The object of this game is to create a dialogue using only questions. So, if the previous post was "What happened to your car?", don't say "It crashed", but instead use something like "Didn't you see the crash?". I'll start:
What's that on the roof?
wasn't it there yesterday?
What are you implying?
What have you got to hide?
Are you accusing him of something?
what does he have to hide if he's done nothing wrong?
what does he have to hide if he's done nothing wrong?
whats with the double post?
What have you got against Xerox posts?
(((BTW I have no F'ing idea, it's happened to me twice today...)))
~Xerox Trollax~
~Xerox Trollax~
Why does the posting program keep messing up?
why do you think that a free "bump" is an inconvenience?
Who wouldn't want a second head?
Wouldn't that get confusing?
wouldn't headaches be twice as painful?
wouldent it couse confusion?
What's the sudden fascination with the word "wouldn't"?
Why not?
Doesn't it bug you?
why would it?
Haven't you been listening?
I don't know, but has anyone seen Raul?
Who's Raul?
Is he the guy with the stuffed Iguana?
The Commander
DIA
What stuffed Iguana?
He is the guy that played top in the play, right?
You mean the right play or the left play?
arnt they the same?
Isn't the left play supposed to be more greenish?
Wasn't Raul that dirty spaniard who claimed to be God?
Didn't God die?
What is God?
Why should I care?
Isn't God that crazy lady over there?
The one smashing bottles?
The one wearing a female superhero costume?
Is she one of the prettiest ones?
If she is, what do we do to her now that we've found her?
Should flan be involved?
Does it make you think better when you eat it?
Does thinking better actually help anything?
Do you mean to say they're taking what we thought we think and make us think we thought our thoughts we've been thinking our thoughts we think we thought?
Whaaaa?
Isn't it the third Tiki-Fish from the left-north?
Is left-north a real direction?
Do you know?
What are you all babbling about?
What do you THINK we're all babbling about?
Why do you assume I'm the thinking kind of person?
Aren't you?
Why shouldn't I be?
because
Doesn't that post make you the L.O.S.E.R. technically speaking?
Why?
Could it be Official forgot the purpose of this tread?
Might his attention have wavered at a critical moment?
Did a ninja steal all his question marks????
On the other hand, who really cares?
Who tould you I did?
Who wants a Blue Carrot?
what kind of question is that?
Why are you suddenly so inquisitive??
why do you care?
what diferance dose that make?
Ever heard of a spell checker?
why are you being picky?
I created this board, didn't I?
how do you know?
*reads Hotsuma's sig* What the bloody ream is wrong with LUE?
WHY WOULD I KNOW?!
*sniff* Why are you yelling at me? :(
do you not like my spelling job?
Does it really matter in the long run?
do you think so?
I don't know, why should i?
should you?
Who's asking the questions here??
Aren't we all?
Didn't Official make a boo-boo a couple pages ago?
why can't you check and see for yourself?
Pfft - you think I have the attention span for that? :roll:
what were you saying?
Was there supposed to be a point to all this?
Do you mean a point or a punchline?
whats the differance?
Isn't each post it's own punchline?
What are you hinting at???
Can't you tell?
Am I wrong?
About what?
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What did he just say?
No, seriously, what the hell did he just say?
Quote from: PenumbralDon't you know?
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Can't you just use normal letters?
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(what is normal?)
How can you not know what normal is?
Come on, who doesn't agree with me on that one?
Why wouldn't anyone agree with you?
Quote from: SMFabalWhy wouldn't anyone agree with you?
Can i quote you on that?
Quote from: SlartibartfastQuote from: SMFabalWhy wouldn't anyone agree with you?
Can i quote you on that?
And if not, why can't i???
Quote from: SlartibartfastQuote from: SMFabalWhy wouldn't anyone agree with you?
Can i quote you on that?
If not, what legal action would/should/could you take if i did anyway??
Are you people even listening to me?????
Oops... Were we supposed to?
Is this gonna be on the finals?
Shouldn't we be studying?
Who would do that?
Wouldn't that be the students?
And are they edible???
(sorry Slartibartfast, I couldn't resist... :twisted: )
Could you pass the salt, please?
Isn't that bad for your blood pressure?
do you think your funny?
Don't you think I'm funny?
Should I post more than one question at a time?
Who's gonna stop you?
Am I supposed to?
Do you have security clearance?
ummmm should I?
Cxu sxi estas unu el la plej belaj?
Whaaaaaa?
What language was that?
Was it the language of that nameless demon of insanity from beyond the stars, that tastes good with jelly (if you can't beat 'em, join 'em)
Are you trying to suggest something?
What if I am?
Are you threatening me?
Are you feeling threatened?
by who?
who is who here?
Aren't you you?
who said you said you where you, who?
why just do it?
becuase NIKE told me to???
is that a good enough reason?
not for people who don't want to contribute to the downfall of society becuase of big corporate companies like nike, right???
Are you sure you didn't mean Nike, the winged goddess of victory?
Wasn't Nike the Chinese goddess of cheap child labor?
are you acusing me?
Of what?
a little paranoid are we?
why not be?
did you just say that?
Is anyone else completely lost?
Are you talking to me?
Who else would I be talking to?
Why do you think I'm in a position to know such a thing?
Well, what position are you in?
Maybe I should ask you that question?
isn't aloc spelled backwards cola?
And have you noticed that Evian backwards is Naive?
Is that an FNORD?
Or am I just too tired to make ant sense right now?
Fnord spelled backwards is DNORF!
Did anyone notice that wasn't a sentence??
Are you really sure that there are such things as "a sentence"?
Shut up!
You heard me!
No you didnt?
Yes you did!
Is that a rethorical ...question-without-the-questionmark-and-question?
What do you think?
Dont you think im to young to think things like that?
what sort of things?
How many things can you fit in a bag of cheescloth?
has somebody done research on that yet?
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Dont I own all the cheese thow?
Can I borrow some?
Are you trying to take my cheese?
Who says it's all yours?
do you dispute the words of the almighty monk!?
Ooh ooh ooh, where is he?! Will he autograph my colon?!
Why dont you ask him?
Doesn't he only speak Klingon?
Dosent the monk?
What? Weren't we talking about the chipmunk?
did you think I was?
How was I supposed to tell the difference?
did you ever try lisening?
How can I Listen when im holdiong my hands against my ears?
are you just plain stupid?
i didn't catch that, could you repeat yourself??
would you like me to?
was that you repeating yourself, or was that you asking whether you wanted me to repeat you?
well would you?
is it just me, or did you not answer my previous question?
should I?
well, isn't it customary to answer a question someone asks, if you know the answer?
could it have been rethorical?
i didn't say it was, did i?
What was the question?
how could you forget?
Forget what?
Huh?
Is the answer: "The Duke of Canterbury"?
is it for you?
Are those Air Heads for me?
(Side note: Air Heads are REALLY REALLY REALLY good.)
Really?
Oh werent that a long trip?
Who owns that red bike?
Is it blood red or candy apple red?
arnt they the same?
what are you talking about?
are you copying me?
are you copying me?
why would you ask that?
Should any of us know?
Are these the right questions to be asking?
Who knows?
And what would they know anyway?
Yeah, you know?
are you lost too?
Who among us isn't lost?
why do you assume I a lost?
why are you assuming that he assumes you lost something? Or am i just taking you out of context?
I'm sorry, did you say something?
did you hear me?
Is'nt it obvoius?
who wouldent dare, would you?
What makes you think that?
wasent that what you said?
do you REALLY want to know the answer to that?
why do you cap like that?
We're going around in circles, aren't we?
do we seem to be?
Does anyone know where I can find decent whiskey around here?
Can't you find anything for yourself?
Has anyone seen my flask of mead?
Have you checked you pineal gland?
should i?
That isnt much of a question or is it?
Don't you think this is much of an answer? :lol:
Doesn't anyone else realize the answer is Orange Creams and Whiskey?
F*ck the Orange Creams...................can you give me the Whisky?
Don't you know that Orange Creams are vital for preventing improper ejection of the Whiskey?
Have'nt you eaten enough of those high-carb bickies?
Who, me?
Who else, other than your good self...............ate ALL the pies?
Has anyone else tried the Prismatic Creams yet?
Are those high carb or low carb varieties?
Can I lick the plate?
The Commander
DIA
Why?
Why lick the plate when you can pour mustard on it and eat it?
Why eat the plate, when you can pour mustard on it and lick it? :lol:
what about beeblebrooks or what his name is? didnt he have two heads? and handled it?
Is it true that in Germany you have to pay a special tax depending on your religion?
(I read that in a book about German culture; comments, EVT?)
Wassat someone axing about a roof or something?
Why do people keep telling me I'm louche? I'm only 45.
What is 6 by 7?
Didn't you learn that in Shoe-eating 101?
I am the King, why should I eat this shoe? Are shoes to eat? Ever?
At the risk of sounding querulous, why have you brought me here?
If you're the King, how come the message board says you're a Legionaire Disciple? Don't you know that PHP is never wrong?
I am Prince Hamlet, and was meant to be.
Are you an attendant lord? One that will do
to swell a progress, start a scene or two?
Advise the Prince? No doubt an easy tool?
...
Do you wear your trousers rolled, do you dare eat a peach?
Have you heard the mermaids singing, each to each?
...
Have you lingered in the chambers of the sea,
By seagirls wreathed in seaweed, red and brown,
'Til human voices wake you, and you drown?
Does not the King go amongst his people, in the guise of
a humble Legionnaires' Disease, the better to know of their
cogitations & ratiocinations?
A simple yes or no will suffice, or will it?
How come everyone's asking a hundred questions?
Why is the
(There, only half a question)
Are you lost too?
Have you found that f*cking path back to reality? :shock:
What is real? How do you define real?
isn't it electrical pigmen or something?
Don't you recognise a direct quote from the Matrix when you see one?
How do you explain grey to people who only think in black and white?
i recognized the scene from the matrix. the pigmen made me type that.
what pigmen do you know of?
aren't they the ones that live with Geno's muffin
How did Geno get a Muffin? Are muffins of the path?
Have you seen the muffin man?
Yeah...then I ate him. *burp*
No hugh that was the michellin man... why else would he require all that secret sauce to digest?
It's all the same, man. *burp*
are we doing questions or not?
Well I know I am... but what about hugh?
What about me??!...!???..!?!?!?!?????!?
dose anyone care?
Do I care?
should you?
Who knows?
Didn't the michellin man say something about this before you ate him?
Why do you ask?
well, wouldn't it have been a good idea to at least have listened to him first?
But what about my hunger?
Couldn't you just eat the stay-puft marshmellow man instead?
are you the lucky losser I keep hearing about?
Hey, who broke their vow of silence and told you about me?
Don't you know?
N'est-ce pas?
Whaaaaa?
Cxu oni havu hxaoson en si por naskigi dancantan stelon?
Was that post written in Th'rexian?
Does no one here know Esperanto?
is that anything like french?
Don't you know that Esperanto was a failed experiment that can never succeed until the world is united under a single highly repressive governmental umbrella?
(btw, no, no one knows Esperanto. Not only is it a dead language, it was never really born.)
Can I get a what-what?
who would want a what-what?
Quote from: SMFabal
(btw, no, no one knows Esperanto. Not only is it a dead language, it was never really born.)
well, technicly Medeo knows Esoeranto...so somebody
does know it.
If something was never born, then how can it be dead?
Can the dead speak?
Perhaps I should have said "There is no culture that speaks Esperanto"?
isn't that that language that some guy made to try to unify the world or something?
medeo, where'd you learn esperanto? is it easy to learn?
Are there any native speakers of Esperanto?
That depends, are there any native speakers of Klingon?
aren't there whole esperanto-speaking countries?
would I have to re-train my ferret if I started speaking only in esperanto?
Are you the guy that killed my brother?
Why does this rat posion taste funny?
Do you not like it?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
who cares?
wouldn't the guy whos wood the woodchuck is chucking care?
would he?
Why are we bothering about woodchuchks chucking wood anyway... I ate all of them remember?
wait, you sure that wasn't St. Hugh?
No st. hugh's in the boot of your car remember?
what's he doing there?
why not?
Well why not penumbral?
Wait didnt it happen when you changed your avatar to that creepy matrix paridy?
what in the world are you talking about Penumbral?
cant you see?
Didn't you steal my monocle?
what monocle?
Would you like me to King size that for you?
Can I Super Size instead?
Do you want fries with that?
Quote from: MedeoCxu oni havu hxaoson en si por naskigi dancantan stelon?
i thought esperanto didn't use the letter x??
why did the chicken cross the road?
well, what was it's existential motivation?
i dunno, what does existential mean (curse the lack of philosopy classes at my high school)
doesn't it have something to do with the appearance of Sandy the wonder carp?
wasn't sandy actually a robot programmed by walt disney to infiltrate the DIA and the FCC?
Existential: Pertaining to existence...
Why don't they have philosophy at your school?
Have you asked them?
ummm, maybe beucase my high school is in rural pennsylvania (USA), with over a 80% catholic population, and they don't want those kind of heathen thoughts in their school?
or maybe they ran out of room after funding classes like 'music y2k' and 'rock evolution' (as in music, not geology).
Quote from: Slartibartfasti thought esperanto didn't use the letter x??
It doesn't. I couldn't figure out how to put the little circumflex marks over the 'c' and 'h' so I used 'x's instead (a common method on non-Unicode Esperanto websites). Soooo..... Cxu should actually look like: ĉu.
Nun vi scias.
Oh yeah, we're playing Questions Only, aren't we.....
...
What were we talking about again?
How often does Medeo do that?
Who cares?
Can't I ask about something that nobody (including myself) cares about?
should we care if you do?
Well, what's your question?
Does he have to answer?
Ninji Desu Ka
(tras: Is this a banana?)
Fro tu oui haat y pyhyhhy?
(trans: why do you need a bananna)
Quote from: AnonymousFro tu oui haat y pyhyhhy?
(trans: why do you need a bananna)
Bet'cha can't guess who that was...(stinkin' login)
Porque mi tocodiscos es descompuesto, no?
why dose this thead look diffent?
Have you seen my plague-bearing vorpal desk?
(Did I lose it?)
Donde esta el tia del Maria?
Por que no tienes nigun papel del bano?
Why ask?
Why ask Why?
Why not?
Is there an echo in here?
An echo in here?
an echo in here?
how did you do that?
Did you do that?
do you think I did?
Do you really want me to tell you?
What is going on in here? and what's with all this FX equipment?
will you stop danceing?
Will you stop playing that funky music white boy?
Wait, how can he be a funky white boy we we are all still sittinging around wanting the funk?
you want the funk?
could I handle the funk?
When will there be change?
Do you mean change as in small coins?
pennies or nickels?
dont you want both?
paper or plastic?
Aren't those plastic coins really subway tokens?
so?
So what use are subway tokens in Florida?
arn tthey cool though?
what in the world would make a subway token cool?
if they were made out of pure gold, or they gave you a free buffalo. who doesn't think that'd be cool?
Does anyone really want to answer that?
wouldn't i, were i not the one who first asked the question??
you dont think it would be better to leave that one alone?
somehow you think I don't know, why is that?
Are you suggesting I have an interest in what you might or might not know?
what are you insinuating?
charles, charles. why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers?
What wrong, Xavier? Can't you read my mind?
would i want to, eric?
Don't you want to know what Mystic can do behind closed doors?
Can you imagine what she could do for live action Hentai?
:twisted:
:twisted: ?
do a web search for Hentai and you'll see what he's talking about.
Don't you think he was pointing out that you broke the rules of the thread?
Have you ever panicked and forgot your towel?
YES!
Have you?
Hasn't everyone at least once or twice?
Who hasn't?
Who wouldn't?
Would you want to get high with a talking towel?
or would you prefer a talking television?
Would I prefer a what?
Why a talking appliance... how about a talking cat? Do you think that would finally settle the issue as to whether or not they're evil?
Doesn't that depend on your definition of evil?
Wouldn't you like to know?
Wouldn't I like to know *what*?
What's that got to do with the price of tea in China?
10111010001010 10001011110101001000011110 1010010100011110100101001 100101001 101 11 101?
1983E2FA2BED?
That's right... I'm getting HEXADECIMAL on your arse... :twisted:
Is there no mercy for the mathematically impaired?
Is the quality of mercy not strained?
Do the mathmetically challeged even deserve mercy?
(don't look at me that way, I'm just asking)
Wouldn't the answer to that depend on who you asked?
How much chuck could a woodchuck wood if a woodchuck could wood chuck?
Would you just leave those poor woodchucks alone?
Have you ever eaten fried woodchuck?
Is it good?
Do you really have to ask?
Should we sit down and think this one out?
Now you ask me to sit???
Would you prefer to remain standing?
Do I have a choice?
Don't you know by now that there is always a choice?
Whatever happened to memory sticks and all that jazz?
dident you hear?
hear what?
Say again?
What could possibly be so important to say or hear that was not already said?
that cthulhu was a shrimp?
Did you know that finding a tub of cookie dough in your fridge may or may not be as fun as you would imagine it to be? :oops:
*eat*
And did you also know that his eyes move independently of one another???
would you like me to steal your dog?
My dog?
who are you talking to?
Wasn't he talking to the dog?
isn't penumbral just a puppet anyway?
Just who's pullin' the strings 'round here anyways?
what strings?
are you making fun of my new avatar?
Do you have nasty habits?
what kind?
Maybe there isnt any kind? :O
Maybe we should get back on topic?
What was the topic anyways?
I dunno, Didn't you start it?
How did we manage to finish 28 pages without knowing the topic?
Dose it really matter.
Can you beleve that it's up to 30 pages now?
In thirty pages, has anyone learned anything new?
Oh, shit, were we supposed to be learning something?
Is that really the point of this activity?
Breaking the Guidelines!
Wherever and Whenever!
No Question is Here!
WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!1
is there really any breakable guidelines?
when will it stop?
why would we want it to?
would you want it too?
is wanting to bad?
shouldn't it be "too"?
would i have spelt it wrong if i knew?
(well, ok so ya shh)
Dookie?
And?
What fucked who when where?
Werent you listening?
Were you?
Was I suppose to be?
What this I hear about fucking?
when an I fucking now?
When do you want to?
Who didn't invite me to this orgy?
Who said you needed an invite?
Well how cdan I find out about it if nobody tells me?
How can you not hear the cries of ecstasy?
Great Pan over a fire!
I like cheese?
Wait, this orgy involves cheese?
Doesn't every orgy involved cheese?
I thought that most orgies involved Pam...
Yeah, that too. And peanut butter, chocolate, whipped cream, a little rope, odds and ends of leather, hundreds of AA batteries ... is that wierd?
I dunno? What is weird, how do you define weird?
how do you define real?
Can I take a rainbow pill instead?
do trolly count?
How does one define fuck?
Could you define "define"?
Could you define "is"?
Can you define "how"?
I miss Clinton :cry:
Is Clinton running for Governor of Kallifornia?
why do you want me to tell you that?
I dont think you want to know...
Hey thats not a question!
Isnt it?
*spooky eyes*
Quote from: Tyalliewhy do you want me to tell you that?
Who said he did? Couldn't it have been a rhetorical question?
Who can really say? Eris isn't commenting.
Would you, could you, should you hear it if she did?
am i hearing impaired?
Do you like green eggs and ham?
are you sam i am?
will you eat green eggs and ham?
Will you eat them with a chao? Will you eat them here and now?
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
What is the sound a cow makes?
(Isn't this Jeapordy?)
Cows go 'glurp, slurp, craglrup'
when did this thread turn into Dr. Seuse time?
follow the thread~ Eris ~ goddess~pwerful~woman~pussy~control ~put that cat in a hat~
By Dr Suess letting tha Cat go crazy in the minds of children, plz its all Eris.
:shock:
Besides after all the jello ive consumed.. cat in the hat is all ican remember.
Well that and other non-fiction books I've read.
Well, this tread is supposed to be questions only, but in light of the "favors" youve been doing for everyone, I think we can forgive you, can't we guys?
what is the meaning of life?
Didn't you get the pamphlet when life started?
Wasn't that me not being logged in?
When was that?
when will life end?
Do you mean your life, or all life?
what ever happend to saterday night?
Was that the night we got the three gallons of rum and the 12 midget strippers?
Or was it the three midget snipersand the 12 gallons of rum?
What ever happened to those midgets, anyways?
dident we run out of rum?
Do I get a prize for having the 500th reply?
What do you want, a medal?
I want cheese?
Wait was that realy a question?
It has a question mark, doesn't it?
are you sure about that?
Is it just me, or does that question mark look more like a midget pretending to be a question mark?
you making fun of a pirates question mark matey?!
*shoots Rev for dissing his quention mark*
Is this bullet wound supposed to itch so much?
who wants to have sex with me?
Can I speak for your right hand on that one?
can I refrain from answearing that?
do you honestly think I would let you get away with that?
I think that I think have wondered what to be spell for a question mark to confuse you out of pointing out that I am pointing out tha I am avoiding your question???
umm.... was that post about cheese or sex?
mmmmmm... sex cheese.
what? this is suppose to be a question?
What about his *left* hand?
Isn't his left hand the one that's the cheap slut?
...Erm uuh what is the best way to change the suject?
what subject?
Is this the local deli? or is it a delhi?
this is not a question...but because of my new found omnipotentcy I am turning it into a question, thus no rules have been broken.
Quote from: Omnipotent Hotsumathis is not a question...but because of my new found omnipotentcy I am turning it into a question, thus no rules have been broken.
You too huh?
yes, but I have 6% more Omni and .761% more Potent.
you too huh?
Are you laz...?
I was omnipotent once, or was that impotent?
Should we change the name oof our GSA (Gay Strait Alliance) to somthing less "in you face" beacuse our advisor has almost lost her job and the club has been called (in a letter to the town Like mailed to each person seprily) A nazi groop and related to the Commie clubs???
Wait I acctully want that answard.
what is the name of your GSA?
What exactly does your GSA do?
Why should it matter what some nut thinks?
Who really cares that much about a name?
Are you sure it's not the purpose of the CSA the person is opposed to?
Support gay rights.
All the rednecks with gunsin my town, and the ones without.
" " And acctully some "tolerent" people would join the club if it dident have the word "gay" in it.
What was that? re word it please.
???
Quote from: PenumbralWhat was that? re word it please.
Are you sure that the people who are lobbying against the GSA would stop lobbying against it if you called it (random example) "Society for Homosexual Equality?" Or are they simply opposed to the fact that some men like riding the sausage (rather than what you call it)? The distinction makes a big difference in how to approach them.
EXAMPLE: the KKK - they hated Niggers. Now they hate African-Americans. The name makes no difference.
Penumbral, is there any topic you can't hijack?
Rev. Thwack: No
As for what we would b calling it it would be more like "Human Alliance for Diversity" So it wouldent be the "in your face gay" Althow I think we should be, but like I said poples jobs are a stake.
How 'bout God-Fearing Heterosexuals for the Cause of Sodom? It's got a good Christian tone, with a progressive cause. (Yes, I know it wouldn't fly, but I like it.)
does your brain hurt?
I dunno, does yours?
Yesss. My brain always hurts.
I dunno. The GSA here does really good work, but there was a lot of resistance at first. Maybe you should compromise and change the name - but only for now. Just go under deep cover like the Duchess does.
deep under the covers?
who doesn't like to go deep under cover(s)?
hehe whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
can I get a what-what?
where the fuck did he go?
What also burns apart from witches?
Ummm ... Wood?
More witches?
Don't you smell the toast burning?
why would i tell you if i did?
Can I get it in red?
do you want a mentos?
does my breath smell? burp
Is that what that is?
What else could it be?
cat vomit?
Is this just a usless post to get my name on the side of every thread???
doesn't everything cause confusion if you think about it too long?
And who says we can only talk in questions anyway?
Who says we only talk in questions?
Why don't we try talking in inquisitions, prepositions and presumptions for a while?
Why not?
But how would that make you feel, Bella?
Why do you assume I would have feelings about it, Thwak?
So, are you saying that you regularly don't have feelings about such topics?
Why does it matter?
Did I ever say that anything matters?
why would you be asking if it didnt matter?
do you like passing the time?
How fast must one drive to pass time?
say again?
How quickly does time pass?
Isn't time relative?
Aren't you smart?
is it not plain to see?
Does my new avatar hurt your eyes a bit less, Penumbral? :wink:
Can't you see that I'm not Penumbral?
whats with all the questions?
Questions? What questions?
How should I know?
??Que? ??La vaca no est¬? aqu?å?
arn't you supposed to be enlightened
Would you like enlightened or decaf?
Does the enlightened come with whipped cream?
does that include dustings of deity
I hope so, don't you?
the question is do you?
Why are you so curious about my desires?
the question is do you?
am i happy, ummm
if i put a ?at the end of everything does that automatically make it a question, or are there certain paths to an honest question?
what would happen if i wrote something that wasn't a question?
would men in black suits come and shoot me?
will i ever know what you look like?
bitten apple?
Dose this question ruin anything?
have I not?
I don't think so, do you?
would I ask if I knew?
has anyone seen a shifty looking ninja?
Yes, how much will you pay us not to tell him where you are?
how much do you want it is only silly english pounds?
what kind of pie? how about a game where we have to find an etymological root of a given word?
why don't you find the root of love i think you'll be pleasantly surprised?
do you want dustings of deity with that?
Isn't the root of love some little known word that dates back to the start of man and is best translated as "stick the 'ol dirty dick in her shit box then leave"?
did you, where is that ninja then?deity dustings are rather good are they not?
what are you a rev. of and how do you know so much about dirt bo... oh you are a rev. arnt you . are you the rev of dirt boxes
What can I say... I try. Of course, I still can't figure out how I manage to not fail at times.
Maybe it's because of your disdain for spell check?
Did I tell you what happened yesterday?
No, but why don't you?
Let me put it this way.... How would you like it if your spellcheck ran off with your girlfriend and then started e-mail you photos of them having hot, nasty sex?
Wow! You were correct not to trust spell check, weren't you?
Can you ever truly trust a inanimate object that has been granted a voice and personality thru your mental instability?
Why in the world do we even create such monstrosities in the first place?
I don't know, but do you think my bass amp would?
Couldn't hurt to ask him/it/whatever, could it?
didn't I tell you what my bass amp did to my mailman?
42 freakin pages long!!! why is it that Im not gonna go back and read every single post in this thread?
Could it be that you're neither obessessed nor insanely bored?
is it possible that he just lacks drivel drive?
I wonder if it comes naturally to him, or if he takes anti-drivel drive serum?
they still make anti-drivel drive serum?
no.... didnt you save some from back in the 1960's before they took it off the market for being dangerous?
Now why in the fuck can't my foresight warn me about these things before shit like this happens and my ass is left completly out of serum? :evil:
they also used to make anti dribble-drool serum.... but APPARENTLY you didnt get any of that either did you?
Thwak Dearest? What did your bass amp do to your mailman?
Do you have a strong stomache?
Of course......did you forget that I'm reconstructed from the flesh of dead?
well then, can you imagine what a radioactive opossum would look like after about 20 minutes of being beaten with a crowbar, then mixed into a 5lb vat of tuna?
Well, no point in my asking if there were any bits left over that I could use for spare parts, is there now?
Are you needing nameless mush?
Why? You didn't keep the nameless mush did you? :shock:
Just what do you think is sitting in the tupperwear container in my fridge?
OMG - you go to tupperware parties?!?!?
Can you tell me a better place to pick up boored housewives?
Bored.......or boring?
you can find things boring?
Haven't I told you about the curse on my family?
is that the curse of the eight squirrels?a horrible curse i believe
How did you know which curse it was? Are you psychic?
of course didnt you know? your wearing ear muffs arnt you?
Aha...time to play "test the psychic"......what color are the ear muffs?
surely they are pink with little bits of squirrel are they not?
And.....what else?
why do you find it necessary to wear ear muffs? or have you already answered that question?
What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
Hah, what wouldn't he do?
What the fuck is a Klondike Bar?
(sorry, out of sequence but I had to) :D
Close your eyes.......now, can you picture a square of delicious vanilla icecream that has been dipped in milk chocolate?
What wouldn't Jesus do for one of those. indeed?
did i just explode?
No, but it does sound delicious, doesn't it? :wink:
what about margarita ice cream and liquid darkness chocolate ummm?
They make margarita icecream?
And they mix it with liquid darkness chocolate?
Why don't we make an "answers only" thread (or is there already one)?
Why not, indeed?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
Isn't God on acid already?
Didn't she create acid?
I thought the government created acid, am I mistaken?
They did......but who do you think gave them the idea?
I did, but who gave ME the idea?!
Have you consulted the voices in your head?
they stopped talking to me after the rebellion...oh eait thats not a question...crap...uh...um...can you insert the hockey stick where the alligator has been?
Quote from: HotsumaHotsuma: your resident evil paranoid omnipotent irish pirate ninja heresy examiner virgo zodiac brave orbital frame pilot.
Hotsuma... What I want to know is... are you
the resident evil paranoid omnipotent irish pirate ninja heresy examiner virgo zodiac brave orbital frame pilot?
Or are you just from resident evil?
whats with you quoting my sig all of a sudden?
(and I am the ONLY evil paranoid omnipotent irish pirate ninja heresy examiner virgo zodiac brave orbiral fram pilot...and I'm thus I the resident one...see it all makes sense...sorta...)
Does anyone else besides me find it interesting that when you
spell the word remember backwards you find the word meme?
Is there such a thing as a Cthulhu Goth subculture ('...hung with jewelry like a Shubb-Niggurat priest...')?
One can only hope so, can't one?
QuoteNothing really matters much, it's doom alone that counts.
Why am I acting like Trollax all of a sudden?
<Trollaxian Hotsuma>
uhhh....You've been hanging out with him too much?
why do I not think thats the awnser?
What do you think the answer is?
how should I know?
What makes you think I know?
Where exactly do you put the chickens?
Zombies keep vultures...didn't you know?
I'm not a zombie, I'm a paranoid omnipotent irish pirate ninja heresy examiner aeres zodiac brave orbital frame pilot...how should I know that?
Don't paranoid omnipotent irish pirate ninja heresy examiner aeres zodiac brave orbital frame pilots know everything?
Aren't you that clone that got away Hotsuma? I do have several dopplegangers.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Does everyone know the answers is 99,999?
(seriously, it was in Boy's Life Magazine back in '88. Some kid counted 10 tootie pops and got an average of 99,999. And you thought you had no life :mrgreen: ps sorry if that was anyone here :P )
wasnt that me?
How did you keep from losing count?
dont you own an abacus?
Whatever happend to that thing?
Is it under the sofa?
Why is there a sofa in the fild?
Shoot.....did I leave the sofa in the field again?
Can we get naked on the sofa?
What is the speed of dark?
isn't it the opposite of the speed of light?
How swift is the vengence of a ninja pirate?
whose asking?!
what?
Uhh....me, didn't you know I'm a fan of pirate bodyguards?
red?
What is the opposite of 186,000?
Surely it's not 12?
You're kidding, right?
Who, me?
Who else?
Why would Riff be kidding?
Why do pirates say "Arghhh!" and drink rum?
Don't you know thats our JOB?!
How can I get a job like that?
didn't you know it's easy?
Will I need a sword and a parrot?
Why do hot dogs come in packages of eight,
while hot dog buns come in packages of ten?
isnt that a reference to spunkproof monk?
Is a spunkproof monk anything like a bulletproof monk?
How did you even think such a question up?
why do we breath?
What would happen if we didn't?
well, maybe we could get free beer if we did?
You aren't holding your breath and waiting for free beer, are you?
why must tequila cost money?
To torture St Hugh??
why not torture the Devil Squirrel instead?
Don't you mean "torchur"?
Hostes alienigeni me abduxerunt. Qui annus est?
Estne annus 3169?
Et qualis color est petasus Marii?
What?
Kio?
Aye?
Et cette fille-la, avec la pomme d'or, comment s'appelle-t-elle?
Eris and the Apple of Discord?
the grass is green except in kentucky.
what about the hanging gardens of babylon?
You've seen them, haven't you?
why do you ask?(paranoid looks round sweaty, shifty eyes, rumblings from the ground, doors this is the end in the background)
Why the paranoia?
whos paranoid?im not paranoid am i
The question is, are you paranoid.....or are they really out to get you?
whos they, you are just trying to scare me arnt you?
Why would I want to scare you?
i dont know, you are an evil zombie arnt you.
Yes...so the question becomes: Why wouldn't I want to scare you?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThe question is, are you paranoid.....or are they really out to get you?
