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That's easy: the wolves are shitheads.

Let's call the game Shithead then and try to figure out who the trolls are.

EDIT: LMNO beat me to it.

The Matthew Good Band- Suburbia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmssd7P8cCM
Reminds me a lot of a town where I used to live. That place is dead now.

What do I do if I have a rabid beaver taped to my left hand and a vicious bobcat taped to my right hand? This is a very pressing matter and I hope you find time to reply soon.

There was much tension in the air as Condoleeza Rice reclaimed her title as champion of the Senate's invisible Jenga league.

That would be a glorious mindfuck.

I'm right behind you.

That it would.

I drew this for another forum, but I think it's relevant so I'm crossposting:

This is totally how she mows her lawn.

The one thing I'm really curious about is how Pat justifies God not just punishing the Haitians when they made the deal. You know, when the people who did it were still alive. I guess all these nasty atheists who haven't been praying lately must have freed up a lot of spare time for Him to enact His wrath.

And I thought Canadian politics was fucked.

Love.

What's that got to do with it?

Some people played this a couple years back on another forum that I visit. I wanted to join, but I never managed to sign up on time. Sign me up, bucko.

I did not find this gross at all. I am immune to the horrors of the Internet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtrEN-YKLBM
Right now, I'm temporarily convinced that this is the greatest song ever. Queen + David Bowie = FUCK YEAR

There are hard lines, Requia.  I think in some cases, abject horror is the only appropriate response.

This. I think I'd find her funny, but there's something about those glassy eyes.
And that... that... smile.

SHS,
exceeding my shudder capacity.

Step 1: Legally change name to "Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Russia's Greatest Love Machine"

Step 2: Get arrested.

Step 3: Laugh as judge is forced to read your new legal name aloud in court.

Honestly, I'd find her hilarious if she wasn't so balls-to-the-wall horrifying.