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Started by Salty, September 27, 2012, 07:04:13 PM

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AIEEE!!! FUCK! SHIT! DAMN FUCKING SHIT! :eek: :cry:

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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 27, 2012, 09:02:02 PM
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:lol:


I thought you were going to go here:



Holy fuck, that's the singer I meant to post. just did a quick google image and picked the first b&w pic without even looking at it. Different band called the animals or different lineup?

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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 27, 2012, 09:07:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 27, 2012, 09:02:02 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 27, 2012, 08:56:20 PM


:lol:


I thought you were going to go here:



Holy fuck, that's the singer I meant to post. just did a quick google image and picked the first b&w pic without even looking at it. Different band called the animals or different lineup?

Different band, I think?
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Thread is now about the rise and fall of a British band.

Sorry about that Alty.  Happy birthday, anyway.
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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