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Started by Mangrove, December 02, 2008, 10:20:40 PM

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Mangrove

Quote from: Manta Obscura on December 03, 2008, 08:40:22 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on December 03, 2008, 08:28:08 PM

1001 Ailments to contract before you die.




#51: Color-blindness. Good luck passing art class.


:mittens:

+10 points for being mean enough to write the gag in colour.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

AFK

Quote from: Mangrove on December 03, 2008, 08:28:08 PM

Anyways, I like these ideas (MO, LMNO and Khara). Here's my latest submission:

1001 Fatal Diseases to contract before you die.



I really like this one. very horrormirthic

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 03, 2008, 08:54:48 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on December 03, 2008, 08:28:08 PM

Anyways, I like these ideas (MO, LMNO and Khara). Here's my latest submission:

1001 Fatal Diseases to contract before you die.



I really like this one. very horrormirthic


#739:  SIDS.

tyrannosaurus vex

Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Mangrove

That's quite an impressive pair of mittens btw.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

tyrannosaurus vex

why, thank you. i've been waiting for someone to write something worthy of mittens that big.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

I don't even remember doing this.

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 03, 2008, 10:36:57 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 03, 2008, 08:54:48 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on December 03, 2008, 08:28:08 PM

Anyways, I like these ideas (MO, LMNO and Khara). Here's my latest submission:

1001 Fatal Diseases to contract before you die.



I really like this one. very horrormirthic


#739:  SIDS.


Q: How do you know if the obnoxious woman in your psych ward is a hypochondriac?

A: She complains that her SIDS is acting up.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."