous ceremony worshiping the sun. It also happens to be the longest day of the year, AKA the Solstice.
A matriarchal pagan society in which men are slaves. IVE SEEN THIS BEFORE GOD DAMMIT.



   Twilightsparkle and her manservant now make their way to the local apple farm to make sure there will be food accompanying their decadent pagan orgy later. No we are introduced to "Applejack" a pony with southern accent and a cowboy hat. She introduces twilight to the rest of her family including yet another male slave, this time wearing a yoke to signify his social status. Applejack assures Twilight sparkle that there will be plenty of apples for the solstice.

                      Kill me.
                          \


   Now Twilightsparkle has to ensure the weather will be clear for ritual. She tracks down a winged pony named Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash is a tomboyish daredevil who dreams of joining an elite military unit known as the "wonderbolts". She is also a lesbian depending on who you ask. The Wonderbolts just happen to have several propaganda posters plastered around ponyvile urging ponies to join. For what sinister purposes does Equestria even need a military?

  Twilightsparkle continues her day meeting Rarity, Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie, all the while trying to slip away and read more about the ancient prophecy that will kill them all. But the ponies care more about making friends and participating in their godless sun worship.

  Surprise, surprise, the evil pony wizard princess escapes from the moon just as predicted. Rainbow Dash overhears Twilightsparkle talking to herself about the evil "Night Mare Moon" pony and being the good party member that she is, tries to attack her for being a spy. However the other ponies stop her, and they all team up with Twilight to go after the magical Macguffin crystals.

  They go through a dark forest where each pony is tested by a shape shifting Night Mare. One test that caught my eye was when she appeared to Rainbow Dash as the head of the Wonderbolts. She claimed that she wanted Rainbow Dash to join them but only if she abandons her friends. Rainbow Dash doesn't find anything at all odd about this scenario which leads me to think that such tests of loyalty are common in the Pony Waffen
.
  They finally reach the MacGuffin crystals but not before Night Mare can break them. They then defeat her by realizing that the magical MacGuffin powers were within their hearts all along.
Celestia, the princess/sun god of the pony world shows up to congratulate Twilightsparkle on finally making friends. This whole thing it turns out was an elaborate Machiavellian scheme to get Twilight to move out of the house and to stop reading so many damn books. Moral of the story: Fuck reading.



  My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a monument to decadence and depravity. It promotes Paganism, male subjugation and homosexuality.  The fact that such a show could even be on air shows how far America has come in it moral decay. I don't know for sure what sinister forces are behind this show, but I have a feeling that the "Brony" subculture was all part of the plan. Call me paranoid if you want, but when the perverse grip of bronydom reaches as far as the former president I think I have the right to be paranoid.

If there's any doubt in your mind about the evil agenda behind My Little Pony, just take a close look at the "Elements of MacGuffinHarmony".



Vote Ron Paul.
#12
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / My Job Hunt...
December 30, 2011, 09:00:51 PM
...has come to a close.



The funny thing is I don't remember ever signing up for this website.
#13
Aneristic Illusions / Bradley Manning pre-trial.
December 21, 2011, 08:21:03 PM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/blog/2011/dec/19/bradley-manning-pre-trial-hearing-live-updates

The Bradley Manning trial is starting.

Quote• Thousands more confidential cables could have been leaked by Manning were it not for a corrupted computer file, it was suggested in court. A computer forensics expert said he found a file containing 10,000 cables – none of which had been released by WikiLeaks. "When it was created something went wrong, there was a partial problem," David Shaver said.

• It was suggested that Manning had hoped to "remove the fog of war" by releasing hundreds of thousands of classified documents on Iraq and Afghanistan. A memory card found amongst the soldier's belongings after they were shipped back to his aunt's house contained 400,000 records of significant activities from Iraq and 91,000 from Afghanistan. A text document alongside the files stated: "This is possibly one of the more significant documents of our time. Removing the fog of war and revealing the true nature of 21st century asymmetrical warfare." Other files found on either the memory stick or Manning's laptop contained contact information for Julian Assange and instructions on how to upload data to WikiLeaks, the court was told.

• The court heard from Manning's former roommate Eric Baker, a military police officer, who said after learning Manning was gay he stopped talking to him apart from conversations about whether or not to turn off the lights. Baker seemed reluctant to say that Manning had no friends but he conceded he spent most of his time alone, as Manning's lawyer David Coombs attempted to underscore his client's isolation as a gay military man.

• There was more evidence of lax security at Forward Operating Base Hammer in eastern Iraq where Manning worked. No passwords were required to access the cables and there was no prohibition on downloading cables, the hearing was told. The USB ports on Manning's computers were blocked as part of army policy so he could not download material to a USB stick or load programs or information from one, but Manning had downloaded Roxio, a program for burning CDs, onto both of his computers.

