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OPEN BAR: 50 Shades of Chronic Liver Disease

Started by East Coast Hustle, March 13, 2014, 10:34:09 PM

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Da6s

Got accepted to CU Boulder because OH FUCK YES.

Going down to look at a god send apartment on Sat & probably cutting them a check for an august pre-lease. Finishing out this fucking piece of paper.
We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

LMNO


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Da6s on April 04, 2014, 02:31:32 PM
Got accepted to CU Boulder because OH FUCK YES.

Going down to look at a god send apartment on Sat & probably cutting them a check for an august pre-lease. Finishing out this fucking piece of paper.

Congratulations! Welcome to student lyfe, yo.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Ben Shapiro

So my DNA/Ancestry Test results came back.

58% = Native American/Mexican Indian
18%= Spanish/Portugal
8% = Italian/Greek
7%= African
6%= Finnish/Russian
<1% other races. (European Jewish, European East, Ireland,Melanesia)

I will keep it real 7% of the time.

Ben Shapiro


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: /b/earman on April 04, 2014, 02:58:42 PM
So my DNA/Ancestry Test results came back.

58% = Native American/Mexican Indian
18%= Spanish/Portugal
8% = Italian/Greek
7%= African
6%= Finnish/Russian
<1% other races. (European Jewish, European East, Ireland,Melanesia)

I will keep it real 7% of the time.

This is fascinating... I keep thinking I want to do this, partly to determine just how accurate my father's idea of our ancestry is, given especially that my mother's turned out to be wildly inaccurate.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Ben Shapiro

Quote from: Nigel on April 04, 2014, 03:35:17 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on April 04, 2014, 02:58:42 PM
So my DNA/Ancestry Test results came back.

58% = Native American/Mexican Indian
18%= Spanish/Portugal
8% = Italian/Greek
7%= African
6%= Finnish/Russian
<1% other races. (European Jewish, European East, Ireland,Melanesia)

I will keep it real 7% of the time.

This is fascinating... I keep thinking I want to do this, partly to determine just how accurate my father's idea of our ancestry is, given especially that my mother's turned out to be wildly inaccurate.

It was only $99 for me. All you do is spit in tube, and wait 6-8 weeks.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: /b/earman on April 04, 2014, 03:37:55 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 04, 2014, 03:35:17 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on April 04, 2014, 02:58:42 PM
So my DNA/Ancestry Test results came back.

58% = Native American/Mexican Indian
18%= Spanish/Portugal
8% = Italian/Greek
7%= African
6%= Finnish/Russian
<1% other races. (European Jewish, European East, Ireland,Melanesia)

I will keep it real 7% of the time.

This is fascinating... I keep thinking I want to do this, partly to determine just how accurate my father's idea of our ancestry is, given especially that my mother's turned out to be wildly inaccurate.

It was only $99 for me. All you do is spit in tube, and wait 6-8 weeks.

Eh, someday when $99 isn't critical for eating.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Junkenstein

Quote from: /b/earman on April 04, 2014, 03:37:55 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 04, 2014, 03:35:17 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on April 04, 2014, 02:58:42 PM
So my DNA/Ancestry Test results came back.

58% = Native American/Mexican Indian
18%= Spanish/Portugal
8% = Italian/Greek
7%= African
6%= Finnish/Russian
<1% other races. (European Jewish, European East, Ireland,Melanesia)

I will keep it real 7% of the time.

This is fascinating... I keep thinking I want to do this, partly to determine just how accurate my father's idea of our ancestry is, given especially that my mother's turned out to be wildly inaccurate.

It was only $99 for me. All you do is spit in tube, and wait 6-8 weeks.

This should be mandatory for all white supremacists. Hell, anyone with strong beliefs based around race should be forced to take it. if I had time I'd try and market it to them. "Whiter than white? Or just whiter than the next guy? Prove your Aryan worth with our $199 test!"

With a bit of luck it'll be a $10 over the counter test quite soon and rednecks everywhere will shit themselves.   
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

It's been a strange day. My foster kid attempted suicide at around 4am last night so I spent my morning in the ER. Right now she's OK, who knows what the future holds?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Basically, anyone outside of family who wants my time/attention in the near future: no. Just no. Don't call me, text me, PM me, or try to chat me. You might see me online fucking around and trying to have fun, and that is because I am destressing in what precious little spare time I have. Don't tell me about your project; I don't care about your project, or your job, or your finances, or your sex life. I don't have any extra caring left over. And for fuck sake don't ask if there's anything you can do, because we both know damn well there isn't anything you can do unless you want to come over and stay up nights with the kid.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO

I don't want anything from you Nigel, I want to let you know I care about you, and the people you care for. That's all.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Thank you, I appreciate it!

I really want to post the above post on my FB wall, where it might do some good. But I can't, for various reasons including protecting my kid's privacy, so I posted it here instead, where it's safe.

PeeDee as safe space. Who would ever have imagined that day would come?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel on April 04, 2014, 08:46:01 PM
Basically, anyone outside of family who wants my time/attention in the near future: no. Just no. Don't call me, text me, PM me, or try to chat me. You might see me online fucking around and trying to have fun, and that is because I am destressing in what precious little spare time I have. Don't tell me about your project; I don't care about your project, or your job, or your finances, or your sex life. I don't have any extra caring left over. And for fuck sake don't ask if there's anything you can do, because we both know damn well there isn't anything you can do unless you want to come over and stay up nights with the kid.

Understood, and then some (I've been busy as shit myself).  I'll PM trip details here, instead.
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