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ROGER! IT'S THE FUTURE!

Started by LMNO, October 21, 2014, 10:41:01 PM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 21, 2014, 10:41:01 PM
Your hoverboard has arrived.

I'll believe that when I fucking see it.

They keep promising shit like this, but it never works out.  Remember that Japanese invisibility cloak?  Neither do I.
Molon Lube

Bruno

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 21, 2014, 10:41:01 PM
Your hoverboard has arrived.

Totally plausible, I've played with an industrial demagnitizer which I'm pretty sure works on the same principle. Levitated a piece of aluminum with it.

Same thing is what makes induction motors work.
Formerly something else...

Bruno

Also the same thing that makes induction furnaces work, so if you sand in one place too long, the copper/aluminum might melt.
Formerly something else...

Junkenstein

The accidents of the future are going to be so much more hilarious and horrible than I suspected.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Reginald Ret

Quote from: Junkenstein on October 22, 2014, 07:57:52 PM
The accidents of the future are going to be so much more hilarious and horrible than I suspected.
:lol:
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Junkenstein on October 22, 2014, 07:57:52 PM
The accidents of the future are going to be so much more hilarious and horrible than I suspected.

This is why I want flying cars huge fucking SUVs.
Molon Lube

Junkenstein

I'm happy enough with that roads that melt into molten metals as the result of a traffic jam inevitably creating mass scenes similar to the end of Terminator 2.


Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Ben Shapiro

Will the owner of the hoverboard die from uneven distribution of weight on board?, or fire in mid-air from the power supply over heating? ALSO THAT FUCKING NOISE GOD DAMN NOISE!