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And look at this poor performance. You can't even call that a troll.

Probably he has to substitute some BIG problems in his poor real life.

And because he didn't take the "write less, lurk more" suggestion seriously:

WB, fuck off you boring fuck.

I'm in the Boston area. If you all don't mind the presence of a noob, I can meet up.

[is]

.......I'm sure he'll pop into this thread. It's like Beetlejuice. Just don't say it a third time.

Too late!


I knew you guys really did love me... And as a token in return, I'd like to help you with your shortage of lame n00bs and swell the ranks a bit.


Oh, and yes: "Howard" certainly is a Professor of Islamic Art 

Actually I was referring to "the latter" which happens to be Weltburger in this case. This thread is Weltburger's territory now, donchanoh?

Everyone else in teh fread! You, um... probably all have significant body odor! And stuff. Yup yup.

Damn dude, how did you know?

Oh, and another thing, since we're on about BIP- it's derivative garbage, tl;dr can't be arsed. Even Illuminatus! was completely unnecessary. The only book a really real Discordian should read is the Principia. I believe every word of it too, and therefore don't believe anything I read. It's a classic and still makes 100% total sense 50 years later. And as a Pope I excommunicate ALL of you for not being really real Discordians. 23 Skiddoo. Now I have to go and WOMP all of you with the clever use of swastikas and poorly drawn penises. But we're all friends here and I'm sure we'll have a fnordtastic time. Oh, yeah, and now this thread is my territory.

Other than that, I think Rhiz covered everything that I would have in her post

Link for context:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25322.30

Off to go see LMNO's band

Oh, and another thing, since we're on about BIP- it's derivative garbage, tl;dr can't be arsed. Even Illuminatus! was completely unnecessary. The only book a really real Discordian should read is the Principia. I believe every word of it too, and therefore don't believe anything I read. It's a classic and still makes 100% total sense 50 years later. And as a Pope I excommunicate ALL of you for not being really real Discordians. 23 Skiddoo. Now I have to go and WOMP all of you with the clever use of swastikas and poorly drawn penises. But we're all friends here and I'm sure we'll have a fnordtastic time. Oh, yeah, and now this thread is my territory.

Other than that, I think Rhiz covered everything that I would have in her post

I forgot to work "5 tons of flax" into it. Next time.

, Twid.

Vene- that's part of the conspiracy. They make it look like the gay agenda to turn more people against it.

It's probably just me, I have been going through some intense shit lately and I am a bit on edge, but all these no0bs popping up lately, and most of them not doing stupid shit? C'MON GUYS! SAY SOMETHING FUCKED UP SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO POOMP ON YOU!!!!

As the closest thing to a patron st. of newbs, you would think that I'd have a certain degree of patience towards this influx of fresh meat, but WTF?! I'M ANGRY GRRRRRRR!!!!

FUCK YOU ALL, YOU PINEAL CUNTS!!! FUCK YUO!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!

Urge to kill fading...

Ok, here it goes:

Not only was The Lamanite correct in saying that you're all racists for translating "Black Iron Prison" into Latin, but all taxonomists are also anti-gay for calling everyone homo. And so are you if you accept binomial nomenclature.

There.

Oh, and another thing, since we're on about BIP- it's derivative garbage, tl;dr can't be arsed. Even Illuminatus! was completely unnecessary. The only book a really real Discordian should read is the Principia. I believe every word of it too, and therefore don't believe anything I read. It's a classic and still makes 100% total sense 50 years later. And as a Pope I excommunicate ALL of you for not being really real Discordians. 23 Skiddoo. Now I have to go and WOMP all of you with the clever use of swastikas and poorly drawn penises. But we're all friends here and I'm sure we'll have a fnordtastic time. Oh, yeah, and now this thread is my territory.

Other than that, I think Rhiz covered everything that I would have in her post

It's probably just me, I have been going through some intense shit lately and I am a bit on edge, but all these no0bs popping up lately, and most of them not doing stupid shit? C'MON GUYS! SAY SOMETHING FUCKED UP SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO POOMP ON YOU!!!!