• Daniel Choi, the US soldier who was discharged from the army after coming out, was removed from Fort Meade following a confrontation with military police. Choi was accused of heckling military police, but denied this when speaking to the Guardian. He said excessive force was used to remove him from the complex.

• Scott Olsen, the Iraq war veteran injured during an Occupy Oakland protest in October, has called for the UN Special Rapporteur for Torture to be allowed access to Bradley Manning to discuss his treatment. "I served my country as a US Marine in Iraq," Olsen said. "It pains me to think that fellow Marines were ordered to effectively torture a soldier who, by blowing the whistle on the killing of innocent civilians in Iraq, helped end that war."
#14
Aneristic Illusions / KIM JONG IL IS DEAD
December 19, 2011, 05:02:28 AM
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/12/19/us-korea-north-idUSTRE7BI05B20111219

Quote(Reuters) - North Korean leader Kim Jong-il died of a heart attack while on a train trip, state media reported Monday, sparking immediate concern over who is in control of the reclusive state and its nuclear program.

A tearful television announcer dressed in black said the 69-year old had died Saturday of physical and mental over-work on his way to give "field guidance."

...

South Korea, still technically at war with the North, placed its troops and all government workers on emergency alert, Yonhap news agency reported. But Seoul's Defense Ministry said there were no signs of any unusual North Korean troop movements.

"Up until tonight, if anybody had asked you what would be the most likely scenario under which the North Korean regime could collapse, the answer would be the sudden death of Kim Jong-il," said Victor Cha, a Korea expert with the Center for Strategic and International Studies think-tank in Washington
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#15
http://online.wsj.com/article/AP0ccca4e12bc1416684011e807737fb2d.html

QuoteStrauss-Kahn was initially charged with attempted rape after a hotel maid, Nafissatou Diallo, alleged he attacked her and forced her to perform oral sex. New York prosecutors dropped the charges after they said they lost confidence in Diallo, who has filed a civil case.

In the clips, Strauss-Kahn — the former head of the International Monetary Fund — exits an elevator, pays his bill and gets in a cab. BFM said those images were filmed about 20 minutes after the alleged May 14 assault. Strauss-Kahn, wearing a dark coat and wheeling a suitcase, does not appear hurried or nervous.

A separate segment BFM said was filmed about 40 minutes after the alleged attack shows Diallo slumped against a wall in a corridor reserved for hotel staff. The images are heavily pixelated, and it's impossible to make out the expression on her face.

At one point, she appears to act out the attack, grabbing her own breast and pursuing a colleague, her arms outstretched.

Diallo's lawyers insisted the images strengthen Diallo's case against Strauss-Kahn.

The "surveillance tape is further proof that Ms. Diallo is telling the truth about the brutal sexual attack," attorneys Kenneth Thompson and Douglas Wigdor said in a statement Thursday.

None of the images show either Strauss-Kahn or Diallo emerging from the suite in the Sofitel hotel where the attack allegedly took place because, BFM explained, there are no surveillance cameras on that floor.

The BFM clips broadcast do, however, include a brief sequence in which two Sofitel employees hug one another and do a joyful little dance as they confer in a dark basement corridor. Recent news reports pointed to the dance as evidence of an alleged political plot against Strauss-Kahn.

In a statement Thursday, Sofitel's parent company, French hotel group Accor, said "The idea that these videos prove Accor's involvement in a conspiracy is nonsense."
#16
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / TOTSE2
December 01, 2011, 08:39:29 PM
http://www.totse2.com/forum.php

Get a load of these douche-nozzles.

This whole forum makes me have flashbacks to my freshman year of high school. Everyone is talking about all the MAD PUSSY they get on an hourly basis while acne ridden virgins dole out advice about "confidence" and "money". Everyone is bragging about all the drugs they do. "YEAH MAN LAST NIGHT I WAS MAINLINING SOME LSD. I MUST OF SHOT LIKE, 5 BOWLS OF THAT SHIT."

Its like theyre trying to Zoklet so hard but they keep failing because theyre all 14 year old acne ridden virgins jerking off to text files on how to make molotovs. YEAH BRO I TOTALLY KNOW HOW TO TURN A MICROWAVE IN TO A BOMB THIS WILL TOTALLY COME IN HANDY SOMEDAY AND ILL GET TO SHOW OFF HOW BADASS I AM.

Plus they all have this shitty "edgy" sense of humor where all you have to do to be funny is say "NIGGER LOLOLOL XD". Its really just sad, especially considering how few people post there. Like a group of retarded children all sitting in a circle all spouting off obscenities and twitching around, too unintelligent to actively communicate with each other, just spouting off "NIGGER SHIT DICKS COCK" in to an infinite and uncaring abyss.