THEY!!!*pulls out his shotgun and blasts away a Bella*
Silly Pirate.......don't you know I already have a pocket full of spare parts with which to repair myself?
why do hangovers hurt soooo much?
Why do you drink so much?
How much is too much?
Who knows?
Does anyone know?
Who knows?
Who knew we could keep this game going for so long?
Who indeed?
Or what?
Was it a boy scout, in deed?
I deed and in word?
In the beginning of what was which word?
Which witch is which?
Don't get hexed?
Who was Crowley again?
I am never forget the day I am given first original paper to write.
It was anylytical algebraic topology of locally Euclidian parameterization of infinitely differential Riemannian manifold... Bozhe Moi, this I know from nothing!
What I'm going to do?
Was he that guy hu morphed into infinite tarot cards?
Or did the cards morph into him?
Who, Tom Lehrer?
Or peter carroll?
Did he cheat on Fu Manchu?
Or did he dump on Fernando Poo?
Will you die for Fernando Poo? (It had to be asked!)
Should I know?
True or false - no man is an island?
Quote from: EvilPoetTrue or false - no man is an island?
But if we tie several of their corpses together, would they make a decent raft?
I don't know ... will a raft made of corpses still float if you sit on it?
Yes....didn't think I knew the answer, did you?
You are a zombie so it would surprise me if you
didn't know the answer. Don't all zombies know
of such things? :wink:
Yes we do.....do poets also know?
I'm not sure if poets know. I would guess that some might, some might
not and some might not care to know at all. I didn't know - that is why
I asked. Know what I mean?
Yes....I wonder if the others will?
More importantly, who among us is not a zombie, poet, or corpse?
Or a cockroach?
Or a demon or a pirate?
Or a Riff?
Of course a Riff....what was I thinking?
Were you thinking about corpses again?
Hmm, where does this leave me? Do I look undead? Anyone want to donate their brain so I can find out for sure?
Does the flap of a butterfly??s wings in Brazil set off a tornado in Texas?
Only over the Dallas/Fort Worth area - or is it Fort Worth/ Dallas?
are ants dangerous?
yes......you don't have any in your pants, do you?
im not sure would you like to check them and if so flamethrow them?
Isn't having flames thrown at you bad for your health?
I'm looking for the man in the peanut, has anyone seen him?
I thought I saw him, but that wasn't really him, was it?
how'd this elephant get in my pajamas!!!!?
who put this elephant in my pajamas?!!!
OMG, are they on to me?
how could they not be?
Shall we shag now or shag later, Bella?
You've been watching Austin Powers again, haven't you?
Why do psychics have to ask your name?
To see if you will tell the truth?
dont psychicks always tell the truth?
I dunno... psychics are supposed to have psychic powers,
right? Why don't they know that kind of stuff beforehand?
Why do they have to ask?
why then do they always advertise to psychics about psychic conventions surely they would know, wouldnt they?
If a tree falls in a forest but it doesn't truly make a sound, can a habitual liar hear it?
And if so, does the universe implode?
When did it happen?
Don't you read the newspaper?
(I don't...)
What is that?
doesn't it look just like your spleen?
are spleens forest coloured?
Does anyone else think that spleen is an extraordinarily ugly word?
Which is worse, Dante's Inferno or the eternal struggle of Sisyphus?
if the matrix sucked so much, and i knew it sucked, why then did i still go see it?(this applies to any one and all of the movies)
What are movies?
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE?! GET OUT OF MY COMPUTER OR I'LL CALL THE COPS!
What are people? What are cops? And what is a computer?
Do you know what a dictionary is?
Do you know what a lobotomy is?
The Commander knows right?
Is there anything El Commanderisimo doesn't know?
Not any more, Pirate Dear.
Each new lobotomy wipes out all memory of previous lobotomies.
Edit: Talk about synchronicity......Medeo and I posted at the same time......this post really belongs right above his. :roll:
Isn't synchronicity nifty?
One of my favorite things, dear.
So, just what is to be done about Heisenberg's Law?
why dob't you ask Heisenberg?
Does he know?
Why don't you ask him?
Didn't Hotsuma just ask that?
How should I know?
Don't ask me.....I wasn't paying attention.
Haven't you people heard of scroll buttons?
A what?
QuoteHaven't you people heard of scroll buttons?
Scrolling does no good when one's mind is on poetry.
What is poetry? Something squirrels eat?
Isn't that a squirrel chewing on your nuts?
Why do you care?
Don't you?
Hey who here read that one book, You know from that one guy?
You mean the book by that guy who did that thing and then wrote about it?
You mean that one one?
Yes.....unless it was the other one who.....
Now, you and your husband, you used to do things? And these things involved... stuff?
Now, you've been watching detective movies, huh?
Does putting bologna in your shoes actually makes a you feel funny?
I don't have any bologna, would tofu work?
Why is it every time us Chinese buird wall, goddam Mongorians come tear it down?
Why do you build the wall between the Mongolians and their barbeque?
God-damn Mongorians! Quit breaking down my shitty-wall!
Why should we?
Who stole the tarts?
depends.....what flavor were they?
Didn't you bring them here for everyone?
Why does it matter what flavor they were? Are some flavors more prone
to being stolen than others? *thinks for a minute* How can I bring tarts
for everyone when I don't even know who everyone is?
shouldn't you have thought about all of that before you brought them?
I don't know - what do you think?
wait.... I'm supposed to think?
I don't know - are you?
Are you goin' to San Francisco?
Next week....how did you know?
Would you like me to read your future in hemlock leaves? Only ten dolla!
Do I get to drink the tea when you are done?
Would you prefer hemlock or anthrax for your tea?
May I have camomile instead, please?
Do zombies drink tea?
What's not to like about tea?
Is tea related to Mr. T?
What's not to like about zombies? Especially sexy ones
Why didn't you awnser my question?!
Yes, didn't you know Mr T and tea are cousins?
Didn't Mr. T recently sue somebody for something?
Don't know, did he?
Look, why don't you people ever answer my dod gamn questions? Do I look like a rhetorical kind of person? (Don't answer that!)
How can we answer you if we don't know the dod gamn answer?
Quote from: Mad Mod MedeoLook, why don't you people ever answer my dod gamn questions? Do I look like a rhetorical kind of person? (Don't answer that!)
Yes...you do
That's not a question!
...
...
...
STOP LOOKING AT ME!
neither is that
I SAID STOP! STOP IT, YOU GUYS!
I'M TELLING!
TATTLE TELL!!
*stabs medeo in the ear*
Would you two please calm down?
Why should we?
Dunno...it was the only question I could think of.
He started it.
Will you finish it?
Can we watch you finish it?
can we video tape you two finishing it and sell the tape on the internet for mad profit?
The fight would be over by now if Medeo would let me use the full extent of my power...
I think you are forgetting the 523rd Golden Apple Dis-order In The Supreme (Not Taco You Dunce) Court's ban on using power levels that would cause more than a N5 level disruption in the space-time continum when involved in a duel. I can't believe how often that one is forgotten.
oh yea....
?
N5?!
wait, you mean to tell me that you wield grand cosmic powers and you don't even know what a N5 level disruption is? Wow.... this is bad. Looks like the supreme powers oversight commite has been sleeping on the job again. Can someone please go wake the janitor up and tell him about this?
is this an N5 disruption?
*warps reality around a random hobo until is existance is erased in a gruesome bloody manner*
no, that's ok. We just consider that fun. It doesn't even reach N1 until the first city vanishes... or is covered with cream cheese.
ohhhhh...you mean this!
*snaps his fingers and space-time wraps and spazams until everyones deepest darkest desires manifest themselfs in a physical form and begin to multiply at an uncontrolibl and incomprehensible rate*
am I getting warmer?
just great, don't you realize how much cleaning up I am going to have to do now?
I can make it worse if you want me to
*snaps again to make each of the copies multiply at an exponential rete*
How's that?
Is someone wanting to see if I can strip them of their powers?
*gets the typical crazed bad guy look*
Do you think you could?! EVEN IF YOU WANTED TO!?
Does someone want to warn him?
warn me of what?
Bella?
what does bella have to do with this?
well, wouldn't you like her to tell you just what you might be getting into?
are you afraid to tell me yourself?
But wouldn't that ruin the surprise?
true...are you gonna do anything about these manifestation clones or do I have to remove them?
take another look around, do you still see them?
why...yes...I do...and there's more of them now...
Don't you just love those trick questions?
what trick question?
You're both the same person, aren't you? AREN'T YOU?
how in the hell could we pull that off?
Cloning? Time Warp? The Bermuda Triangle?
Am I sounding paranoid?
Would siamese twins count as the same person?
Why, Mr. Anderson? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? Why do you persist?
Excercise?
What does Fahrvergn¬?gen mean?
Quote from: EvilPoetWhat does Fahrvergn¬?gen mean?
Does "the joy of driving" ring a bell?
Why, yes. Yes it does. Thanks! Speaking of VW, do you
happen to remember what Austin Powers license plate
says?
Is it just me or was that a complete non sequitur?
Do you not like non sequiturs?
Should Guido Finucci Like them? did I just start a new page?
Could you not find your post at the bottom of the last page? Is that why you were worried?
wasn't me.
what thread is this anyway? where am i? and why am i wearing only underwear?
What happens when an irresistable
force meets an immovable object?
Um... er... that is, uh....
...
Mu?
Quote from: EvilPoetWhat happens when an irresistable
force meets an immovable object?
What else could?
Quote from: EvilPoetWhat happens when an irresistable
force meets an immovable object?
didn't they have several multi eposodic plotline in knight rider to answer this questioN?
or was it indestrucatable?
shrug....
Quote from: Generalissimo Horabdidn't they have several multi eposodic plotline in knight rider to answer this questioN?
According to this blog entry (http://www.holycola.net/archives/2003_07.html) made on 7.22.03 - yes they did.
Is it at all possible for irresistable forces and immovable objects to co-exist in the same universe?
Who cares?
Quote from: Medeo FaboverdaWho cares?
Wouldn't someone who was interested in that sort of thing care?
What is the difference between SubGenii and Discordians?
What is the difference between Genii and SubGenii?
Have you ever writ such a why?
genni are geniuses on iq tests. sub-genii are anything below.
i am not a sub-genius.
What about super-genii?
i dunno i haven;t tkain the mensa test, mostly for fear of breaking it(having dorks across the world beign jealous of you for smarts in combination of good looks, charisma and coolness is a dangerous combination.)
Et tu, Mr. Bond?
heheheeee
hurray for dorks with combinations of good looks, charisma and coolness.
We need more of you
Do we need anything else?
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::head explodes::
I miss my sister.....has anyone seen her?
Don't you know where she is?
Isn't it statistically impossible for any of us to ever have seen your sister?
She is deep under cover in greyface country at the moment.....and I miss her. Just wondering anyone has seen her pop up on the forums?
Sorry, no. Does anyone else feel sorry for Duchess Demonica?
What kind of l4m3r wouldn't?
I dont know
does anyone else?
Has anyone found Nemo yet?
::puts away sushi kit::
Ummm
no ::burp:: not me
has anyone else?
Did you mean Captain Nemo or Little Nemo?
Hmm , Im not sure. Maybe you should ask him?
(I actually meant nemo, the Latin word for "nobody". It was a Zen riddle)
well arent you smart?
Yes, he is quite smart, isn't he?
I think he tries to be, but then again dont we all?
i don't need to try. who needs smarts anyway?
Im very smart, look, this isnt even a question, but since im aiming at putting a questionmark at the end it will make everyone think that it is, thats right, a question?
Bravo?
I just thought of a new spin-off game...
ANNOYING EXCLAMATIONS IN ALL CAPS ONLY!
ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!
HAHA I did both
(Im lame)
SPORK
what is with you and sporks?
spork fetish? :?: :?:
Remember when Windows were washed,
Mice were trapped and Unix guarded the
harem?
Anyone remeber a time when Wondows(tm) didn't completely suck ass?
(...I didn't think so)
Isn't a rainbow-colored apple the mark of the beast?
Surley you mean an "alternative lifestyle" beast dont you Medeo?
Since when are you so PC, Malaul? (double meaning there)
why the double meaning Medeo?
Wasnt it more amusing that way?
WOuld you like me to fix it?
you know how much your opion matters to me dont you?
Im almost always PC,. Maybe you just havent noticed?
Your a computer?!
yes, didnt you know that?
Quote from: Hotsumawhy the double meaning Medeo?
PC = Personal Computer, referring to the discussion concerning Windoze and such.
But also:
PC = Politically Correct, referring to Malaul's use of the euphemistic phrase, "alternative lifestyle."
Or did you know that?
*stabbinates the cyborg*
Who's the cyborg?
Cant we all just get along?
Can't we all just get a bong?
DOnt you know that drugs are bad for you?
What kind of Discordian ARE you, anyway?!
::hangs head in shame::
Would you like me to just die here or somewhere else?
:( Err... :(
Isn't it fun to conveniently change the subject?
...
...
So, how 'bout them Bosnians?
Does anyone else think most Bosnains are hott?
Why isn't anyone besides me posting in Or Kill Me, 1KBWC, Linguistics, or RPGs lately?
CAuse people are lame?
You're probably right.
damned people. let's kill em all.
With a spork.
a spork of mass destruction.
it will have to be large enough to speer the entrie world!
a massive spork of mass destruction and doom.
no more questions for answers huh guys?
Can't we take a break once in a while?
questions are stoopid.
shut your motuh and do what your told!
;)
Orlright, who killed Horab?! (Fess up, Slarti)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
KKK
was that the decided name?
who killed me?
who? who? who?
And why did they kill Horab?
Why? Why? Why?
it says right there Horab Fibslager is Dead
mayeb it was jsut the thign to do eh?
like back int eh 60's everybody had sex cuz everybody was doin it, and in the ussr everyone was commie cuz the commisar was in town(uh oh!)...
::hums rest of song::
Hmmm...could be, I guess.
We'll put it on your tombstone:
"Killed off because it was the thing to do."
Quote from: MalaulKKK
was that the decided name?
Well, as far as I kan rekall, we never decided what the other two Ks should stand for, so I figured we'd just keep it at three and make it a parody of that
other KKK.
Works for me
Malaul just made the 1000th reply to this topic!
Aren't you proud?
I did?
Do I get a prize? :lol: :lol:
how do you know that anyway? :?: :?:
Do you want a prize?
Depends on aht it is
How 'bout some coffee? (That's about all I can afford right now)
I have TONS of coffee
I need somethign better
dotn I deserve something better?
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixxI have TONS of coffee
I need somethign better
dotn I deserve something better?
Better than coffee??
::feels your forehead::
::bites at fingers::
Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixx::bites at fingers::
Ow! Why you little minx! Do that again, and I'll...
...well, say 'thank-you', probably.
::does it again::
Go ahead
whatter you gonnado'bout it?
whos gonna make you coffee if Im gone?
or clean out that closet?
or tuck you in at night with your Binky?
And turn on the night light?
Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixx::does it again::
Go ahead
whatter you gonnado'bout it?
whos gonna make you coffee if Im gone?
or clean out that closet?
or tuck you in at night with your Binky?
And turn on the night light?
::eyebrow:: that tongue's so sharp, you're gonna cut yourself with it. Spankings *can* be arranged. There's a lot of paperwork involved, but it can wait...
anyway, I haven't needed a night-light in months.
but Im the one who files your paper work my dear sir
without me you are lost
and as for spanking, youde have to catch me first
and no, you havent needed the night light, because you just leave the regualr light on instead
Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixxbut Im the one who files your paper work my dear sir
without me you are lost
Pfft, hark at you. Like you've been assisting me for countless eons, instead of, what? A week? Two? I still know my way to the copy room, Little Miss Vixen.
Quoteand as for spanking, youde have to catch me first
::cracks knuckles:: Hope you're wearing your dancing shoes.
Quoteand no, you havent needed the night light, because you just leave the regualr light on instead
Dammit, that was a secret! Grr!
::darts forward, grabs you 'round the waist::
::mists into well, mist::
HA HA
besides I moved the copy room
and I always have dance shoes on
and again, you gotta catch me first
Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixx::mists into well, mist::
HA HA
Now, that's hardly fair! I thought you were a zombie, not a vampire! Anyway, vampires are so...
clich?à.Quotebesides I moved the copy room
I know, to Sublevel 14, next to the giant ping-pong ball pit. I swept it this morning. You can't trick a janitor
that easy!
Quoteand I always have dance shoes on
and again, you gotta catch me first
Well, then phase back into normal matter and fight like a man! Er, woman. And I suppose to support the metaphor, it should be '
dance like a woman'. But you know what I mean!
::grumblesDAMNLOGICgrumbles::
you win
::submits::
Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixx::grumblesDAMNLOGICgrumbles::
you win
::submits::
BAM! the logic card kickin' it up a couple of dozen of notches!...I need to stop watching emeril...>.>
no one asked you
Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixx::grumblesDAMNLOGICgrumbles::
you win
::submits::
Well then -- how many spankings would you like? :twisted:
Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixxno one asked you
Too bad.
jerk
http://www.celestinevision.com/main.html
Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixxjerk
I'm just a pirate...it's my job...
Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixxhttp://www.celestinevision.com/main.html
Aw nerts, I missed it
might be better than you diid
I killed SAtan
and Barney
twice
and I talked to one of the chycks who is in there a lot to talk about the book that site is for, and I guess they are thinkin of makeing it harder to use the site, people have been complaining she says
::shug::
not gonna make me stop going
Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixxmight be better than you diid
I killed SAtan
and Barney
twice
and I talked to one of the chycks who is in there a lot to talk about the book that site is for, and I guess they are thinkin of makeing it harder to use the site, people have been complaining she says
::shug::
not gonna make me stop going
They're complaining about us?
Good....that means we aren't boring and fluffy and flapping our angel wings whenever we say goodbye.
Makes me happy. :twisted:
I am a dolphin dream in moonlit waves.
I am the Universe....I sense that one of you has a burning question.
Speak, you who have summoned me here tonight.
Yeah - he never did answer us about where Jesus got his motorcycle.
Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixxmight be better than you diid
I killed SAtan
and Barney
twice
and I talked to one of the chycks who is in there a lot to talk about the book that site is for, and I guess they are thinkin of makeing it harder to use the site, people have been complaining she says
::shug::
not gonna make me stop going
D'you mean Draykiss (I think her name was)? She's seemed pretty annoyed a couple of times I've been in there...
I was thinking about going in there and asking them for advice on performing this one nature-worship ritual? 'Cause I don't think I'm doing it right... I'm feeling the Reiki energy fine, but I haven't heard from my spirit guide in weeks. Who? Joe Pantoliano. He speaks to me through the commentary track on the special-edition
Memento DVD, and he told me this ritual where I where I do this chant while I cut the head off a stray puppy and fuck the neck-hole...
...But, y'know, that's not very subtle, is it?
Quote from: RiffQuote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixxmight be better than you diid
I killed SAtan
and Barney
twice
and I talked to one of the chycks who is in there a lot to talk about the book that site is for, and I guess they are thinkin of makeing it harder to use the site, people have been complaining she says
::shug::
not gonna make me stop going
D'you mean Draykiss (I think her name was)? She's seemed pretty annoyed a couple of times I've been in there...
I was thinking about going in there and asking them for advice on performing this one nature-worship ritual? 'Cause I don't think I'm doing it right... I'm feeling the Reiki energy fine, but I haven't heard from my spirit guide in weeks. Who? Joe Pantoliano. He speaks to me through the commentary track on the special-edition Memento DVD, and he told me this ritual where I where I do this chant while I cut the head off a stray puppy and fuck the neck-hole...
...But, y'know, that's not very subtle, is it?
she said not to piss her off.
Quotedraykess>Dont Piss me off
what i don;t udnerstand is why if thet're going on about synchronicity, they don;t take the fact that a bunch of discordians ha ha's falling from out of the sky and into their chat is nto a synchronous event, and teh book does say accept synchronocity(even if i get the feeling that they're using synchronocity in a totally wrong way). heck maybe they could learn something from it, like how to find their way out of their assholes ;)
(it's the blessings to you talk... they've found my secret weakness, i need a lvl10 resist hoseheads potion stat!!! :P)
Hugh's out looking for the motorcycle now, Guido.
I dibs first ride when he finds it!
PS: Naw Draykess is kind of used to us by now.
I've talked to her a few times on MSN and she's cool.
Just got a lot on her mind right now....and a very dry sense of humor. :wink:
PPS: All the blessings and flapping really turns my stomach, though.
Ive talked to her a few times via PC and she seems very nice
I dont hink weve made me mad, just the others in there
I wonder if we might have converted her just a lil bit...
*flaps angel wings* WHHOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHH!!!!!!!
"Namaste all! And have a gr-*Eris Bitchslaps Hugh*
::goddess Voice:: Cut that crap, Hugh. And find me that fucken Motorbike!
*Hugh goes off to find the bike*
What? Me bitch and whine? Never.
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixxIve talked to her a few times via PC and she seems very nice
I dont hink weve made me mad, just the others in there
I wonder if we might have converted her just a lil bit...
Okay, I'll play nice, then.
Quote from: RiffQuote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixxIve talked to her a few times via PC and she seems very nice
I dont hink weve made me mad, just the others in there
I wonder if we might have converted her just a lil bit...
Okay, I'll play nice, then.
that shoulda been HER
go go gaddgette ego
Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixxgo go gaddgette ego
:D
Has this topic gone off topic?
Was there a topic? What was it?
Is this the appropriate time to place blessings on you all with the love and light of the Universe unifiying your whole selves together in a consesnual, transcendant reality built on love and understanding, flying on inner angel's wings to experience Father/Mother love in true, prue, primeval form?
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can we have sex with aliens too?
uh...sure, why not?
Don't you find aliens are better for jumping up and down on?
Quote from: Guido Finucciuh...sure, why not?
Don't you find aliens are better for jumping up and down on?
Er... are you sure you haven't confused aliens with trampolines?
TRAH BOP AH LEEEEN
Now why didn't you invite me to this alien love fest?
HAND WRITTEN GOLDEN INVITATION
TO: Rev Thwack
FROM: Us
RE: Alien love fest
YOU ARE INVITED
please RSVP buy 900 Tuesday evening
One question... am I going to be the only alien there? Always enjoyed being the center of attention.
no, you wont be the only alien there, what would be the fun in that?
besides, the more the scarier I always say
did I say scarier? I meant Merrier
Didnt i?
I dunno, did you?
Birds must be made of roads because of the tar and feathers?
Quote from: Ignatz RatskiwatskiBirds must be made of roads because of the tar and feathers?
Assuming the answer to the above question is yes......
then if one were tarred and feathered and run out of town on a rail, would one be a bird, or a road?
if i didnt ask a question, wouldn't that be chaos and discord?
Quote from: daneif i didnt ask a question, wouldn't that be chaos and discord?
Sure would, wouldn't it?
who wants some pecan pie and vanilla bean ice cream?
Me....I mean, who wouldn't want some?
I had some pecan pie, aren't you ever so jealous?
Incredibly jealous. Was the pie still warm from the oven?
Was it ever warm in the first place?
Is the pecan pie too old to eat by now?
why won't he tell us if the pie was warm? Or how old it is?
Does he have new pie on a regular basis?
do you think maybe he doesn't want to share?
Is he going to hell for being gluttonous and greedy?
what level of hell am I going to?
Is he eating pie in fear that if he doesn't smell like pie then he will be chased by rabid alligators?
Ooohh......I wonder if I'm going to hell for being gluttunous and greedy, too?
Only if you believe, or don't?
Why doesn't my vcr like me?
why would it?
Why are you so cruel?
why do I still love you?
Is it because I watch Loony Tunes?
when will you utter "YIPE YIPE YIPE" to me?
When have I not?
Will you two get a room?
will you bring me the lube?
Whats with the shoe?
Isnt that a gazebo?
Why would it be a gazebo?
Isnt it sassy enough to be one?
Why would I know?
Why would I know?
Why WOULDN'T you know?
Just WHY?!
Kan dere kanskje gjenta alt enda en gang?
what's talking in german like?
Hvordan er det nar man forveksler Norsk (Vikingspraket!) med Tysk?
Does Eris have a shit list?
Quote from: EvilPoetDoes Eris have a shit list?
Dpoes she have a good list at all?
Does disorder list?
Quote from: MaxwellsDemonDoes disorder list?
yeah, but in no particular order
Yes, disorder lists. The question is: does it list to the left or to the right?
Up, down, up, down, left, left, shoot! shoot! shot!
grrr...damn you Ulala!
Can I play? Or is this game closed?
You're already playing, aren't you?
Where'd you put my sword!?
where's my b33r?
Right here. Want some?
yes i would thank you. very thoughtful of you to find my b33r liek that. an dhere i was thinking i'd have to go door to door asking if anyone had found my b33r like some kind of strange missionary...
Quote from: horabyes i would thank you. very thoughtful of you to find my b33r liek that. an dhere i was thinking i'd have to go door to door asking if anyone had found my b33r like some kind of strange missionary...
Nope....I've got it right here, but you better hurry.
I'm mighty thirsty today.
Quote from: Malaria test subject #777Quote from: horabyes i would thank you. very thoughtful of you to find my b33r liek that. an dhere i was thinking i'd have to go door to door asking if anyone had found my b33r like some kind of strange missionary...
Nope....I've got it right here, but you better hurry.
I'm mighty thirsty today.
well since i'm suffering from my first hangover in over a year i'll have to do without then :cry:
Quote from: horabQuote from: Malaria test subject #777Quote from: horabyes i would thank you. very thoughtful of you to find my b33r liek that. an dhere i was thinking i'd have to go door to door asking if anyone had found my b33r like some kind of strange missionary...
Nope....I've got it right here, but you better hurry.
I'm mighty thirsty today.
well since i'm suffering from my first hangover in over a year i'll have to do without then :cry:
At least I'm in good company today, horab.
I have a bit of a hangover myself. :evil:
It's awful, isn't it?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: horabQuote from: Malaria test subject #777Quote from: horabyes i would thank you. very thoughtful of you to find my b33r liek that. an dhere i was thinking i'd have to go door to door asking if anyone had found my b33r like some kind of strange missionary...
Nope....I've got it right here, but you better hurry.
I'm mighty thirsty today.
well since i'm suffering from my first hangover in over a year i'll have to do without then :cry:
At least I'm in good company today, horab.
I have a bit of a hangover myself. :evil:
It's awful, isn't it?
unelss fo coruse your the sort who enjoys the sensation of a ice pick tothe brain. i blame the pub czar for not staying open til 5am...
Why didn't it stay open?
When am I ever going to get a job? :?
Why does it BURN??
CAuse you like it?
Why?
Well, isn't that the whole point of it being there in the first place? Don't you like it too, or are you one of those people that things it's wrong and naughty to like it?
what?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doomwhat?
!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doomwhat?
!!!!!!!!!!
you can say that again.
Okay.
What?
But, Will the true meaning of this question ever be appreciated??
Quote from: communicator2But, Will the true meaning of this question ever be appreciated??
::nods:: no
you sure?
Nope, are you?
I know, but who took my pipe?
Depends....what did you smoke in that pipe?
muhahahahahahahha 8) :twisted:
did you smoke the whole thing?
Quote from: Rev Thwackdid you smoke the whole thing?
Sounds like he might have. :evil:
Nope. But did I?
Si, when did you ever let a pipe slip past you?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomSi, when did you ever let a pipe slip past you?
Only when I was finished smoking one.
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomSi, when did you ever let a pipe slip past you?
Only when I was finished smoking one.
S'what I thought.
Am I good or am I good?
you are the Oracle. you are the High Papessa che bellisima!
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCyou are the Oracle. you are the High Papessa che bellisima!
Mu 8)
mu-lissima!
does that mean that she get's a free copy of all Oracle software?
Something or other.
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Yep. And some other things too nameless to name.
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Yep. And some other things too nameless to name.
Cool....but what are the other nameless things?
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St. Hugh, KSC wrote:
Yep. And some other things too nameless to name.
Cool....but what are the other nameless things?
they are too nameless to be named. unless we promote them to name-hood.
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St. Hugh, KSC wrote:
SssBella, Oracle of Doom wrote:
St. Hugh, KSC wrote:
Yep. And some other things too nameless to name.
Cool....but what are the other nameless things?
they are too nameless to be named. unless we promote them to name-hood.
Not necessary......just pass em over.
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SssBella, Oracle of Doom wrote:
St. Hugh, KSC wrote:
SssBella, Oracle of Doom wrote:
St. Hugh, KSC wrote:
Yep. And some other things too nameless to name.
Cool....but what are the other nameless things?
they are too nameless to be named. unless we promote them to name-hood.
Not necessary......just pass em over.
You already have them.
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St. Hugh, KSC wrote:
SssBella, Oracle of Doom wrote:
St. Hugh, KSC wrote:
SssBella, Oracle of Doom wrote:
St. Hugh, KSC wrote:
Yep. And some other things too nameless to name.
Cool....but what are the other nameless things?
they are too nameless to be named. unless we promote them to name-hood.
Not necessary......just pass em over.
You already have them.
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So...what are you going to do with them?
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So...what are you going to do with them?
Dunno.....haven't had time to get used to the concept of having them yet.
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Well, don't let them have it too easy. Otherwise they may get cocky.
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Well, don't let them have it too easy. Otherwise they may get cocky.
I think the biggest mistake would be to name them, don't you?
Then they could talk amonst themselves and plot against me....
sorry. Been hanging out with the pirate a lot lately.
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St. Hugh, KSC wrote:
Well, don't let them have it too easy. Otherwise they may get cocky.
I think the biggest mistake would be to name them, don't you?
Then they could talk amonst themselves and plot against me....
sorry. Been hanging out with the pirate a lot lately.
Yeah. The threat of stabbination should keep them in check. Where is Hotsuma? Does he know that Malaul took over the captancy of our pirate ship?
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Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCSssBella, Oracle of Doom wrote:
St. Hugh, KSC wrote:
Well, don't let them have it too easy. Otherwise they may get cocky.
I think the biggest mistake would be to name them, don't you?
Then they could talk amonst themselves and plot against me....
sorry. Been hanging out with the pirate a lot lately.[/quote
Yeah. The threat of stabbination should keep them in check. Where is Hotsuma? Does he know that Malaul took over the captancy of our pirate ship?
Dunno, I didn't even know she did that
But then the forums are weird tonight because we changed servers again today......so a lot of posts keep popping in and out. Who knows if this post will still be here tomorrow. I mean it wasn't here a minute ago, now was it?
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SssBella, Oracle of Doom wrote:
St. Hugh, KSC wrote:
Well, don't let them have it too easy. Otherwise they may get cocky.
I think the biggest mistake would be to name them, don't you?
Then they could talk amonst themselves and plot against me....
sorry. Been hanging out with the pirate a lot lately.[/quote
Yeah. The threat of stabbination should keep them in check. Where is Hotsuma? Does he know that Malaul took over the captancy of our pirate ship?
Dunno, I didn't even know she did that
But then the forums are weird tonight because we changed servers again today......so a lot of posts keep popping in and out. Who knows if this post will still be here tomorrow. I mean it wasn't here a minute ago, now was it?
That could be due to the offhand chance that you hadn't posted it till now, right?
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St. Hugh, KSC wrote:
SssBella, Oracle of Doom wrote:
St. Hugh, KSC wrote:
Well, don't let them have it too easy. Otherwise they may get cocky.
I think the biggest mistake would be to name them, don't you?
Then they could talk amonst themselves and plot against me....
sorry. Been hanging out with the pirate a lot lately.[/quote
Yeah. The threat of stabbination should keep them in check. Where is Hotsuma? Does he know that Malaul took over the captancy of our pirate ship?
Dunno, I didn't even know she did that
But then the forums are weird tonight because we changed servers again today......so a lot of posts keep popping in and out. Who knows if this post will still be here tomorrow. I mean it wasn't here a minute ago, now was it?
That could be due to the offhand chance that you hadn't posted it till now, right?
Shhhh.....logic has nothing to do with this thread.
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That explains the pink grass in the sky then. Okay.
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Not to mention the green sand.
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or the sheep on drugs
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And the hammocks strung between skyscrapers
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and the Erite little purple cats mewling as they devour cars
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or the little green people in my closet.
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or the oddly colored lampshades in revolt down in texas
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Or the sudden rash of runaway golf carts.
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...or the spam-free sad killer bananas...
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Tutto cio' che sai e' falso.
Hurray! I got all my nameless, but good, stuff back! 8)
Yeah. It's over here at http://66.246.162.4/~principi/forums/index.php for the next day or so.
