OK, I don't want to sound like a crackpot, but...

[Cain]

The saddest thing is I only made up three of the things on that list.  All the others are really used for the purpose of telling people they are being abducted.

[00.dusk]

Have you ever experienced a period of missing time?  Do you wake up covered in scars and cuts you cannot explain?  Do you have many dreams involving flying?  Do you find yourself having a sudden awareness of the unified nature of existence, or an increased interest in ecology and vegetarianism?  Have you ever woken up in bed paralysed?  Do you find yourself getting sexually aroused in the presence of reptiles hairy European folks?  Do the words "Zeta Reticuli" mean anything to you?  Are you starting to find David Icke a compelling, or alternately, an abhorrent figure?  Do you find yourself inexplicably upset when "anal probe" jokes are made?  Do you find yourself wishing The X-Files Twin Peaks was still on TV?

Yes. To all questions.

[00.dusk]

This has more to do with the Madgjiqkcue Richules I do than aliens, though.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

"Have you ever experienced a period of missing time?  Do you wake up covered in scars and cuts you cannot explain?" sounds like what happens to people after a mean drunk. 

[Kai]

Is this a UFO thread where people are actually discussing unidentified flying objects and not aliens? My eyes deceive. Only on PD.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

"Have you ever experienced a period of missing time?  Do you wake up covered in scars and cuts you cannot explain?" sounds like what happens to people after a mean drunk. 

That happened to me last week, only it wasn't me who was covered in scars and cuts I couldn't explain.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

"Have you ever experienced a period of missing time?  Do you wake up covered in scars and cuts you cannot explain?" sounds like what happens to people after a mean drunk. 

That happened to me last week, only it wasn't me who was covered in scars and cuts I couldn't explain.

 

[East Coast Hustle]

Is this a UFO thread where people are actually discussing unidentified flying objects and not aliens? My eyes deceive. Only on PD.

Believe me, I have a hard time restraining myself from slapping the piss out of people who think that UFO literally means "alien spaceship".

[Kai]

Is this a UFO thread where people are actually discussing unidentified flying objects and not aliens? My eyes deceive. Only on PD.

Believe me, I have a hard time restraining myself from slapping the piss out of people who think that UFO literally means "alien spaceship".

I believe it.

[Triple Zero]

Is this a UFO thread where people are actually discussing unidentified flying objects and not aliens? My eyes deceive. Only on PD.

Believe me, I have a hard time restraining myself from slapping the piss out of people who think that UFO literally means "alien spaceship".

I believe it.

Me too.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I find myself inexcusably aroused when anal probe jokes are made.

This is why the aliens stopped abducting people, you know.  They're all getting treated for PTSD and having their nostrils sewn back into shape.

ECH:  Saving the world through unreasonable deviancy.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I find myself inexcusably aroused when anal probe jokes are made.

This is why the aliens stopped abducting people, you know.  They're all getting treated for PTSD and having their nostrils sewn back into shape.

ECH:  Saving the world through unreasonable deviancy.