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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 12, 2014, 10:00:07 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

January 12, 2014, 10:00:07 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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January 12, 2014, 11:06:42 PM
 :lol:

...Why god-damn it?

...Were he here, he'd amuse me even more than the guy who unicycles around in full Victorian attire in 100-degree heat.
Though I do believe bagpipes should be banned under the Geneva convention.

Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
January 13, 2014, 01:01:55 AM
Because I have a vendetta against that guy.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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January 13, 2014, 01:10:01 AM
*Visualizes Nigel kicking him over on his unicycle*

...Okay...
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Ben Shapiro

#4
January 13, 2014, 03:27:16 AM
What did he do?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
January 13, 2014, 04:32:12 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on January 13, 2014, 01:10:01 AM
*Visualizes Nigel kicking him over on his unicycle*

...Okay...

I just want people to STOP LOOKING AT HIM.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
January 13, 2014, 04:33:07 AM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 13, 2014, 03:27:16 AM
What did he do?

He exists.

I can't explain this. He is rapidly becoming an icon of Portland, and the only thing he can do to redeem himself is run for Mayor. That is the ONLY way I will forgive him.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
January 13, 2014, 04:33:47 AM
That, or go pantsless. If he took it there I could let it go.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Johnny

#8
January 13, 2014, 07:11:04 AM

one trick pony turned up to 11, urgh
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#9
January 13, 2014, 07:45:04 AM
Goddammit, THAT fucking guy?!? :crankey:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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January 13, 2014, 08:26:09 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
January 13, 2014, 08:27:05 AM
He LIVES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.

I am affronted almost daily by this shit.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#12
January 13, 2014, 08:27:18 AM
He's kinda hot when not doing stupid hobbies and wearing dumb outfits  :fap:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
January 13, 2014, 08:32:46 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 13, 2014, 08:27:18 AM
He's kinda hot when not doing stupid hobbies and wearing dumb outfits  :fap:

Yeah, not a bad looking guy when he ISN'T RIDING A UNICYCLE IN A KILT WITH A DARTH VADER MASK PLAYING A BAGPIPE.

Somebody clearly wasn't breastfed.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

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January 13, 2014, 11:37:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 13, 2014, 08:32:46 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 13, 2014, 08:27:18 AM
He's kinda hot when not doing stupid hobbies and wearing dumb outfits  :fap:

Yeah, not a bad looking guy when he ISN'T RIDING A UNICYCLE IN A KILT WITH A DARTH VADER MASK PLAYING A BAGPIPE.

Somebody clearly wasn't breastfed.

If he never interacts with anyone, and someone smashed his bagpipe, I don't see the problem.
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