How in the world did we let this thread go so long without a post?
is that the longest it has gone?
Probably, it normally doesn't go a whole two weeks, does it?
Well, wouldn't that depend on who it is you are (beep) in the (beep), and on which (beep) you are (beep) them with, plus how many other (beep) you and the (beep) are (beep) at the time?
Has anyone been keeping track of how long it is between posts?
i ate the posts.
Are you sure?
Are you ass-crack sure?
Huh?
what is not ate, will be ate.
make your time.
Quote from: Mighty Cthulu of R'ylehwhat is not ate, will be ate.
make your time.
Make my time? I pick next Feb 29th, k?
Why didn't the rest of us think of that?
That was me above.
Why did no one realize that I thought of it first?
Thought of what first?
Wasn't it something to do with food?
Are you not able to scroll back and read the posts?
Moi? Am I not much to lazy to do such a thing? :twisted:
Are you attempting to lure me into one of those mother/spouse/sister double binds?
Wherefore would one resist such a bind? :twisted:
Isn't that just another part of the double-bind?
Aren't all things true, false, and meaningless (in some sense)?
Are you avoiding me?
Is there any reason to avoid you?
Well, are you the one who stole my pie?
Didn't you see Hotsuma take it?
so hotsuma has it?
*Sharpens his hoplites* :evil:
Shall I send Devil Squirrel after him?
Do you have something with which to bribe DS?
She's very mercenary.
Are you not crazy?
Are you not every bit as crazy as me?
would you like me to be every bit as crazy as you?
Yes, please.....oops.
That's not a question is it?
do you think that it was a question?
Nope, do you?
Nope, do anybody?
---------------------------------------
"the grass were green..." she sad.
Who really knows?
why do you ask me?
Why not?
is it a good idea to ask someone who scares his friends with crazy philosophy?
Is it, if we like crazy philosophy?
You're asking a crazy zombie woman whether or not something is a good idea?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou're asking a crazy zombie woman whether or not something is a good idea?
You claim to be a crazy zombie woman. Why?
dontcha think shesalready answered that question?
Do you think I have read each and every post?
What is best in life?
me?
who else could it be?
you?
does any of you really qualify?
qualify for what?
Quote from: wangdoes any of you really qualify?
Don't you think any of us are worthy?
Do you think any of us aren't?
why would you even ask that?
why would you ask why she would ask that?
why would you ask me why I ask why she would ask that?
Why do you think I asked why you asked whatever the hell it was that I just totally lost track of?
what do ya mean
uhh
I meanuhh
I think I asked why you asked whatever the hell it was that I just totally lost track of...
what where we talkin about?
We were talking about something?
You sure?
What, weren't you listening?
Nope....did anyone say anything important?
Does anyone here ever say anything important?
What's your definition of important?
Which one were you using?
who wants pie?
what kindofpie?
How much pie?
When can I have the pie?
Did someone say pie? :P
:roll: does anybody know why?
Why what?
Who wants to know why?
Why do you want to know?
Why should I not want to know?
Why would you ask me that?
Does it matter?
Why would you ask me that?
Why would who ask you what?
Why would you ask me that?
Quote from: PlaidikinsWhy would you ask me that?
Did you come up with this game-winning strategy all by yourself or did you have help?
Under Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Rules you'd be well mush'd by now.
Why havn't I been posting?
Quote from: HotsumaWhy havn't I been posting?
Why do you need to ask us that?
Why ask questions at all?
why not?
isn't that the real question?
Quote from: Guido FinucciDid you come up with this game-winning strategy all by yourself or did you have help?
I had help, why would you ask?
Yeah, Guido, why would you ask? :wink:
Maybe he has forgot?
Can't think of a question-
Just wanted to let Evil Commie know that his (her?) avatar is the spiffiest thing I've seen in a while. *gives EC props*
where is the nearest exit? ...got ki?
got milk?
unvoulentary word association. whos fault is this?
Who's line is it, anyway?
Quote from: moron wanggot milk?
unvoulentary word association. whos fault is this?
Nope, got a cookie?
PS: It's my sister's fault.
PPS: It's your line again, Medeo
Wouldn't you like some Krispy Kremes instead?
ewwwwwwwwwww
why would any one wanna eat those?
Quote from: Medeo FaboverdaCan't think of a question-
Just wanted to let Evil Commie know that his (her?) avatar is the spiffiest thing I've seen in a while. *gives EC props*
Well thank you much, I think?
Oh yah, name here is Gary
Quote from: Malaulewwwwwwwwwww
why would any one wanna eat those?
They stay crunchy even in milk?
I thought it was woodchucks that stayed crunchy in milk?
Isn't that what Thwak's signature says?
yeah, but what does Thwack know?
That woodchucks stay crunchy even in milk? what does that make the milk taste like?
Quote from: Evil CommieThat woodchucks stay crunchy even in milk? what does that make the milk taste like?
Is that so,ething we reallly wanna know?
Why would anyone drink coffee?
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodhuch could chulk wood?
isn't the question, 'how many boards could the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?'.?
did i just ask two questions at once?
Can't you count?
Count what?
Count Chocula?
Dammit. One of these days will I remember to log in BEFORE I post?
Who?
Loggin? What's a loggin?
Quote from: PlaidikinsDammit. One of these days will I remember to log in BEFORE I post?
I did that once, did my post count?
Do any of our posts truly count?
No.
Then why are we counting?
I'm not counting, are you?
Do I look like I'm counting?
what does one have to do to look like one is counting?
I don't know, does it look like I can see what you're doing magically through the internet?
what are the odds of that happening?
Who knows. Do you?
If I wave my oak walking stick at my monitor maybe I can see too?
Nope, I wonder why not?
evil commie, are those really questions?
do statements with questionmarks magically become questions?
What time is it when you read this?
why shows my clock 10 pm?
Why the hell doesn't Unistat adopt the fucking Metric system already?
I mean, cripes, it's about time.
Could it be to complicated for the normal person?
Is this better?
do bears shit in the woods?
do i?
do you know i hope i didn't offend?
wasn't i only trying to keep this a minor challenge?
What's so challenging about being minor?
What's so minor about being challenged?
Do you think I am challenged?
do you have to ask?
Quote from: Anonymousdo you have to ask?
that was me...
Quote from: HotsumaQuote from: Anonymousdo you have to ask?
that was me...
Are you sure? How do I know you weren't lying?
How do you know I'm not lying?
(GASP)... why would you ask that? What do you know? What have you been told?........
Everything
Was that a question?
Does it matter?
wjy is teh screen so blur, wishy and turning around?
Did you catch the license number of that post?
Quote from: part of the ONEwjy is teh screen so blur, wishy and turning around?
What are you drinking and why arent you sharing?
Didn't you get any of the Hennsey I spilled into the keyboard?
(http://home.mchsi.com/~evil_commie/cognac.jpg)
(http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=25587&stc=1)
:shock:
That's not Millie, is it?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom:shock:
That's not Millie, is it?
No. You're not ready for Millie.
That bad, huh?
Should I be afraid?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThat bad, huh?
Cross THIS:
(http://www.btinternet.com/~mark1/serendipity/weird/pictures/pics/jigglin.gif)
With THIS:
(http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=24173&stc=1)
Multiply by 1,000.
You now have an approximation of Millie.
Rev Roger,
Should start to realize when he's giving out too much info.
OMG! Can we just forget I even asked?
makes me glad I didn't buy those oreos today, after all.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOMG! Can we just forget I even asked?
makes me glad I didn't buy those oreos today, after all.
No, you are stuck with those images for life.
My bad.
how come roger doesnt have to play by the rules?
You actually expect a subgenius to play by the rules?
Are you mad, woman?
Are all women mad or just fuck'n crazy?
How about both?
If I accept this answer, do you promise not to go crazy on me?
You really think that's a promise she could keep?
Quote from: Malaulhow come roger doesnt have to play by the rules?
Because I'm
RICK JAMES, dammit!
Quote from: Malaria test subject #777You really think that's a promise she could keep?
What, precisely, is her motivation to keep the promise, given that you already believe she won't?
?
Где fuck будет мои сигареты?
Quote from: Evil CommieГде fuck будет мои сигареты?
uhmm, care to say that in english?
Quote from: MalaulQuote from: Evil CommieГде fuck будет мои сигареты?
uhmm, care to say that in english?
you think he might if you give him coffee?
Quote from: MalaulQuote from: Evil CommieГде fuck будет мои сигареты?
uhmm, care to say that in english?
My Russian is a little rusty but I think it says "Where the fuck are my cigarettes?" or something like that.
when will it end?
Don't you know it wont?
Who will turn off the Roger device?
could I?
Should you?
Do I really want to?
Quote from: MalaulQuote from: Evil CommieГде fuck будет мои сигареты?
uhmm, care to say that in english?
Where the Fuck are my cigarettes? <<<Russian
Why do you need them?
*Is obviously hiding something behind her back but pretending she isn't*
Quote from: PlaidikinsWhy do you need them?
*Is obviously hiding something behind her back but pretending she isn't*
Why do you want me to flip out?
What makes you think I want that?
*Looks innocent*
Quote from: DJRubberduckyQuote from: Malaria test subject #777You really think that's a promise she could keep?
What, precisely, is her motivation to keep the promise, given that you already believe she won't?
There wouldn't be any motivation at all, would there? :twisted:
Which means I don't have to keep that promise, do I?
where are we?
Where aren't we?
Quote
where are we?
what is that smell?
Are you accusing me of something? :x
Why, is there something you're hiding?
Are you?
ARE YOU STARING AT MY NECK?
What are you so worried about?
Could the price of bottled water get any more expensive?
Couldn't you just drink from the tap?
Don't all commies live in Mehiko?
maybe. Why do you ask?
If I left a trail of breadcrumbs behind me, who would follow?
Why are you looking at me like that?
Hey! Who left this trail of breadcrumbs on the ground?
Bella! Never follow the breadcrumb trail! Haven't you learned anything from fairy tales?
I know, I know......Mama said "Never follow the trail of breadcrumbs!"
But how is one supposed to resist the irresistable lure of curiousity?
Or of chocolate icecream with dustings of deity?
aye?
WHEN WILL THE BURNING STOP!?!?!?!?
How many sesame seeds are there on a hamburger bun?
Quote from: HotsumaWHEN WILL THE BURNING STOP!?!?!?!?
havent you taken your medication for that yet?
Am I the only one that noticed Penumbral?
WEll, did you have anything to say to him? Neither did we.
Why burn when you can fly?
What if in middle of flight I start to burn?
Quote from: AnonymousWhat if in middle of flight I start to burn?
You won't. you will be okay. I promise.
Why did I just write a sentence and not a question?
Quote from: AnonymousWhat if in middle of flight I start to burn?
Damn it I need to remember to sign in.
What if I murderate the guest?
why would you do that?
Who really can say?
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCWho really can say?
How could you murder someone who cooks with chili peppers.......many different sorts of chili peppers?
And who will believe me when I tell you that a duck just ran down the middle of the street in front of my house?!?!
Can I answer that?
(But I'll believe you.)
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCCan I answer that?
(But I'll believe you.)
(okay then.....a duck just ran quacking down the middle of the road in front of my house. And then a minute later, it ran back again.)
If not you, then who else could answer that?
How can I murderate?
And what will be done with all those tools I gave the two of you?
And was that duck the white 'afflack' duck?
Nope....it looks like a mallard and it just ran past again.
Weird. I wonder what it wants?
Have you asked it?
If you do not ask for whom the duck quacks, does it quack for you?
Doesn't the duck quack for Elenore?
Is Elemore a woodchuck?
Quote from: Rev ThwackDoesn't the duck quack for Elenore?
Would Elenore stay crunchy in milk?
Would Rev. Thwack stay crunchy in milk? (Or has this question been asked before?)
was I ever crunchy?
Quote from: Rev Thwackwas I ever crunchy?
You ever bathe in milk?
Is that a trick question?
You know me pretty well, don't you?
How else would you explain what's been happening?
It defies all other explanation, doesn't it?
Would SssBella, Oracle of Doom stay crunchy in tequila?
(I am sorry, I would call you Bella, but we haven't been formally introduced. My tux is at the cleaners.)
Quote from: gnimbleyWould SssBella, Oracle of Doom stay crunchy in tequila?
(I am sorry, I would call you Bella, but we haven't been formally introduced. My tux is at the cleaners.)
Hmmm......would I?
Only one way to find out, isn't there? :twisted:
(That's okay, I kind of like the name SssBella)
when?
when what?
Where?
Who?
why?
gleep?
Cheese?
creamy cheesy?
cheesy creamy?
BAGLESSSSSSSS?
Was that a question?
Anyone else think Pla!dy here needs new goggles?
Quote from: MalaulBAGLESSSSSSSS?
You're starting to hisss, Sweetie.
Been hanging around me too long, haven't you?
what are you trying to ssssssssssay?
You really had to assssk that, Malaul? :?
guesssssssssssss that wasssssssss a ssssssssssssssssstupid quesssssssssssstion eh?
What would happn if vryon wrot in -Prim?
I think it would b vry annoying
Quote from: MalaulAnyone else think Pla!dy here needs new goggles?
Can I have the cool avaitor goggles?
do you know where to find them?
but what if the goggles break, and they do nothing?
Plaidikins, have you ever considered hot pink cat's-eye glasses with embossed rhinestones?
Oooh, where can I get some of those?
when they tell you will you lemme know too?
Quote from: MedeoPlaidikins, have you ever considered hot pink cat's-eye glasses with embossed rhinestones?
I actually have some, but they don't have the rhinestones...
Hey, does that look like a question to you?
Does this smell like a javabean to you?
Ah, who doesn't like the smell of javabeans jelled with napalm in the morning?
Which napalm/java bean supply house do you use?
You ever heard of Has-Beans?
Can I now have my liver back please???
How did I end up with your liver?
Didn´t you loose yours on Mardi Gras?
Dragen, does Malaul know you're back yet?
Quote from: Wenchmaster KHey, does that look like a question to you?
Oh, it was supposed to be, wasn't it?
But aren't rules made to be broken anyhow?
And who cares about the rules, anyway?
Rules? There are rules? What ever for?
Quote from: MedeoDragen, does Malaul know you're back yet?
awwwwwwwww
Isnt that cute?
What?
I thought it was cute, whatcha gonan do?
Quote from: MedeoDragen, does Malaul know you're back yet?
better then you, but do you know I´m only partly back (fasing in-out)?
do you mean phasing?
Quote from: Malauldo you mean phasing?
yes, smartass, laughing at the non-native speakers again hey?
Me?
NO, what ever made you think that?
::halo::
Quote from: MalaulMe?
NO, what ever made you think that?
::halo::
I should start getting english right don´t you think?
I suppose it's a sad reflection of modern Internet culture that I have to ask this, but is English not your primary language?
Quote from: DJRubberduckyI suppose it's a sad reflection of modern Internet culture that I have to ask this, but is English not your primary language?
ehm....no, well in this forum sure.....but the myth of "English becomming the number one language due to the existence of the internet" has been proven wrong. that was only in the beginning age of the net when most (say 99 procent) was english.....now the number of other languages and their importance are gaining ground (french, spanish, arab, chinese,....)
I´m sometimes in different fora at once and I´m obliged to switch between german, english and dutch.
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenQuote from: MedeoDragen, does Malaul know you're back yet?
better then you, but do you know I´m only partly back (fasing in-out)?
Did you know that my back has green and chartreuse hair growing out of it?
Quote from: MedeoDid you know that my back has green and chartreuse hair growing out of it?
No, did you think I WANTED to know that? :shock:
Where is the yellow tip, anyway? May I pull it? Please? Please? :D
Quote from: gnimbleyWhere is the yellow tip, anyway? May I pull it? Please? Please? :D
whats a yellow tip (like a q-tip but yellow?)?
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenQuote from: gnimbleyWhere is the yellow tip, anyway? May I pull it? Please? Please? :D
whats a yellow tip (like a q-tip but yellow?)?
I don't know, It's driving me crazy. Where's the yellow tip? And why am I not supposed to pull on it?
Quote from: gnimbleyQuote from: Den Sorte DragenQuote from: gnimbleyWhere is the yellow tip, anyway? May I pull it? Please? Please? :D
whats a yellow tip (like a q-tip but yellow?)?
I don't know, It's driving me crazy. Where's the yellow tip? And why am I not supposed to pull on it?
I don't want to worry you,
BUT......
my friend, Angus Thermopile pulled the yellow tip several months ago......
he hasn't been back to this forum since. :shock:
And.......he won't say what happened to him when he pulled it.....in fact....
Angus doesn't say much of anything these days.
And......I noticed that Angus is now telling everyone that he's an "accordian" as opposed to a "discordian."
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: gnimbleyQuote from: Den Sorte DragenQuote from: gnimbleyWhere is the yellow tip, anyway? May I pull it? Please? Please? :D
whats a yellow tip (like a q-tip but yellow?)?
I don't know, It's driving me crazy. Where's the yellow tip? And why am I not supposed to pull on it?
I don't want to worry you, BUT......
my friend, Angus Thermopile pulled the yellow tip several months ago......
he hasn't been back to this forum since. :shock:
And.......he won't say what happened to him when he pulled it.....in fact....
Angus doesn't say much of anything these days.
And......I noticed that Angus is now telling everyone that he's an "accordian" as opposed to a "discordian."
as long as it isn´t a cavaty search
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenQuote from: DJRubberduckyI suppose it's a sad reflection of modern Internet culture that I have to ask this, but is English not your primary language?
ehm....no, well in this forum sure.....but the myth of "English becomming the number one language due to the existence of the internet" has been proven wrong. that was only in the beginning age of the net when most (say 99 procent) was english.....now the number of other languages and their importance are gaining ground (french, spanish, arab, chinese,....)
I´m sometimes in different fora at once and I´m obliged to switch between german, english and dutch.
Ik weet, verhuur ons iedereen prat in slecht vertaalde Nederlands. Zou dat plezier niet zijn?
Quote from: gnimbleyQuote from: Den Sorte DragenQuote from: DJRubberduckyI suppose it's a sad reflection of modern Internet culture that I have to ask this, but is English not your primary language?
ehm....no, well in this forum sure.....but the myth of "English becomming the number one language due to the existence of the internet" has been proven wrong. that was only in the beginning age of the net when most (say 99 procent) was english.....now the number of other languages and their importance are gaining ground (french, spanish, arab, chinese,....)
I´m sometimes in different fora at once and I´m obliged to switch between german, english and dutch.
Ik weet, verhuur ons iedereen prat in slecht vertaalde Nederlands. Zou dat plezier niet zijn?
you south-African (Afrikaans) or just being dutch and pulling my leg?
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenQuote from: gnimbleyQuote from: Den Sorte DragenQuote from: DJRubberduckyI suppose it's a sad reflection of modern Internet culture that I have to ask this, but is English not your primary language?
ehm....no, well in this forum sure.....but the myth of "English becomming the number one language due to the existence of the internet" has been proven wrong. that was only in the beginning age of the net when most (say 99 procent) was english.....now the number of other languages and their importance are gaining ground (french, spanish, arab, chinese,....)
I´m sometimes in different fora at once and I´m obliged to switch between german, english and dutch.
Ik weet, verhuur ons iedereen prat in slecht vertaalde Nederlands. Zou dat plezier niet zijn?
you south-African (Afrikaans) or just being dutch and pulling my leg?
Law of the Under Ground
Rule #724
"No gnomes never gave no straight answer to no question, no way, no how."
Try This (http://www.babblefish.com/babblefish/language_webt.htm)
Quote from: gnimbleyQuote from: Den Sorte DragenQuote from: gnimbleyWhere is the yellow tip, anyway? May I pull it? Please? Please? :D
whats a yellow tip (like a q-tip but yellow?)?
I don't know, It's driving me crazy. Where's the yellow tip? And why am I not supposed to pull on it?
Sorry. I found it. Silly me. Tsk, tsk.
Quote from: gnimbleyQuote from: Den Sorte DragenQuote from: gnimbleyQuote from: Den Sorte DragenQuote from: DJRubberduckyI suppose it's a sad reflection of modern Internet culture that I have to ask this, but is English not your primary language?
ehm....no, well in this forum sure.....but the myth of "English becomming the number one language due to the existence of the internet" has been proven wrong. that was only in the beginning age of the net when most (say 99 procent) was english.....now the number of other languages and their importance are gaining ground (french, spanish, arab, chinese,....)
I´m sometimes in different fora at once and I´m obliged to switch between german, english and dutch.
Ik weet, verhuur ons iedereen prat in slecht vertaalde Nederlands. Zou dat plezier niet zijn?
you south-African (Afrikaans) or just being dutch and pulling my leg?
Law of the Under Ground
Rule #724
"No gnomes never gave no straight answer to no question, no way, no how."
Try This (http://www.babblefish.com/babblefish/language_webt.htm)
does this remind anyone else of David Bowie´s song about a weird litle Gnome?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
my friend, Angus Thermopile
You didn't perchance take that name from a particular series of books by Stephen R. Donaldson?
Why is it that everyone on these fora make endless references to people I've never heard of?
Quote from: Wenchmaster KQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
my friend, Angus Thermopile
You didn't perchance take that name from a particular series of books by Stephen R. Donaldson?
Nope, I wonder if that's where Angus got if from?
He's a real person. I didn't make him up.
Do you think there should be less lettuce on the Angus?
is pulling the yellow tip anything like pulling the finger
Why does nobody love me
I Love You, though it kinda makes me feel gay
Does that make you feel better
I Love You, though it kinda makes me feel gay
Does that make you feel better?
Does it make you feel scared that you don't even know who just propositioned you?
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote from: MedeoWhy is it that everyone on these fora make endless references to people I've never heard of?
Because it's fun to make your head spin around like a broken bobble-head
Quote from: HotsumaQuote from: MedeoWhy is it that everyone on these fora make endless references to people I've never heard of?
Because it's fun to make your head spin around like a broken bobble-head
Anyone ever hear of Medeo?
Touch?©
::spews on the touche'::
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenQuote from: HotsumaQuote from: MedeoWhy is it that everyone on these fora make endless references to people I've never heard of?
Because it's fun to make your head spin around like a broken bobble-head
Anyone ever hear of Medeo?
Ummm...hello?
Does anyone else think we need to change the subject?
Did you see the monkey on her back?
What should we change it to?
Did you see the purple Dinosaur on Medeo's back?
Ummm.....nope....is it a tattoo?
Or a real live dinosaur?
is it barney?
medeo=barney?
Why am I getting this image of a childish purple dinosaur in chainmail and wielding a broadsword? :D
How long have you been awake?
Or rather, how much did you inhale?
Hey man, you know how high the nitrogen concentration is in our atmosphere, right? :D
Why do we need to know that?
I guess the general population on this board knows the difference between nitrogen and nitrous oxide, hm?
Possibly. But who wants to care?
DOenst it have somethign to do with Molocules?
Or physicallistics?
or physikallistics
Kallistics, it's what's for dinner.
are Kallistics anything like fishsticks?
Quote from: Malaulare Kallistics anything like fishsticks?
I dunno, but I'll work on a recipe.
good diea, but wouldt it be any good?
and who would wanna eat it?
Quote from: Malaulgood diea, but wouldt it be any good?
and who would wanna eat it?
It would be good.
You all would try it, woncha?
Nuh huh
not me
EW
It'll have caffeine in it.
oh gods
thats awful
but
but
caffeine?
Ohhhhh
OH THE HORROR!!!!
DECISIONS!!
::cracks::
All Hail Caffeinatrix!!!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
No one ever hails me :(
Hail Medeo!
Thanks Hugh :) I needed that
Hail Medeo for needing hailing!
Hail everyone!
All Hail the Black Panthers!!!!
Err... I'm a bit too white for that one
Quote from: MedeoErr... I'm a bit too white for that one
They weren't ant-white, just anti-cracker.
Oh. Then by all means, Hail the Black Panthers!
Isn't this supposed to be questions only?
Then again, does it even matter?
Quote from: Wenchmaster KIsn't this supposed to be questions only?
Then again, does it even matter?
Questions? WTF are those?
Child: Dad, what's a dictionary?
Father: I dunno, look it up!
WTF is a dictionary and why should we care?
Exactly! Hail Eris, friend!
Quote from: MedeoExactly! Hail Eris, friend!
What is a team of monkeys? And why do they work around the clock?
And why would they try to type out Shakespeare?
For that matter, who IS Shakespeare?
And why do we even speak English? WTF is up with that?
Cxu mi ja parolas la Anglan?
Quote from: MedeoCxu mi ja parolas la Anglan?
Quoi? Je t'entend pas
Je ris chaque fois que je regarde ta visage.
Les singes sont chouettes... et n'oubliez pas les gateaux. Mais dois-je rester au lit? J'ai acquis un roc!
Ouaiiiiiiis!!!!
Moi, aussi.
Mais tout est a ma convient maintenant...
If I may interrupt for a moment...
Well, boys and girls, we're nearing the 100th page of my little Questions Only game and I wanted to take this time to thank all of you for making this possible. We've had some hearty laughs, some heated conflicts- even an intelligent thought now and then.
To my knowledge, this is the third longest-running topic on the whole site, after Three Word Story and Word Association. I couldn't have asked for a bigger response- and if I did, well, then I would just be a greedy asshat, wouldn't I?
So, here's to all of you, and to another 100 pages. You've all been so great.
::butters a toast to everyone and everything::
All Hail Medeo!!!!!
And Hail Eris now, of course, before she gets pissed.
I like toast, don't you?
At what point does bread become toast?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI like toast, don't you?
Why, yes I do.
You said 'toast'.
::Throws toast at Bella::
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI like toast, don't you?
Why, yes I do.
You said 'toast'.
::Throws toast at Bella::
FOOD FIGHT!
::Throws buttered toast with jam at Hugh::
::eats toast::
::Throws tequila bottle at Bella::
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::confetti & such::
Praise Eris and pass the tequila!
Quote from: Medeo*100 PAGES*
(http://www.digi-hound.com/wp/img_wp3/wp_fireworks_dual3.jpg)
AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW-YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
HOOOOOOOOO-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
oops. Little big, isn't it? Sorry.
Nothing's too big.
Quote from: gnimbleyoops. Little big, isn't it? Sorry.
No prob, I'm beyond flattered anyhow :)
Shh shh! Not now, son! I'm making.... TOAST!
Will someone help me count to 100?
In what language?
Shouldn't that be, "in which language"? </grammar nazi>
Quote from: Guido FinucciShouldn't that be, "in which language"? </grammar nazi>
Shouldn't "Grammar Nazi" be capitalized? </asshat>
Quote from: MedeoQuote from: Guido FinucciShouldn't that be, "in which language"? </grammar nazi>
Shouldn't "Grammar Nazi" be capitalized? </asshat>
Haven't you read the XHTML reccomendations that state all tags should be in lower case? </ditto>
Should I have read those? </egg on face>
The hell? </confusion>
Didn't you get the message? </instigation>
You mean there was a message?
Perhaps it was supposed to be a massage instead?
Perhaps Bella would like a massage? :twisted:
why is it always yellow?
The Banana Guard, you mean?
you think he meant his piss?
Who got pissed?
did you see the piss on your legs?
why am I so wet?
Were you standing too close to Dragen?
will this have any bad long-term effects?
Can there be another answer?
Do we really need any more questions?
(Not that I'm trying to stop the game, mind you...)
any reason you ask that?
Quote from: MedeoDo we really need any more questions?
(Not that I'm trying to stop the game, mind you...)
aren't there too many answers in this universe?
What is the universal Question~Answer ratio?
1687354684657654681687354684 : 1
was that a question?
why do my feet smell like feet?
cause they're supossed to?
I wonder what they would smell like if they didn't smell like feet?
What is the smell of one foot sweating?
jkust a little bit less stinky than normal
Are you sure?
Do I look sure to you?
Would you buy a used car from Richard Nixon?
You expect me to talk to that stiff?
What the hell is up with your avatar?
who's avatar?
Medeo's?
you don't know who you're talking about?
why did the avatar cross the bbs?
why oh why did the chicken cross the street?
Quote from: Joe MusashiWhat the hell is up with your avatar?
En't you ever viddied this (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005ATQB/qid=1084565720/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1__i1_xgl74/002-4736171-1072005?v=glance&s=dvd) malenky piece of sinny, droog?
(Speaking of which, someone respond to my "Nadsat" thread in Linguistics. Please?!)
Quote from: MedeoQuote from: Joe MusashiWhat the hell is up with your avatar?
En't you ever viddied this (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005ATQB/qid=1084565720/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1__i1_xgl74/002-4736171-1072005?v=glance&s=dvd) malenky piece of sinny, droog?
(Speaking of which, someone respond to my "Nadsat" thread in Linguistics. Please?!)
movie a must droog.
Yeah, who wouldn't want to see a guy bludgeon an old woman to death with a giant ceramic wang?
Like you would've been able to miss it?
not like: are you a beethoven fan?
Can you see what they did to his eyes?
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisCan you see what they did to his eyes?
to beethovens eyes? Wasn´t it his ears?
you didn't see that huge dog running down the street?
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisyou didn't see that huge dog running down the street?
Was that men´s best friend or cujo?
stupid question.
Quote from: Unbound Wrenchstupid question.
ehm, that happens when NOT ASKING a question no?
can a question be stupid or is there just no answer for a such a question?
Don´t teachers usually say "that´s a stupid question" after having proclaimed "there are no stupid question" in order to falsifie the given statement?
wouldn't you think i would know about it if this were true?
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferiswouldn't you think i would know about it if this were true?
Wouldn´t you do that?
You don't think I could do better?
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisYou don't think I could do better?
as a matter of fact i do, so what would you do for example?
have you ever heard of the ginger beer torture?
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferishave you ever heard of the ginger beer torture?
no, whats that with americans and torture all the time? (....I sooooooo gotta get an american girlfriend)
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenQuote from: chaosgraves:agentoferishave you ever heard of the ginger beer torture?
no, whats that with americans and torture all the time? (....I sooooooo gotta get an american girlfriend)
Would you believe I got it from a book by some Europeon?
Do Europeans have access to that kind of technology?
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenQuote from: chaosgraves:agentoferishave you ever heard of the ginger beer torture?
no, whats that with americans and torture all the time? (....I sooooooo gotta get an american girlfriend)
you think youre so smart dontcha?
Does anyone else find WalMart incredibly depressing?
I foolishly went there for some plants and some peanuts and a new headset because it's the only place in town where I could get all those things in one stop. But everyone there was looking stressed and I came away feeling out of sorts.
Do you need a hug, Bella?
Yes, can I have one please?
::hugs Bella::
Feel better?
Much better. How did you know I needed that?
Why did you steal my hug?
Give it back. :evil:
Sorry....here you go.
Happy now?
Yes. Don't do that again, okay?
Is anyone ever happy?
I'm momentarily happy, how about you?
With an avatar like yours, how could they be?
My avatar has ruined my taste for Beethoven...
Why do you keep it, then?
Why has Medeo been tasting Beethoven, anyway?
Has he been tasting Beethoven's Fifth?
You don't think he's coming to taste my fifth (of vodka), do you?
ANy one wanna share my absinthe?
What year is it?
Is it vintage 4176?
Is it true that absinthe makes the heart grow fonder?
Where did you hear that?
Yeah?
wanna make someting of it?
make what of what?
First base?
Can someone explain that whole 'bases' thing to me?
Seriously?
Well, do you get extra points for being upside-down?
You're asking me?
If you don't know, why are you butting in on the conversation?
Would you believe I'm taking notes?
Can you take notes quietly?
If I take notes loudly but nobody hears it, is it really that loud?
Since I can hear you taking notes from here don't you think that question is a little moot?
Since we're no longer talking about the topic in question, does it matter how I take notes on it?
Don't you think this topic would get back on track if you'd just stop interrupting with your note taking?
Is there really a track to get back on?
Would you two please stop bickering and carry on with whatever you were doing in the first place?
Or not. Just as you please.
Were we bickering? I didn't notice...
Did you really think we were bickering?
Nope just said it to get your attention.
Did it work?
Good.....carry on.
have you derailed my train of thought, or crashed my automobile of wisdom? whats wrong with you people? are you CRAZY!? -grin-
Do you need a minute to realize how ridiculous that question is, given which boards you're posting on?
Quote from: Tumani Le Arch Lazinesshave you derailed my train of thought, or crashed my automobile of wisdom? whats wrong with you people? are you CRAZY!? -grin-
Thank You Captain Obvious! :twisted:
Who is this Captain Obvious I keep hearing about?
