MY side of the fucking story.

[navkat]

Hi Reverend! Did you have a good time being dead?

It's getting to be a little routine.  Lay in the box, hate hate hate.  Then Howl fucks something up, and it's burst out of the ground, eat the rector, and shamble back off to work, groaning about brains.

Thank fuck. Howl can't handle this shit all by himself, you know. SOMEONE needs to wipe that fucking SMIRK off his face and it mise well be you since the rest of us are too busy huffing whipped cream chargers out of punching-balloons and SMIRKING ALONG WITH HIM.

[Luna]

Oh, yes, she is literally oozing Holiness™ out of every orifice.

Update:  The plumber has come and gone, and I am "a fucking asshole who should be nailed to an overpass".

That plumber?  Him I smote by making him YOUR plumber...

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Oh, yes, she is literally oozing Holiness™ out of every orifice.

Update:  The plumber has come and gone, and I am "a fucking asshole who should be nailed to an overpass".

WIN.

[Richter]

Hi Reverend! Did you have a good time being dead?

It's getting to be a little routine.  Lay in the box, hate hate hate.  Then Howl fucks something up, and it's burst out of the ground, eat the rector, and shamble back off to work, groaning about brains.

Fun fact:  NEVAR agree to watch the church when the Good Reverend goes out for a dirt nap.  Sure it seems easy, nips scotch and belch a homily now and then.  One day though, ONE DAY he will bust out of that sepulchre like a death metal video come alive and swallow your ass whole just for being the first one he sets eyes on. 
That day come, you better have a tomahawk hidden in your stole, and a cassock full of meathooks.  Sure, you canet out by jsut "going with the flow", but then you'd jsut be some thing else the Good REv shat. 

FREEKY has fed him the vindaloo twice, and I'm down to clinging to his esophagus with my last two meathooks.  The guinea worms I can sluaghter at will for now, but this is getting old.  When I'm crapped clear you all will PAY for making me live a Gwar concert.

[Epimetheus]

Is it just me or has the death/resurrection cycle been accelerating? I think Terence McKenna wrote about this shit....it'll keep getting faster and faster until the Zero Point, at which moment you will coalesce into a full-on Overman

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME

LOOK AT THIS SHIT YOU LEFT ME HERE TO DEAL WITH. THAT DOK HOWL WAS NO USE AT ALL, JUST CACKLED TO HIMSELF ALL THE DAMN TIME.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

THE HIPSTERS ARE OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL

I THINK THEY'RE BREEDING

SEND HELP

[Freeky]

Do not listen to this man.  I am not a liar.  I am not evil.  I don't bullshit you, not like those Other Guys.  See, I love you.  I love you all.  Soo very much.  Especially you, gentle reader.  I love you bestest of all.  I wouldn't lie to you.  Never ever ever.


In case it isn't clear, I'm not a bastard, I'm just batshit crazy.

[Triple Zero]

"If you can't beat 'em, join them to death."
- Squiddy

Did she actually say that? Must have missed it, it's a great line!