Did I mention one guy is a Dragon?
#17

http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2011-11/ind-ets110311.php

QuoteInserm's AVENIR "Genomic plasticity and aging" team, directed by Jean-Marc Lemaitre, Inserm researcher at the Functional Genomics Institute (Inserm/CNRS/Université de Montpellier 1 and 2), has recently succeeded in rejuvenating cells from elderly donors (aged over 100). These old cells were reprogrammed in vitro to induced pluripotent stem cells (iPSC) and to rejuvenated and human embryonic stem cells (hESC): cells of all types can again be differentiated after this genuine "rejuvenation" therapy. The results represent significant progress for research into iPSC cells and a further step forwards for regenerative medicine.

The results are published in the Genes & Development Journal dated 1 November 2011.

Human embryonic stem cells (hESC) are undifferentiated multiple-function cells. They can divide and form all types of differentiated adult cells in the body (neurones, cardiac cells, skin cells, liver cells, etc...)

Since 2007, a handful of research teams across the world have been capable of reprogramming human adult cells into induced pluripotent cells (iPSC), which have similar characteristics and potential to human embryonic stem cells (hESC). This kind of reprogramming makes it possible to reform all human cell types without the ethical restrictions related to using embryonic stem cells.

Until now, research results demonstrated that senescence (the final stage of cellular aging) was an obstacle blocking the use of this technique for therapeutic applications in elderly patients.

Today, Inserm researcher Jean-Marc Lemaitre and his team have overcome this obstacle. The researchers have successfully rejuvenated cells from elderly donors, some over 100 years old, thus demonstrating the reversibility of the cellular aging process.

#18
Aneristic Illusions / Measles Outbreak.
October 24, 2011, 11:36:08 PM
I feel like punching Alex Jones right in the fucking face.

Quote
The largest U.S. outbreak of measles to occur in 15 years -- affecting 214 children so far -- is likely driven by travelers returning from abroad and by too many unvaccinated U.S. children, according to new research.

The finding could highlight the dangers of a trend among some U.S. parents to skip the measles-mumps-rubella (MMR) vaccine for their children, out of what many experts call misguided fears over its safety.

Dr. Andrew Pavia, professor of pediatrics at the University of Utah and spokesman for the Infectious Diseases Society of America (IDSA), said, "The good news is that we are seeing introductions of measles that are being contained as small outbreaks."

Pavia credits containment to high levels of vaccination and thevacci rapid response by public health officials. However, if an outbreak occurred in a "really susceptible population the outcome could be very different," he said.

http://yourlife.usatoday.com/health/story/2011-10-21/Unvaccinated-behind-largest-US-measles-outbreak-in-years/50852098/1

Tinfoilhating around is all fun and games until a little kid is crippled by Polio.
#19
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/10/11...ran/?hpt=hp_t1

QuoteThe FBI and the DEA have disrupted a plot involving Iran to commit terrorism inside the United States, a senior U.S. official told CNN Tuesday. The official said the alleged plan was directed by elements of the Iranian government and involved a plot to kill the Saudi ambassador to the United States.
...
FBI Director Robert Mueller said the alleged terror plot involving Iran "reads like the pages of a Hollywood script."

#20
Techmology and Scientism / Mind Reading Machine
September 24, 2011, 09:00:30 PM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/mar/06/medicalresearch

QuoteScientists have developed a computerised mind-reading technique which lets them accurately predict the images that people are looking at by using scanners to study brain activity.

The breakthrough by American scientists took MRI scanning equipment normally used in hospital diagnosis to observe patterns of brain activity when a subject examined a range of black and white photographs. Then a computer was able to correctly predict in nine out of 10 cases which image people were focused on. Guesswork would have been accurate only eight times in every 1,000 attempts.

The study raises the possibility in the future of the technology being harnessed to visualise scenes from a person's dreams or memory.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsjDnYxJ0bo&feature=player_embedded
^
Video of the machine in action.

I for one trust our leaders to use this technology in a humane and ethical manner.
#21
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/faster-than-light-measurement-shocks-physicists/2011/09/23/gIQAkIPvqK_video.html

QuoteScientists at the CERN research institute near Geneva claim to have accelerated subatomic neutrino particles faster than the speed of light. (Sept. 23)




Part of me thinks that this will all end up being another "cold fusion". But another part of me wants Tesla to be a time traveler made out of neutrinos.
#22
Aneristic Illusions / GBTV: I predict lulz
September 14, 2011, 05:03:12 PM
Glenn Becks new subscription internet show just started up, in case you havent noticed the fuckton of ads hes put everywhere. Normal subscribers pay $50 dollars for a full year of Glenn and for a measly $100 you get Glenn Beck TV PLUSTM. Which includes such gems as,

EXCLUSIVE Documentaries about the coming apocalypse

The behind the scenes "Making of Glenn Beck TV" and,

QuoteLiberty Treehouse  Weekdays 4pm-5pm ET, starting September 19th. This 1-hour program for the younger set, hosted by GBTV's Raj Nair, will be a destination for the after school crowd that explores the whys and wherefores of the day's news through the prism of the next generation

Yes, Glenn Beck for the kids. I cant figure out which I want this to be more, Glenn dancing around with puppets and talking about FEMA camps or Glenn trying to be "hip" and teaching teenagers about how Socialism is totally wack yo.

http://web.gbtv.com/index.jsp

This shall be entertaining.
#23
Discordian Recipes / Steak Without a Grill.
August 25, 2011, 10:39:34 PM
#25
http://www.care2.com/causes/human-rights/blog/sexual-cleansing-in-iraq-progresses-to-horrific-anal-torture/

QuoteCaptured, mutilated with a glue applied to seal the buttocks and then fed a powerful laxative. The result: a horrible way to die. According to what have been called unconfirmed but credible reports, this horrific form of torture is being used on Iraqi lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) people as the fatwa against them gathers momentum and militias, ignited by their hatred of the West, wage a blood-curdling "moral" assault on a perceived corruption seeping into their country.

Reports Corroborated But Not Confirmed On Gay Iraqi Clamp-Down
It's important to be honest. Honesty, of course, requires a base-line of understanding, a pulse of facts, and if a base-line isn't known, honesty becomes in and of itself, useless. Getting facts, real, granite hard, verifiable facts, from a place like Iraq is nigh-on-impossible. But these are the facts [sic] as we know them. Over the last several weeks, reports have emerged of gay Iraqis being found dead in Shiite slums, and last week we reported on flyers being distributed warning that a wipe-out of LGBTs was imminent.

And now, the stain of blood leaking across continental borders has once again reached us, and it brings to us news of barbaric acts, of this unspeakable "anal glue" torture in the form of an article via the United Arab Emirates' media network Al-Arabiya. The network said:

"Iraqi militias have deployed an unprecedented form of torture against homosexuals by using a very strong glue that will close their anus ... an Iranian-manufactured glue that if applied to the skin, sticks to it and can only be removed by surgery. After they glue the anuses of homosexuals, they give them a drink that causes diarrhea. Since the anus is closed, the diarrhea causes death." 
#26
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/stewart-tells-oreilly-obama-hasnt-lived-up-to-expectations/#comments


Its like infowars only worse.

QuoteThey still dont get it. We are preparing for war. We are Americans and We will destroy Communism. Our Republican Reps., have been given the chance to stop this attack on our Country. But if they fail and dont stop them. We wont hesitate, not one second, to terminate the whole Socialist party and anyone who sides with them. My Family wont grow up to be Slaves to Greed.


QuoteIt has always amazed me that these liberal media types who are shilling for Obama now don't realize that if the leftists get their way and drag us down into socialism, the 'liberal intellectuals', the fawning liberal media, and all the rest of those who are so much smarter than the rest of us, will be among the first people up against the wall to be mowed down by firing squad (or taken down to the basement of the KGB for a quick bullet at the base of the skull).

Have these fools never read a history book? Do they really not know that is what Lenin did with those (who were EXACTLY like their modern American liberal counterparts, I might add), the ones he called "useful idiots" who helped him seize power were summarily dispatched once they had ceased to be useful to him?

They may have delusions that they will be the "ones" the great man chooses to keep around, but the Gulag is ready and waiting for those that survive the first purges after they've finished trashing our Constitution and establishing Socialist Law, Sharia Law, or whatever abomination they decide to impose once they have the upper hand.

The liberal fools will NOT survive in that world, and if they do, they will wish they had not. This is the future they are eagerly trying to impose on the rest of us. And THEY are the ones who smirk and posture about how much 'smarter' they are than the rest of us? Intellectuals? Give me a break! They are delusional fools.

QuoteWe don't respect or like stewart. And, it's a little peculiar that he's in love with an Anti-American Israel hating fraud in the White House.

Doesn't he realize his demise as a jewish man IF barry the fraud and the enemies within succeed in their plan to destroy America? I don't think that he does.

It's amazing how naive barry's supporters are in America. Sadly, many of them will suffer and possibly be sent to re-educational camps. America will become a 58th muslim state IF the enemies within succeed in the demise of America.

QuoteO'Reilly has become a poseur – he only uses his guests at foils so he can bloviate (word of the day, Bill – look it up). Stewart is a leftist shill.