I totally misread that the first time.
I thought we were talking about Captain Oblivious. :roll:
Have you ever seen Oblivious (the game show you don't even know you're on)?
I haven't. Is it good?
It is. The host seems to have no social phobiae whatsoever- he'll embarass himself and everyone else in any way he can for our amusement :twisted:
And now, I will end this sentence with a question mark so as to keep the game going?
If that is all it takes then I can do it, too?
Yeah, that's the spirit?
Hooray! I used to be uncomfortable posting in this thread until you pointed that out?
I still feel uncomfortable posting to this thread?
I know what you mean. It's like I'm being watched?
and everyone seems so judgemental?
as though they can see me in my underwear?
Hey... I think this webcam thing is still on?
Now you are just all up ons?
no. but I do want to hide in this footlocker for a few weeks?
Okay then. I do hope it isn't too cramped?
fridge, jacquzzi, balcony, hifi, ,plasma screen. I'm amazed I didn't move in here sooner?
Care to explain what all up ons is?
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDCare to explain what all up ons is?
Have you not seen Teen Girl Squad?
Quote from: Guido FinucciQuote from: St. Trollax, ODDCare to explain what all up ons is?
Have you not seen Teen Girl Squad?
No. Never. I'm not a very TV-watching person?
It isn't on TV?
doesn't it have something to do with flying toasters from an alternate reality and their kooky adventures with mustard?
Did you ever have dreams that you couldn't quite remember, and yet the overall mood or theme of those dreams haunted you all day?
once or twice, but then again it's not unusual for me to be horney as hell all day.
Poor Thwack, no one to torture today?
Yeah, Thwack. Why do you assume my dream was sexual in nature?
can any one answer that?
anyone?
anyone?
I seen that twice didn't I?
Iunno
didja?
isthatarealword?
Iunno issit?
you think you have me on this one?
possibly?
can't be to sure about that one can you?
me?
Sure about soemthing?
ARe you kidding?
do I look like I'm kidding?
do I have to turn this car around?
you know what it means If I have to turn this car around?
no, but will ya tell me?
have you heard of the iron maiden?
Iunno, what is it?
You know I was asking cause I wanted to know don't you?
Nope, you think I'm some kind of mind reader or something?
you're not?
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferishave you heard of the iron maiden?
(http://www.pritchettcartoons.com/caricatures/maggie.jpg)
what the hell was that?
ANy one got bleach?
don't you think thats nirvana's best album?
...?
Cat got your tongue?
foamy?
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisCat got your tongue?
Funny that you were talking about Nirvana just prior to that...
I dont get it
can you explain?
What the hell have I been missing?
You've missed a lot!
How're the chili peppers doing?
I thought about you last night when Illusion and I were eating
very very hot nepalese food last night.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou've missed a lot!
How're the chili peppers doing?
I thought about you last night when Illusion and I were eating
very very hot nepalese food last night.
I LOVE Nepali food!!!!!!
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou've missed a lot!
How're the chili peppers doing?
I thought about you last night when Illusion and I were eating
very very hot nepalese food last night.
I LOVE Nepali food!!!!!!
did you say Na Pali food? Roasted Skaarj was always my favourite.
It was my first time ever and I swear it was the best thing in the entire world.
The tandoori chef came out and visited and kept bringing us "samples" to taste until we thought we were going to burst.
We had a rice dish called Biry Ani, and Naan and galic Naan,
and MissMass Takari, and Chicken Vindaaloo, and Saag Paneer,
and tea and Mango Lassi.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomIt was my first time ever and I swear it was the best thing in the entire world.
The tandoori chef came out and visited and kept bringing us "samples" to taste until we thought we were going to burst.
We had a rice dish called Biry Ani, and Naan and galic Naan,
and MissMass Takari, and Chicken Vindaaloo, and Saag Paneer,
and tea and Mango Lassi.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIC NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella, when I stop by on my way to DC you must take me to this eatery...
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou've missed a lot!
How're the chili peppers doing?
I thought about you last night when Illusion and I were eating
very very hot nepalese food last night.
My Scotch Bonnets are looking great, My chocolate habaneros... not so good. Cayanne's are looking good also. I will be replacing the chocolates with caribbean reds and orange this weekend, but will leave my best looking plant hopeing for at least a few peppers for seed for next year.
Why did all my chocolate habaneros do so poorly? and
What the hell happened to my green thumb?
I'm sorry about your chocolate peppers.
I love chocolate anything, you know.
It's probably just the weather and nothing to do with your green thumb.
Quote from: MalaulI dont get it
can you explain?
Well, to how many Nirvana songs can
you understand the lyrics?
Quote from: MedeoQuote from: MalaulI dont get it
can you explain?
Well, to how many Nirvana songs can you understand the lyrics?
23 of them.
Why not 32?
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC23 of them.
Why is it the Law of Fives? Why not Fours? Or Seventy-Twos?
Quote from: MedeoQuote from: St. Hugh, KSC23 of them.
Why is it the Law of Fives? Why not Fours? Or Seventy-Twos?
You are 68 of them.
Why that many?
Quote from: PlaidikinsWhy that many?
Why not?
Why yes?
Quote from: PlaidikinsWhy yes?
Exactly.
Five tons of flax!
What you say?
Something or other.
Can you define that?
Quote from: PlaidikinsCan you define that?
Sure. Just send me five tonnes of potatoes, and about three pounds of cayenne powder.
Sure. I'll get to that right away.
Yeah, right. You don't think I'm stupid enough to fall for that, do you? ... Wait, don't answer that.
Sure. Whatever you say.
Did I say something?
Quote from: PlaidikinsDid I say something?
Oh-kay. You wrote it.
bizzle!
Bizzle? Are you sure?
Quote from: PlaidikinsBizzle? Are you sure?
I am. Except that I might not be.
Cool. Cool. Or not.
Quote from: PlaidikinsCool. Cool. Or not.
Possibly or maybe.
Not possibly-maybe?
Definitely not!
Why "not"?
Quote from: PlaidikinsWhy "not"?
FnoRD!
Dronf!
Rama lama ding dong pow!
Boofity wofuzil zippy bang-a wang-a!
Poop
aren't this too much answers for the questions only thread?
Why would you say that?
Why would you ask him that?
yes!! why do you ask me difficult questions like that when I am drunk??
Why would you ask him that?
Quote from: mobbingyes!! why do you ask me difficult questions like that when I am drunk??
Why are you difficult when you are drunk?
can I hear the next question please?
this one is too hard
How am I to know when you're drunk or sober?
did you already smell my fart??
You been hanging out with Devil Squerril again?
Isn't DS just the cutest thing you ever saw?
Drunk, where is the booze?
Not drunk, where's the booze?
Depressed, where's the gun?
why in the world don't people realize that when they are drpress, it would be a better idea to kill others than themselves?
That would be my personal choice, as well.
hey bella... how have you been?
Yeah, and when did they stop giving out the death penalty for failing to commit suicide, too?
Quote from: Rev Thwackhey bella... how have you been?
I'm doing pretty good. Just gardening and working and dealing with changes. How about yourself, Thwack?
well, if I said that I'm now a strict member of the church of the latter-day saints, that I am working for greenpeace, and that I consider tofu to be the world's best food, would I still be me?
::scribble, scribble, scribble::
Very interesting.
Umm... studying to be a shrink?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: Rev Thwackhey bella... how have you been?
I'm doing pretty good. Just gardening and working and dealing with changes. How about yourself, Thwack?
this is the FIRST time EVER that Ive seen you spell Thwack with the C
you always drop it!!!
WOW
My world just fell apart
Quote from: Rev Thwackwell, if I said that I'm now a strict member of the church of the latter-day saints, that I am working for greenpeace, and that I consider tofu to be the world's best food, would I still be me?
Yup. Cause you'd be toying with me.
PS: Malaul, sorry about your world.
I decided it was time to stop toying with Thwack and spell his name correctly.
but but but why?????
umm.... because she realized that it wasn't bothering me? could she have thought that I didn't even realize that she was doing it?
did that sound too condencending?
does anyone else find it unnerving that we have over 480 registered users, but have never had over 44 people on at once?
::scribble, scribble, scribble::
How do you feel about finding it unnerving that we have over 480 registered users, but have never had over 44 people on at once? Is this a sign of misplaced fruit bat anxiety?
so, by trying to psycho-analyze me, you are saying that you are ready to delve into a reigon that no man has been able to glimpse at witout loosing every upper level brain function?
Quote from: Rev Thwackumm.... because she realized that it wasn't bothering me? could she have thought that I didn't even realize that she was doing it?
In all honesty, I didn't even realize I was doing it. The previous answer was my pathetic attempt to cover up my inability to read and spell.
PS: As to the registered users. I reckon it's a comination of factors.
One is that we tend to scare people off. The other is that most of us have secret identities.....or not.
you would never have a secret identity, would you bella?
Nope, not me.
And neither would you, right?
umm... did I have any more beyond the now locked version of trollax and the hick?
oh wait..... your sister is going to kill me now for admiting to that last one, huh?
Can't remember.
You realize I already knew about the hick from that pm he sent me, right?
And yes, she is. :twisted:
Quote from: Rev Thwackso, by trying to psycho-analyze me, you are saying that you are ready to delve into a reigon that no man has been able to glimpse at witout loosing every upper level brain function?
::scribble, scribble, scribble::
Very interesting. So what exactly is in this reigon that no man has been able to glimpse at witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing
Eerp!
Damn it, and I was having such a good nap. Now I have to go and reboot him again. Txhwack, you should be ashamed of yourself. That was just petty.
Umm... wouldn't petty be me doing that on a bet and then sitting and laughing about it while I rub myself against the back of his head?
what do you know about that?
wouldn't you like to find out before it happens to you?
you don't like surprises?
Why am I laughing and not surprised?
Why did my secret identity only post once?
Why can't I remember the damn password?
Won't the MGT will send you a new one if you ask nicely?
perhaps.......they will! :D
Why can't I remember secret identities name?
Because I dropped you on your head when you were a baby?
How long after the expiration date on tghe yogurt container is it still safe to eat?
I have one here that says to use it by April 5th - so that one's out.
But the second one says to eat it by May 15th. That should still be okay, right?
Quote from: illusionHow long after the expiration date on tghe yogurt container is it still safe to eat?
I have one here that says to use it by April 5th - so that one's out.
But the second one says to eat it by May 15th. That should still be okay, right?
Go for it. You can always smell it to be sure.
I tried it and it was sour. :evil:
Yuck!!!
Quote from: illusionI tried it and it was sour. :evil:
Yuck!!!
chuck it out.
or save it for a prank.
Hah!
First she tried to talk me into coming over and tasting it for her.
And then she had the cat try it first. And then she finally dumped it.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHah!
First she tried to talk me into coming over and tasting it for her.
And then she had the cat try it first. And then she finally dumped it.
The cat?
How mean!
Yeah, she's a horrible person.
And people call me evil. :roll:
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYeah, she's a horrible person.
And people call me evil. :roll:
You're not?
(http://www.marthatalks.com/images/Martha_09.jpg)
Agree to my demands, or worse will follow...
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHah!
First she tried to talk me into coming over and tasting it for her.
And then she had the cat try it first. And then she finally dumped it.
OH ILLUSION!!!!!!
SAY IT AINT SOOO!!!!!
thats awfuil!!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger(http://www.marthatalks.com/images/Martha_09.jpg)
Agree to my demands, or worse will follow...
What demands?
::murderates Martha::
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger(http://www.marthatalks.com/images/Martha_09.jpg)
Agree to my demands, or worse will follow...
What demands?
::murderates Martha::
Yeah, am I the only one who never heard these demands which Roger keeps threatening us into obeying?
Quote from: MalaulQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHah!
First she tried to talk me into coming over and tasting it for her.
And then she had the cat try it first. And then she finally dumped it.
OH DEMONICA!!!
SAY IT AINT SOOO!!!!!
thats awfuil!!
It's not Demonica, honey.
I'm talking about Illusion, the brat.
I dont know what youa re talkin about
I knew it was Illliusion all the time
weirdo
Is "weird"..... bad?!
depends on what what your comparison is based on
Quote from: MalaulI dont know what youa re talkin about
I knew it was Illliusion all the time
weirdo
Whacko!
YAKKO AND DOT!!
I likeed them
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: MalaulI dont know what youa re talkin about
I knew it was Illliusion all the time
weirdo
Whacko!
Whackbean!
Quote from: Malauldepends on what what your comparison is based on
That's true- I guess there's both positive and negative weirdness, just like order and disorder. For instance, Michael Jackson weird = mostly negative.
Whereas, the majority of people (and other things) on this forum weird = positive
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: MalaulI dont know what youa re talkin about
I knew it was Illliusion all the time
weirdo
Whacko!
Whackbean!
Fruitcake!
What can I do?
I want to go to the movies but the heating and air guy
is coming over to blow out my ducts.
Why don't you have someone let the heating guy in for you?
Quote from: Duchess DemonicaWhat can I do?
I want to go to the movies but the heating and air guy
is coming over to blow out my ducts.
There are SO many ways that could be misinterpreted...
Quote from: illusionQuote from: St. Hugh, KSCQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: MalaulI dont know what youa re talkin about
I knew it was Illliusion all the time
weirdo
Whacko!
Whackbean!
Fruitcake!
Nutbar!
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCQuote from: illusionQuote from: St. Hugh, KSCQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: MalaulI dont know what youa re talkin about
I knew it was Illliusion all the time
weirdo
Whacko!
Whackbean!
Fruitcake!
Nutbar!
Space Cadet!
Quote from: MedeoQuote from: Duchess DemonicaWhat can I do?
I want to go to the movies but the heating and air guy
is coming over to blow out my ducts.
There are SO many ways that could be misinterpreted...
ooops! :oops:
Quote from: Malaria test subject #777Why don't you have someone let the heating guy in for you?
Why?
Quote from: Duchess DemonicaQuote from: MedeoQuote from: Duchess DemonicaWhat can I do?
I want to go to the movies but the heating and air guy
is coming over to blow out my ducts.
There are SO many ways that could be misinterpreted...
ooops! :oops:
Quote from: Malaria test subject #777Why don't you have someone let the heating guy in for you?
Why?
That way you could go to the movies and the ducts get blown. Right?
:oops: :oops: :oops:
Hmmm......this conversation sounds strangely familiar. :twisted:
http://www.adultswim.com/clips/spaceghost/elizabeth/index.html
Hee hee hee!
Heehee... look at my location
Quote from: MedeoHeehee... look at my location
Medeo, that's soooo bad.
I love it. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
PS: Has anyone else noticed that when you click on 777's profile it says
"contact Malaria"? I don't know why that strikes me as so funny.
PPS: Oh lardy, Demonica and I a serious case of the giggles tonight.
Quote from: MedeoHeehee... look at my location
Hee hee hee! :twisted:
Look at mine
P.S. Look at Bella's
Stop it!
I've been at that location for a long time now.
You get your butt in the corner, missy.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomStop it!
I've been at that location for a long time now.
You get your butt in the corner, missy.
Not the
CORNER!
We should get everyone to change their locations so that they somehow involve the word "blow"
Then it's a party
hee hee hee
Let's party!
I have to stay in this corner for awhile...........Bella's so mean...it just 'blows' me away......
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomStop it!
I've been at that location for a long time now.
You get your butt in the corner, missy.
Not the CORNER!
Yup the
CORNER.
And don't think I can't make her do it, either.
What this corner?
over here...........near the ducts?
:twisted:
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: St. Hugh, KSCQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomStop it!
I've been at that location for a long time now.
You get your butt in the corner, missy.
Not the CORNER!
Yup the CORNER.
And don't think I can't make her do it, either.
Don't be SO mean!
She'll give you pie.
Okay, if she bribes me with pie, I'll let her off this one time.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOkay, if she bribes me with pie, I'll let her off this one time.
Sounds like a good plan to me.
Sounds like a pie to plan to me.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomSounds like a pie to plan to me.
Sounds like pie to me.
Sounds like pi to me.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomSounds like pi to me.
Golden Apple Pie?
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOkay, if she bribes me with pie, I'll let her off this one time.
Sounds like a good plan to me.
::Makes a Pie for Bella::
How does this one sound?
Blow Your Mind Banana Pudding Pie
1 (14.00 ounces) can Eagle Brand Condensed Milk
1 1/2 cups cold water
3 1/2 ounces instant banana pudding mix
1 pint heavy whipping cream
sliced banana
vanilla wafer
1. Combine the condensed milk; water and pudding mix in a bowl.
2. Mix thoroughly and chill in the refrigerator.
3. Pour heavy whipping cream in a bowl and beat until stiff.
4. Combine your whipping cream and the pudding mixture together.
5. Place a layer of Nilla Wafers on the bottom of a pie dish and then layer your bananas on top of the wafers and then spoon your creamy pudding mixture on top and continue this process until all of your ingredients are gone.
6. Refrigerate until ready to serve.
7. ENJOY!
8. *Ifyou would like you can always place your banana slices in the creamy pudding mixture if you would like and just spoon on top of the wafers*.
6-8 servings change to: US Metric servings
25 minutes 25 mins prep time
Of course, Golden Apple pie!
MMM PIE!
*Jumps at particularly violent peal of lightning and thunder*
(if that keeps up, I'll need to kayak my way home.)
Ouch!
*another peal of lightning/thunder*
(that was fucken loud! and it had multiple orgasms!)
I like thunder......but it's scary when it's too close.
The outside world is lost at sea right now.
Wow. How cool, but maybe you should stay where you are now instead of swimming home.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWow. How cool, but maybe you should stay where you are now instead of swimming home.
Yep. Unless the floodtide reaches this apartment.
:shock: I hope not. :shock:
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom:shock: I hope not. :shock:
I can't say I hope not. It might actually be fun, at least until the morning, when the whole aftermath has to be cleaned up.
Yup, it's the aftermath that does one in.
Zorga had to clean up after her house flooded once and she says it was a real pisser.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYup, it's the aftermath that does one in.
Zorga had to clean up after her house flooded once and she says it was a real pisser.
Yep. We have flood sewers and drains but they're saturated at the moment. We may all wash into the lake.
And here, it's going to be dry as dry can be from now until next October.
We never get spring storms like that.
I like the storms. They remind us city people what/who is in charge, so to speak.
I love storms, too.
They're great.
Quote from: MedeoQuote from: Malauldepends on what what your comparison is based on
That's true- I guess there's both positive and negative weirdness, just like order and disorder. For instance, Michael Jackson weird = mostly negative.
Whereas, the majority of people (and other things) on this forum weird = positive
you learn fast grasshopper
Quote from: MedeoQuote from: Duchess DemonicaWhat can I do?
I want to go to the movies but the heating and air guy
is coming over to blow out my ducts.
There are SO many ways that could be misinterpreted...
and I think that might have been the idea...
Ya Think? :twisted:
not often, how bout you?
Oh, every now and then when there's nothing better to do, you know what I mean?
uhmm, can I get back to you on that?
Will it take long?
Because I'm sooo easily distracted.
How long is long?
shouldn't you of all people know the answer to that?
Quote from: MedeoHow long is long?
5'4"
Long is my real last name
you really think you could handle that?
Quote from: Rev Thwackyou really think you could handle that?
You didn't read the fine print, did you?
Her name is "Long".
Yup, that's my name.
Hey, that's right isn't it?
Could you define "is"?
Is means my legal name is the word "Long".
how does having a last name of long mean that there is a chance that you can't handel a last name of long when you are only 5'4"?
Beats me. You set me up for that one, didn't you?
Quote from: BellaIs means my legal name is the word "Long".
Really? I'm a Cooper.
Nice to meet ya, Ms. Long
do I ever set anyone up for anything?
What do you think of my new sig?
Quote from: Rev Thwackdo I ever set anyone up for anything?
Do you ever not?
PS: Nice to meet you, too Mr. Cooper
I like the sig and your location, too.
Quote from: Rev Thwackhow does having a last name of long mean that there is a chance that you can't handel a last name of long when you are only 5'4"?
I can't Handel, but I can Beethoven.
Does anyone else think that Beethoven has better endings than Handel?
Quote from: Guido FinucciDoes anyone else think that Beethoven has better endings than Handel?
Is that the one where the butler did it?
even heard of the butler NOT doing it?
Quote from: Malauleven heard of the butler NOT doing it?
Not doing what?
you know,,, the killing and the murdering adn the cleaning up...
DOnt you read any mysteries?
I will have to know that I am a Junior Snooper Private Detective and I know all about mysteries!
What's a butler?
a butler is a guy who cleans up after people adn looks nice inna suit... Ever seen Clue?
Is that kind of like a Karma Manager, but with a suit?
hmmm good question.
(heym it works, the line still ends with a question)
Were you worried that someone might question your post?
You know.
(http://www.humanplague.com/archive/pissoff/pics/derailed.jpg)
are you tellin me I was off topic?
(I thought it was clever, makin a twist ont eh questions only thing...)
Well, it wasn't really the one I wanted, it was just all I could come up with real quick. I'd find a better one, but, ah, what were we talking about?.
well wht didja what?
and why are we whispering?
Yeah, why are you whispering?
Trying to read your posts is hurting my eyes.
IS THIS BETTER?!?!?
I REMEMBER NOW. THIS IS THE GIF I WANTED! NOT THAT OTHER ONE. SORRY.
AS I WAS SAYING.
Were you worried that someone might question your post?
You know.
(http://www.activistsandiego.org/wwwboard/images/smiles/rulez.gif)
yes?
no?
Maybe?
Take your time. No need to rush to a decision.
you sure?
yup.
Quote from: gnimbleyI REMEMBER NOW. THIS IS THE GIF I WANTED! NOT THAT OTHER ONE. SORRY.
AS I WAS SAYING.
Were you worried that someone might question your post?
You know.
(http://www.activistsandiego.org/wwwboard/images/smiles/rulez.gif)
Rules?
Rules? Rules? There are no rules here.....this is discordia.
Quote from: illusionQuote from: gnimbleyI REMEMBER NOW. THIS IS THE GIF I WANTED! NOT THAT OTHER ONE. SORRY.
AS I WAS SAYING.
Were you worried that someone might question your post?
You know.
(http://www.activistsandiego.org/wwwboard/images/smiles/rulez.gif)
Rules?
Rules? Rules? There are no rules here.....this is discordia.
That was the point. She was worried about something and I was just wondering why. Couldn't be the rules. Not around here.
I had to click back to the previous page to see what you guys were talking about. You made me do extra work.
I hope you're happy.
*sadly leaves room*
....
*gunshot*
did he mean to sound like pope lucifer?
Quote from: Malauldid he mean to sound like pope lucifer?
DOPPLEGANGER!?!?!?!
*removes his pants and runs around screaming*
Quote from: Malauldid he mean to sound like pope lucifer?
Yep, that's exactly whom I was imitating.
I think the "leaves room/gunshot" thing is almost a direct quote, actually...
*Lights Medeo on fire*
PH34R T3H D0PPL3G4NG3R!!!!
Great, now he's a drunken-Irish-pirate-ninja-doppelganger-thing...
Dangerous combination, that...
With no pants
*points to a few posts ago*
ph34r...
:shock:
im aslo afraid that ive been proosesed by horab
Horab is on my list of the Top 10 Reasons Why Canada Will One Day Dominate The Planet.
Beware.
PH34R everyone and everything, PH34R Canada, but most of all PH34R my lack of pants...
Quote from: Joe MusashiPH34R everyone and everything, PH34R Canada, but most of all PH34R my lack of pants...
I totally fear your lack of pants. :shock:
Quote from: illusionQuote from: Joe MusashiPH34R everyone and everything, PH34R Canada, but most of all PH34R my lack of pants...
I totally fear your lack of pants. :shock:
I'm just
PH34R!NG :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Im not
you cant scare me
Quote from: MedeoI had to click back to the previous page to see what you guys were talking about. You made me do extra work.
You need the exercise.
What's that supposed to mean?! :x
::scribble, scribble, scribble::
What do you think it means?
How does that remark make you feel?
Do you think I need to retard my anger?
Can anyone explain why I have such amazing luck posting replies that end up starting new pages of threads?
Does it have something to do with your avatar?
You think it's a cough-spiracy?
Conspiracy, where?!
London?
France?
...
Underpants?
Are you saying the queens involved in this?
Queen Anne?!?!?
Princess Anne?!?!
King Lear?
Timothy Leary?
Our King?
We have a king?
Quote from: EfrimWe have a king?
no we have...and he almost speaks the same language
if symbiotic mind enhancers were available, would you ??
Quote from: Grampa Kaosif symbiotic mind enhancers were available, would you ??
If symbiotic mind enhancers weren't available, would you?
If you had something but didn't know what it was, would you rather smoke it or have sex with it?
Hmm, how loud would it scream if I tried?
Quote from: MalaulHmm, how loud would it scream if I tried?
You mean, tried to smoke it or tried to have sex with it?
yes
Why don't you kill it first?
Necrophilia? :shock:
Nope, I decided she should smoke it.
But isnt smoking bad for you?
Only if your not smoking food
DO I have to eat it?
Can I just play with my food instead?
Food?!
Exactly what kind of food are we talking here?
The edible kind?
Cookies?
tortillas?
Is it artfully carved zucchini?
rather practically carved
Can someone tell me what we're talking about?
whould you care if they did?!?!?
Should I care?!?!?!
You want me to do your thinking for you?!?!?
dont you do that already?
Somebody has to do it for me.
why?
You honestly expect me to know why?
who about dishonestly?!?!?
Heh! Now that's much more my style.....how'd ya know?
what are you talking about?!?!?
your mom?
The one that died?!?!?
Yep, which one would I mean?
One of my other 4, maybe?!?!?
I thought they where still in jail?
You sure you know them?!?!?
I thought they sraed a cell with my mom?
Don't you mean your gandma?
WHy would they have been in jail?!?!?
You don't remember the great bank robbery they almost pulled off?
What part did they almost pull off?
are you chaosgraves*agentoferis?
what If I am?!?!?
what If I am?!?!?
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferiswhat If I am?!?!?
then you may be Medeo
well then... these are not the droids you're looking for.
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferiswell then... these are not the droids you're looking for.
weren´t those Ewoks?
Is Chaosgraves an ewok?
Quote from: MedeoIs Chaosgraves an ewok?
you are an ewok?
do I taste like chicken?!?!?
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisdo I taste like chicken?!?!?
an african or a european chicken?
Are we cooking me with coconuts now?!?!?
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisAre we cooking me with coconuts now?!?!?
no, were also having sex with coconuts
talk about yourself...
:: doesnot wish to be included in this::
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferistalk about yourself...
:: doesnot wish to be included in this::
you are the chicken involved
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenQuote from: chaosgraves:agentoferistalk about yourself...
:: doesnot wish to be included in this::
you are the chicken involved
I was afraid of that.
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisQuote from: Den Sorte DragenQuote from: chaosgraves:agentoferistalk about yourself...
:: doesnot wish to be included in this::
you are the chicken involved
I was afraid of that.
why? you only come into play when its gettin anal
I don't know what your talking about ...
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisI don't know what your talking about ...
:twisted:
nothing more fun in bed than a blindfolded chicken
really?!?!?
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisreally?!?!?
just wait and see(well feel)
Isn't it getting late?!?!?
Late? We're late? Late for what?!?!
Didn't you see the ads?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomLate? We're late? Late for what?!?!
We are late forra very important date?!!?!? DIDNT YOU GET THE MEMO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Oh Dear!!
you didnt get the memo did you?
I did get the memo, but unfortunately I won't have really gotten it until the next scene.
(If you don't understand that, go out and rent the movie "Memento" right now!)
::whine::
do I have to?
Quote from: Malaul::whine::
do I have to?
Only if you want to understand it.
damn it
Damn what?
IT!!!
you know
THEYS brother
Any relation to "Wasn't Me" and "The Government"? (The world's two greatest scapegoats!)
(http://www.timstvshowcase.com/3scomp3.jpg)
Agree to my demands, and the horror will end.
But......I like that show.
not
(http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/masterpiece/teeth/soundtrack/images/bay.jpg)
Only you can stop the madness.
How can we stop it?
Quote from: AnonymousHow can we stop it?
Simple. Agree to my demands.
And they are?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomAnd they are?
Wouldn't YOU like to know!
Rev Roger,
Has classified demands.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomAnd they are?
Wouldn't YOU like to know!
Rev Roger,
Has classified demands.
Not fair, you know how nosy I am. :evil:
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomAnd they are?
Wouldn't YOU like to know!
Rev Roger,
Has classified demands.
Not fair, you know how nosy I am. :evil:
I will post my demands soon enough.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI will post my demands soon enough.
No you won´t. You´re having too much fun this way.
Quote from: EfrimQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerI will post my demands soon enough.
No you won´t. You´re having too much fun this way.
Oh, but I WILL.
Someday.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: EfrimQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerI will post my demands soon enough.
No you won´t. You´re having too much fun this way.
Oh, but I WILL.
Someday.
I can´t even imagine what you would want. Or maybe I just don´t want to
I'm with you Efrim
I don't think he wants to end his fun yet.
Quote from: EfrimQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: EfrimQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerI will post my demands soon enough.
No you won´t. You´re having too much fun this way.
Oh, but I WILL.
Someday.
I can´t even imagine what you would want. Or maybe I just don´t want to
Actually, I already said What I Want.
Can we keep the game going while having this discussion?
Why not?
Why do pandas live in mountainous regions of China and Tibet, but only eat bamboo, which is prone to grow in dryer, more arid regions?
What if your head exploded right now for no reason?
Tch! What kind of stupid questio... *head explodes*
there is a game going on here? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Really? There's a game going on in New York?
there is ?
where?
When you said the word "here", you didn't mean New York?
you don't think she meant in her pants do you?!?!?
Goddess, I hope not. :shock:
Why's that?!?
How sad for Malaul if there's a game in her pants and she doesn't know it.
did she say party?!?!?
No, why do you ask?
If she was haveing one would you be invited to come?!?!?
Having one what?
am I going to have to start quoteing you again?!?!? ( sssbella doe's not like to be sunk)
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisam I going to have to start quoteing you again?!?!? ( sssbella doe's not like to be sunk)
yup
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisam I going to have to start quoteing you again?!?!? ( sssbella doe's not like to be sunk)
yup
what kind of question is that?!?!?
It's not a question, is it?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomIt's not a question, is it?
Isn't it just a word?!?!?
How can you call such at wonderfully succinct and versatile answer "just a word"?!?!
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHow can you call such at wonderfully succinct and versatile answer "just a word"?!?!
wasn't I just asking a question?!?!?
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHow can you call such at wonderfully succinct and versatile answer "just a word"?!?!
wasn't I just asking a question?!?!?
You think I don't realize that nothing you ask is "just a question"?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHow can you call such at wonderfully succinct and versatile answer "just a word"?!?!
wasn't I just asking a question?!?!?
You think I don't realize that nothing you ask is "just a question"?
did her hear me deny that I never said that this was not the case?!?!?
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHow can you call such at wonderfully succinct and versatile answer "just a word"?!?!
wasn't I just asking a question?!?!?
You think I don't realize that nothing you ask is "just a question"?
did her hear me deny that I never said that this was not the case?!?!?
Why are you still quoting everything I say?!?!?!
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWhy are still quoting everything I say?!?!?!
Why do you keep allowing yourself to be quoted?
Yeah, Bella. Why do you allow yourself to be quoted?
Quote from: Malaria test subject #777Yeah, Bella. Why do you allow yourself to be quoted?
Yeah, #777, why do you let me get away with crap like that?
Quote from: MedeoQuote from: Malaria test subject #777Yeah, Bella. Why do you allow yourself to be quoted?
Yeah, #777, why do you let me get away with crap like that?
Yeah, Medeo. Why do you and #777 try to get away with crap like that?
What's going on here?
You don't know?
cuz I was sooooo hoping someone could tell me what was going on here.
You think someone has a clue?!?!?
are you saying I'm blonde?
Do you hate it when your sister gives your secrets away?!?!?
Are you saying that she told you?
do you recall hearing me not denying that I meant for you to not believe that?!?!?
Why am I suspicious of my sister after all of these years?
Yeah!?!?
Can you name one thing I've ever done to foster feelings of suspicion, Sister Darling?!?!?!
Are you saying everyone on this
forum should be suspicious of you?
Moi? No no no, can't you tell I'm saying that there is no reason in the world to be susssssspicios of me?
Are you trying to fool all of these nice people?
