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I watched Martin & Orloff a few years ago. I remember thinking that it was really good, but now I can't remember anything about it.

http://www.martinandorloff.com/

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I bet you have a rope ready. 

What the fuck is wrong with you?

He's from Kentucky. They are all this stupid thanks to years of inbreeding and bad moonshine.

That's part of Tennessee, isn't it?

How dare you obnubilate us with those traitorous Yankees!

But wait!  The flu jabs are part of a secret plot to kill off the world's population (I know its true, Alex Jones told me).  And the bankers are in on the conspiracy.  So how can this be? 

They're getting the vaccine for the vaccine. They wouldn't want to catch the disease that they're giving us.

What's up with all the kerfuffle about cigarettes, anyway?

Also, someone should show this in an abnormal psych class, or, even better, a seminar on Lacan http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space

Man, I've been looking for that for ages.

I don't suppose you know where to find it?


ETA: Nevermind, I found it. Google Video and Youtube.

[GOD FORBID]

Anything but Natural Light or GOD FORBID Natural Ice!

No Milwaukee's Best, either. 

I would drink any of those before I drank PBR. 

That's crazy talk.

Alls I remember from the original is that it had Freddy from Nightmare on Elm Street in it.

[GOD FORBID]

Anything but Natural Light or GOD FORBID Natural Ice!

No Milwaukee's Best, either. 

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Falls City or GTFO!

So...to save the internet, we have to burn it down?

COME ON EVERYBODY! LET'S START A CIRCLEJERK!
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Hadn't thought of that.

I posted this 22 hours ago...


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and then... [crickets]