As for Barack Hussein Obama, he's far surpassed my expectations – I always thought he'd be the worst modern President, but he's ruled as the worst President period. We've gotta get rid of the Stump the Chump President.

Makers v. Takers in 2012.

You heard it here folks. Bill Oreilly is a poser.

QuoteWELL SPARKY LET ME TELL YOU THIS IDIOT OBOZO HAS LIVED UP TO MY EXPECTATIONS
In 2012 , if you think the choice isn't clear , think again ,.....It is !!!!!!!...... You can vote for a communist,socialist,marxist,muslim, or .....an American, its very simple and any red blooded American should have no problem making this decision..................
On may 1 2011 the us navy seals killed the number two muslim terrorist of the usa .....In 2012 lets vote out the number one muslim terrorist in the usa,
BHO = AMERICAS PUBLIC ENEMY muslim TERRORIST NUMBER ONE

Sparky?  :?

#27
'Glorious Mission,' Chinese Video Game Targets U.S. Troops (VIDEO)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/17/glorious-mission-chinese-video-game_n_863166.html?ir=World

Its graphics are on par with Call of Duty, but Glorious Mission has a whole different perspective than what even the most experienced gamer might be used to.

It targets U.S. troops.

That's right, developed by China's Giant Network Technology Co. and backed by the People's Liberation Army (P.L.A.) this first-person shooter paints U.S. soldiers as the enemy, according to WIred. Oddly enough, it's also supposed to be modeled after the U.S. Army-made shooter game America's Army.

While games like Homefront and the Call of Duty series have often poised Eastern Asian or Middle Eastern people as enemies without serious repercussions, some worry that this game leads to confusion between military thinking and simulation.
#29
Aneristic Illusions / This is stupid.
May 14, 2011, 09:43:18 PM
http://www.redesign.rumormiller.com/story.php?title=ron-paul-is-all-talk-and-no-action


Quote
Rolling Stone Reporter Matt Taibbi's latest investigative report is being hailed as an eye-opening examination of Texas Congressman and Perennial Presidential Candidate Ron Paul. The story, titled "The Real Ron Paul" is rumored to have taken Taibbi a year to research. Taibbi is refusing to comment on the article until it's published. The article is so controversial Taibbi himself has denied writing it; prompting many to speculate that the article may end the political career of Paul. Two months prior to publication, Rollingstone is allowed the press early access to the three sections of the articles. Many agree that the article will create a firestorm around the already controversial Paul.


The article reveals an intense hatred of Paul's anti-government policies by his Democratic coworkers. Nancy Pelosi is quoted saying "To hear Ron Paul, a highly paid government official, say that the government is wasting money is like hearing Snoop Dog say he's tired of rappers smoking pot. The man has been in government for 35 years longer than 45% of Americans have been alive- face it the guy talks a big game but he has never, nor will he ever deliver."


More surprisingly the article reveals senior Republican leadership is growing increasingly annoyed by Paul's PR machine. A source close to Speaker of the House John Boehner is quoted in the article quipping "Ron Paul, a libertarian? I don't care what he claims to be- during votes he's a good boy and votes the way the adults tell him to." In fact, the article reveals multiple instances in which the Congressman compromises his principles by voting for stricter regulation, government expansions, harsher drug penalties, and annual pay raises for himself.


Paul's own staff are frustrated with Paul's lack of accomplishments. A former intern laments "I joined the to help audit the fed, but all i ended up doing was scheduling tv appearances for him to talk about the Fed and helping him write his book about auditing the Fed."
#30
http://www.nwitimes.com/news/local/govt-and-politics/article_ec169697-a19e-525f-a532-81b3df229697.html

Quote
INDIANAPOLIS | Overturning a common law dating back to the English Magna Carta of 1215, the Indiana Supreme Court ruled Thursday that Hoosiers have no right to resist unlawful police entry into their homes.

In a 3-2 decision, Justice Steven David writing for the court said if a police officer wants to enter a home for any reason or no reason at all, a homeowner cannot do anything to block the officer's entry.

"We believe ... a right to resist an unlawful police entry into a home is against public policy and is incompatible with modern Fourth Amendment jurisprudence," David said. "We also find that allowing resistance unnecessarily escalates the level of violence and therefore the risk of injuries to all parties involved without preventing the arrest."

#31
The Japanese mayor who was laughed at for building a huge sea wall - until his village was left almost untouched by tsunami

The huge sea wall and floodgates took 12 years to build and had been widely regarded as a £20million folly. But today one former Japanese mayor is being hailed as a saviour after the grandiose construction allowed his small town escaped the devastation wrought by the March 11 tsunami.

In the rubble of Japan's northeast coast, Fudai stands as tall as ever after. No homes were swept away. In fact, they barely got wet.