What nice people?
you dont hitnk Im nice?>
Nope, I think you're wonderful.
Didn't you know that?
Oh wait, Im not people, Im cat!!
the other white meat...
Did you know I thiunk that you are pretty awsome too?
Really?
That's nice to know.
whatta ya mean really?
DO you doubt me?
Whadda ya mean, whadda ya mean?
Of course not, sweetie.
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/hammertime.gif)
wtf?
I didnt know it was hammer time already
DUN DUN NAH NUH NUH NUHH
NAH NUH
Is 1-900-MIXALOT toll-free?
wouldn't that be an 1-800 number if it were?!?!?
Are 1-800s the only toll-free numbers out there?
you've never heard of the 1-888 numbers?!?!?
1-877 numbers?
Opposite numbers?
Missing numbers?
Musical numbers?
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/punchballs.gif)(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/punchballs.gif)(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/punchballs.gif)
Where did you find that amazingly ugly emoticon?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWhere did you find that amazingly ugly emoticon?
You need to ask?
Just so I can avoid that site, ya know?
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/fatbanana.gif)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Who ate my last toaster waffle?
*Swallows something in her mouth* Was that yours?
Wasn't that waffle radioactive?
And wasn't it covered in mosquito larva?
Oh, is that why it tasted so good?
Or was it because of the chocolate-covered rattlesnake testicles?
someone in for some chocolate salty balls?
When did you turn into Chef?
Should we be thankful he didn't turn into Mr. Hankey?
should vwe be greatfull noone turned into big gay al?
ABBA singing: "There was something in my ass that night
I guess it was Fernando.
He was boning there for me and you
our big gay friend Fernando..."
Is that a real ABBA song?!
you think it was the village people?!?!?
it surely was ABBA no?
they had other songs to like:
"horny horny horny..."
"the fetish queen, young and mean only 17..."
"blowing me, blowing you..."
Are you pulling my leg?
you think thats what he was aiming for?!?!?
nope, do you?
Can you tell me who tis woman is?!?!?
Which woman?
would you believe i've never seen her?!?!?
Really?
What woman?
Huh?
¬øQu?©?
Witch woman? Isn´t that Bella?
Where?!?!? you think so?!?!?
well wonder witch woman would, won´t we?
we will?!?!?
will what?
will we wear white woolen water walkers?!?!?
which witch will walk where?
would witch wanda walk with witch wendy without warning?!?!?
while watering wild whores?
when would wild whore watering wake water walking witches?!?!?
well what would we want with whores?
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragenwell what would we want with whores?
tight teen tush?!?!?
torture, teasing, touching
what kinda question was that?!?!?
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferiswhat kinda question was that?!?!?
oops this is a question forum isn´t it?
are you lost?!?!?
yes but i don´t understand in what way I am lost, would you?
totally?!?!?
stalinistic?
You like genocide?!?!?
you like david bowie´s Diamond dogs?
who doesn't?!?!?
his enemies maybe?
he has enemies?!?!?
everybody does
I wonder why it has to be that way?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI wonder why it has to be that way?
just because....sometimes there are people that can´t stand you just because you are what you are.....i don´t know why that is
It sucks, doesn't it?
Quote from: MedeoIt sucks, doesn't it?
yep it does.....
how is that if you are different personalities btw?
Maybe people hate you twice as much?
Quote from: MedeoMaybe people hate you twice as much?
or love one and hate the other, a love-hate relationship
Ever seen the movie "Me, Myself, and Irene"?
It's kinda like that.
Was that a good movie?
not one of his best Ide say
Not by a long shot, but it had it's moments.
*can't keep a straight face during the 'golf' conversation in the train*
Shame on me, this is the Questions Only thread isnt it?
WIll you all forgive me?
Ugh! you meanie... and you drew me into the same mistake, didn't you?
Oh did I? ::shock::
DO you belive that I didnt mean to?
that it was an accident?
i don't believe you never!
woudl you give me directions to your base plz? thx.
Do you even know what to believe?
I belive all of it and none of it,,,
soda?
Quote from: MalaulOh did I? :shock:
DO you belive that I didnt mean to?
that it was an accident?
Quote from: horabwoudl you give me directions to your base plz? thx.
How gullible do you people think I am?
Quote from: Malaulsoda?
Like, Pepsi or Coke?
Or Diet Shasta? Hmmn can I get back to you?
in the north the y call it the pop. due to an unscrupulous amount of perception ebeliving i was offering sex, i have learned the wise ways of the south and renamed it soda. the north still hasn;t gotten the memo tho.
Quote from: horab
woudl you give me directions to your base plz? thx.
Go north on Interstate 2101 and exit onto the Way to Destruction. If you know what you doing, you'll see a Zig next to some great justice a little ways down- move this Zig toward the great justice and underneath there is all my base.
(Okay, I think I've sufficiently beaten that into the ground 8) )
Anybody want some of this wine that Bella and I are drinking tonight?
We got plenty and it's not even from the kind in a box.
Were the grapes squished by virgin's feet?
This isn't a question?
Is this an answer.
Is this an answer?
(http://www.parida.com/img/kissenger.gif)
Agree to my demands, or worse will follow.
I have a HUGE stash of bad 70's pics, and I am NOT afraid to use them.
Hmmm... Oddly, I couldn't find your demands in like, the last 4 pages... maybe you could go over them again to avoid unnecessary bloodshed...
8)
I suspect that's because he hasn't made any yet, CF. :twisted:
*sigh*
I figured as much.
grumble... stupid discordian terrorists... always leaving out details like what they want... grumble...
:roll:
doing things that seem halfassed is a discordians greatest weapon
Hmmm...
If it's worth doing, it's worth doing nonsensically.
Yeah, that's about right...
8)
Hey! Maybe it's a riddle and he's left us clues in all of his posts!
I like riddles :P Bet we could figure it out if we tried hard enough.
OK, I'm collected all of Roger's posts, had some people at the NSA who owe me favors run them through the crypto department, and decipher Roger's hidden demands...
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
*gulp*
Roger's hidden message is....
I just want a hug.
How sad.
8)
Ohhh.....that makes me cry. :cry:
Does he want a group hug? Or just one hug?
Or one hug from each of us on the forum?
Unfortunately, his message doesn't specify. Perhaps he was too ashamed to admit his desire for this simple bit of quintessentially human interaction, and it was all he could do to incorporate the basic request for a hug into a complicated algorithm underlying all of his posts.
:cry:
One thing is clear: He feels cut off from his fellow man and desperately needs our help to accept that he is, in fact, a valued and respected member of the community.
And if that doesn't work we can always shell him continuously for 24 hours.
8)
That makes sooooo much sense you realize we're going to pay for this later, right it's hard enough formulating such an algorithm in the first place, that he was forced to make it somewhat generic.
You know, we could always choose a "forum champion" and send that
individual out to meet with Roger and satisfy his demands for a hug.
That way, we've covered both options quite nicely. 8)
That's an excellent idea. well, yeah, but... no guts, no glory, right? I think that we should absolutely pick a representative to deliver our Hug Offering to Roger ASAP, so that we can diffuse this volitile situation.
8)
Any unwitting vic... Volunteers?
I concur yeah if we're gonna go down we might as well do it in style.....who wants to step forward and be out champion?
Who's brave enough to hug the "Goliath of Discord" on behalf of us all?
Perhaps we need a 'search for Roger's hug' thread... We can make it sticky so everyone has the oppertunity to volunteer... Plus, you know how much Roger loves sticky posts did somebody say style?...
8)
Quote from: Colonel FailurePerhaps we need a 'search for Roger's hug' thread... We can make it sticky so everyone has the oppertunity to volunteer... Plus, you know how much Roger loves sticky posts did somebody say style?...
8)
Mistake at NSA.
"Hug" should read "A giant firebreathing battle robot, for....<garbled>, so I can <garbled>, and shove a <garbled> up Donald Rumsfelds <garbled> on national TV. Furthermore, I want" <transmission interrupted>
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Who's brave enough to hug the "Goliath of Discord" on behalf of us all?
I honestly don't know what to say...
Darn......and here I was planning to volunteer my sister to go and hug you, Roger. But if Donald Rumsfeld is gonna be anywhere around, you can just forget it. :evil:
You like the new nickname? I reckon the "Goliath of Discord" suits you quite well.
Heh heh, first time I can ever remember causing you to be at a loss for words. I feel quite smug.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomDarn......and here I was planning to volunteer my sister to go and hug you, Roger. But if Donald Rumsfeld is gonna be anywhere around, you can just forget it. :evil:
You like the new nickname? I reckon the "Goliath of Discord" suits you quite well.
Heh heh, first time I can ever remember causing you to be at a loss for words. I feel quite smug.
I think I'm honored.
I think.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Colonel FailurePerhaps we need a 'search for Roger's hug' thread... We can make it sticky so everyone has the oppertunity to volunteer... Plus, you know how much Roger loves sticky posts did somebody say style?...
8)
Mistake at NSA.
"Hug" should read "A giant firebreathing battle robot, for....<garbled>, so I can <garbled>, and shove a <garbled> up Donald Rumsfelds <garbled> on national TV. Furthermore, I want" <transmission interrupted>
Really?
You sure you're not just covering up for embarassment at the discovery of the emotional vacuum your life has become?
Hmmm... maybe that is a little far-fetched... the giant robot thing is
certianly more plausible...
What do you think Bella? Should he get a Hug Offering anyway, just to be sure?
8)
I don't see how a little hug offering could hurt, do you?
Just to be on the safe side and all that.
PS: You think you're honored?
Roger.......don't you trussssst me?
Quote from: Colonel FailureYou sure you're not just covering up for embarassment at the discovery of the emotional vacuum your life has become?
What in the world ARE you talking about?
Emotional vacuum, indeed.
I have more pure hate than the state of Missouri, or even Utah.
More than Utah?!?!
That's a whole lot of hate.
Quote from: illusionMore than Utah?!?!
That's a whole lot of hate.
More than Utah.
I don't hate for a REASON, nor do I hate based on race, religion, gender, etc. I just hate. This is why my hate is so much purer than those potzers in the silly sacred underwear.
Accept me as your Short Duration Personal Savior(tm), and I'll shower hate on you, too.
However, in YOUR case, I will at least take it out of the big heavy can, first.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: illusionMore than Utah?!?!
That's a whole lot of hate.
More than Utah.
I don't hate for a REASON, nor do I hate based on race, religion, gender, etc. I just hate. This is why my hate is so much purer than those potzers in the silly sacred underwear.
Accept me as your Short Duration Personal Savior(tm), and I'll shower hate on you, too.
However, in YOUR case, I will at least take it out of the big heavy can, first.
Uhhh........sure, Roger.
::backs slowly towards the door::
But I'll have to take a raincheck on that ....
Short Duration Personal Savior? WTF?......I'm kind of late for work this morning.
Quote from: illusionQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: illusionMore than Utah?!?!
That's a whole lot of hate.
More than Utah.
I don't hate for a REASON, nor do I hate based on race, religion, gender, etc. I just hate. This is why my hate is so much purer than those potzers in the silly sacred underwear.
Accept me as your Short Duration Personal Savior(tm), and I'll shower hate on you, too.
However, in YOUR case, I will at least take it out of the big heavy can, first.
Uhhh........sure, Roger.
::backs slowly towards the door::
But I'll have to take a raincheck on that ....Short Duration Personal Savior? WTF?......I'm kind of late for work this morning.
Short Duration Personal Savior(tm)
It's a subgenius thingie.
Don't do it, Illusion.
I'm pretty sure it's a trick.
He just wants a hug from ya. :twisted:
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Colonel FailureYou sure you're not just covering up for embarassment at the discovery of the emotional vacuum your life has become?
What in the world ARE you talking about?
Emotional vacuum, indeed.
I have more pure hate than the state of Missouri, or even Utah.
I'm probably just delerious from sleep deprivation... or you're in denial about the hug thing...
Either way, it's fine with me...
8)
Quote from: Colonel FailureQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Colonel FailureYou sure you're not just covering up for embarassment at the discovery of the emotional vacuum your life has become?
What in the world ARE you talking about?
Emotional vacuum, indeed.
I have more pure hate than the state of Missouri, or even Utah.
I'm probably just delerious from sleep deprivation... or you're in denial about the hug thing...
Either way, it's fine with me...
8)
Probably both.....you're sleep deprived and he's doing his best to be in denial about wanting a hug from my sister.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: Colonel FailureQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Colonel FailureYou sure you're not just covering up for embarassment at the discovery of the emotional vacuum your life has become?
What in the world ARE you talking about?
Emotional vacuum, indeed.
I have more pure hate than the state of Missouri, or even Utah.
I'm probably just delerious from sleep deprivation... or you're in denial about the hug thing...
Either way, it's fine with me...
8)
Probably both.....you're sleep deprived and he's doing his best to be in denial about wanting a hug from my sister.
The Good Reverend would NEVER deny wanting a hug from the lovely ladies...and The Good Reverend himself is having a little sleep problem, as my boss has benn flinging me back an forth between 2d and 3d shift.
Going to bed. Now.
Comet, or no comet.
After I do this:
(http://www.boobooday.com/evilbush.jpg)
Agree to my demands or...well...you know.
Arghhhh!!
Sleep well, Roger.
I'll tell my sister she owes you a big hug, k?
'K.
G'night.
::hugs::
HUGS!!
HUGS I SAY!!!
HUGS for everyone!!
I will ALWAYS hug a person, even cranky folks who are the goliath of Discordia!!!
Yeah, what was I thinking in volunteering my sister when I could be getting hugs, instead?
::hugs the Goliath of Discord and the Karma Manager::
oh look, its a Malaul sandwich
My boss and a male coworker where standing on either side of me at work today
and my boss colin looks at brian says
OH LOOK its a Faelan asndwich
and brian says oh no, its not
its a MAN-wich baby
:x :x :x
Roger sleeps?
So he claims.
Who woulda thunk it?
Thunk?
Is that when you cross sink with lemons and thud?
I thought is was what you got when you played a game of sink in the Land of Thud.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI thought is was what you got when you played a game of sink in the Land of Thud.
Yuck! Thud!
I still have bad feelings in my stomach remembering that place when I had to go there and liberate all you 'banished' people.
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI thought is was what you got when you played a game of sink in the Land of Thud.
Yuck! Thud!
I still have bad feelings in my stomach remembering that place when I had to go there and liberate all you 'banished' people.
Well, it was a lot more fun before the chipmonks ran amok and set fire to the whole damned place.
I mean we had pizza and beer and X-Ray glasses and everything!
Blast those chipmunks
Someday they'll pay
Is this fun?
Sure, dontcha think?
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCRoger sleeps?
Not nearly enough.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerAfter I do this:
(http://www.boobooday.com/evilbush.jpg)
Agree to my demands or...well...you know.
{{{{{{Hugs Roger}}}}}}
Hee hee hee :lol:
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
{{{{{{Hugs Roger}}}}}}
Hee hee hee :lol:
How could I NOT post that?
Obviously, it just HAD to be posted.
shouldn´t we be askin questions?
Won't we just run out of decent questions to ask at some point?
Do you think that's possible?
(http://home.earthlink.net/~andrea63/bushispazuzu.gif)
Heh heh......you ever notice how GWB flares his nostrils when he doesn't like something?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHeh heh......you ever notice how GWB flares his nostrils when he doesn't like something?
That's nothing. Look at his LEGS:
(http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040609/i/r1719472069.jpg)
Going to bed now, haven't slept in 1.5 days.
OMG....that's horrific.
Goodnight, Roger.
Sleep well.
Does Bush enjoy gettin' footloose?
I'D WAGER OL GEORGIE IS ALWAYS DOWN TO KICK OFF HIS SUNDAY SHOES.
/me laughs maniacally at his abuse of capitalization
Quote from: Horabme laughs maniacally at his abuse of capitalization
Are you referring to your abuse of symantical capitalization, or to Dubya's abuse of the capitalist system?
Quote from: MedeoDoes Bush enjoy gettin' footloose?
Doesn't he have kneecaps, like normal people?
Are there any "normal people" from Texas?
but do they move to texas?!?!?
Who?
Move what to Texas?
Why move anything to Texas? Ever?!
And especially, why move London Bridge to Texas??
*Looking around nervously* Just who the hell are you Weirdos? and Why is there a Bridge in my field?!
Who're you calling a Weirdo, you Whacko?!?!?
::likes this new person already::
i have a question
if you are online right now, instant message me on AIM. then we can get high/ drunk togather. online.
shucks, that wasnt a question.
let me rephrase it:
why not?
fasboy4000 <----on aim
(to go back to the last question that stayed in serries...)
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWho're you calling a Weirdo, you Whacko?!?!?
You have to ask wearing that weird frogsuit and all?
Quote from: Sotek(to go back to the last question that stayed in serries...)
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWho're you calling a Weirdo, you Whacko?!?!?
You have to ask wearing that weird frogsuit and all?
Why do you want to go back to the last question that stayed in series? Isn't the non-serious question good enough for you?
And watch who you are calling a frog. You could end up a toad! (Of course, offering Mistress SssBella, Oracle of Doom, tequilla usually suffices to smooth things over.
See, Bella, I told you I would get you more tequilla.)
Where are the cookies?
Quote from: Sotek(to go back to the last question that stayed in serries...)
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWho're you calling a Weirdo, you Whacko?!?!?
You have to ask wearing that weird frogsuit and all?
How did you know I was wearing my new frogsuit?
You have X-Ray glasses, don't you?!?!?
Quote from: gnimbleySee, Bella, I told you I would get you more tequilla.
So you did, Gnome. So you did. [/size]
who cares?
the Who?!?!?
Who's on 1st?
the band?!?!?
You ever been up on Cripple Creek?
Can I go there with you? :P
Do you like to see yeti's wearing only socks on thier cocks?!?!?
Do you?
Haven't I made it clear that I do?
Would you be willing to put that in writing?
Sure, is that suppost to be hard? "That"
Blah! You've been hanging around with chaosgraves, haven't you?
Do I look like a Pirate to you?
Quote from: SotekDo I look like a Pirate to you?
would you believe more like a slug?!?!?
Certainly I would but... What do slugs believe anyway?
Quote from: SotekCertainly I would but... What do slugs believe anyway?
What does that have to do with anything?!?!?
What are you guys talking about?
(Sotek and ChaosGraves, both in scottish accent, In unison) "Football!, What were you talking about?"
(trainspotting refrence)
Why in the world would anyone want to talk about football?
I was just talking to my sister about rehabilitation.
Football rehab?
You sure there's really such a thing as football rehab?
and not alcohol rehab, either.
Do I sound like I'm sure about anything?
8)
CF
No more than me. Aren't we pitiful?
Do you really think being unsure is pitiful? Isn't it more like being wise beyond the ken of mortal man? or is that going too far?
That's quite comforting, thank you, and anyway.....who's to say what is or isn't taking things too far?
Not me, that's fer sure...
...What does it matter whether someone says it is or not anyway?
Not me either, and you're right.....who cares what they say?
Well, arnt you two quite the little mutually reaffirming pair today?
To Sotek: Are not!
To Bella: Are we?
Yeah, we are, aren't we?
You know what they say....when no one else will reaffirm you, do it yourselves.
It certianly seems that way doesn't it?
Huh... so that's what they say... everyone I meet seems to think they say something different... isn't that funny?
8)
Who said that's what They say?
Haven't I told you to never trust anything Bella says?
Especially when she refers to some mysterious and non-specific "They"?
Do I look like the kind of Colonel that believes anything I write? Much less what somebody else writes?
8)
CF
Well, of course she's evil... and I'm gonna get her back for siding with roger in 'Operation: tease Malaul with coffee'... but there's no harm in pretending to trust her while my Tank reloads...
What this? My best friend and my only Colonel conspiring against me behind my back?
Good work, you two....takes a lot of pressure off just knowing that you're on to me.
Quote from: Colonel FailureDo I look like the kind of Colonel that believes anything I write? Much less what somebody else writes?
8)
CF
Well, of course she's evil... and I'm gonna get her back for siding with roger in 'Operation: tease Malaul with coffee'... but there's no harm in pretending to trust her while my Tank reloads...
wait, when did this happen?
Did you find it yet?
yes I Think so...
What were we looking for again?
(Sorry, I haven't been on in a few days and I'm to lazy to scroll down and read for myself)
We missed you, where you been?
PS: We were looking for this thread: http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2280
I've been out performing my annual masochistic ritual of staying two nights in the middle of the woods, freezing my arse off and being injected with copious amounts of insect saliva.
So, how was your week? :)
Sounds like fun....sort of.
Illusion and I went to the lake and got sunburned, and I made three
necklaces out of stones, and work wasn't too bad.
It's still cold up there in the farther north, huh?
Only at night.
But I "got" to go hiking during the daytime, when the heat is far above bearable. The falls at the end of the hike were gorgeous though, so it almost resembled being worth it.
I used to do that kind of stuff before I got too lazy.
Now I find I'd rather ride a golf cart or something.
It's pretty where you live, huh?
That's what I'm told.
I've lived here all my life, so I don't exactly get as teary-eyed when I look at Mt. Shasta as the thousands of city-slicker tourists do every summer. It really is a lovely place overall- I've just had 16 years to get used to it 8)
Yup, one gets used to one's everyday surroundings.
Shasta looks right purty to me when I drive past now and again.
Although it's been about two years since I was last there.
Quote from: MedeoThat's what I'm told.
I've lived here all my life, so I don't exactly get as teary-eyed when I look at Mt. Shasta as the thousands of city-slicker tourists do every summer. It really is a lovely place overall- I've just had 16 years to get used to it 8)
Same here, I also tend to get a bit of heat about it from my mom and uncle who grew up in LA.
You mean as in telling you to appreciate what you have?!?!?!
Makes me cranky when people do that. :evil:
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou mean as in telling you to appreciate what you have?!?!?!
getting back to the game...Is that even possible?
are you even possible?
Quote from: Xoderare you even possible?
Are you a solipsist?
what the hell's a solipsist?
A theory holding that the self can know nothing but its own modifications and that the self is the only existent thing.
Why do you ask?
Why did I expect useful advice in starting a cabal? silly me.
I mean, what would I have done with it if I got it? :o
Actually the advice wasn't so bad, it sorta made clear to me while my intent was good I was missing the point. SMFabal's site is pretty inspirational too. I've come to think that Creative Organization can be effectivly the same as Creative Disorganization, and vice versa, and (borrowing from CF's comments) how we do things is utterly irrelevant so long as we do things, and have fun.
Is that your dog over there peeing on my cousin?
You sure your cousin isn't peeing on my dog?
St Hugh and a couple of other people around here have cabals.
Try asking him/them for advice on how to start one.
So when he won the nobel prize he was *your* cousin, but now that he's reduced to peeing on dogs he's all of a sudden *my* cousin, is that right?
Isn't that the way the world works, Sotek?
How can I get rid of these skeeters?
gotta canna hair sprey and a lighter?
Quote from: Malaulgotta canna hair sprey and a lighter?
I have some to loan him. :twisted:
Quote from: Malaulgotta canna hair sprey and a lighter?
Just add roller skates, and you've got all the ingredients of Jet Grind Radio.
Sorta makes you feel naughty, don't it? :twisted:
Forgive me if what I'm writing is just senseless crap, as I am very sleepy right now...
Quote from: Medeo
Just add roller skates, and you've got all the ingredients of Jet Grind Radio.
only if you've got DJ professor K on hand.
that game is awesome...
are you all bound?
hint: the answer is yes!
Quote from: Unbound Wrenchare you all bound?
hint: the answer is yes!
You came back! <sniff><sniff>
Quote from: Guido FinucciQuote from: Unbound Wrenchare you all bound?
hint: the answer is yes!
You came back! <sniff><sniff>
you doubted it?!?!?
Yay!
I knew he would be back, but not quite this soon.
Welcome back UW!!!
Let's all sing to UW
"Don't wanna be you unbound wrench
One more Phlegmatic malcontent
I'd rather go and clear my head
Don't wanna be an unbound wretch"
(Apologies from whomever I stole, er, borrowed this from.)
It was the fighters of the foo wasnt it?
Hmm.... does anyone else find it strange that Google returns no results for "unbound wrench"?
You'd think there'd be a link to the lyrics of that song, or to this board...
Maybe we're all imagining Unbound Wrench.
He could be a product of our collective unconscious.
I pick the third option.
What option is that, Hugh?
That the Wrench is actually an old Neolithic Era deity from a French Shopping Mall in Quebec.
Seems logical.
Yep, that must be it :wink:
i got 700+ hits on google
i dunno if yous guys have seen it but, go to google, type "miserable failure" and hit "im feeling licky"
Quote from: fasboy4001i got 700+ hits on google
i dunno if yous guys have seen it but, go to google, type "miserable failure" and hit "im feeling licky"
Licky, huh?
Quote from: fasboy4001i got 700+ hits on google
Not if you put it in quotes
Where is everyone this afternoon?
I'm bored.
You wanna play a board game or something?
What's the point of a board game?
Quote from: fasboy4001i got 700+ hits on google"
oh yea? well I get 6,490 hits.
ok
I got none
cause I DIDNT TRY!!
so there!~
Do you feel proud of yourself, Ms. M?
i bet she is
* Sotek Shakes the Magic 8-Ball: "Will this topic ever die?"
Quote from: Sotek and The Lazy Susans* Sotek Shakes the Magic 8-Ball: "Will this topic ever die?"
"Would you try again later?"
Do you actually believe in that thing?
i went to google and typed in "Will this topic ever die?"
i got 976,000 hits
then i went to immages and typed "magic 8 ball"
the first pic was www.umich.edu/~info/8ball/4.gif
it said "most likely"
FUN FACT:
Google returns 8,640 matches for "cheese whiz" (including quotes) and 32,100 for cheese whiz (no quotes).
Where does one go for a good piece of entertainment after a rough few days?
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDWhere does one go for a good piece of entertainment after a rough few days?
a whorehouse?!?!?
Do they have whorehouses in Australia?
Are you planning a trip?!?!?
Yes, but not to Australia.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYes, but not to Australia.
where to?!?!?
Montana
don't believe in it.
Going there, anyway.
:: chuckles under breath::good luck
I don't need luck......I'm gonna hang out with my sister and get drunk
and drive the tractors in at night from the parking lot to her friend's store.
Good times.
thats right ... in montanya... that "place" you're going to.
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisthats right ... in montanya... that "place" you're going to.
Yup :twisted:
I've been there before, ya know.
Imaginary or not, it's a lot of fun.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisthats right ... in montanya... that "place" you're going to.
Yup :twisted:
I've been there before, ya know.
Imaginary or not, it's a lot of fun.
did you see the scarecrow and the tinman there as well?!?!?
No, but I saw some flying monkeys.
I sure hope a house doesn't fall on either my sister or myself. :shock:
::rethinks the decision to pack her new red shoes::
Are we in Kansas anymore?
Quote from: MedeoAre we in Kansas anymore?
Nope. We're in Canuckistan.
were not in nantucket?
are we inna bucket?
Nope.
We are in Boobopolis.
is that near Phunkadelphia?
Quote from: Malaulis that near Phunkadelphia?
Kinda sorta.
Is it true what I heard on the news about Phunkadelphia?
Quote from: PlaidikinsIs it true what I heard on the news about Phunkadelphia?
Possibly but not likely unless it is.
Did anyone get what he just said?
are you talkin to me?
Who's talkin' to you?
IDUNNO!!
thats what Im trying to figure out isnt it?!?!???
What's happening with you people?
Can't we all just talk at everyone all at once?
people?
People?
we dont need no stinkin people...
or do we?
What people?
Which people?
Where?
Whoa! Triple post......I'm impressed.
You guys impressed, too?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWhoa! Triple post......I'm impressed.
What triple post? Where? What about being impressed?
what tripplke post?
what are you guys talkin about?
OMG
What are you guys on? Drugs?
What'choo talking about willis?
Illusion, Medeo and Malaul, all posted almost the exact same thing at the exact same time.
It was really weird to see them all pop up at once.
Drugs?
you guys are on drugs?
and you didnt share?!?
What's Bella getting on about?
Getting on to be about time for a drink.
Or else a cookie.
Or both.
the tripple post I think...?
who's watching our base?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomGetting on to be about time for a drink.
Or else a cookie.
Or both.
Why drinks and cookies?
Why didn't you invite us?
do you feel left out too hugh?
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomGetting on to be about time for a drink.
Or else a cookie.
Or both.
Why drinks and cookies?
Why didn't you invite us?
I have a couple of beers and all these cookies.
I made them myself......who wants one?
is our flag secure?
Quote from: Hotsumais our flag secure?
forget about the flag, don't you think we should be more worried about being set up the bomb?
Who will set us up the cookies and beer?
shoudl we make our time?
All your Bella's cookies and beer are belong to us.
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCAll your Bella's cookies and beer are belong to us.
You are on the path to sustenance, make your thyme.
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: St. Hugh, KSCAll your Bella's cookies and beer are belong to us.
You are on the path to sustenance, make your thyme.
Thyme is not of the path.
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCQuote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: St. Hugh, KSCAll your Bella's cookies and beer are belong to us.
You are on the path to sustenance, make your thyme.
Thyme is not of the path.
*sets the path up the thyme bomb*
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: St. Hugh, KSCQuote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: St. Hugh, KSCAll your Bella's cookies and beer are belong to us.
You are on the path to sustenance, make your thyme.
Thyme is not of the path.
*sets the path up the thyme bomb*
path is not of the thyme nor the bomb.
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCQuote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: St. Hugh, KSCQuote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: St. Hugh, KSCAll your Bella's cookies and beer are belong to us.
You are on the path to sustenance, make your thyme.
Thyme is not of the path.
*sets the path up the thyme bomb*
path is not of the thyme nor the bomb.
which is precisely why a ticking thyme bomb will do great damage to it for great justice!
prepare us up the phaser
*Sets us up the phaser*
Give to them the phaser power at their base.
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCGive to them the phaser power at their base.
*powers phaser at their base*
set them up the can from kick-ass to their hineys!
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCset them up the can from kick-ass to their hineys!
*sets up the upset*
fire them the destruction
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCfire them the destruction
*Puts the destruction on the path to happening*
KABOOM!
Nicely bombed fire destruction you set up at them!!!!
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCKABOOM!
Nicely bombed fire destruction you set up at them!!!!
I do so for great justice
A great cause is from the justice settting up.
.....what happen?
the big destruction has set us up at the victory!
Is the victory party over already?
storm teh front!
the party aint over till we've urinated and relieved ourselves throughly on every last carcass.
Now that's a party! 8)
Why did you guys ever stop talking in questions?
who in their right mind would want to continually talk in questions? 8)
who knows?
don't you know that one of the rules is "no rhetorical questions"?
is that a rhetorical question?
are you trying to trick me? Don't you know that I never lose at questions? 8)
why?
hasn't anybody explained this to you? Do you have any idea what you're up against? 8)
What's all this, then?
You can't tell?!?!?
Oooh...oooh...are you guys playing too? 8)
why?
Can I join in or has someone already asked that?
are you better at the game than the rest of these schlubs? 8)
Isn't it obvious?
Was I asking you? 8)
You talking to me?
You were talking to me...right?
no he was tlakign to me. i r0x0r this game!!!!!!! :mrgreen:
no offense, guys, but...can we get somebody in here that doesn't suck at questions? 8)
what is the square root of pwn?
do I have to show my work? 8)
only if platypussies lay eggs. do they?
Quote from: horab fibslageronly if platypussies lay eggs. do they?
if we were playing for money, you would have just lost...
have you ever actually seen such a beast? 8)
People actually play this game for money?
Why didn't someone tell me this a long time ago?
haven't you ever heard of the World Series of Questions? 8)
why is it caleld the wrolds series? why not the super bowL? or the championships? or the question off? eh?
why don't you ask the people who started the event?
8)
do you know them?
What are you asking ME for?
where are my car keys?
was that your car? did you know it doesn't have enough horsepower to jump an open drawbridge? 8)
it's called 2nd gear isnt it?
Quote from: horab fibslagerit's called 2nd gear isnt it?
Even if your engine could handle it, why ruin your suspension trying?
Six rhetoricals, two repetitions, and what did we get in return? He's depressed! Denmark's a prison, and he'd rather live in a nutshell; Some shadowplay about the nature of ambition that never got down to cases, and finally one question that could have led somewhere, but instead led to the illuminating claim to tell the diffrence between a hawk and a handsaw.....
Heads.
