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Principia Discordia => Think for Yourself, Schmuck! => Topic started by: thatsmyapple on June 08, 2018, 01:03:36 AM

Title: Why apples are oranges?
Post by: thatsmyapple on June 08, 2018, 01:03:36 AM
If you look closely, apples are really oranges. wow!
Title: Re: Why apples are oranges?
Post by: rong on June 08, 2018, 03:03:56 AM
how come orange juice is yellow?
Title: Re: Why apples are oranges?
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 08, 2018, 05:30:20 AM
I see the bad DMT is back on the street.
Title: Re: Why apples are oranges?
Post by: LMNO on June 08, 2018, 12:51:10 PM
Quote from: thatsmyapple on June 08, 2018, 01:03:36 AM
If you look closely, apples are really oranges. wow!

I dunno.  I mean, I'm pretty sure I could eat more apples than oranges.
Title: Re: Why apples are oranges?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on June 08, 2018, 01:30:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 08, 2018, 12:51:10 PM
Quote from: thatsmyapple on June 08, 2018, 01:03:36 AM
If you look closely, apples are really oranges. wow!

I dunno.  I mean, I'm pretty sure I could eat more apples than oranges.

FACT
Title: Re: Why apples are oranges?
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 08, 2018, 03:06:15 PM
It's not a proper apple eating contest unless you're eating the seeds.
Title: Re: Why apples are oranges?
Post by: LMNO on June 08, 2018, 03:10:18 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 08, 2018, 03:06:15 PM
It's not a proper apple eating contest unless you're eating the seeds.

I immediately retract my statement.
Title: Re: Why apples are oranges?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on June 08, 2018, 04:28:55 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 08, 2018, 03:06:15 PM
It's not a proper apple eating contest unless you're eating the seeds.

I assume you mean the whole core too. Everything but the stem? We may have a new format of competition here!  :eek:
Title: Re: Why apples are oranges?
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 08, 2018, 05:39:48 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on June 08, 2018, 04:28:55 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 08, 2018, 03:06:15 PM
It's not a proper apple eating contest unless you're eating the seeds.

I assume you mean the whole core too. Everything but the stem? We may have a new format of competition here!  :eek:

This is the point where I remind you that apple seeds contain small amounts of cyanide, and eating lots of them will absolutely kill you.
Title: Re: Why apples are oranges?
Post by: Cramulus on June 08, 2018, 05:57:03 PM
Quote from: thatsmyapple on June 08, 2018, 01:03:36 AM
If you look closely, apples are really oranges. wow!

you've got it backwards, obviously everything is apples
Title: Re: Why apples are oranges?
Post by: LMNO on June 08, 2018, 07:42:08 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on June 08, 2018, 05:57:03 PM
Quote from: thatsmyapple on June 08, 2018, 01:03:36 AM
If you look closely, apples are really oranges. wow!

you've got it backwards, obviously everything is apples

newsfeed.
Title: Re: Why apples are oranges?
Post by: thatsmyapple on June 08, 2018, 10:51:59 PM
QuoteI dunno. I mean, I'm pretty sure (https://recordingreview.com/best-studio-headphones-for-mixing/) I could eat more apples than oranges.

hahah - Hey like someone mentioned, I'm talking seeds too :) - Yes it' definitely time for a contest.
Title: Re: Why apples are oranges?
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 08, 2018, 10:53:24 PM
Quote from: thatsmyapple on June 08, 2018, 10:51:59 PM
QuoteI dunno. I mean, I'm pretty sure (https://revolutioninthecity.com/best-recording-headphones/) I could eat more apples than oranges.

hahah - Hey like someone mentioned, I'm talking seeds too :) - Yes it' definitely time for a contest.

I am hopeful that this happens.  Last time we had a contest, 3 people became ill and one person went to the hospital shitting blood.

I'm Doktor Howl, and I do love it when dumbasses shit blood.
Title: Re: Why apples are oranges?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on June 09, 2018, 04:08:12 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 08, 2018, 05:39:48 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on June 08, 2018, 04:28:55 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 08, 2018, 03:06:15 PM
It's not a proper apple eating contest unless you're eating the seeds.

I assume you mean the whole core too. Everything but the stem? We may have a new format of competition here!  :eek:

This is the point where I remind you that apple seeds contain small amounts of cyanide, and eating lots of them will absolutely kill you.

I didn't know that.
Title: Re: Why apples are oranges?
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 09, 2018, 09:56:25 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on June 09, 2018, 04:08:12 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 08, 2018, 05:39:48 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on June 08, 2018, 04:28:55 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 08, 2018, 03:06:15 PM
It's not a proper apple eating contest unless you're eating the seeds.

I assume you mean the whole core too. Everything but the stem? We may have a new format of competition here!  :eek:

This is the point where I remind you that apple seeds contain small amounts of cyanide, and eating lots of them will absolutely kill you.

I didn't know that.

It is the fabled second half of the joke.
Title: Re: Why apples are oranges?
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 09, 2018, 10:03:23 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 09, 2018, 09:56:25 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on June 09, 2018, 04:08:12 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 08, 2018, 05:39:48 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on June 08, 2018, 04:28:55 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 08, 2018, 03:06:15 PM
It's not a proper apple eating contest unless you're eating the seeds.

I assume you mean the whole core too. Everything but the stem? We may have a new format of competition here!  :eek:

This is the point where I remind you that apple seeds contain small amounts of cyanide, and eating lots of them will absolutely kill you.

I didn't know that.

It is the fabled second half of the joke.


That's our story, anyway,.