The 3,000 residents owe their lives to the late Kotaku Wamura, who lived through an earlier tsunami and made it a priority of his four-decade tenure as mayor to defend his people from the next one.

The 51-foot-high gate, which was criticised as being a wasteful public works project in the 1970s, protected the town from the tsunami

The floodgate project was criticized as wasteful in the 1970s. But the gate and an equally high seawall behind the community's adjacent fishing port protected Fudai from the waves that obliterated so many other towns.

Since the tsunami, residents have been visiting his grave to pay respects.

'It cost a lot of money. But without it, Fudai would have disappeared,' said seaweed fisherman Satoshi Kaneko, 55, whose business has been ruined but who is happy to have his family and home intact.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1386978/The-Japanese-mayor-laughed-building-huge-sea-wall–village-left-untouched-tsunami.html

:lulz:
#32
Aneristic Illusions / Iran has Nuclear Power
May 11, 2011, 06:17:15 PM
Iran's Nuclear Plant Is Officially Up And Running

http://www.businessinsider.com/irans-nuclear-plant-up-and-running-2011-5#ixzz1M3mnQkax

inb4 It "mysteriously" blows up.
#33
US prison bans all books – except The Bible

A jail in the US state of South Carolina has banned all book and reading materials except for the Christian Bible. Critics argue there is simply no good reason to ban books.

The American Civil Liberties Union has filed a lawsuit arguing the Berkeley County detention center's policy is unconstitutional.

"Our inmates are only allowed to receive soft back bibles in the mail directly from the publisher. They are not allowed to have magazines, newspapers, or any other type of books," a prison employee once said in an email to Prison Legal News, who is also working to sue alongside the ACLU.

"Prisoners who are incarcerated for extended periods of time have been deprived of access to magazines, newspapers and books – other than the Bible – for months or even years on end," noted the ACLU.

https://rt.com/usa/news/us-prison-bans-books/
#35
Quote
Mozilla, maker of the open source Firefox browser, recently told the Department of Homeland Security that if you want to censor the Internet you better have a good reason or at least a legal justification. U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, the DHS' principal investigative arm, recently asked Mozilla to remove an add-on called MafiaaFire Redirector from the organization's Firefox add-ons site.

The government agency said MafiaaFire was circumventing a series of ICE domain seizures. MafiaaFire indexes seized domains and then redirect users to active sites that use the same name but now operate under a different Web address.

Mozilla posed a series of eleven questions to DHS about their request to take down MafiaaFire such as have any courts determined that MafiaaFire is illegal? Is Mozilla legally obligated to take down MafiaaFire? And, has the government talked to MafiaaFire about its concerns? So far, DHS has not responded to Mozilla's request for more information. Mozilla posed its questions to DHS on April 19.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/pcworld/20110506/tc_pcworld/mozillarefusestohelpcensortheinternet_1
#36
Texas Bill Would Make Invasive Pat-Downs a Felony

The bill would make it illegal for a security officer to intentionally touch someone's private areas – even atop clothing – unless they have probable cause to believe the person is carrying something illegal.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/04/29/texas-make-invasive-pat-downs-felony/

Its like I woke up in some bizarro world where the constitution actually matters.
#37
QuoteI go to the University Of Florida. I see niggers down here grow in population by the day and every white girl here wants a nigger boyfriend... You won't fucking believe how ALL the nigger bucks here have a pretty white girlfriends... It's disgusting. I saw this one nigger today with one white girl. Then, Later on i saw him with another one... We made eye contact and of course he made that stupid nigger smirk as if he just won a trophy(Da white wimminz). They know it pisses us off. I see MANY wiggers to. I can't stand the horrible sight. How do these scum bags get into a university...? Fucking ashame we must live this way now...

Also since i'm a "White boi" with my own unique personality, style, etc... I get picked on a lot. We're fucking adults now, not kids... Then again when did niggers, wiggers, and coalburning whores start to act like adults? See, i'm a dude who has a style based off the rockstars of the 80's. I got long dyed black hair, I wear a bandanna under my hair, skinny jeans, band t-shirts, some leather stuff, etc...(I kinda look like Axl Rose but with dark hair.) So all these wiggers, niggers, and coalburners walk by making smart ass comments, they laugh and give me dirty looks... They've taken after their nigger pets... Fucking disgusting, They should be ashamed.

Sometimes i'll be polite and i'll hold the door open for the lady's. Obviously, they give me dirty looks, laugh at me, etc... And it turns out those are the same ones who are the niggers "girlfriends"... I see them holding hands while walking to class, flirting in the halls, and all of that bullshit. Sometimes they'll share their "music" on their phones. And of course it's all nigger noise... What the hell is so good about that noise anyways? Why not listen to Motley Crue or some Guns N' Roses? Maybe throw some Beach Boys and Beatles in there to...

