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Started by Slarti, January 21, 2005, 11:49:07 PM

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Bob the Mediocre

The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress

By Robert A. Heinlein

Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker

Robert A. Heinlein:
I have a plan for the perfect revolution.
Reader:
Interesting, tell me more.
Robert A. Heinlein:
Step One: Live on the moon.
Reader:
Uh....
Robert A. Heinlein:
Step Two: Discover an omnipresent sentient computer.
Reader:
*sigh*
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"


I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Wishfarple

I <3 that book!  I've always wanted to try and program a neural net that operates in the way he describes the various cells communicating, it seems like something worth exploring.  

Have you finished it yet?
His Right Most Honorable Super Hella Reverend Llama Wishfart Rinpoche of the Church of Ed Gein (Deceased),
Temple of Cleveland

agent compassion

Quoteit's a loooooooooong read though.

It took me 5 days to read. Not that long. :)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Bob the Mediocre

Quote from: WishfarpleI <3 that book!  I've always wanted to try and program a neural net that operates in the way he describes the various cells communicating, it seems like something worth exploring.  

Have you finished it yet?

A few years ago, yeah. That's a good idea. If I get around to learning programming or whatever, I may steal it.
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"


I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Slarti

Foundation Trilogy

Hari Seldon

   I used Psychohistory and set up two Foundations. Now it'll only be 1000 years between Galactic Empires instead of 30,000.

First Foundation

   La la la, la la la, things are going pretty well.

The Mule

   Ya-hah! I've ruined your plans!

First Foundation

   Gasp!

(The Second Foundation fixes everything.)


THE END



=Dune
By Frank Herbert
Ultra-Condensed by Christina Carlson


Frank Herbert

   I'm lots smarter than you are. I challenge you to understand even one of my paragraphs!

Reader

   Gee, Frank Herbert is smart. I can't even find the plot.



END


all of the chronicles of narnia reviews are really good.

Horab Fibslager

i want to re-read the chronicles of narnia. what a tripped out hippy pent er is it hexogy that is.
Hell is other people.

LMNO

Horab.   I say this out of love:


It's the bong or the keyboard.  Choose one, and stick with it.

DJRubberducky

Quote from: horab fibslageri want to re-read the chronicles of narnia. what a tripped out hippy pent er is it hexogy that is.

It's actually a heptogy.
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: LMNOHorab.   I say this out of love:


It's the bong or the keyboard.  Choose one, and stick with it.

Hey, don't spoil my fun or you'll be sorry

oops, too late

Horab Fibslager

Quote from: LMNOHorab.   I say this out of love:


It's the bong or the keyboard.  Choose one, and stick with it.

lmno i say this also out of love:
even if you are stoned you have no excuse for no tbeing able to read my rather legible garbly goop. i fi had written soemthign to the effect of saijdjndgdsjkfsn sd aii asdfjisdf asj ijfsdijio dfj io sdgjadiosfj giasj  then i would no t expect you, nor anyone else to hav eht eintlectual capacity to translate a glance, in fact if you were able to translate that at a glance then i would be pentaly astounded as that is all just abunch of random keystrokes, excepting the last three words that appear as such which is actually an invocation to the dead god sdgjadiosfj giasj who fell from grace due to a highly unpronounceable name.

the following i say barely contained by pure rage. my bong is broke, how dare you mention her. she was a fine, fine water pipe, but thenshe fell down the stairs and off teh table.and when she shattered my heart broke with her, how dare you, how dare you how dare you?
Hell is other people.

LMNO

::hangs head in shame::

::shame::
::shame::
::shame::
::shame::
::shame::
::shame::
::shame::
::shame::


::goes to the Open Bar to drown his shame in whiskey::

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Ok, I want you guys to hug and make up.  

It was just a little misunderstanding.  I would send a replacement for your lost love, but there is no way in hell that I am sending anything like that across the border, sorry sweety. :cry:

Horab Fibslager

Quote from: eldora_avalonOk, I want you guys to hug and make up.  

It was just a little misunderstanding.  I would send a replacement for your lost love, but there is no way in hell that I am sending anything like that across the border, sorry sweety. :cry:


NO NEVER DIE!!!!!!! ARRRGGRGRGGRRGERHERHRGEEHRE

/me headshots lmno for great justice!
Hell is other people.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: horab fibslager
NO NEVER DIE!!!!!!! ARRRGGRGRGGRRGERHERHRGEEHRE

When did you turn into a pirate?


Horab Fibslager

yarrr i be sailin the seas a while plunder ye booty and whatnot arrrrr
Hell is other people.