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The Truth About The "Octomom"

Started by Cainad (dec.), March 04, 2009, 06:00:45 PM

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Pope Lecherous

The media making all this noise is simply providing her opportunities to cash in, so of course she loves the attention and is probably grateful too.  She may as well do that porn and get the million, it's the most immediate way she'll be able to support her kids.
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Quote from: Ratatosk on March 05, 2009, 05:30:15 PM
Quote from: Rev. Voodoo on March 05, 2009, 05:10:55 PM
thank GOD that the octo-paganini-mom's DNA has been spread throughout the gene pool.

why do smart peopl only have a couple kids and mouth-breathing morons have 14?

Cause smart people know that 12 out of the 14 kids would be likely to have serious psychological issues later in life ;-)

Idiocracy, We're Well On Our Way!

No, there's an out: figure out ways for idjits to die more frequently.  Gross rates don't matter as much as net ones do.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Ratatosk on March 05, 2009, 04:42:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2009, 11:50:04 PM

Real reason:  While you're busy being outraged by Octomom, Congress is making a special delivery to your bunghole.

Too trite.

Also true.  See below.

Quote from: Ratatosk on March 05, 2009, 04:42:14 PM
Congress makes regular deliveries to bungholes across the world... even when there is no Octomom distraction. This Country no longer cares. Half the states no longer mandate Government in schools (So sayeth Ruth Bater Ginsburg). Only 25% of Americans can NAME the three branches of government. AND THAT was before Octomom. Octomom is not distracting America from the bunghole rape.  Octomom just gives them someplace to go while they're squealing like a piggy.

So what?  Go back and look at the legislation that passed during the Teri Schiavo bullshit.  Or the Lacey Pederson crap.  Or Octomom.

Congress isn't concerned about the 75% that thinks they have an elected king.  They don't HAVE to get them, because they've been HAD ALL ALONG.  They're interested in the next 10% up the food chain...the ones who know they should be mad, but can't decide what to be mad ABOUT, because they're kept too busy and too off balance to catch their breath long enough to puzzle it all out.  So they're given something EASY to be mad about, and they throw their tantrums and then go back to their cubes for the rest of their fucking lives.

So forgive me for being a little amused that you're too upset about stupid people.  And why am I amused?  Because you're buried up to your arse in them, and you're busy screeching about/to them about their stupidity, which they can't help and wouldn't do anything about if they could.  Be fucking mad at the sun for rising, for Chrissakes.  And meanwhile, the top 2% will continue pissing down your neck and telling you it's raining.

But at least you aren't stupid, like Octomom and Paris Hilton and all the other things used to keep you pissed off at the wrong shit.

Right?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: yhnmzw on March 06, 2009, 03:14:33 AM
No, there's an out: figure out ways for idjits to die more frequently.  Gross rates don't matter as much as net ones do.

We've spent 10,000 years working on ways to keep that from happening.

So much for the Sapiens part.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Ratatosk on March 05, 2009, 05:05:11 PM

I bet she wouldn't be enjoying it nearly as much if it were the 'stocks and cabbage' circuit rather than the Dr. Phil and Good Morning America Circuit ;-)

And this would help what?  Or appeal to whom?

Oh, yeah.  It would let you have your little moment of self-righteous, Limbaugh-esque fapping, and it would keep the yahoos hooting loud enough that I'd NEVER get any fucking sleep.

But by all means...let's return to the 16th and 17th century, because we all know what a great fucking time that was to live in.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 06, 2009, 03:36:00 AM
Quote from: yhnmzw on March 06, 2009, 03:14:33 AM
No, there's an out: figure out ways for idjits to die more frequently.  Gross rates don't matter as much as net ones do.

We've spent 10,000 years working on ways to keep that from happening.

So much for the Sapiens part.

MSPaint time.