Oh, And this is an almost ALL WHITEY school... When I moved I had to transfer to this school. I thought that since it was an almost all YT school that white culture would be more dominate here. Then again I forgot about the stupid fucking liberals who shoved this nigger loving shit down the throats of these people when they were kids. And the dating niggers thing is horrible... What's so attractive about fucking apes who can't speak over 100 words in the english dictionary? They don't even have real hair, it's just a bunch of fuzz. And the thoughts of holding hands with them is gross... I bet they feel all hard, dirty, and leathery unlike a humans hand which feels soft and smooth. Or should feel that way...

This place is out here more in the country. Why the fuck do wiggers and coalburners love the country so much yet they take nigger influence? Shouldn't they be living in nigtroit or other nigger fuxated places? Why the fuck are niggers moving here? And check this out... I ain't got no friends at the university because I ain't being friends with liberals and niggers... I got one good friend who is a metal-head and doesn't like niggers that much but that's it. I liked my old university better to tell the truth... It was mostly niggers but I had good nigger hating friends there. Even the most least expected were nigger haters. There were very few coalburners there and the niggers were under control alot of the time.

Niggers just have to ruin everything don't they...? My hatred for them grows everyday. I hate to even get up out of my bed to go to that school. I hate thinking about it. I feel like an outcast over there. Why do niggers get all of this attention and good treatment? I wish it were the 1920's again...

F-
Lrn2 English language.
See me after class.
#38
https://twitter.com/#!/glitterplease

Ok, fess up. Which one of you made this?
#39
http://www.cutwi.com/index.htm

QuoteCatholic Friends:

The attached article by Father Sirico is worth reading if you think all Catholic leaders have gone mad:

QUOTE: "Here's the question Catholics need to ask themselves: Are the unions I support of the same type that are idealized in Catholic social teaching? Or have they changed to the point where they are unions in name only but actually just political machines for coercing workers and extracting money through the political process?"

Only one bishop (Bishop Morlino) has touched on this issue. The rest seem to be stuck in a time warp.

http://www.jsonline.com/news/opinion/117107333.html

Keep the Faith,



Jerry

The whole site is dedicated to destroying the notion of social justice which has permeated the church for years.

It also has some kind of beef with community organizers. 

QuoteC.U.T.  NOTE:
This is not JUST a Catholic Problem!
All of Wisconsin's Churches need to be protected from Chicago-Style Community Organizers!


DO HO HO HO  :lulz:

QuoteWalid Shoebat
Former PLO Terrorist Now Speaks Out for USA and Israel

How is Walid Shoebat still around? Are there any anti-fraud laws in Israel?

#40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9-F4jUSFqs

Why do people feel the need to put this shit on the internet where everyone can see it?
WHY DAMMIT WHY?
#41
Aneristic Illusions / Iran to Ban Dogs
April 20, 2011, 02:13:16 AM
QuoteLawmakers in Tehran have recently proposed a bill in parliament that would criminalize dog ownership, formally enshrining its punishment within the country's Islamic penal code. The bill warns that that in addition to posing public health hazards, the popularity of dog ownership "also poses a cultural problem, a blind imitation of the vulgar culture of the West."

The criminalizing of dogs, in this context, helps the government address the legal gray areas concerning lifestyle behavior. When authorities found it difficult to police what it termed Westernized hairstyles worn by young men, it solved the problem last year by releasing a poster of specifically banned styles. These measures are a firm reminder that the government will brook no disobedience, whether it be chanting antigovernment slogans in the streets or sporting excessively long sideburns.

http://time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,2065873,00.html

No comment.  :lulz:
#42
Malaysian authorities have sent 66 Muslim schoolboys whom they consider effeminate to a four-day camp where they will receive counseling on masculine behavior.

The education director of a northeastern state in this Muslim-majority country says the measure is meant to help prevent the teens from potentially becoming gay or transvestites.

Education official Razali Daud says the boys reported Monday for what is officially being called a “self-development course” after their schoolteachers identified them as students who displayed effeminate mannerisms.

http://www.buffalonews.com/wire-feeds/24-hour-world-news/article396188.ece


Whos willing to bet a good number of the counselors are pedophiles?
#43
Quote
The Obama administration said today that it's moving ahead with a plan for broad adoption of Internet IDs despite concerns about identity centralization, and hopes to fund pilot projects next year.

At an event hosted by the U.S. Chamber of Commerce in Washington, D.C., administration officials downplayed privacy and civil liberties concerns about their proposal, which they said would be led by the private sector and not be required for Americans who use the Internet.

A 55-page document (PDF) released by the White House today adds a few more details to the proposal, which still remains mostly hazy and inchoate.