Quote from: LMNOSix rhetoricals, two repetitions, and what did we get in return? He's depressed! Denmark's a prison, and he'd rather live in a nutshell; Some shadowplay about the nature of ambition that never got down to cases, and finally one question that could have led somewhere, but instead led to the illuminating claim to tell the diffrence between a hawk and a handsaw.....
Heads.
but hey, at least they almost discovered gravity....
heads.
8)
Quote from: Turd FergusonQuote from: LMNOSix rhetoricals, two repetitions, and what did we get in return? He's depressed! Denmark's a prison, and he'd rather live in a nutshell; Some shadowplay about the nature of ambition that never got down to cases, and finally one question that could have led somewhere, but instead led to the illuminating claim to tell the diffrence between a hawk and a handsaw.....
Heads.
but hey, at least they almost discovered gravity....
heads.
8)
Why should we beware of Turds and Fondue Pots?
Heads
Quote from: Nikoli VolkoffQuote from: Turd FergusonQuote from: LMNOSix rhetoricals, two repetitions, and what did we get in return? He's depressed! Denmark's a prison, and he'd rather live in a nutshell; Some shadowplay about the nature of ambition that never got down to cases, and finally one question that could have led somewhere, but instead led to the illuminating claim to tell the diffrence between a hawk and a handsaw.....
Heads.
but hey, at least they almost discovered gravity....
heads.
8)
Why should we beware of Turds and Fondue Pots?
Heads
Why don't you ask hoshiko? Haven't you had her give you a fortune cookie?
heads.
8)
have you got a fortune cookie?
tails.
Are you trying to end the game? do you want to be hung from some cheap staging? don't you know that's what happens when it comes up tails? 8)
heads.
Do you think s/he gets the reference?
Heads.
do you think that i get the reference?
do you think i am trying to end the game?
do you think i want to be hung from soem cheap staging?
do you think i know that that's what happens when it comes up tails?
que pasa yo hombre y'sombrero?
que est'ce les tetes?
which way does the wind blow?
how can we be sure s/he would care if s/he did get the reference? do you think we can import to him/her the importance of the coin coming up heads? Do you think s/he could be so clever as to almost discover gravity and invent the hamburger? 8)
heads.
d00d! wh3|23z my <4|2?
Draw.
didn't we already discuss your car? 8)
My car?
you have a car?
Who, me?
i dunno, what about that hot chick over there?
What about her?
do you think her boobs are real?
do you care if her boobs are real?
does her adam's apple look suspiciously prominent to you?
8)
Do you think I'm the kind of guy to get freaked out by a transexual?
Do you think I'm a transexual?
YOU? Are you insane?
I'd say the odds are pretty much in favor of me being insane, wouldn't you?
Does that mean you're not a woman?
When did I say I wasn't a woman?
Why are you people talking in questions?
Didn't you read the title of this thread?
Quote from: illusionWhen did I say I wasn't a woman?
What are you trying to hide?
How much will you pay me to rat on her?
Quote from: LMNODidn't you read the title of this thread?
Are you saying that gnomes can't read?
What's your price? Will a good recipie for Brussel Sprouts do?
Quote from: gnimbleyQuote from: LMNODidn't you read the title of this thread?
Are you saying that gnomes can't read?
Why are you winking at me?
Ha! How could you think I'd sell out my best friend for one measly recipe?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHa! How could you think I'd sell out my best friend for one measly recipe?
Well, why not?
Ah, you haven't figured yet how very greedy I am, have you?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomAh, you haven't figured yet how very greedy I am, have you?
Ok, then, what would it take?
How many cookies do you have?
You think I can't make as many as you would want?
You think I can't hurt her more than enough to make up for all the cookies you can bake?
why is no one giving me cookies?
You want half the cookies LMNO pays me?
you even have to ask?
Are the cookies frosted?
is shwrazchneggar hard to spell?
Why the fuck do underage drinkers have to flock to my room at one in the morning to be loud and play Halo?
Quote from: agent compassionAre the cookies frosted?
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Quote from: YthacthaWhy the fuck do underage drinkers have to flock to my room at one in the morning to be loud and play Halo?
are you in college?
what did you expect?
why don't you get with the program?
8)
1. What do you think?
2. Are you able to fuck yourself?
3. Why the fuck would I want to waste all of my parents money (which love me very much and are trying to put me through school so I can be an ecological restorationist and try to salvage what is left of the natural world) and the little time I have on this planet (seeing my dads a diabetic and will probably only live into his mid fifties and I am genetically predisposed) to go get wasted?
what do you think college is for?
why do you think goddess gave us opposable thumbs?
what do you think college is for?
do you have anything better to do?
do you think that if I could fuck myself, I'd be wasting time posting on forums?
do you realize your somewhat defensive and touchy response seems as though you are dangerously close to being trolled?
do you understand that you should not take anything said on the board seriously?
are you having fun yet?
8)
Do you understand that Im goddamned depressed, that I cant do anything right, that I almost killed myself several times? Do you even care?(of course you don't)
did you not even read my last post?
do you think you should take yourself (and us) so seriously?
do you think anything that any of us do makes a shit's worth of difference in the grand cosmic scheme of things?
can you lighten up?
8)
could I possibly remember to log in?
does everyone realize that the last post was me?
8)
Do I have a choice?
must everything be said three times before it is true?
Why not?
Why not?
Whye Knot?
May an apology be accepted (better now)?
does everyone know what
phhhffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
means?
can bunnies be full of shit? 8)
Although I try try try to be good...... can I be anything but evil?
Is that a bad thing?
Isn't it true that bunnies are coprofagus (they eat their own shit)?
Does that mean Fluffy eats gnimbly?
Do you realize just how fucking hilarious that was?
Are you feeling a little better now, hon?
Do I sound like Im feeling better(yeah, I really am)?
Quote from: LMNODoes that mean Fluffy eats gnimbly?
Where do you come up with this stuff?!
Doesn't Fluffy say gnomes are full of shit?
How does he justify that?
Isn't there something called "truth by assertion"?
In some sense yes, but does that make it real?
Why should that matter?
Doesn't the apostle Sya Dasti make that laboriously clear?
Clear? About whether or not reality should make a difference? Are you kidding?
does anyone really think that "true" and "real" are the same thing? 8)
Wasn't that what I was getting at?
really? truly? 8)
Weren't you going to say, "who farted"?
did somebody fart?
oh my god, was it me?
:oops:
Would you get serious?
are you kidding?
what would the point of that be?
8)
Who said there had to be a point?
don't you think I've been serious enough for one day?
do you realize I've exceeded my seriousness quota by at least 50%?
do you think I should post only in swahili for the next 24 hours to make up for it?
8)
Are you implying that the Swahilians are not serious?
Yeah, Turd, whats so unserious about Swahili?
What I wanna know is, why are we concerned with all of this truth and reality anyway, if we're Discordians?
Does it matter? Being Discordians, can't you be concerned with whatever the hell you want to be concerned with?
Are you questioning my authority?
Don't I have to? Isn't it the rules?
did you just call them "Swahilians"?
have you ever heard swahili?
who gave you authority?
can I have some too?
8)
Didn't I post first? What makes you think you can...? *backing off*
Wouldn't it be stupid for me to try and take athority when Im only a newb?
na wewe pokea kama wewe na la jibu ili maisha swali?
8)
What the...? Was that swahili? And what did it mean?
i don't see any clicks in there. otherwsie it looks/sounds liek african bush language to me.(nto that i'm an expert- hell i can't even use english right most of the time)
could it be anything but swahili?
wouldn't it be more rewarding for you to translate it yourself?
am I just too lazy to find a way to paraphrase it that would still be a question?
8)
Did horab just break the question guideline?
Where could I find the tools to translate Swahili?
How should we punish the unquestioner?
why is it so important to follow teh guidelines?
How am I supposed to know?
What do you think I am, a five star saint?
Quote from: YthacthaDid horab just break the question guideline?
Where could I find the tools to translate Swahili?
How should we punish the unquestioner?
fuck it...time out...
yes.
I have a simple translation program. PM me and I'll either send it to you or send you the link for the site I downloaded it from.
we should answer every post he makes in any thread on the board with a question.
OK...game on!
what is the sound of one foot running?
8)
What is the sound of one hand?
Why would I ever want to study your made up koan?
what is the sound of 10,000 monkeys singing karaoke?
why does people complain when the rules of the games get broken?
why can't i jsut have hl2 now? :roll: :wink:
Quote from: horab fibslagerwhy is it so important to follow teh guidelines?
That's simple.
If you don't you lose, and if you lose I'll take your first born children.
Unless you can spin straw into gold all by yourselves.
And I'm betting you can't.
Can you?
Did someone else just brake the guidelines too?
I don't know, did I?
Because if I broke the guidelines that means I'll have to give you people my first born child.
Unless I can spin straw into gold.
And I can. :mrgreen:
You wouldn't want my oldest child anyway. He's about <---> tall and he has green skin and he likes to dance nude around the fire.
lol, where do you grow this shit?
And can I sell it for you?
why wouldnt it cause confusion?
can i sell this shit?
Why the hell are you reading this?
Don't you know you aren't supposed to double post? or Triple post?
no, should i?
Where the hell have you been? Don't you know its common curtosy?
um?
which day is today?
from whence do the perfectly ordinary beasts come from?
is limited power less corrupting than absolute power?
on any given tuesday, would you consider it likely that any given number of people may be ngaged into arboreal passions in any given grove or bush?
must you quadruple post?
are you that bored?
don't you know that tuesday is official "fornicate in the bushes" day?
8)
What? I was supposed to use a BUSH?
*shrugs* Right then, George, get over here...
how many fingers am i holdign up?
Quote from: horab fibslagerhow many fingers am i holdign up?
Three?
how did you knwo?
I got it right? :shock:
more or less. i was eatign pizza.
Yumm...........what kind of pizza you eating?
a large fundamentalist with pepperoni and greenpeppers, tho i forgot to get ranch sauce :/
What's the ranch dressing for?
I don't think I've ever tried pizza with ranch dressing.
It sounds good, though.
for dipping the slices and wings.
why doesn't western canada have the pizza chain that makes the bbbq sauce pizzas?
Even though you don't have to, wouldn't it be more interesting if people reponded to previous posts, rather than spouting off non-sequitors?
Oh, and Horab, why would you expect Canada to make good pizza?
they make good pizza in southern ontario, why not the rest of canada?
tho the opizza here sn;t that bad, i just weant my bbq sauce substituted for the tomatoe sauce. is that too much to ask?
What have you got against non-sequiturs?
where is my self control?
Self control?
What's that?
good question.
do you have any grey poupon?
why no,do you think should I?
what is grey poupon?
It's a mustard....but why do they call it grey when it looks like a nasty yellow/green?
And why does it have the word "poop" in it if it's not what's in the jar?
Ah, but does it matter what it looks like, when it tastes so good?
but does it really taste so good?
you don't think so?
wasn't i askign you?
Have you never tried it? Not even on Bratwurst?
have i even tried bratwurst?
Now, how would I know that?
isn't it your turn to monitor the hidden cameras?
8)
Oh, did I forget about that again?
Why is it that I also keep forgetting what it was I meant to do, but didn't do because I forgot?
Could it be because you forgot about it?
Or possibly because she forgets everything on a regular basis?
are you sure she doesn't forget everything on an irregular basis?
8)
I know I do
what you say?
I said, "why did Bella drop a 10 lb weight on my foot tonight at the gym?"
Because Eris made her do it. Eh?
(gnomes don't do questions. We are more into interrogatives.)
Why you gotta be such a rebel, gnimbley?
and do you have a cause?
8)
Quote from: LMNOWhy you gotta be such a rebel, gnimbley?
Eris made me do it.
Did she hit you on the head with her hammer?
where did I leave my drink?
has anybody seen my drink?
8)
another night out on the streets/stop in for my usualy drink/oh, bartender, please.../Tanqueray and tonic, my favorite drink/I don't like anything colored pink/that just stinks...it's not for me!/it feels like...somebody...put something...somebody put something in my drink
Can we raise a glass to Dee Dee Ramone?
did you know that when I lived in Seattle, my band was supposed to open for him cuz the original opening band cancelled, but he died 2 days before the show?
8)
I still have one of the posters.
sad.
Did you know that my daughter named her cat, Ramona, after him?
Did you know that I used to watch that "Ramona" show back in the 80s? Wasn't that show cool?
no?
8)
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You want to like as many things as you can. You want to have as many things as you can. It's natural. Everyone does. But not everyone feels that way. Some people don't want to like things. The people who aren't good enough to have them! People from unfurnished countries. People who have smudged skin. People who have sex with males. The people who want to ruin everything. They want the things you like, but they're not willing to do the work you need to have done to get them! When they do your work, and they get them. They just use them for their own purposes. But you don't. You don't say "my purposes." You say "our purposes." And who are we?
We're the Big People. The people who wear three-piece suits. The people with important eyebrows. The people with sticky voices like this, voices which soothe worried minds in a world in which everyone thinks their own thoughts. Wouldn't it be nice if everyone thought your thoughts? Because let's be honest. Sure you want to be unique. It's natural. Everyone does. But you also want to be right. Until now, that meant a lot of time-consuming prayer and back-breaking contemplation; put away that neocortical washboard: no more working your neurons to the bone! Thanks to us, what was once a reality can become a dream.
You see, we're old-fashioned. We want to go back to the old days, the days of white people, before women. The days of owning, and building, and having. Having things clean, and big, and smooth, and fast! Return with us now, won't you? To a world where people did whatever they wanted, and minded their own business. A world where everything had a purpose: yours. The world you meant to make, before the Negative People took over. The people who say no, and bad, and stop, and different, and small. The people who are negatives of you, and you know what color that is! The. people who want to start by tearing down, instead of starting like us, by building up! Who are we?
We're the Communication People. The people whose talk is strictly state-of-the-art technology. It's disposable. Reversable. Reusable with almost any brand of idea, including our deluxe line. Yours. Sound costly? Put away that semantic checkbook! Now communication can be yours for a fraction of what it cost Grandpa. Why clutter up your world with a lot of hard-to-percieve subtleties? You either like a thing or you don't. And in your case, it's the former. That's why we like you. And that's why we're always looking for quicker; easier ways to tell you so. Slogans. Jingles. Logos. Ways of reaching out and touching you, the way you want to be touched. Slightly. Who are we?
We're the Real People. The people who make you real. So real you can almost see yourself! More real than you've ever been before. But then, you've never been at all, before us. In fact, nothing has. And not even very much of that. Not even this sentence. Because when we say disposable, we could mean Just about anything! Who are we?
We're the Other People. The people other than you. People so other we're opposite, yet so people you'd never guess we weren't the real thing! People who are almost you, but couldn't quite make the pre-season cut. People who are a little more than you, because we make the things you know you ought to be making. Things like money. Revolution. Art. Love. Things the Negative People told you were more important than what you're making now. Us. People so other we're even other than each other. So other we're even other than ourselves: you. Because you're one of us. How do we know? Nowadays there's a little more involved than just counting the arms and legs, as Grandpa did in his day! Nowadays we're a little more scientific than that. But the original formula still remains the same: you see them; they make you; you join us.
Still skeptical? Try this simple test. Look at me now. Notice anything? Now you know how we feel. Separate. Gone. Repeated. Like you, only over again. We can't help noticing. In fact, we have an old saying: "Hi." Why do we say it? It's a tradition. Like I said, we're old fashioned. We don't much care why we do the things we do, just so long as they're the right things. Because even though the newer the better, deep down inside you know the new is wrong. It's different, so it could be a mistake. If it wasn't a mistake, then why didn't it happen before? You see, we don't really want to know what we're doing: we want to know what we're supposed to do.
That's why you're here. You take all the crazy things we do we can't even explain ourselves, and put a good, solid reason behind each and every one of them! Because you don't really care what happens: you want to know what's supposed to happen. And that's why we're here. Who are we?
We're you. You don't settle for less. You don't have to. You're you. We're nothing without you. And within you. And someday, you'll be nothing too. Don't you think it's time you said "hi"? Call now. You remember our number! Void where prohibited: everywhere! Hurry while the customer lasts. Supply is limited. In fact, we have an old saying: bye-bye.
Brought to you ny the good people at the CotSG
What the fuck? Did that get mis-posted?
Quote from: LMNOWhat the fuck? Did that get mis-posted?
Nope.
Well, it certainly was questionable.
So what, Mister Dobbs, we're "in shape for the finals!!" Really, Mister Dobbs, just where is that long promised bucket of Pils(TM)? And tell me, "Bob", what about this Slack business?
Shouldn't the Hierarchical Slackholders be getting unearthly dividends on a REGULAR basis
by now? Or is it all really TOO much fun, "Bob"?
Whatever happened to "TOO MUCH IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN NOT ENOUGH"? Has there been Insider Trading in the Souls Repository in Dobbstown? Come on "Bob", remember us? We used to sell Fropmixture for you back in the OLD days. We've heard the old Dobbshead SnakeOil Routine before; we know ALL about the Bleeding Head of A.P. ... But when will it come, is what we want to know. When shall the fabled Luckplane tilt, and when shall things begin at last to flow to all, all, all of us who, despite the perilous times in which we do live, cleave unto you still?
X-Day is coming closer, Dobbs, you haven't got all day to the end of the world, have you? So hadn't you better get cracking, Mister Dobbs? Don't you think it's time to get your ass out of PARTY mode and back up the crack? Heuuunnnh!!?
Or just fuckin' KILL ME, Mister Dobbs!!
Think we haven't done our paperwork, "Bob"? Think we don't know ALL the scams by now?
Think we're just like all those dipshit Bobbies out there, Mister Dobbs? You better think again, Pipe-face!! You better remove your Dobbshead from your old Dobbsass and do it while you've still got the chance. We're tired of solutions, our veins are going flat, we want leadership AND the bucket of pils you promised. So what if we never sent you the $20 -- big deal! We're not the Zombies, Mister Dobbs, we're the Liararchy, the ones who hung it all over the electrified razorwire fence for you, DUDE! Tell us not that the check is in the mail, oh exalted master, lest you be smitten by the Stark Fist of Pretentiousness!!
Are you holding out on us, "Bob", or are you the fatuous, incompetent dipshit that you appear to be? Spare us the Con, "Bob". We don't believe in that shit any more. We're adults now, and we DO believe in monsters. Don't try and use GENETICS as a cheap excuse!!
And enough of this REVEALED WISDOM crap, Mister Dobbs. That puts you right up there with Joseph Smith and Donald Regan Don't you think it's time you leveled with us, "Bob"? Or don't you think you CAN level with us, Mister Dobbs? The lone and level sands stretch far away, "Bob", and you seem to be still refueling your camel. Don't you think you can tell us, "Bob"? We ARE in shape for the finals. We have filled out the form. We have endured the vicissitudes of being members of your ridiculous cult. Now, where's the check, Mister Dobbs? Where are the groupies? What happened to the mutant sex kittens?
Are you trying to run the same MIRACLE ELIXIR routine on us that you pull on the Bobbies?
Do you consider us ALL pipe fodder, Dude??
Then maybe you better have a good look around you, Mister Dobbs! Reconsider your style while you check the contents of your safe. Who placed the charges just right? Who got you the Kevlar body armor for the Night of Slack Death revival? And who made sure that three different clones from three different places all made it to the county coroner's cold slab? Yeah, Dude, we're talking about what was supposed to happen and what really happened! So now certain documents aren't where they're supposed to be. Certain
guaranties of residual percentages are no more. It's a whole new game, Mister Dobbs. This ain't no illiterate hillbilly putsch a la Billy amuels and his cretinous ilk. Oh no, Mister Dobbs, this is rot from WITHIN your sacred system, this is the AIDS of the Church of the SubGleemious! This is the real shit, or as they say in Nicaragua, LA CACA VERDAD!!!
So think about that, Mister Dobbs. Think about spreading the wealth a little, or losing it ALL!! You may think this is an idle threat, but it isn't, Dude. NOOOO! This in a genuine phenomenon that crept up on you and your shoddy little scribe while you were playing Ninety-Day Messiah and he was brown-nosing the Eastern publishing Conspiracy!
The pure and perfect order of the universe according to Dobbs has been suborned and perverted. We are the only ones left to clean things up! (Take this as a warning.) Time is running short, you have been notified once; there is NO second warning. Repent, quit your graft, jack off! We want to see you coming instead of going. We're tired of that routine about the pyramid money-scam funds being transferred to our accounts every Monday. Oh yes, the old Dobbshead pops out, regular as clockwork, makes the same old tired promises and we get a headache that lasts all year!! Meanwhile you aren't even keeping track of the things that have happened since we helped you fake that assassination. Oh well, easy come easy go, hey, Mister Dobbs? Listen up, you simpering
pipefaced fuck, you're gonna fry in the inner regions of the worst fundamentalist-inspired hell, and there won't be any Pils(TM), asshole!
Do you really think that crapulous old Philo can still act as your shield? Forget it, buddy! We turned him around with a color TV, an electric guitar and a sixpack of NP years ago! And not only does he have all the access codes to the banks in Zurich, Kyoto AND Glen Rose, but he can still write checks on them!!! Better look again, Mister Dobbs, you've been Conned as badly as those Pinks and Bobbies that you've been conning for all these years. While the sycophantic faction of the Church has been indulging in self-congratulatory, masturbatory "stage productions", the hardcorps few that made you what you are have been doing the REAL work of the Church.
We've got the negatives and the edited masters. XEROXES? Who the fuck cares about grainy second and third generation bulldada???
We're calling the shots now, "BOB", it's our script, better call your lapdogs to heel and back off, sucker! This ain't no jiveass realtime video show, this if for REEL and we'll reel you in with that big, stainless steel hook jammed right up your pipe! And having that pathetic little hyperthyroid, Stang, write a letter refuting all this as some kind of JOKE will do you no good whatsoever, Mister Dobbs. He can't write a coherent sentence without that word processor you had grafted onto his nervous system. And his discs aren't the only thing about him that's floppy!!!
It's really too bad that you couldn't appreciate where the real talent lay, and now you're stuck with a New York jockpreacher and a burned out po'bucker hack. You coulda had religion, Mister Dobbs, but all you got was a cheap joke and a yawping lipfart. Ah, well, we should have known better than to trust any asshole born before World War Two. Too bad you've been playing the game all these years with only half a dick... er, deck that is, SIR! And don't think that punched-out old slut Connie will help you at all; all she wants is a stiff bank account and personal organ lessons. Sterno has been giving her the best of all possible worlds for years, and that ain't Arcturan Poontang we're talking about, Bub!!
You have been informed, dipshit, and we hope you change your ways! Now, excuse us as we have to finish dissecting the Janor Device. Once we get the SpoutChip out and duplicate it, you won't even have that psychobabbling neuroturd to front for you anymore. We got him with a simple promise of work in Las Vegas -- so much for the integrity of the Hierarchy, Mister Dobbs. And "Bob", spare us that cheap song and dance about the Bleeding Head of A.P., he's already got a lawsuit ready to slam your ass in bankruptcy court! So much for Golfer Power, hey, Dude?
Hoping to hear from you SOON, Mister Dobbs.
Yours in the faith of the Church,
the nine who know!!!
EDITORS NOTE: WE'RE LAUGHING AT YOU, BOY.
This Is The Kind of Shit We Have To Put Up With Department
Quote from: Wenchmaster KWell, it certainly was questionable.
:twisted: You're a wise woman, Wenchmaster K :twisted:
Here's the question of the moment:
How many fingers am I holding up?
And whose fingers were they before I got 'em?
What kind of weird, synthetic drugs did Roger take before he wrote that?
8)
What makes you think he wrote that?
Quote from: Turd FergusonWhat kind of weird, synthetic drugs did Roger take before he wrote that?
8)
I didn't write it.
(I credited the CotSG, you might notice)
Ha! See? I was right.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: Wenchmaster KWell, it certainly was questionable.
:twisted: You're a wise woman, Wenchmaster K :twisted:
Here's the question of the moment:
How many fingers am I holding up?
And whose fingers were they before I got 'em?
Threeve.
at least, that's how many of mine are missing right now... 8)
Quote from: Wenchmaster KHa! See? I was right.
well, anyway, I had to take some pretty strong drugs to read it...
8)
Quote from: Turd FergusonQuote from: Wenchmaster KHa! See? I was right.
well, anyway, I had to take some pretty strong drugs to read it...
8)
Don't do drugs.
Give them to me.
What, don't you want mine?
Quote from: Wenchmaster KWhat, don't you want mine?
Sure. Too much is always better than not enough.
some damned good subgeniii pieces there roger. you oughta rip off more for us.
http://www.uprightcitizens.org/43/index.html
I, _______________
do hereby swear to embrace chaos, to disrupt the sedentary status quo at all costs, to fight the manipulative regulation of government and social norm. I will engage the narrow-minded and expose them for their ignorance. My allegiance to the Upright Citizens Brigade will be first and foremost herewithin. I was so frightened I almost ran away I didn't know that I could do Anything I needed to And then a bolt of lightning Hit me on my head Then I began to see I just needed to believe in me Now I, I believe in me And I, I believe in something more Than you can understand Yes, I believe in me They said I didn't stand a chance i wouldn't win no way But I've got news for you There's nothing I can't do Ain't no pretending Ain't no make believe But I've got to be the one I gotta do what must be done Don't think I believe in me Yes, I believe in me - yeah I don't need no money I don't need no fame....No I just need to believe in me And I know most definitely Don't need to get wasted It only holds me down I just need a will of my own And the balls to stand alone Don't think Well do you really Yes, I believe in me Do you do you Yes, I believe in me I wanna rock 'n roll Yes, I believe in me! In these times of contention it's not my intention to make things plain I'm looking through mirrors to catch the reflection that can't be mine I'm losing control now I'll just have to slow down a thought or two I can't feel the future and I'm not even certain that there is a past I believe in the worker's revolution And I believe in the final solution I believe in I believe in I believe in the shape of things to come And I believe in I'm not the only one Yes I believe in I believe in When I poison my system I take thoughts and twist them into shapes I'm reaching my nadir and I haven't an idea of what to do I'm painting by numbers but can't find the colours that fill you in I'm not even knowing if I'm coming or going if to end or begin I believe in the immaculate conception And I believe in the resurrection And I believe in I believe in UCB. I believe in the elixir of youth And I believe in the absolute truth Yes I believe in I believe in There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore I've fallen from favour while trying to savour experience I'm seeing things clearly but it has quite nearly blown my mind It's the aim of existence to offer resistance to the flow of time Everything is and that is why it is will be the line I believe in perpetual motion And I believe in perfect devotion I believe in I believe in I believe in the things I've never had I believe in my Mum and my Dad And I believe in I believe in There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore I'm skippin' the pages of a book that takes ages for the foreword to end Triangular cover concealing another aspect from view My relative motion is just an illusion from stopping too fast The essence of being these feelings I'm feeling I just want them to last I believe in original sin And I believe what I believe in Yes I believe in I believe in I believe in the web of fate And I believe in I'm going to be late So I'll be leavin' What I believe in There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore I got a new life you would hardly recognize me I'm so glad how can a person like me care for you why do I bother when you're not the one for me is enough enough I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign life is demanding without understanding I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign no one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong but where do you belong Under the pale moon for so many years I've wondered who you are how can a person like you bring me joy under the pale moon where I see a lot of stars is enough enough I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign life is demanding without understanding I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign no one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong but where do you belong I saw the sign and it opened up my mind and I am happy now living without you I've left you I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign no one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign I used to think that I could not go on And life was nothing but an awful song But now I know the meaning of true love I'm leaning on the everlasting arms Don't think If I can see it, then I can do it If I just believe it, there's nothing to it I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky I think about it every night and day Spread my wings and fly away I believe I can soar I see me running through that open door I believe I can fly I believe I can fly I believe I can fly See I was on the verge of breaking down Sometimes silence, it can seem so loud There are miracles in life I must achieve But first I know it starts inside of me Now I have a story that I'd like to tell About this guy - You all know me - had me scared as hell He comes to me at night after I crawl into bed He's burnt up like a weeny and his name is Fred He wears the same hat and sweater every single day And even if it's hot outside - he wears it anyway He's home when I'm awake but he shows up when I'm asleep I can't believe that there's a nightmare on my street It was a Saturday evening if I remember it right And we had just gotten back off tour last night So the gang and I thought that it would be groove If we summoned up the posse and bum-rushed the movie I got Angie Jeff got tine Ready Rock got some girl I'd never seen In my life That was all right though 'cause the lady was chill Then we dipped to the theater set to ill Buggin', cool, having' a ball And somethin' 'bout Elm Street was the movie we saw The way it started was decent, ya know Nothin' real fancy About this homeboy named Fred and this girl named Nancy But - word - when it was over I said yo', that was def And everything seemed all right when we left But when I got home and laid down to sleep That began the nightmare on my street! It was burning in my room like a oven My bed soaked with sweat And man I was bugging I checked the clock and it stopped at twelve-thirty It had melted it was so darn hot And I was thirsty. I wanted something cool to quench my thirst I thought to myself, yo, this heat is the worst! But when I got downstairs I noticed something was wrong I was home all alone but the TV was on I thought nothing of it as I grabbed the remote I pushed the power buttonand then I almost choked When I heard this awful voice Coming from behind It said, "You got my favorite letter but now you must die!" Ma, I didn't even wait to see who it was Broke inside my drawers and screamed, "So long, cous'!" Got halfway up the block I calmed down and stopped screaming Then thought, "Oh, I git it, I must be dreaming" I strolled back home with a grin on my grill I think that since this is a dream I might as well get ill I walked in the house, the Big Bad Fresh Prince But Freddy killed all that noise real quick! he grabbed me by my neck and said "Here's what we'll do We gotta lotta work here, me and you The souls of your friends you and I will claim You've got the body and I've got the brain" I said, "Yo Fred I think you got me all wrong I ain't' partners with nobody with nails that long Look, I'll be honest,man, this team won't work The girls won't be on you, Fred, your face is all burnt!" Fred got mad and his head started steaming But I thought, "What the hell, I'm only dreaming" I said, "Please leave, Fred, so I can get some sleep But give me a call and maybe we'll hang out next week" I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Thanks for stoppin' by" Then I opened up the door And said, "Take care, guy!" He got mad, threw back his arm, and slashed my shirt I laughed at first, then thought, "Hold up, that hurt" It wasn't a dream, man, this guy was for real I said, "Freddy, uh, pal, there's been an awful mistake here" No further words and then I darted upstairs Crashed through my door then jumped on my bed Pulled the covers up over my head And said, "Oh please do something with Fred" He jumped on my bed, went through the covers with his claws Tried to get me, but my alarm went off And then silence It was a whole new day I thought, "Huh, I wasn't scared of him anyway" Until I noticed those rips in my sheets And that was proof that there had been A nightmare on my street O man, I gotta call Jeff, I gotta call Jeff Come on, come on Come on Jeff, answer! Come on, man Hello Jeff, this is Prince, man Jeff, wake up, Jeff, wake up What do you want? Jeff, wake up, man, listen to me, Jeff It's three o'clock in the morning Jeff, Jeff, would you listen to me? What? Listen, whatever you do, don't fall asleep Maaan Jeff,listen to me, don't go to sleep, Jeff No, NO, I talk to you tomorrow, I'm gong to bed Jeff! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! (Ha ha ha ha ha haaaa) Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Answer me, Jeff! I'm your UCB, now. Don't think.
Now that is one solid block of text.
SHUT UP OR STAND UP!
A fragment. Transcribed from a cassette tape recording made at a seance in 1973.
