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Started by Dysfunctional Cunt, March 11, 2011, 03:36:13 AM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

...to explain the attraction, the humor of "JackAss". 

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Slapstick.

People getting hurt is funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0eReynOGNM
It makes more sense in german.
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I am afraid that I cannot explain it, I can only say there are few things that make me laugh the way that stupid shit does and that particular laughter causes people who know me to worry.
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I think it's a Three Stooges Phenomenon thing.
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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I'm of the belief that Johnny Knoxville has become invincible owing to the fact that JackAss is intricately tied to clandestine projects and experiments to manifest invulnerability.

And if not, he's still indestructible.

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Quote from: Risus on March 11, 2011, 03:57:36 AM
I'm of the belief that Johnny Knoxville has become invincible owing to the fact that JackAss is intricately tied to clandestine projects and experiments to manifest invulnerability.

And if not, he's still indestructible.

Ive seen some backstage stuff that suggests that hes fairly battered after all the shit hes done.

But thats nothing compared to steve-o.

Steve-O should be in a lab somewhere being studied after all the shit he survived.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 11, 2011, 04:03:51 AM
Steve-O should be in a lab somewhere being studied after all the shit he survived.

The bungee port-o-let was the nastiest thing I have ever had the mispleasure to see little parts of.

Steve-O is insane.

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Quote from: Khara on March 11, 2011, 04:08:09 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 11, 2011, 04:03:51 AM
Steve-O should be in a lab somewhere being studied after all the shit he survived.

The bungee port-o-let was the nastiest thing I have ever had the mispleasure to see little parts of.

Steve-O is insane.

Im talking about his drug abuse and later rehab.
He should not have survived the substances he put in his body.

Not to mention years of hardcore alcoholism.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 11, 2011, 04:09:35 AM
Quote from: Khara on March 11, 2011, 04:08:09 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 11, 2011, 04:03:51 AM
Steve-O should be in a lab somewhere being studied after all the shit he survived.

The bungee port-o-let was the nastiest thing I have ever had the mispleasure to see little parts of.

Steve-O is insane.

Im talking about his drug abuse and later rehab.
He should not have survived the substances he put in his body.

He has Ozzy Syndrome.  He may well survive almost anything.

Subtract Eight!

I'm man I understand it.

It's not really funny though.

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Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 11, 2011, 04:03:51 AM
Quote from: Risus on March 11, 2011, 03:57:36 AM
I'm of the belief that Johnny Knoxville has become invincible owing to the fact that JackAss is intricately tied to clandestine projects and experiments to manifest invulnerability.

And if not, he's still indestructible.

Ive seen some backstage stuff that suggests that hes fairly battered after all the shit hes done.

But thats nothing compared to steve-o.

Steve-O should be in a lab somewhere being studied after all the shit he survived.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7JPFg2V27A

Still standing!

Prince Glittersnatch III

Quote from: Risus on March 11, 2011, 04:25:00 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 11, 2011, 04:03:51 AM
Quote from: Risus on March 11, 2011, 03:57:36 AM
I'm of the belief that Johnny Knoxville has become invincible owing to the fact that JackAss is intricately tied to clandestine projects and experiments to manifest invulnerability.

And if not, he's still indestructible.

Ive seen some backstage stuff that suggests that hes fairly battered after all the shit hes done.

But thats nothing compared to steve-o.

Steve-O should be in a lab somewhere being studied after all the shit he survived.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7JPFg2V27A

Still standing!

Holy shit. He wasnt even knocked down.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Jenne

I dunno.  I find it funny.  Am not man.  Grosser than gross sometimes, yeah...but totally fucking hilarious, too.

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Quote from: Subtract Eight! on March 11, 2011, 04:21:51 AM
I'm man I understand it.

It's not really funny though.


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