During his speech, Locke lashed out at the "conspiracy theory set" who have criticized the proposal. A column in NetworkWorld.com, for instance, called NSTIC a "great example of rampant, over-reaching, ignorant, and ill-conceived political foolishness."

http://news.cnet.com/8301-31921_3-20054342-281.html#ixzz1Jr7OIkwM


QuoteThe House of Representatives has voted to overturn rules passed by the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) that prevented Internet service providers from controlling online access.

The House voted 240 to 179 Friday for a Republican-backed resolution reversing the FCC's "net neutrality" rules passed in December. The House Joint Resolution 37, sponsored by Rep. Greg Walden, R-Ore., was approved nearly along party lines, with all but six Democrats and two Republicans voting against the resolution.


http://www.informationweek.com/news/government/policy/229401316




Well folks, it was fun while it lasted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd06EDeVg3U
Im moving to Tor.
#44
QuoteWithin weeks and possibly days, President Obama is likely to sign into law a bill that will bring unmanned aerial vehicles - drones - into US general airspace, crisscrossing the country in company with passenger planes and other human-carrying aircraft.

"We're already flying UAVs in airspace all over the world. Now we need to open the skies for them at home to make our nation more secure, our communities safer and our economy more dynamic, creating jobs and opportunities in our country. If we don't you can be sure other nations will."


http://www.truth-out.org/lobbying-report-drones-fly-through-congress-enter-us-skies/1302937200
#45
Syrian soldiers have been shot by security forces after refusing to fire on protesters, witnesses said, as a crackdown on anti-government demonstrations intensified.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/apr/12/syrian-soldiers-shot-protest
#46
I was cleaning out my junk folder when I found this Email.

QuoteDear Friend of Liberty,

As many of you know, the much-anticipated April 15th release of the Atlas Shrugged film is less than a week away! Based on Ayn Rand's classic novel which celebrates limited government, free markets and individual liberty, Atlas Shrugged is being called a made for Tea Party film.

Find a theater near you showing Atlas Shrugged!

Maybe that's because as millions of Tea Party supporters have rallied over the past two years, many have brought with them signs like those above—referencing Atlas Shrugged. As you rally on April 15th for your lo cal Tax Day protest, I urge you to go see this important film.

The film is set in a not-so-distant future in which government has taken control of the means of production, bureaucrats have impose harmful regulations on businesses and turmoil in the Middle East has sent oil prices skyrocketing. Sound familiar?

On April 15th, Atlas Shrugged will be released in 300 theaters across America—but even more theaters are lined up if we can demonstrate our support for this film.

Click here to see where the film is playing near you! If you can't find a showing close to you, demand that the film is shown in your town.

I urge you to take your family, friends, neighbors and coworkers to see this important film on April 15th. Many activists are already organizing to go see the film right now on FreedomConnector. Atlas Shrugged has the opportunity to introduce millions more around the world to the philosophy of freedom. But if that's going to happen—if this life-changing film is going to be shown in thousands of theaters—we need your help.

As thousands of liberty-minded grassroots activists gather across America for Tax Day protests on April 15th, go see Atlas Shrugged. If it's not yet being shown near you, demand that your theater shows Atlas Shrugged. Thank you for all your e fforts and tireless support.



In Liberty,


Kibbe Signature
Matt Kibbe
President and CEO, FreedomWorks

Im preparing to go to the theater with a camera and pirate it. Just for the principal of the act.
#47
His first single was just leaked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsocXXe1KSw
#48
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/04/nearly-of-mississippi-republicans-think-interracial-marriage-should-be-illegal.php

QuoteAmericans nationwide are evenly divided over the issue of same sex marriage. But Republicans in Mississippi are divided over a wholly different wedlock issue: interracial marriage.

In a PPP poll released Thursday, a 46% plurality of registered Republican voters said they thought interracial marriage was not just wrong, but that it should be illegal. 40% said interracial marriage should be legal.

#49


He could secretly be a psyops agent.

Also,

QuoteIdeally you can find or make up facts
#50
Godless commies, is nothing sacred?

QuoteNow there's an interesting trend in China's film and television industry: more and more time-travel themed dramas are made and aired. In these time-travel based TV plays, usually the protagonist is from the modern time and for some reasons and via some means, travels through time and all the way back to the ancient China where he/she will constantly experience the "culture shock" but gradually get used to it and eventually develop a romance in that era. Though obviously the Chinese audience is found of this genre of shows, the country's authority -General Bureau of Radio, Film and Television, to be exact, is not happy about this trend and calls a halt to the making of this type of drama.

http://www.chinahush.com/2011/04/03/no-more-time-travel-drama-authority-says-it-disrespects-history/