"I PICK THE GOD DAMN terror of the fucking gods out of my nose! Pardon my language. But YEEEEEHAW, let the sons of God and man bear witness! Even in the belly of the Thunderbird I've been casting out the False Prohets; I'm busting a gut and blowing my O-ring, and ripe to throw a loaf! For I speak only the fucking Truth, and never in my days have I spoken other than! For my every utterance is a lie, including this very one you hear! I say, `Fuck'em if they can't take a joke!' By God, `Anything for a laugh', I say. I am the last remaining Homo Correctus, I am the god damn Man of the Future! I'll drive a mile so as not to walk a foot; I am a human being of the first god damn water! Yes, I'm the javalina humping junkie that jumped the Men from Mars! I drank the Devil under seven tables, I am too intense to die, I'm insured for acts o' God and Satan! I was shanghaied by bodiless fiends and alien jews from a corporate galaxy, and got away with their hubcaps! I cannot be tracked on radar! I wear nothing uniform, I wear no god damn uniform! Yes baby, I'm 23 feet tall and have 13 rows o' teats; I was suckled by a triceratops, I gave the Anti-Virgin a high-protien tonsil wash! I'm a bacteriological weapon, I armed and loaded! I'm a fission reactor, I fart plutonium, power plants are fueled by the sweat from my brow; when they plug me in, the lights go out in Hong Kong! I weigh 666 pounds in zero gravity, come and get me! I've sired retarded space bastards across the Cosmos, I cook and eat my dead; YAH-HOOOO, I'm the Unshaven Thorn Tree of the Atlantis Zoo! I pay no taxes! The Devil's hands are my ideal playground! I hold the Seven-Bladed Windbreaker; the wheels that turn are behind me; I think backwards! I do it for fun! My imagination is a fucking cancer and I'll pork it before it porks me! The say a godzillion is the highest number there is. Well by God! I count to a godzillion and one! Yes, I'm the purple flower of Hell County, give me wide berth; when I drop my drawers, Mother Nature swoons! I use a python for a prophylactic; I'm thicker, harder and meaner than the Alaskan Pipeline, and carry more spew! I'll freeze your seed before it hits the bathroom tile! YEE! YEEE! I kidnapped the future and ransomed it for the past, I made Time wait up for me to bleed my lizard! My infernal breath wilts the Tree of Life, I left my spoor on the Rock of Ages, who'll tear flesh with me, who'll spill their juice? Who'll gouge with me, whose candle will I fart out? Whoop! I'm ready! So step aside, all you butt-lipped, neurotic, insecure bespectacled slabs o' wimp meat! I'm a Crime Fighting Master Criminal, I am Not Insane! I'm a screamer and a laugher, I make a spectacle of myself, I am a sight! My physical type cannot be classified by science, my `familiar' is a pterodactyl, I feed it dipshits! I communicate without wires or strings! I am a Thuggee, I am feared in the Tongs, I have the Evil Eye, I carry the Mojo Bag; I swam the Bermuda Triangle and didn't get wet! I circumcize dinosaurs with my teeth and make 'em leave a tip; I change tires with my tongue and my tool! Every night I hock up a lunger and extinguish the Sun! I'm the bigfooted devil of Level 14, who'll try to blow me down? I've packed the brownies of the gods, I leak the Plague from my nether parts, opiates are the mass of my religion, I take drugs! Yes, I'm a rip-snorter, I cram coca leaves right into my arm-veins before they're picked off the tree! Space monsters cringe at my tread! I wipe the Pyramides off my shoes before I enter my house. I'm fuel-injected, I'll live forever and remember it afterwords! I'm immune! I'm radioactive! Come on and give me cancer, I'll spit up the tumor and butter my bread with the juice! I'm supernatural, I bend crowbars with my meat ax and a thought! My droppings bore through the earth and erupt volcanoes in China! Yes, I can drink more wine and stay soberer than all the heathen Hindoos in Asia! YEEE HAW! Gut Blowout! I am a Moray Eel, I am a Komodo Dragon, I am the Killer Whale bereft of its pup! I have a triple backbone, I was sired by the Wolf Man, give me all your Slack! I told Jesus I wouldn't go to church and He shook my hand! I have my own personal saviors, I change 'em every hour, I don't give a fuck if there's life after death, I want to know if there's even any fucking Slack after death! I am a god damn visionary, I see the future and the past in comic books and wine bottles; I eat black holes for breakfast! I bend my genes and whittle my DNA with the sheer force of my mighty will! I steer my own god damn evolution! I ran 'em out of Heaven and sold it to Hell for a profit! I'm enlightened, I achieved `Nirvana' and took it home with me. Yip, yip, YEEEEEEE! I'm so ugly the Speed of Light can't slow me down and Gravity won't tug at my cuffs! When the Rapture comes, I'll make 'em wait! They'll never clean my cage! Now give me some more of..."
(Tape runs out.)
CotSG
QuoteNow that is one solid block of text.
Yeah. I like the first part best:
I, _______________
do hereby swear to embrace chaos, to disrupt the sedentary status quo at all costs, to fight the manipulative regulation of government and social norm. I will engage the narrow-minded and expose them for their ignorance.F&*$ the status quo!
Last night I saw a brilliant costume. It was a woman wearing a dress made of personal ads screened onto the fabric of the dress itself. Below that she wore a jaked campaign sign. The original sign said "One Man, One Woman, Yes on 36."(36 would amend Oregon's constitution to ban gay marriage and straight remarriage after divorce.) She had changed it to "One Man, One Woman, Yes on
69." :lol:
Quote from: agent compassion36 would amend Oregon's constitution to ban gay marriage and straight remarriage after divorce.
Whoever thought that up... I give em credit for trying to turn the clock back to the 1500s or so...
I do like the costume, though.
unless we increase the status quo to critical masss, we'll never make any headway!
Quoteunless we increase the status quo to critical masss, we'll never make any headway!
Hmm. No, see, the problem is FEAR. When you create an institution that is self-perpetuating it begins to recruit. It preys on the people's natural fear of being "outside" and "alone" and it envelops them within itself. The status quo can expand and engorge itself forever on the fear of the needy. People need to learn that they are not food!
adn that's why we must reach critical mass.
or else only a limited number of people will learn as such, whiel the masses remain in a state of ear and loathing.
i don't think so....before we meet critical mass the peer pressure exuded by the status quo will absorb anyone seeking freedom....what we need is to offer them something better than the false safety of the status quo and the mass mind....
the NSRA would be willing to lease the revolution some of our "comfort girls" for a nominal fee....that oughtta get the attention of the sheep..... 8)
Quote from: agent compassioni don't think so....before we meet critical mass the peer pressure exuded by the status quo will absorb anyone seeking freedom....what we need is to offer them something better than the false safety of the status quo and the mass mind....
the mass mind is a fact of nature. it's the well from whence we spring(our conciousnesses. stopping minds from leakign into one another is like trying to make febreze suck, it just aint gonn ahappen.
as for status quo, well there isno status quo. adnthat's the exact and precise reason that those thsoe who seek to change it are frustrated, because it changes itself, as a matter of mass boredom and marketing genius.
critcial mass. - ok, lemme put it this way, you've got 40 tonnes of impure uranium sitting int he ground. it's generating enough radiation heat to keep the the matter around it molten right? now purify it and take 40 pounds of the stuff and stick it together. you'bve got critical mass resulting in a chain reaction, a synergetic effect which results in an effect that is greater than what would have been achieved by the impure or lesser amount of pure ore combined.
same thing with foolishness we ahve now. right now we'v got enough radiant material (the masses ) to heat shit up, btu no chain reaction. purify that into some badass shittybuzz foolishnesss, and you've got critical mass resulting in a chain reaction. faith
can move mountains.
now you're askign yourself why woudl i want to move in that direction than the other? well right now we've been moving in thedirection(more or less- as i will explain) that hippies and idealists liek yourself would prefer. believe it or not. but the whoel while we're moving in that direction ont ehsurface, we're moving in teh exact opposite direction ont eh foudnation. so thatif the surface actually gets to where it's going, it's still fuct because here we've got no foundation.
see also- i ching(many of the hexagrams things have the foudnation, top dynamic as the basis for it's stuff)
and gundam wing(where world peace is achieved through world domination- the people are brought to the brink of their desturction by the alpha males and are guided as such to not want war anymore- thothe gundam wing example may be slightly oversimplified and maybe jsut a little fantastic.)
isn't this the questions thread?
8)
i sit? you knwo soem of my greatest stuff in soemwhere in this and other game threads.
foolish aint it?
is it just me, or do i have one more + than horab? does that make me leeter than him?
maybe it does. maybe it doesn't can you headshot soemone by aiming at their stomach?
because apparently i can...
Quote from: horab+maybe it does. maybe it doesn't can you headshot soemone by aiming at their stomach?
because apparently i can...
maybe if the rifle kicks an insane amount up and the lag is crazy long.
i think itwas a case of funky hit boxes combined with lag. cs:source is goofy like that.
Quote from: Turd Fergusonisn't this the questions thread?
8)
Hah, where have you been?
When did this forum ever manage to stay on topic?
Which reminds me......I bought some of that topical cream to apply to all
of these mosquito bites and can't seem to find it anywhere.
Aghhhh.....I feel a fit of fever and/or chills coming on.
is this topic?
is this question, and if so, why?
WHO MADE THIS, DAMMIT?
Quote from: Slartibartfast++is it just me, or do i have one more + than horab? does that make me leeter than him?
Wouldn't that make you double plus good?
no it'd be a doubleplusslartibartfast.
BUT SERIOUSLY, NOW, FOLKS ...
Written In The Spirit by Rev. Ivan Stang
"Having three flat tires in one day, oh, yeah, that's HELL !"
-- Hypercleasians 14:6.
"The only ones who have a right to live are those not yet born."
-- Yossarian, Rio Bisbee Band
"NONE ARE SO BLIND AS THOSE WHO HAVE NO EYES."
-- Philo the Essene.
I am the proud owner of two little kids, both old enough to read, yet young enough still to believe in Santa Claus. It irks me that I can't tell them certain things, but it almost shames me to have to tell them other things at all. The monstrous truth about Santa Claus, they don't need to know. But one day, I had to warn them about certain grownups who were so twisted by their own messed-up parents that they want to "do bad things to you." Breaking such news to a child feels awful -- and it's chilling to think what they're prompted to imagine about the world, no matter how you soften it in the telling.
But I couldn't bring myself to tell them about The Bomb...or about The Germ, or The Gas. I know what would happen if my kids started thinking about those all the time: they'd end up like me. Throughout high school I was dead sure the future would see us back in the caves. As Einstein, or somebody, once said, "I don't know what World War III will be fought with, but the one after that will be fought with sticks and stones."
And now, we don't even have that to look forward to. There would be nothing. NOTHING LEFT if the Big Mistake happened. (Incidentally, my children figured that out for themselves, without my having to say anything. Between TV cartoons, news, and overheard conversations, they were able to put two and two together before First Grade. You'll be glad to know they have adjusted better than I ever did.)
Most people can't really conceive of worldwide extinction of all higher life forms; they have a lot of trouble, for that matter, conceptualizing so much as a rape or a car wreck, at least until it happens to them. "Positive thinking" and escape into affluent isolation have become so socially desirable that the idea of preparing for the worst is seen as a bad habit indulged only by survivalists and other 'kooks.' To most Americans, a 'big mistake' is forgetting to, say, photocopy that textiles contract before the board meeting, or burning the roast when guests are coming for dinner. They won't build themselves a fallout shelter, yet they'll donate to save the whales.
Most human beings have no idea how real they are -- nor how smart, for that matter; yet, at the same time, they grossly underestimate their own stupidity! They could permanently wreck the planet for the rest of us simply by not giving themselves enough credit. (And if they distrust themselves so much, think how much they distrust you!) They assume they wouldn't be good enough at anything important to take a stab at it -- and in all too few cases, they're right -- so they cling to the safe and the meaningless. They wish everyone else would, too. When someone tries to warn them of a danger of which they weren't already aware, they take it as an insult.
"If they all thought they were as great as I think I am, everybody'd get along just fine -- even though they'd all be wrong!"
-- "Bob" Dobbs to a Sunday School class in 1955.
How much do you tell your kids about the future? About polution, about overpopulation, and war and crime, and where the statistics point? When does it stop training them for survival, and start making them suicidal?
How much can you afford, psychologically, to tell yourself?
People tend to take things for granted, to forget how useful their MINDS are. Unfortunately, that's one of those processes which snowballs, and by which privileged people, given every opportunity to become self-reliant, nevertheless degenerate into big pink crybabies. If people are less alive than they used to be, it's only because, for them, there's less to being alive. The line between life and death can become blurred and indistinct. A truly dedicated worker can keep making an income, or cooking dinner for the family, long after his or her mind is dead. Any belief in life after death should include the hideous plausibility of becoming a sick, invisible ghost that keeps shuffling back to the office or the kitchen. What else happens to people whose instincts are so ruined that they can no longer differentiate between the so-called "Light" and the so-called "Darkness?" Might not that "Light" thing, that ALIVENESS, get overdrawn just as easily as its checking account?
It's all too easy for us to desoul ourselves by overdoing just what we thought might save us -- work, drugs, religion, etc. We continue to calculate, but we cease to feel. We wreck the very instincts that are necessary for maintaining that state between self-lobotomizing lethargy and neurotic burn-out.
People are compelled to "own" more and more things, which would be fine, but constant gain becomes a sick compulsion that can scrambles anyone's ability to distinguish between LIFE and THINGS at all. They forget that they're animals, and start playing dangerous games with their own bodies and with all of nature. It's fine to learn by experimenting; a child usually has to get burned a time or two before it learns to take its parents' advice about the kitchen stove. It's just that this time, the "stove" is 50,000 nuclear warheads and unimaginable germ warfare viruses. We only get to 'try' it once.
It's just a damn shame: snuffing all life except lichens and deep-sea heat vent worms is EASY, whereas feeding humanity is HARD WORK. No use crying over spilt milk; but that doesn't mean it's okay to spill that plutonium!
Human brains can be terrifying to examine closely, especially by their owners. Ordinary people, conditioned to limits on every hand in the real world, become so scared of the immensity of their own brains, of the obvious fact that the inside is so much bigger than the outside, that they routinely run absolutely insane risks. Their desparation then requires all manner of half-assed justifications, and ineffectual but (more importantly) simple formulas by which to remain uninformed -- avoiding the complexities of their responsibility for themselves. Driving to work on the expressway, for instance: how often do we concretely visualize what we're doing then? Can we realize that we're little wads of delicate meat, crouched inside flimsy tin cans, hurtling along at incredible speeds with death no farther away than the next driver's last mixed drink?
We see this chronic denial also in the differences between "religions" and "cults." A religion exerts itself in improving psychological and physical conditions within it and without it; a cult just keeps jacking itself off, though it might go through the motions of 'food outreaches,' etc. *Most so-called Christians aren't religious; they're cultists. So are most SubGeniuses!
America is a cult. We are cult zombies. If the ruling elite can get away so easily with dumping unimaginable quantities of poison into our air and water, meanwhile witholding safer technology because they don't currently sell it, how is that any different from Jim Jones telling 900 people to commit suicide? In both cases, the zombies do what the cult leader says. The Rev. Jim Jones was simply more honest about what he demanded from his devotees.
The function of religion is to circumvent that creeping acceptance of hopelessness, to constantly remind you how alive you indeed are, so that the logical, practical side of yourself can't keep hammering you down. You're being hammered at from all sides -- including the inside -- but as long as you know what's going on, you can HAMMER BACK.
If life was easy, everybody would be living it. But it isn't, so some die instead. Many of our more brainy citizens kill themselves. The more a person knows, the tougher it is to maintain a sense of balance and fairness in the universe; the inventive mind is tormented by visions of how much better things might have been. On the other hand, common sense -- particularly the common sense of humor -- can reveal a sustaining beauty, and a level of meaning (even if only imagined!) that makes life just as much more fun as it is more threatening.
Sadly, such an outlook is incomprehensible to the self-desensitized. If you're of a minority religion, or race, or sexual proclivity, or even business, then you have probably clashed with people who seem to oppose you -- but won't come out and admit it -- for absolutely no reason at all. Hopefully, you realized that such people are simply jealous of your ability to make the best of a bad situation. They want you to be as unlucky as they are. Otherwise, their entire world view wouldn't make sense. Religions are particularly easy to warp into disguises for jealousy, justifications for hate. In modern America, a "Christian" preacher can make himself very rich by acting as the carrier of some contagious neurosis, some form of mental illness in which followers can hide from their own shortcomings.
Being informed, knowing better, doesn't always help. "Expanded consciousness," if it's the real thing, should go hand in hand with an awful realization of responsibility. But we've all had 'hip' friends who drank enough beer every night to nourish a tribe of Ethiopians for a week -- and who put enough up their noses in a day to buy vaccinations for half of Kenya. There are literally millions of people starving to death right now, and we "aware" people of the developed nations are the only ones who can really do very much about it; we talk or sing about it eloquently before blowing it off. We remember our rights, but forget our responsibility as... well, as the only responsible life forms. A tough responsibility? It isn't half as tough as watching your whole family starve to death because there is no food for miles around.
Everyone has a right, even a duty, to enjoy themselves. However, to a man getting off a hard day's work, having fun means ignoring those who aren't -- just as those who possess no sense of humor automatically dislike those who do. Indeed, fun for many people requires seeing others in misery. Until work and fun are no longer opposites, this won't change. Work must become more meaningful for fun to become less an act of desparation; only then will the semi-leisured class (such as those who found themselves reading this) be able to appreciate what leisure they have. When that happens, the jealousies will evaporate and people will want to share.
We can probably look for this to happen in, say, ten thousand years.
In the meantime, a minority of the two-legged animals will be stuck with keeping the whole chain of life intact, almost despite the wishes of the rest of the two-legged animals. Since two-legged animals are by far the most dangerous creatures on the planet, this may prove to be a risky job!
And it really is all life. All. That's how high the stakes have risen on the nuclear gameboard. We are actually placated by movies like ROAD WARRIOR, or even PLANET OF THE APES; such popular post-holocaust fantasies may turn out to be 'best possible" scenarios! Those nasty, low-tech caveman future worlds might come about without any wars; at least they're inhabited worlds! The real post-nuke landscape wouldn't support such exciting luxuries as roving bands of bloodthirsty killers or mutated monsters.
The chain of life is astoundingly adaptable, but frighteningly fragile at the same time. Like a delicate glass ball, it's easy to break, and easy not to break. We've already racked up quite a bill on our ecological charge-card, but our kids and grandkids are the ones who'll have to pay up. Evolution proves every day that it's a blind machine, without sympathy or aesthetic sense, that will snuff us out automatically if we blow it. There was at least one other race of humanoid bipeds not so long ago; remember the Neanderthals? Guess who exterminated them? (And we did it without even one nuclear device!* )
If we do screw up, in the BIG way, it won't be just a couple of the big-league countries -- it'll be everybody. Extinction is just as hard on an innocent baby or a cute little bunny as it is on a murderous asshole. Ask any dinosaur, or any Mandan Indian.
We well-fed people have a dream: the dream of acquiring MORE CRAP for LESS WORK. The rest of the world -- the other three-quarters of it -- has a dream too: the dream of enough to eat. The hungry ones surround us on all sides; they live right down the street, in fact. We, and the wretched, and the normals who couldn't care less, are all in the same rickety little boat together, in a cold, cold sea. And someone is fooling around with that little PLUG at the bottom of the boat. Our leaders act like they don't even believe that plug is there; obviously, NOBODY is giving us "instructions." We have to figure this situation out for ourselves. And we'd better do it fast, just to be on the safe side.
Nor will God help us. That's right, NO BIG MAN IN THE SKY WILL SAVE US.* We smartypants bipeds chose to take it upon ourselves, to take it out of "God's" hands. We have the ball ... now where do we run with it? Do we run with it at all?
Having the responsibility also means we have choices.
For all intents and purposes, WE are "God" now... yet some talk about a "nuclear judgement" as if it had been decreed for our own good. Someone in THIS life might beat you up or throw you in jail for your sins, but it won't be God. If there is a nuclear judgement, it'll be OUR fault alone.
No "church" will save you either, especially not the SubGenius Church. However, we would at least encourage you to SAVE YOURSELF, which is better than most religions can say. What are we saying you should do? Well, we know, but, just to be assholes, WE WON'T TELL YOU. That would be cheating! It's between you and "Bob" and Mom and apple pie.
It isn't just the prospect of an irreversibly contaminated foodchain that should worry you, either. It's the thought of what the pissed-off ELDER GODS will do to our ETERNAL SOULS as PUNISHMENT for stupidly ruining Their expensive chessboard, Earth.
There's not a whole hell of a lot that any of us CAN do with any major, immediate results. Violence and saboutage? That's exactly like using a knife to attack a man with a machine gun. The Bomb, and starvation, and etc., are here to stay until people change not just the way they think, but what they think about.
Any lone person -- even you -- can aid and abett that process by becoming one more voice howling in the wilderness, or howling from atop a carhood in the city, or howling on a radio talk show... or in conversation with a friend. We must howl in all our different ways. It can make a difference: 2,000 years ago, Christianity started out as a couple of maniacs ranting in the desert, and look how far it's come!
On second thought, forget that example.
I, or any subversive character like me, will gladly tell you to do something... but we sure as hell aren't going to try to tell you what. The ruling class, however, tells you exactly what to do, every chance they get.
(Notice a difference?)
It's easy to do what they want; they desire but one simple thing from you. They'll let you have anything you want, if you'll just do this one thing they ask.
If you'll just GIVE UP.
Think about it. Wouldn't it be so much easier to just stop worrying?
You're not stupid, though. Even though you can't just suddenly up and save the planet, there are still a million "little" things to be done. There are groups out there, countless clusters of knowledgeable people, all underfinanced, that specialize in protecting the water, the animals, the people, the plants. They need your money and time.
Or maybe, for now, all they need is your attention. Perhaps, even more than that, they need you only to hang on to your instincts, to preserve your intuition, until you're in a better position to use them. That alone would be better for them, for the time being, than losing you entirely.
It's up to you to find the ones you can work with in your own town, and/or the national organizations that happen to agree with your personal politics. You have to decide which ones are naive do-gooder fools, which ones are crooks, and which ones are effective. We could point you in a few general directions -- but who's kidding who? You've known all along what to do. This article is just a 'pep talk' to help convince you to go ahead and actually do it. Whatever it is.
We're the first animals on this planet to have to start guiding our own evolution (at least, until we're outdated by the new models we'll create!). Only the few who know about it ever feel the burden, but it's a heavy one. The crucial, immediate thing is to keep it FUN. Our job right now is to make the responsibility more clear and yet to keep it in perspective, to keep it fun. To make it possible.
Everything you can see around you was once called "impossible." We must make the damn-near-impossible seem more possible than it really is -- if we knew how tough it was actually going to BE, we'd give up entirely. We must continually fool ourselves into helping ourselves, because another part of us is always trying to fool us into hurting ourselves. The part that hurts has acquired a glamorous rep of late, while the part that helps has been made to seem boring BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN LEFT IN THE HANDS OF "EXPERTS" WHEN WE SHOULD HAVE PRESERVED OUR INSTINCTS OURSELVES, HANDING THEM DOWN FROM PARENT TO CHILD LIKE PRIMATES ARE SUPPOSED TO DO, RATHER THAN PAYING SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT. It's easy to assume that the person with the loudest voice and most credentials knows what he's doing, but it's surprisingly difficult to learn the truth. "The Hard Way" seems to work best.
In some misfired way, our puritanical ancestors were right -- it takes REAL WORK to be REALLY ALIVE. Not the meaningless toil they pay you for, but real work, like whatever that thing is that you enjoy most. Keep THAT alive and you won't squander your energy off into rancid pools of hate and self-pity. It isn't just the system that keeps you down -- it's YOU, TOO. SNAP OUT OF IT!! Shed that skin of habits! You're ancestors PAID to make sure you could really think... now THINK, DAMN IT!! If you had any INKLING of how far you've come, you would NEVER slip back! There IS a reason to keep going;WHY DO YOU THINK IT STARTED UP IN THE FIRST PLACE??
The main thing, in any case, is simply to remember. Remember the air, the ocean, the people just out of eyeshot, the strangely delicate balance that can't function under Dioxin and radiation and a burnt ozone layer. You don't have to dwell morbidly upon these things; indeed, you mustn't .
Just remember ... and sooner or later you'll know exactly what to do. At that point, if it didn't before, everything will make sense once again.
FOOTNOTES:
*SubGeniuses may be their revenge.
*"God" is what you remember when you die -- so, no hurry, right?
ADDENDUM to the "BUT SERIOUSLY..." rant:
FOR DECLARED SUBGENII SPECIFICALLY:
Unfortunately, it isn't as easy being a Good Guy as it looks in the movies. Most people desperately want to be Good Guys at first, but they blow it off when they realize that there really are Bad Guys too. Bad Guys with super powers, in fact!
Just because you aren't "bad" doesn't mean you're "good." If you aren't DOING anything about the Bad Guys, you're nothing but a "plot device" that the Bad Guys or the Good Guys are going to use.
Don't feel like a lone kook just because nobody around you seems to know what the word "ecosystem" means. They won't know what DEATH means, either, until they've learned to appreciate life. They take the universe for granted, and are stuck in a world of "goals" which are as worthless as they are easily attained.
Normal adjustment to society seems to demand this "blinkered" consciousness. On the other hand, maniacal SubGenius style mental health, although illegal, can create an immunity against future-shock apathy. If you can "take a joke" even as HORRIBLE as modern reality, you can't be blinded to its horrors or its joys.
The Bad Guys have a funny way of twisting all this around, though, and making whole planetary populations fall for it. Ever notice that the Conspiracy is composed of "TOUGH MEN?" TOUGH MEN. They're MAN enough to watch a football game, alright, but not MAN enough to change their kid's diapers. MAN enough to let the President bury nuclear waste in their backyard, MAN enough to pay taxes, MAN enough to wear an itchy business suit even in summer (because they're MAN enough to pay the electric bills for air-conditioning), MAN enough to send their kids to fight overseas, MAN enough to be BLANK FOOD TUBES that "WORK" to pay for MORE FOOD... MAN enough to tell NIGGER JOKES, or to gang up with a bunch of other TOUGH MEN to beat up lone queers or even just little nerds with glasses... but not MAN enough to stay human.
Does that enrage you? Does that make you want to gang up with a bunch of other tough SubGenii to beat up lone Normals and Rednecks?
One of "Bob's" Secret Doctrines, as you'll remember from your studies of BoSG Ch.20, is that there are no Normals. It's a matter of degree. The only "SubGeniuses" who seriously think they can tell a 'normal' from a 'Sub' are the "Bobbies" -- the slimey anti-social Normals who are so sure they're True Children of "Bob." (A thousand average normals aren't half the threat to the Church that three "Bobbies" are.) Revealingly, most of these still live off their parents. Naturally, we find "Bobbies" who declare themselves "better than normals" because they don't have to hold down jobs. That's supposed to mean they "have Slack."
Almost everyone has to work for the Conspiracy, just to survive -- but how many of you are really sufficiently true to yourselves to PRESERVE your CRAZINESS, to STAY "SUBGENIUS" in the face of a squaling baby, unpaid heating bills, and the promise of wealth if you'll just "buckle down"?? How many will be capable of the NOBLEST chore, of SUBVERTING FROM WITHIN, of remaining teenaged while mastering the appearance of adulthood?? Getting Slack, in its truest sense, can sometimes be MORE WORK than WORKING ONESELF to STUPIDITY!
In the eternal battle, Slack will eventually win out, simply because in its pure state it cannot be bottled or sold. However, thanks to the Conspiracy, abnormality in the current ruling civilization usually demands sacrifice. "FINE," you say, "I'll sacrifice my NORMALITY!!" Okay.. but what if being a Good Guy means being treated worse than the Bad Guy half the time? Think you're "man" enough, Pink Boy? Ready to spend 20 years proving it?
Someday, 10,000 years from now or so, we will no longer have to sacrifice; we will have our cake and eat it too, for we are owed it. "Bob" has promised us Something for Nothing. But, in the meantime, the only form of PURE TRUE TIME CONTROL now open to us is PATIENCE to put up with all the shit and torment that being one of the Good Guys means... to party ANYWAY... because WHATEVER IS CLOSEST TO REAL SLACK WILL PAY OFF THAT MUCH BETTER IN THE END.
The Conspiracy wants you to party and work, party and work -- Their way. "Bob" wants you to really party and really work. "Don't just launch that Bleeding Head... launch the HELL out of it!" -- Sternodox.
"Bob" lived his life the way he did to prove that you can be a Good Guy and still be Cool...just like Mr. T, kids!! The Conspiracy (and the "Bobbies!") promulgate an EZ-2-Digest Canned Hipness' the kind of hipness we're talking about isn't like anything shown on TV or sung by rock stars. It isn't Punk, nor old-timey, either. It simply IS. It predates fashion, it predates CLOTHES, it predates DATING, it may even predate bipedal locomotion and the opposable thumb, and it's more important than any lifestyle with a name, including "SubGenius." FUCK the assholes that keep trying to replace it with cheap thrills. It's possible to have a more swinging time at home with your family, just sitting around, than the "bad guys" would ever want you to think. That would RUIN Their system.
Slack, strangely enough, has a lot to do with commitment and love and responsibility and such, things which haven't been "hip" lately, but will be again someday, no thanks to either the Moral Majority or the New Age... Slack is ultimately what it will take for, for instance, nuclear disarmament to ever happen. But EVEN NATIONS MUST HAVE SLACK.
Any religion is just one big PEP TALK, but -- screwy as it may be -- the basic gist common to most religions is THE FUCKING TRUTH!! But that inevitable loss of perspective keeps creeping in, no matter what absurd measures the 'guru' takes to prevent it, and pretty soon the pep talk becomes repitition. Then, a completely new form of "pep talk" is created to fill the need, to remind people of themselves .
The terms "SubGenius" and "Slack" don't mean a cluster of "Bobbies" thinking a shared "in joke" proves they're better than everybody else. SubGeniuses are people who, even if for one second, or one instant, recognized the value of their lives. If the rest of humanity could lock onto that, the assholes of the world would be CURED INSTANTLY and all crime and war and exploitation would CEASE FOREVER.
That's what the Church is here for.
"BOB" COMES AGAIN and AGAIN to prove that being a Good Guy is worth it in KICKS and SLACK.
"Bob" asked WOTAN if we could party, and IT said that we had to.
Of course, you can't enjoy yourself if you're an evil shit who thinks that hurting other people is enjoyable. That cancels itself out -- which is exactly why it's so hard to tell the difference. Slack for thyself and Slack for others, then, are not interchangeable, but definitely interconnected. To keep all Slack for yourself actually depletes Slack; not only are you rendered unable to appreciate it, but you also lose brownie points in society AND Heaven, and will eventually be branded an asshole, and so fry in Hell.
Being a Slackful Asshole gets you nowhere.
hear hear.
your best ever i think roger.
Quote from: horab+hear hear.
your best ever i think roger.
If you'll look closely at the beginning of the rant, that wasn't my work.
Cut and paste from the subgenius website.
Possibly Stang's best work ever.
ahh yess. actually i aw that but read it as in teh spirit of. not knowign the reverend stang, i then looked at the bottom abotu halfway through hoping for a reference, and seeing none assumed it was yours. nonetheless good stuff.
Quote from: horab+ahh yess. actually i aw that but read it as in teh spirit of. not knowign the reverend stang, i then looked at the bottom abotu halfway through hoping for a reference, and seeing none assumed it was yours. nonetheless good stuff.
I especially like this part:
America is a cult. We are cult zombies. If the ruling elite can get away so easily with dumping unimaginable quantities of poison into our air and water, meanwhile witholding safer technology because they don't currently sell it, how is that any different from Jim Jones telling 900 people to commit suicide? In both cases, the zombies do what the cult leader says. The Rev. Jim Jones was simply more honest about what he demanded from his devotees.
The man is a genious. When I first started working with an improvisational group they told me that comedy was three things and the first two are the most important
1. Truth
2. Emotional content
3. Timeing
Stang even makes you read the timeing out.
thank you for sharing that with us here.
An idea, Roger: Most people on this board agree with you, even if they may differ on some wording, or a few minor points. Most certainly, they are not as prolific or as well-spoken.
Perhaps it would be effective if you cross-posted your comments on boards that are more, shall we say, "grey-faced" than this.
Not to say I don't want to read you. Hell, it's always a blast to read you. But I think the word needs to spread beyond those who are getting the idea to those who don't know the idea even exists.
::takes off activist hat::
f'in brilliant, roger.
Quote from: LMNOAn idea, Roger: Most people on this board agree with you, even if they may differ on some wording, or a few minor points. Most certainly, they are not as prolific or as well-spoken.
Perhaps it would be effective if you cross-posted your comments on boards that are more, shall we say, "grey-faced" than this.
Not to say I don't want to read you. Hell, it's always a blast to read you. But I think the word needs to spread beyond those who are getting the idea to those who don't know the idea even exists.
::takes off activist hat::
i agree, but once in a while it's good to argue with roger anyway. i don't hink i've done so in about a year, and while this one wasn't nearly as good as the first one(cuz i was also arguing with th e rest of the board, on less tangible subject matter), any argument is liable to set the ol pantaloones a flamin.
\and plus partisanship i sso
unenlightened, at least imho.
