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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by Doktor Howl, February 10, 2015, 03:28:13 AM

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February 10, 2015, 03:28:13 AM
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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February 10, 2015, 06:57:32 AM
That guy is hot. Angry, but hot. We would have angry angry sex.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Aucoq

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February 10, 2015, 07:22:35 AM
"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.

Doktor Howl

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February 10, 2015, 03:12:59 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 10, 2015, 06:57:32 AM
That guy is hot. Angry, but hot. We would have angry angry sex.

That's how I drive.  I was on my absolute best behavior in Portland.

But I am not hot English guy.  I am a sack of meat, horribly held together by sinew and box staples.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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February 10, 2015, 04:00:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2015, 03:12:59 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 10, 2015, 06:57:32 AM
That guy is hot. Angry, but hot. We would have angry angry sex.

That's how I drive.  I was on my absolute best behavior in Portland.

But I am not hot English guy.  I am a sack of meat, horribly held together by sinew and box staples.

YOU ARE ALSO MARRIED TO A HOT BLOND WHO WOULD RIP ME LIMB FROM LIMB, which makes a teensy difference.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

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February 10, 2015, 04:28:55 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 10, 2015, 04:00:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2015, 03:12:59 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 10, 2015, 06:57:32 AM
That guy is hot. Angry, but hot. We would have angry angry sex.

That's how I drive.  I was on my absolute best behavior in Portland.

But I am not hot English guy.  I am a sack of meat, horribly held together by sinew and box staples.

YOU ARE ALSO MARRIED TO A HOT BLOND WHO WOULD RIP ME LIMB FROM LIMB, which makes a teensy difference.  :lol:

Well, yes, there's that.  :lol:
Molon Lube

Cainad (dec.)

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February 10, 2015, 04:50:26 PM
I love that guy. He has approximately 100 million Vines, and the traffic ones are definitely the best. The ones about tea are also golden.
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