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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 21, 2012, 08:08:18 AM
I LOVE and HATE everyone equally. Both are essential, sometimes. Stereotypes are nothing but an uninformed and boring form of hate, just as "common attributes" are a non-affectionate and inadequate , and therefore ultimately false, form of love.

Sometimes people don't know this, I was and sometimes still am one of them.

But as for as being a racist, no, not any longer. I voted for Obama and, according to my calculations, that means I'm free of any pre-vote racist wrong doing. As for any post-vote racists remarks, intentional or not, I am totally guilty for. At least until I clear my record, when I vote O again. Then, for the 2016 election, I'll either have to spend my millions supporting another black candidate if one doesn't emerge naturally or, God Forbid, I may actually have to stop saying stupid shit.

Fucking wankery, ITT.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 21, 2012, 08:31:46 AM
Mam or Sir, the original thread that I bumped was as serious as I've ever been in my life. A couple even gave it some consideration until the thread was turned into how I hate the blak pepluz. I've been sidetracked on that bullshit forever.

Yeah, well, you say ignorant racist shit, it tends to stick.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 07:05:24 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 21, 2012, 08:31:46 AM
Mam or Sir, the original thread that I bumped was as serious as I've ever been in my life. A couple even gave it some consideration until the thread was turned into how I hate the blak pepluz. I've been sidetracked on that bullshit forever.

Yeah, well, you say ignorant racist shit, it tends to stick.

Yup. People tend not to just forget  that kind of thing. Pretty much the only way to distance yourself from it is to actually admit you were wrong and renounce it. Even then, you can expect to be viewed with a little more suspicion on that point than other people, and that's just the price you pay.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 21, 2012, 08:32:05 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 07:05:24 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 21, 2012, 08:31:46 AM
Mam or Sir, the original thread that I bumped was as serious as I've ever been in my life. A couple even gave it some consideration until the thread was turned into how I hate the blak pepluz. I've been sidetracked on that bullshit forever.

Yeah, well, you say ignorant racist shit, it tends to stick.

Yup. People tend not to just forget  that kind of thing. Pretty much the only way to distance yourself from it is to actually admit you were wrong and renounce it. Even then, you can expect to be viewed with a little more suspicion on that point than other people, and that's just the price you pay.

Prediction:  He will do so, and then before the end of the post, he'll say something "ironic" or "sarcastic" which will defeat the statement he just made.  Rinse, repeat.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dr. Cow Ass

Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 08:37:10 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 21, 2012, 08:32:05 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 07:05:24 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 21, 2012, 08:31:46 AM
Mam or Sir, the original thread that I bumped was as serious as I've ever been in my life. A couple even gave it some consideration until the thread was turned into how I hate the blak pepluz. I've been sidetracked on that bullshit forever.

Yeah, well, you say ignorant racist shit, it tends to stick.

Yup. People tend not to just forget  that kind of thing. Pretty much the only way to distance yourself from it is to actually admit you were wrong and renounce it. Even then, you can expect to be viewed with a little more suspicion on that point than other people, and that's just the price you pay.

Prediction:  He will do so, and then before the end of the post, he'll say something "ironic" or "sarcastic" which will defeat the statement he just made.  Rinse, repeat.

Since when did Sarcastic and Ironic have to be quoted for emphasis around these parts. Thought that was sort of thing.
I bring the Spicy.

Dr. Cow Ass

Actually, I will make a discordian Podcast, or "Youtube Spot" of my own. The only reason I shall do this is because I am drunk right now, and I DO consider promises made on these boards BINDING. But the REAL reason is because I just saw the GRR had actual podcasts, and showed his REAL SELF on the web. I did not know this until recently. 

If someone on the Web rebukes me so harshly-or rather- Consistently, while actually showing his RL face on the e-tubes than, I am, by the New tech-rules of NeoMedieval Chivalry, obliged to do the same.

Within 35 days, I shall have posted a video revealing my TRUE FACE, and my words and thoughts on various issues, complaints, truths, fucks, shits, ikes, and other shit.