As the closest thing to a patron st. of newbs, you would think that I'd have a certain degree of patience towards this influx of fresh meat, but WTF?! I'M ANGRY GRRRRRRR!!!!

FUCK YOU ALL, YOU PINEAL CUNTS!!! FUCK YUO!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!

Urge to kill fading...

Ok, here it goes:

Not only was The Lamanite correct in saying that you're all racists for translating "Black Iron Prison" into Latin, but all taxonomists are also anti-gay for calling everyone homo. And so are you if you accept binomial nomenclature.

There.

Oh how easy you are to manipulate!

You manipulated me to give an answer. This is new stuff.

What's new stuff? I wouldn't say that you were manipulated to answer. It was just an observation on my part that you will post in a thread once you're mentioned.

Try it with kale, too, it's yummy.

I've actually have never eaten kale before, I'll have to give that a try next time I make it.

Some of you may or may not be familiar with colcannon. It's basically an Irish dish that uses mashed potatoes, onions and cabbage. Well, I hate the unholy stench of cabbage, so here's my take on it.
I don't pay attention to measurements or cooking time, I just kinda poke at it and eyeball. Feel free to use and modify to your appetite, number of dining partners and/or dietary and taste preferences.

What you'll need:
Potatoes (I usually use Maine potatoes)
A fist sized yellow onion
A handful of spinach
Butter and/or sour cream
Garlic powder or minced garlic
milk
black pepper
grated cheese (usually go for cheddar or pepper jack)
Whatever spices are in your cabinet and tickle your fancy (I usually wing everything I do in the kitchen)
Olive oil

Phase one:
Take about 6 medium to large potatoes and wash them. DO NOT peel them. The skins are good for you, so why go through extra boring effort to take the nutrients out of it? Get rid of any eyes, as well as chunks that are blackened or green, obviously. Cut them up into 1 to 2 inch cubes. Throw them in the pot and fill with water until the potatoes are just about submerged. put heat on high and cover. Pull out a book or log onto PD.com. After a while, think to yourself, "Oh shit the potatoes!" and uncover when they start to boil and the water starts to rise. Continue to boil on medium/low heat.

Phase two:
Take the onion and peel off the skin. Cut off the poles and then cut up the rest into slivers approximately half the size of your pinkie. Fry in the olive oil on the lower end of medium. While this is happening, take the handful of spinach, unchopped, and wash. Throw them on top of the onions and continue to fry until they wilt. Put heat to minimum, or turn off completely if potatoes are pretty soft. Grate the cheese if it isn't already grated. When the potatoes are nice and soft, strain.

Phase three:
Pour the milk, cheese, and butter/sour cream onto the strained potatoes. Mash the shit out of them until they are creamy (unless you like potato chunk in your mash), adding more milk if needed (you may want to put the heat back on low while adding the milk). When thoroughly mashed, throw in the onion and spinach and use the masher to stir them in, along with whatever other remaining ingredients are going in. Throw a glob or three onto your plate and enjoy. Goes well with Italian sausage or chicken cutlets. I usually also have steamed red or orange peppers as a side veg. Leftovers keep well for several days.

A common variation that I do is to include some sort of lemon seasoning.
I usually don't add salt at any point. The combination is good enough with out it.

Give it a try and let me know what you think.
-Twid.

You'd still have to run a primary on your own dime that way, unless you want the government to foot the bill for every crackpot that declares they want to run.

Ah, but you do have to have enough signatures to run.

Besides, how many of said crackpots are already able to run on their own dime?

I'd like to say, "fucking PRC..." thing when confronted with the weird news that comes out of there. But alas, I'm surprised that this bit is the People's Republic and not the US.

I wonder how they'll deal with the father.

How it should have ended:

Actually, that would be acceptable to me too. Millions of others would be pissed (or say they would be. A good portion of them would be laughing inside).