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Glaswegians in "unable to recognise soap" shocker!

Started by Cain, April 07, 2014, 06:24:48 AM

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-26882630

QuoteExperts are trying to establish why a large expanse of foam has appeared on the River Clyde in Glasgow.  The Scottish Environment Protection Agency (Sepa) said it had received a number of calls.

No wonder they called in experts.  Not only soap, but a "large expanse" of it.  The mind truly boggles.

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Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

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One problem with the soap theory - its the clyde. There's no detergent strong enough to survive in there. We've had fucking oil slicks disappear without a trace.

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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 07, 2014, 10:19:33 AM
One problem with the soap theory - its the clyde. There's no detergent strong enough to survive in there. We've had fucking oil slicks disappear without a trace.
With enough detergents any place can be made bubbly. Your second point is exactly opposite to what you think: Soap makes oil sink. I learned that trick working in a yacht harbour, if you spill diesel or something you can make it dissapear by spraying some dishwashing soap on the oil slick. Just don't ever touch the bottom of the harbour with bare skin.
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Quote from: Regret on April 08, 2014, 11:27:55 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 07, 2014, 10:19:33 AM
One problem with the soap theory - its the clyde. There's no detergent strong enough to survive in there. We've had fucking oil slicks disappear without a trace.
With enough detergents any place can be made bubbly. Your second point is exactly opposite to what you think: Soap makes oil sink. I learned that trick working in a yacht harbour, if you spill diesel or something you can make it dissapear by spraying some dishwashing soap on the oil slick. Just don't ever touch the bottom of the harbour with bare skin.

Yeah I get what you're saying but what we have here is a body of liquid consisting of vitriol and wino piss. It will dissolve anything, detergent, oil, acid, alkali - you need to see a cow fall in there to really appreciate it  :lulz:

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Cain

Quoteyou need to see a cow fall in there to really appreciate it

Hey now - it's not nice to refer to Glasgow's population in such terms.

P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Reginald Ret

Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

P3nT4gR4m

True story - I've asked a Glaswegian to be my best man

On the plus side there is no form of humanity capable of orchestrating a greater level of apocalyptic mayhem and intoxication for the stag do.

On the minus side there is no form of humanity capable of orchestrating a greater level of apocalyptic mayhem and intoxication during the wedding proper.

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Cain


Junkenstein

At least 60% of us pass unnoticed in modern society.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Junkenstein on April 09, 2014, 03:37:42 PM
At least 60% of us pass unnoticed in modern society.

Then, suddenly and without warning, someone drops a bottle of buckfast...

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Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark