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POFP

#4770
August 19, 2016, 01:01:55 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 19, 2016, 08:53:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 19, 2016, 12:51:43 AM


Can't see, sadly, even if I paste the link into my own browser tab

Same. I figured it was just a site that was blocked at my work or something. Couldn't see it at home either.
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

Trivial

#4771
August 20, 2016, 01:58:43 AM
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

POFP

#4772
August 20, 2016, 02:34:15 PM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on August 20, 2016, 01:58:43 AM


I think they've found our weakness.

You see, we'd survive nuclear warfare for the same reason roaches would. Our collective hatred for all things bigger than our homes renders all attacks on our population so redundant, that radiation and anything that causes excitement is redirected. Hence why the hottest days in Ohio actually involve overcast skies. The clouds just trap in our collective body heat.

But if we were all to step on legos...  :eek:
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

Trivial

#4773
August 21, 2016, 03:27:27 AM
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4774
August 21, 2016, 05:33:19 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#4775
August 22, 2016, 02:45:06 PM

Cain

#4776
August 22, 2016, 02:48:56 PM
#oldpeopleproblems

Eater of Clowns

#4777
August 23, 2016, 01:55:51 AM
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4778
August 23, 2016, 03:03:50 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Trivial

#4779
August 24, 2016, 04:03:29 AM
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Cain

#4780
August 24, 2016, 09:14:13 AM
QuoteWhat if our solar system was quarantined because no other creatures in the universe actually consumed dead organics? Some creatures survive off of solar radiation, others photosynthesis or absorbing nutrients from soil. Imagine the horror if we ever figured out how to leave our planet... after all, we are the monsters of the universe. At the dawn of our greatest age when interstellar travel becomes possible the Earth is destroyed by creatures known as Talecians, distant relations to our bovines. One Earth vessel escapes, manned by a motley promotional crew. They spend the rest of their days running from the pursuing cattle who want nothing more than to exterminate the last of humankind. C.O.W. is a science fiction satire that examines our role in the universe. Based on real research, Thomax Green's vision even challenges readers with an unexpected explanation for the Big Bang. All of which will have you laughing so long you'll have to pick the bugs out of your teeth like a grizzly biker.

QuoteBased on real research, Thomax Green's vision even challenges readers with an unexpected explanation for the Big Bang

QuoteBased on real research, Thomax Green's vision

QuoteBased on real research

minuspace

#4781
August 24, 2016, 09:54:01 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 24, 2016, 09:14:13 AM
QuoteWhat if our solar system was quarantined because no other creatures in the universe actually consumed dead organics? Some creatures survive off of solar radiation, others photosynthesis or absorbing nutrients from soil. Imagine the horror if we ever figured out how to leave our planet... after all, we are the monsters of the universe. At the dawn of our greatest age when interstellar travel becomes possible the Earth is destroyed by creatures known as Talecians, distant relations to our bovines. One Earth vessel escapes, manned by a motley promotional crew. They spend the rest of their days running from the pursuing cattle who want nothing more than to exterminate the last of humankind. C.O.W. is a science fiction satire that examines our role in the universe. Based on real research, Thomax Green's vision even challenges readers with an unexpected explanation for the Big Bang. All of which will have you laughing so long you'll have to pick the bugs out of your teeth like a grizzly biker.

QuoteBased on real research, Thomax Green's vision even challenges readers with an unexpected explanation for the Big Bang

QuoteBased on real research, Thomax Green's vision

QuoteBased on real research
A delicious argument for optimizing an otherwise inefficient diet.

Trivial

#4782
August 24, 2016, 02:40:16 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 24, 2016, 09:14:13 AM
QuoteWhat if our solar system was quarantined because no other creatures in the universe actually consumed dead organics? Some creatures survive off of solar radiation, others photosynthesis or absorbing nutrients from soil. Imagine the horror if we ever figured out how to leave our planet... after all, we are the monsters of the universe. At the dawn of our greatest age when interstellar travel becomes possible the Earth is destroyed by creatures known as Talecians, distant relations to our bovines. One Earth vessel escapes, manned by a motley promotional crew. They spend the rest of their days running from the pursuing cattle who want nothing more than to exterminate the last of humankind. C.O.W. is a science fiction satire that examines our role in the universe. Based on real research, Thomax Green's vision even challenges readers with an unexpected explanation for the Big Bang. All of which will have you laughing so long you'll have to pick the bugs out of your teeth like a grizzly biker.

QuoteBased on real research, Thomax Green's vision even challenges readers with an unexpected explanation for the Big Bang

QuoteBased on real research, Thomax Green's vision

QuoteBased on real research

The research might be real, the subject may not.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4783
August 25, 2016, 01:47:49 AM
That cover art is AMAZE though.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Trivial

#4784
August 25, 2016, 02:44:55 AM
Bovine hexaboobs.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.
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