FIRST APPROXIMATION

Torodung

Quote from: Cainad on March 04, 2009, 06:00:45 PM
Just like Terri Schiavo, the Octomom story is a media circus. It's nothing more or less than a cash cow for the TV and newspapers, and frankly it's (yet another) wretched disgrace to journalism.

Why do they do it? Why do they keep sending people out to dredge up every last damn detail about this woman's life and her fourteen children?

Because it's a "human interest" story, where in this case the humans are interested in flinging their shit, er, excuse, me, opinions (we aren't monkeys, of course!) at a pointless and insignificant spectacle because everyone is too chickenshit to fling their opinions at the people around them, or at the issues that actually matter. I'd bet my left testicle that 99% of the people who gleefully share their "strong opinions" about Nadya Suleman wouldn't make so much as a peep if they lived next door to her.

The media has put this woman on a stage, under the limelight, with a nice big sign that says "JUDGE THIS" because we humans absolutely love to pass shit, um, pardon me, judgment on other people, but most of us are too damn cowardly to do it to the people near us, or too lazy to do it to the issues that might actually influence their own lives.

And NOW look what you made me do; now I'm flinging shit right along with everybody else. Bob fucking damn it.
:mittens:

Excellent sense of irony and perspective. And that woman is such a
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Torodung

Quote from: yhnmzw on March 06, 2009, 05:57:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 06, 2009, 03:36:00 AM
Quote from: yhnmzw on March 06, 2009, 03:14:33 AM
No, there's an out: figure out ways for idjits to die more frequently.  Gross rates don't matter as much as net ones do.

We've spent 10,000 years working on ways to keep that from happening.

So much for the Sapiens part.

MSPaint time.

FIRST APPROXIMATION


Disruption? Is that disruption I see? Who us? NEVER!
The only choice you're given is how best to burn
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Quote from: Torodung on March 06, 2009, 06:18:25 PM
Disruption? Is that disruption I see? Who us? NEVER!

Please kindly get out of this thread.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Pope Lecherous on March 05, 2009, 11:47:35 PM
The media making all this noise is simply providing her opportunities to cash in, so of course she loves the attention and is probably grateful too.  She may as well do that porn and get the million, it's the most immediate way she'll be able to support her kids.

talk about throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Dirtytime on March 07, 2009, 05:17:56 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on March 05, 2009, 11:47:35 PM
The media making all this noise is simply providing her opportunities to cash in, so of course she loves the attention and is probably grateful too.  She may as well do that porn and get the million, it's the most immediate way she'll be able to support her kids.

talk about throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

That's EXACTLY why the online porn awards have a prize for "the worst use of a prosthetic penis".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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Quote from: Dirtytime on March 07, 2009, 05:17:56 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on March 05, 2009, 11:47:35 PM
The media making all this noise is simply providing her opportunities to cash in, so of course she loves the attention and is probably grateful too.  She may as well do that porn and get the million, it's the most immediate way she'll be able to support her kids.

talk about throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Actually, I think all of her babies were delivered via C-section. She's probably tighter than I am.

(Although, to be srsly srs, vaginal tightness has more to do with muscular condition than number of kids birthed.)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Pope Lecherous

Quote from: Nigel on March 07, 2009, 07:52:45 PM
Actually, I think all of her babies were delivered via C-section. She's probably tighter than I am.

(Although, to be srsly srs, vaginal tightness has more to do with muscular condition than number of kids birthed.)

The only objection she seemed to have was that she still hadn't lost her pregnancy fat.  Would you pay $19.95 for a stupid cause?
--- War to the knife, knife to the hilt.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Pope Lecherous on March 08, 2009, 12:02:55 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 07, 2009, 07:52:45 PM
Actually, I think all of her babies were delivered via C-section. She's probably tighter than I am.

(Although, to be srsly srs, vaginal tightness has more to do with muscular condition than number of kids birthed.)

The only objection she seemed to have was that she still hadn't lost her pregnancy fat.  Would you pay $19.95 for a stupid cause?

I just paid $2 trillion for a raft of stupid causes.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.