35 days.

That is my promise. And you know what, I'm going to EXTEND this offer to all on these forums, veterans of PD and Passing Strangers alike. Show your TRUE FACE on the internet. In a spiritual sense this means revealing your soul to the world, in a practical sense it means posting a web video, at least 23 seconds long, in which your face is lit enough for the world to recognize(like seriously, no art-house noir bullshit), while you tell the people what your internet handle is.

I will do this myself within 35 days, and thus is the deadline I offer to others participating in this experiment.

Everyone think about what has been said on the Web by people you'll never know, and realize the valor in giving up your internet anonymity.

35 DAYS!

CAN YOU DO IT!?



I bring the Spicy.

Sano

1. This doesn't make any sense

2. See if I care
Everything comes to an end, reader. It is an old truism to which may be added that not everything that lasts, lasts for long. This latter part is not readily admitted; on the contrary the idea that an air castle lasts longer than the very air of which it is made is hard to get out of a person's head, and this is fortunate, otherwise the custom of making those almost eternal constructions might be lost.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 22, 2012, 07:51:50 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 08:37:10 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 21, 2012, 08:32:05 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 07:05:24 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 21, 2012, 08:31:46 AM
Mam or Sir, the original thread that I bumped was as serious as I've ever been in my life. A couple even gave it some consideration until the thread was turned into how I hate the blak pepluz. I've been sidetracked on that bullshit forever.

Yeah, well, you say ignorant racist shit, it tends to stick.

Yup. People tend not to just forget  that kind of thing. Pretty much the only way to distance yourself from it is to actually admit you were wrong and renounce it. Even then, you can expect to be viewed with a little more suspicion on that point than other people, and that's just the price you pay.

Prediction:  He will do so, and then before the end of the post, he'll say something "ironic" or "sarcastic" which will defeat the statement he just made.  Rinse, repeat.

Since when did Sarcastic and Ironic have to be quoted for emphasis around these parts. Thought that was sort of thing.

Only morons quote for emphasis. That's not what quotation marks mean. And Castro's no moron.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 22, 2012, 07:51:50 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 08:37:10 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 21, 2012, 08:32:05 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 07:05:24 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 21, 2012, 08:31:46 AM
Mam or Sir, the original thread that I bumped was as serious as I've ever been in my life. A couple even gave it some consideration until the thread was turned into how I hate the blak pepluz. I've been sidetracked on that bullshit forever.

Yeah, well, you say ignorant racist shit, it tends to stick.

Yup. People tend not to just forget  that kind of thing. Pretty much the only way to distance yourself from it is to actually admit you were wrong and renounce it. Even then, you can expect to be viewed with a little more suspicion on that point than other people, and that's just the price you pay.

Prediction:  He will do so, and then before the end of the post, he'll say something "ironic" or "sarcastic" which will defeat the statement he just made.  Rinse, repeat.

Since when did Sarcastic and Ironic have to be quoted for emphasis around these parts. Thought that was sort of thing.

Since they weren't being quoted for emphasis, they were being quoted sarcastically.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Internet Jesus

You sarcastically quoted sarcastic. 

Well played.  Golf clap.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 07:18:29 PM
You sarcastically quoted sarcastic. 

Well played.  Golf clap.

After a while, I go out back and beat the crusty bits of meta off myself with a hammer.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Internet Jesus

The crust must grow, Fidel.  He who controls the crust, controls the universe.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 07:34:03 PM
The crust must grow, Fidel.  He who controls the crust, controls the universe.

Aw, fuck.  Now my eyes went neon and glow in the fucking dark.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Internet Jesus

You have evolved.  On the upside, you can see the likely path of the future and have a valid excuse for being a total Shithead.

On the downside, you look like Jabba the Hutt's downs syndrome baby.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:09:41 PM
You have evolved.  On the upside, you can see the likely path of the future and have a valid excuse for being a total Shithead.

On the downside, you look like Jabba the Hutt's downs syndrome baby.

Have you seen the man you're speaking of? That's two upsides.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"