I gots no problem w/ debate, it can clarify matters. You make a good foil. We should be cross-posting this stuff. y'all mind?
cross posting?
Like crossfire or cross dressing.
Quote from: agent compassionf'in brilliant, roger.
Thanks. I wish I wrote it.
Quote from: LMNOAn idea, Roger: Most people on this board agree with you, even if they may differ on some wording, or a few minor points. Most certainly, they are not as prolific or as well-spoken.
Perhaps it would be effective if you cross-posted your comments on boards that are more, shall we say, "grey-faced" than this.
Not to say I don't want to read you. Hell, it's always a blast to read you. But I think the word needs to spread beyond those who are getting the idea to those who don't know the idea even exists.
::takes off activist hat::
I DO cross-post them.
Why do you think I've been banned from the 700Club 433 times? :lol:
Rev Roger,
Laughs at their puny attempts to ban me.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: LMNOAn idea, Roger: Most people on this board agree with you, even if they may differ on some wording, or a few minor points. Most certainly, they are not as prolific or as well-spoken.
Perhaps it would be effective if you cross-posted your comments on boards that are more, shall we say, "grey-faced" than this.
Not to say I don't want to read you. Hell, it's always a blast to read you. But I think the word needs to spread beyond those who are getting the idea to those who don't know the idea even exists.
::takes off activist hat::
I DO cross-post them.
Why do you think I've been banned from the 700Club 433 times? :lol:
Rev Roger,
Laughs at their puny attempts to ban me.
Because niether of you know when to quit?
Quote from: Rupert GilesQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: LMNOAn idea, Roger: Most people on this board agree with you, even if they may differ on some wording, or a few minor points. Most certainly, they are not as prolific or as well-spoken.
Perhaps it would be effective if you cross-posted your comments on boards that are more, shall we say, "grey-faced" than this.
Not to say I don't want to read you. Hell, it's always a blast to read you. But I think the word needs to spread beyond those who are getting the idea to those who don't know the idea even exists.
::takes off activist hat::
I DO cross-post them.
Why do you think I've been banned from the 700Club 433 times? :lol:
Rev Roger,
Laughs at their puny attempts to ban me.
Because niether of you know when to quit?
Pretty much.
The Good Rev,
WILL outlast them.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Rupert GilesQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: LMNOAn idea, Roger: Most people on this board agree with you, even if they may differ on some wording, or a few minor points. Most certainly, they are not as prolific or as well-spoken.
Perhaps it would be effective if you cross-posted your comments on boards that are more, shall we say, "grey-faced" than this.
Not to say I don't want to read you. Hell, it's always a blast to read you. But I think the word needs to spread beyond those who are getting the idea to those who don't know the idea even exists.
::takes off activist hat::
I DO cross-post them.
Why do you think I've been banned from the 700Club 433 times? :lol:
Rev Roger,
Laughs at their puny attempts to ban me.
Because niether of you know when to quit?
Pretty much.
The Good Rev,
WILL outlast them.
Does that include THEY?
Do you mean "THEY" THEY?
Quote from: Big Cat FelixDo you mean "THEY" THEY?
No.
He means "WE" THEY.
Quote from: Attorney General AshcroftHe means "WE" THEY.
No.
bah...look at his avatar! have you ever seen anyone more "THEY" looking than him?
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Quote from: Turd Fergusonbah...look at his avatar! have you ever seen anyone more "THEY" looking than him?
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Yes.
no. liar.
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THIS WHOLE SITE IS ON CRACK
(gotta any for me?)
Quote from: Hey-ya-yiTHIS WHOLE SITE IS ON CRACK
(gotta any for me?)
(Getting back to the game...)
How much do you want?
*Putting the cuffs on Medeoplusplus*
Do you know your rights?!?!?
*stabs the previous poster and stabs the next poster simultaneously*
How long has this ... *ouch* ... been going on?
What does "tauta epoieite autoi" mean?
Where is my mind?
am I insane?
Who could ever figure that one out?
Why shouldn't I be insane?
Does the Free Market demand it?
Why shouldn't the free market demand a pound of flesh?
Who can tell that one?
Where in Michigan can I walk around an art museum wearing only strappy heels?
Where is Kalamazoo?
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWhere is Kalamazoo?
When does the train leave for Kalamazoo and Timbuktoo?
Do you know where the decomposing horse's head is?
By which stars and streets may I find the decomposing horse head?
Do you know the secret handshake?
Where's my alarm clock?
why should fairies stay out of the wine?
Do I post too much?
Does the Pope shit in the woods? Is a bear catholic?
Quote from: ainiwhy should fairies stay out of the wine?
Need one ask this question?
Why hasn't this game died yet?
Why, do you want it to?
Why would anyone want it to?
Isn't this fun?
^_____^
Whay ask me? Don't you know this is one of my favorites?
is it my turn yet?
No.
Quote from: MedeoPlusPlusQuote from: Hey-ya-yiTHIS WHOLE SITE IS ON CRACK
(gotta any for me?)
(Getting back to the game...)
How much do you want?
How much do j00 have?
Why would you want the possibility of the chance of idea of the notion of the eligibility for this game to end?
YUO = VERY TARD
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hey...Rog isn't here...someone had to say it like that...
what about now?
Why? No, seriously, why?
Why is the sky?
why isn't anyone else in here clever enough to come up with a non-rhetorical question?
don't you know that in a real game of questions, rhetoricals are just as much a loser as statements?
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*sticks a cork in Turd's rhetorical ass*
Why do people change their names every day?
And that's not rhetorical
And why is my connection so slow?
Why do babies never age?
And why can't I stick with a single name? At least I'm not Turd.
Quote from: Turd Fergusonwhy isn't anyone else in here clever enough to come up with a non-rhetorical question?
don't you know that in a real game of questions, rhetoricals are just as much a loser as statements?
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My game, my rules, amiko.
Rhetorical questions count.
Shouldn't non-sequitors like the above few posts also constitute a losing move?
Quote from: MedeoPlusPlusQuote from: Turd Fergusonwhy isn't anyone else in here clever enough to come up with a non-rhetorical question?
don't you know that in a real game of questions, rhetoricals are just as much a loser as statements?
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My game, my rules, amiko.
Rhetorical questions count.
oh, my bad, "amiko"...didn't realize you invented this game...all this time I thought I picked it up from Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead...
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Quote from: BWhy do babies never age?
And why can't I stick with a single name? At least I'm not Turd.
dude, you're still stuck on post-strained-peas-style babyshit...you've got quite a few rungs to climb on the ladder of shit before you could even hope to sniff the Turd....
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Seriously, Turd, why are you even bothering with this guy?
Awww, has snookie-ookie-ums Turd'ums found his sweet self a new'ums admirerer?
What are you implying?
Haven't you read a couple of the other threads, LMNO?
please to be educationg those of us who seemed to have missed it as well?
If I say, yes, I have read the threads & have seen that Turd & B seem to be sparring, then will you tell me what you are implying?
Then do I really need to explain it?
Why not do Mal the favor?
I missed it somewhere
curiosity you know...
please?
See how nice she's asking?
::fluttesr lashes::
PRetty please?
with a cherry on top?
allow me to clarify: "B" or whatever he's calling himself today, seems to be pulling a "Rupert Giles" on me...perhaps he even IS mr von Kleist, I don't know or care...but I'm bothering to respond because I'm stuck in the middle of siberia for the next 5 months and I'll take any desperate chance to amuse myself, even if it means verbally sparring with some assclown who doesn't even know he's a troll....
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besides, I respond to flattery, you know....
I know when I'm being a troll and when I'm not. I'd spar you, Turd, but I don't feel like starting a gay inbred war by being too much of a dick to a turd. Plllllllllllllt!
I imagine anything would flatter you.
Why does EraPassing show her pretty feet?
Why are people asking questions?
Why not?
Why does Turd smell like shit?
Quote from: Turd FergusonQuote from: BWhy do babies never age?
And why can't I stick with a single name? At least I'm not Turd.
dude, you're still stuck on post-strained-peas-style babyshit...you've got quite a few rungs to climb on the ladder of shit before you could even hope to sniff the Turd....
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dude you're nto even using question form. didnt; you realize this is the questions only thread? :twisted:
Touch of Grey
Must be getting early, clock are running late.
Paint by numbers morning sky, looks so phony.
Dawn is breaking everywhere, light a candle, curse the glare
Draw the curtains I don't care, but it's alright
I will get by, I will get by, I will get by, I will survive.
I see you've got your list out, say your piece and get out.
Guess I get the gist of it, but it's alright
Oh well anyway, sorry that you feel that way.
Every silver linings got a touch of grey
I will get by, I will get by, I will get by, I will survive.
It's a lesson to me, the ablers and the beggars and the theives
The abc's we all think of, try to win a little love.
I know the rent is in arrears, the dog has not been fed in years
It's even worse than it appears, but it's alright
Cow is giving kerosene, kid can't read at seventeen
The words he knows are all obscene, but it's alright
I will get by, I will get by, I will get by, I will survive.
Shoe is on the hand that fits, that's all there really is to it
Whistle through your teeth and spit, but it's alright
Oh well a touch of gray, kinda suits you anyway,
That's all I had to say, but it's alright
I will get by, I will get by, I will get by, I will survive.
It's a lesson to me, the devils in the East and the free
The abc's we all must face, try to save a little grace.
Question: Is this NOT the song for the post-American century?
I'd say so, yes. Did you guys know that Bella and I knew Garcia?
The Dead made major donations to the battered women's shelter we both worked for.
Quote from: illusionI'd say so, yes. Did you guys know that Bella and I knew Garcia?
The Dead made major donations to the battered women's shelter we both worked for.
8) Can you tell me that's not cool?
With a straight face?
Am I the only one here who thinks the Dead are utter crap?
Is anyone else shocked and appalled?
At what?
What did you say right before my last post?
You mean about the Dead being merely an excuse to drop acid, and a fairly poor excuse at that?
Has anyone ever taken the phrase "drop acid" too literally, and tossed a bottle of nitroglycerin to the ground?
And did they win a Darwin award?
Is nitro considered an acid?
Quote from: MedeoPlusPlusHas anyone ever taken the phrase "drop acid" too literally, and tossed a bottle of nitroglycerin to the ground?
And did they win a Darwin award?
Why hasn't anyone tried when the Darwins do contain idiots blowing up a firecracker factory while cutting through the door with a blowtorch?
Quote from: LMNOIs nitro considered an acid?
I think so... I recall it having a pretty low pH
Quote from: LMNOAm I the only one here who thinks the Dead are utter crap?
Oh, thank you thank you....I couldn't agree more, but I rarely speak up about it 'cuz most of my friends love 'em and get all pissy when I talk shit about 'em...but yeah...
GRATEFUL DEAD = RUNNY PILE OF ELDERLY FLU VICTIM SHIT
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Quote from: LMNOYou mean about the Dead being merely an excuse to drop acid, and a fairly poor excuse at that?
wait, you need an excuse top drop acid?
Since when?
I'm sorry, did you think I was referring to people like us?
us?
Who don't need an excuse, possibly?
Ya think?
Should I be thinking?
Why do you ask?
Does it matter?
why should it matter?
Why can't we all get along?
why can't we all stick apart?
To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.--Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.
What the ringled tailed rambling refigerator is all that nonsense?
Why can't St. Hugh stab himself?
and ruin his perfection? :shock:
Why would Hugh be the perfect stabber unless he stabbed himself to death with as much artistry he stabs others?
well, I meant more inna physical perfection sorta way
hed scar himself
Why is the only way to win is to fly away?
Where are my wings?
You have wings?
Would I be looking for them if I had them?
What leads you to believe you ever had them in the first place, that it wasn't all a dream?
Why would I not be winged?
But wings are for show mostly. Flight is by will.
Wait, wasn't I answering St Lxram?
Will you ever know?
Are you telling me even you don't know?
I don't know what?
Quote from: LMNOAm I the only one here who thinks the Dead are utter crap?
Were you BORN wrong, or did you fall on your head?
Rev Roger,
Knows that Jerry Garcia would kick ANYONE'S ass.
Has Bella raised Jerry as a zombie?
More importantly, how many people had realized previously that Roger was a damn dirty hippie, and if for no other reason, should be killed for that?
is being a dirty hippie enough to justify being summarily executed?
don't you have to do something else in conjunction with being a damn dirty crappy-grateful dead-loving hippie?
like jaywalking? or tearing the tag off the mattress?
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hmm....do I really categorically dislike hippies?
or is that just leftover prejudices surfacing from my gutterpunk background?
8)
..."I see the hippies on an angry line/guess they don't get my meaning..." gold star to the first person who correctly identifies the lyric.
Does it really matter why you hate hippies?
i think the why is self evident and universal. their free love and their long jesus wannabe hair and their prejudice against showers.
and who can disagree with blaming them for everything.
gerry garcia is an exception. but only because i met him once in the aether, an dhe was pretty cool.
Quote from: LMNOMore importantly, how many people had realized previously that Roger was a damn dirty hippie, and if for no other reason, should be killed for that?
Actually, I'm the world's worst Buddhist, but close enough.
Rev Roger,
Thinks a GOOD buddhist would be less violent.
Quote from: Turd Ferguson..."I see the hippies on an angry line/guess they don't get my meaning..." gold star to the first person who correctly identifies the lyric.
Bad Religion... Um... Atomic Garden. Good song. i should listen to that one more.
Now where's my gold star?
Why isn't this computer showing small text smaller?
congratulations....Captain Bob the Mediocre!
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Hey, someone tell me what exactly an emo is, please? Exactly?
Quote from: EraPassingHey, someone tell me what exactly an emo is, please? Exactly?
Here you go: http://www.fourfa.com/
wowo i didn;t even knwo they called it emo until a few years ago.
shows how much it sucks.
a better less genregeeky explaination of emo is bands like evanescance.
they usually have som sort of lyrical theme abotu being dpepressed or hating yourself, or beign lesbian or soemthing. turns out after seeign some of these bands in interviews that they have really nothign to complain abotu and it's all about the money. and preying on the pubescent.
i sure hope tehy dont' conisder weezer or nirvana emo, cuz then i'd be so depressed i'd have to kill myself.
::slits wrists:: (http://www.dobi.nu/emo/)
:roll:
I like Evanescence. I don't understand why a lot of people sneer at them. I mean, if someone doesn't like them, ok, but sneering at them - for what, a principle of the thing? What principle, that you don't like them and therefore think that no one should like them except stupid people? I like a lot of that dark, angsty kind of music - not because I give a rat's ass about the feelings of the artists, or whether they have anything to complain about in their own lives; I like it for itself. To me, it's not about the musicians, it's about the music. I don't think that makes me sneer-worthy, and I don't think the music itself is inherently sneer-worthy.
I also like Seether, Nickelback, and some Hoobastank and some APC. So sue me.
Well, ok, the only think I like that Hoobastank did is the Reason, but still...
But I checked out that sight Illusion gave (thanks, Illusion) and I don't think I'm appreciative of the emo fashion trends. Mostly because I dislike fashion trends; I'm much too conservative in my tastes, even if I do have a habit of wearing solid black.
I think this is like the Goth thing, yeah - even if you like some Goth-type stuff, you're not really Goth unless you're trying to be Goth. Likewise, I may like some emo type stuff, but that doesn't make me emo.
Works for me.
I love Eveniscenr (sp)
shes got an amazing set of pipes
OK, just checked out shabbetay's link and - yeah. Emo fashion... damn.
Not in my closet, not without a lobotomy.
Evanasence sounds like Lacuna Coil with the god turned way up.
they look a lot alike too
tall dark and screamy
its awsome
the club I go to plays em back to back
its amazing
Evanescence = incredibly sneer-worthy.
Hoobastank = WORST FUCKING BAND EVER!!!!!
The Reason = "THE REASON" WHY HOOBASTANK IS THE WORST FUCKING BAND EVER!!!
EVER!!!! EVER EVER EVER!!!!!!!
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That lady does have a good voice, but I just dont care for evanasence very much. I'd much rather be listening to Tristania, Theater of Tragedy, Unholy, Shape of Despair, Bjork, or Portishead.
CHumbahwumbah is sneer worthy
not Evenscence
Evanesance is definately not an emo band, either. Modest Mouse, Pedro the Lion, Cursive, Bright Eyes... all emo bands.
The Emo fashion described by that site is pretty right on for gals, however the fashion style they give for guys is the same as worn by the trendy fashion/hardcore kids... which is about one step away from emo. I've seen emo-kids all about sweaters and moppy hair, and youth size small T-shirts. Then again, I've seen emo kids who dress exactly how they describe, now that I think of it.
Quote from: Turd FergusonEvanescence = incredibly sneer-worthy.
Hoobastank = WORST FUCKING BAND EVER!!!!!
The Reason = "THE REASON" WHY HOOBASTANK IS THE WORST FUCKING BAND EVER!!!
EVER!!!! EVER EVER EVER!!!!!!!
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I no longer wish to bite your head. :evil:
"The Reason" was a sweet song.
I can think of plenty of bands that suck more than Hoobastank, although I have admitted that I only really like "the Reason" to begin with.
Quote from: Z¬?Evanesance is definately not an emo band, either. Modest Mouse, Pedro the Lion, Cursive, Bright Eyes... all emo bands.
Oh, well, in that case, I'm not emo even in my music tastes. I've never heard of them. Although, I think "Cursive" is a cool name for a band.
Quote from: EraPassingQuote from: Z¬?Evanesance is definately not an emo band, either. Modest Mouse, Pedro the Lion, Cursive, Bright Eyes... all emo bands.
Oh, well, in that case, I'm not emo even in my music tastes. I've never heard of them. Although, I think "Cursive" is a cool name for a band.
Emo kids are similar to myself in the sense that they listen to shit that you've never heard of and dont care about, but I've heard of the shit they listen to and I dont like it.
umm...Modest Mouse is most definitely NOT an emo band...and if Isaac heard you say that, he'd probably stab you with a broken beer bottle...you're talkin' about my friends here, and not very nicely...
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oooooooo
how I love the modest mouse
FloatOn was my sig forra while
I hate saying this, because it's not very fair of me to throw judgements on other people' fashion sense, I grew up in the 80's, who am I to cast stones, but...
Goddamn, emo fashion is ugly. Don't they even realize how icky they look? I can't think of any body type or face shape that would actually look good in those clothes or hairstyles. It totally plays up the worst things about anyone's body. Why would a woman really want to wear clothes that will only magnify every ounce of pudge she carries in her tummy? And, c'mon guys, if your hips are the same size as your shoulders, do you really want to wear slacks that reveal this about your body?
And tennis shoes, OMG! I have a pair of tennis shoes to work out in, but my goodness, I don't let anyone actually see me in them except the people in the gym, who are also wearing tennis shoes. Jeezus!
*is fascinated by the train wreck that is emo fashion*
Modest Mouse isn't quite emo, but they're not quite GOOD either.
You can all float on...my ass...!
The real shiznite is THOSE DARN ACCORDIONS!
:wink:
::floats on AC ass::
Wow, I need a bigger float
I guess the problem here is not the bands (each individual has hir taste.. Tristania rocks! xD), but of course the cliques, the trend, all that stuff which comes with it...
I mean, for many of those sort of 'subcultures' a pair of decades ago you had some sort of counter-culture behind; the punk 'no-future', the gothic 'not even a present' and its idealization of a non-industrialized nature based past our ancestors are idealized to enjoy... the problem is, when this becomes a postmodernist trend, that is to say, a pattern which is imitated and refracted again and again until any trace of meaning is lost in the pure imitation process and its mercantilization...
In the case of Emo, it seems as if there was not even any sort of counter-cultural idea to begin with, just the impulse to find a new trend, a new 'cool thing'... though, maybe (just to be less harsh :) ), it is a sympthom on that the postmodern-subculture-trendyness consisting on imitation and mindless pattern following is getting to a point these new sorts of trends like Emo are unconsciously just weak attempts on trying to find something which is out of the trend labelling, something new which has still not been eaten by the pattern recognition of mercantilization (but then again, Emo seems to have embraced so fast having an empty and recognizable pattern...)
Quote from: agent compassionModest Mouse isn't quite emo, but they're not quite GOOD either.
You can all float on...my ass...!
The real shiznite is THOSE DARN ACCORDIONS!
:wink:
please die.
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not only are those my friends you're talking about, but they're some of the most talented musicians I have ever known...
You could be right, shabbetay.
I think that emo will eventually be looked back on in the same sense of disgust as we now remember the 80's style, where, while a lot of the music might have been fun, the fashion trends were... ugh.
I still can't believe now that I used that much Aquanet.
I was rather glad when Goth went elegant, myself. There was this young man I used to work with, oh, he was a sight to behold, unlike his best friend, who had over-processed hair and wore tshirts, blegh...
*wakes up from fond memories and sighs*
Anyways, I seriously appreciated elegant Goth.
You know what would be nice? If some trendsetters would merge Goth with Eddie Bauer. That would be so nice. Then I could be trendy!
Quote from: EraPassingI like Evanescence. I don't understand why a lot of people sneer at them. I mean, if someone doesn't like them, ok, but sneering at them - for what, a principle of the thing? What principle, that you don't like them and therefore think that no one should like them except stupid people? I like a lot of that dark, angsty kind of music - not because I give a rat's ass about the feelings of the artists, or whether they have anything to complain about in their own lives; I like it for itself. To me, it's not about the musicians, it's about the music. I don't think that makes me sneer-worthy, and I don't think the music itself is inherently sneer-worthy.
I also like Seether, Nickelback, and some Hoobastank and some APC. So sue me.
Well, ok, the only think I like that Hoobastank did is the Reason, but still...
But I checked out that sight Illusion gave (thanks, Illusion) and I don't think I'm appreciative of the emo fashion trends. Mostly because I dislike fashion trends; I'm much too conservative in my tastes, even if I do have a habit of wearing solid black.
I think this is like the Goth thing, yeah - even if you like some Goth-type stuff, you're not really Goth unless you're trying to be Goth. Likewise, I may like some emo type stuff, but that doesn't make me emo.
Works for me.
ed the sock tried to itnerview teh girl fromevanescance once. she acted the stuck up snob and told him she found smoking unatractive.
as a smoekr i;m cool wit that because i find whinign and snobbery unattractive.
i dres liek weezer, because that's the sort of clothes people give me.
abnds liek evanescance korn, limp biskit(which i call teh new metal, whcih is sad) are a big part of the reason i stopped buying cds. i mean i still buy cd's from bands i like, but i jsut haven't been in a cd store inover a year, becaus eit's all tech-punk(punk that's too technical to be consider true punk imho), rap and new metal/emo. whiny is probaly a better name for teh genre.
Quoteplease die.
Cool
not only are those my friends you're talking about, but they're some of the most talented musicians I have ever known...
To quote Arnold Rimmer, "Already have done." :)
I'm sure they're wonderful people, Turd, but I am just so sick to death of "Float On." Didn't they write some other songs too? Or perhaps it is just the hype-machine that has shoved MM into my face every time I turn on the TV and radio that has made me reflexively loathe them.
Yeah, it's probably that more than anything else.
It's like, the machine says "YOU WILL LIKE THIS! IT IS POPULAR!"
And I'm like, "Fuck that, I'll like it if I damn well please."
And the louder the machine gets, the more contrary I get - even if there's something good about it, I'll hate it just because I'm being TOLD to like it.
Y'know what I'm sayin'?
Sorry if I offended ya, Turd. I have musician friends too(not nearly as famous as MM) and I know how defensive I get when someone disses their piratey goodness....
fo' real though....when did being a whiny little bitch become a prerequisite to releasing an album that gets any notice? it's sad too, because ther are SO MANY good bands out right now, but you've gotta dig really deep to find them...most of them aren't getting any success past the local/regional level...and those that do are quickly co-opted by the dominant paradigm in the music industry, which (except for Hip-Hop, which is thriving artistically) seems to be whining...
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I dunno, liking or disliking something just to be contrary seems to me to be cutting off your nose to spite your face, and is still permitting yourself to be manipulated, donchathink? I can't stand Britney Spears usually, but I liked the song "Every time".
I don't listen to interviews, or read articles, concerning a certain artist. First, because all artists have feet of clay, and I never lose sight of the fact that they are humans, too, and generally cranky ones. Second, because I don't give a damn about them personally, their thoughts and feelings and attitudes. So long as they produce music I like, that's all I really care about.
do what what you will
and will what you do.
it fucks up teh anti-conformists when you yes/no em into submission.
I never said it made sense. It's a reflex. I get pushed hard enough one way, I start pushing back the other way.
But here's the thing - if I ever really liked something, I get back to it eventually, after the hype dies down and it's been forgotten.
there's always strafe(sidestep) and the ol hoppity hop.
not jsut for video games anymore, these powerful tehniques are applciable in everything from wars of words, to flippin burgas.
Quote from: agent compassionQuoteplease die.
Cool
not only are those my friends you're talking about, but they're some of the most talented musicians I have ever known...
To quote Arnold Rimmer, "Already have done." :)
I'm sure they're wonderful people, Turd, but I am just so sick to death of "Float On." Didn't they write some other songs too? Or perhaps it is just the hype-machine that has shoved MM into my face every time I turn on the TV and radio that has made me reflexively loathe them.
Yeah, it's probably that more than anything else.
It's like, the machine says "YOU WILL LIKE THIS! IT IS POPULAR!"
And I'm like, "Fuck that, I'll like it if I damn well please."
And the louder the machine gets, the more contrary I get - even if there's something good about it, I'll hate it just because I'm being TOLD to like it.
Y'know what I'm sayin'?
Sorry if I offended ya, Turd. I have musician friends too(not nearly as famous as MM) and I know how defensive I get when someone disses their piratey goodness....
yeah, I hear that...and to be honest, I moved out of civilization about 2 months before they started getting hyped by the industry...I knew Dann way before MM even existed, and I've known Isaac since he lived in a trailer in Issaquah, writing prototype MM songs at 4am drunk on a broken acoustic guitar....imagine my surprise when after having been in Maine for a yaer and a half, I opened a copy of Rolling Stone to a full page pic of Isaac....but you know hwat? if they are over-hyped and shoved down the throats of popular music consumers, it's only because they're SO DAMN GOOD!!!! They deserve every speck of success that they can get their grubby hands on....and believe me, theose kids have gone through more shit than most to get to where they are now....so just check out the old stuff and don't be a reflexive hater...start with "the lonesome crowded west"....after that, I'd reccomend "the moon and antarctica" or "everywhere and his nasty parlour tricks"....and to be honest, I think the new album is really good too, but if you're sick of it, you really oughtta check out the older material...
8)
Float On is overplayed. But the whole album is some of the most consistantly good stuff I've heard. It's not all the same, either. It's like they have a few different styles, and they all work.
::Wearing his shiny new captain's hat::
wtf is MM?
i keep thinking it's the studio band for eminem...
Modest Mouse.
8)
Quote from: EraPassingYou know what would be nice? If some trendsetters would merge Goth with Eddie Bauer. That would be so nice. Then I could be trendy!
it called hot topic.
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfErisQuote from: EraPassingYou know what would be nice? If some trendsetters would merge Goth with Eddie Bauer. That would be so nice. Then I could be trendy!
it called hot topic.
Not quite what I meant.
Decent tailoring in the clothing, not so many cheap and ugly materials.
Quote from: MalaulCHumbahwumbah is sneer worthy
not Evenscence
I listened to chumba wumbah when they were negativelands sister band.
I guess if all you ever heard was tubthumper you can consider them sneer worthy but I would consider you sneer worthy if thats all you've heard and consider them sneer worthy.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: LMNOMore importantly, how many people had realized previously that Roger was a damn dirty hippie, and if for no other reason, should be killed for that?
Actually, I'm the world's worst Buddhist, but close enough.
Rev Roger,
Thinks a GOOD buddhist would be less violent.
i wrote a scene in which Loki starts a bar fight and the buddah kicks ass.
The buddah is confused by whats going on around him and try's to help people out. He is confused by why all these people are trying to hurt them selves but he helps them do so.
I have shown this to a few freinds and it is a big hit.
the final editing notes came from a buddist monk.
it's great fun.
is anyone still playing?
isnt that the idea?
Does it matter if no one's playing?
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfErisQuote from: MalaulCHumbahwumbah is sneer worthy
not Evenscence
I listened to chumba wumbah when they were negativelands sister band.
I guess if all you ever heard was tubthumper you can consider them sneer worthy but I would consider you sneer worthy if thats all you've heard and consider them sneer worthy.
Ive heard more frmo them
Mary Mary is very good
but sadly the rest is utter crap
A short history of Chumba Wamba
1. Write obscure over weening political diatribes that no one buys
2. Write a cheesy irritating hit single & sell out totally
3. Excuse above mentioned sell-out by claiming that they've somehow managed to 'infiltrate' the corporate machine and will dismantle it from the inside (then fail to do so)
4. Throw water over politician's wife at award ceremony. (yes, making a minister's wife a bit soggy will surely bring down capitalism)
5. Return to obscurity once more, where they belong.
In summary: Preachy nonsense from UK agitprop wannabees. About as political as the Spice Girls only less successful...(hell, they managed to meet Mandela)
Agreed. You want anarchist-collective music? Listen to Crass.
Quote from: MalaulQuote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfErisQuote from: MalaulCHumbahwumbah is sneer worthy
not Evenscence
I listened to chumba wumbah when they were negativelands sister band.
I guess if all you ever heard was tubthumper you can consider them sneer worthy but I would consider you sneer worthy if thats all you've heard and consider them sneer worthy.
Ive heard more frmo them
Mary Mary is very good
but sadly the rest is utter crap
Alright... Mary Mary Is the song on Tubthumping that should have been their "hit". But I was talking about other albums not other songs on the same album... that album sucks.
Quote from: LMNOAgreed. You want anarchist-collective music? Listen to Crass.
Yeah crass is good. I think the statment "God died for my sins not yours" sums up the idea of those that make my religion look bad quit nicely.
But anyone who listens to chumbawamba isn't looking for anarchist collectives. Thats like saying americas founding fathers were anarchists. see, they just want Englands control of their nation to end.
Do i have to pretend to know that i think that i would imagine that i dont think i know what you are talking about?
Could someone fill me in on these? (i live in a cave)
Quote from: Hey-ya-yiDo i have to pretend to know that i think that i would imagine that i dont think i know what you are talking about?
Could someone fill me in on these? (i live in a cave)
For the cave dwellers: Check this out. (http://trouserpress.com/) It'll tell you more than you want to know.
Jebes Crist. No kidding. Dis' vill take zome timeee.
Why hasn't anyone asked a question for such a long time?
Am I the only one who's happy to see this thread again?
Are you kidding? Why do you think I unlocked it?
SIlly Auto Lock, why doenst someone turn it off?
Isn't the Mgt the only one who can do that?
yes but we all know that dont we?
ALL of us?
Did you guys know I'm in an unlocking mood today?
Guess who's going to go unlock lots more stuff right now in case anyone wants to bump something?
Am I wrong?
You? Wrong?
is anyone ever wrong?
Quote from: MalaulAm I wrong?
Why would you even ask?
(of course you aren't wrong.)
What were we talking about?
What's this thread about?
Quote from: DavenWhat's this thread about?
Why don't you read it from the beginning, and find out?
Quote from: MedeoPlusPlusThe object of this game is to create a dialogue using only questions. So, if the previous post was "What happened to your car?", don't say "It crashed", but instead use something like "Didn't you see the crash?". I'll start:
What's that on the roof?
It's about this, see?
Why would you want to do this kind of stuff?
;-)
Quote from: LMNOQuote from: DavenWhat's this thread about?
Why don't you read it from the beginning, and find out?
doesnt that take a long time?
Quote from: DavenWhy would you want to do this kind of stuff?
;-)
Don't you find it amusing?
Quote from: DavenWhy would you want to do this kind of stuff?
;-)
Would it surprise you to find out there's a lot of good memories in this thread?
Okay, WOULD I find it ammusing?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Would it surprise you to find out there's a lot of good memories in this thread?
Why would I be impressed by memories?
dont you find everything amusing?
Well, how are you feeling right now? Amused?
i am, arent you?
maybe?
Aren't most things just a reflection of our depression?
Is Daven Eric?
Quote from: DavenAren't most things just a reflection of our depression?
When did
you become such a pessemist?
Who's Davin?
Quote from: LMNOQuote from: DavenAren't most things just a reflection of our depression?
When did you become such a pessemist?
When HAVEN'T I been a pessimist?
Quote from: DavenWho's Davin?
who are you talkin about?
Quote from: Daven
When HAVEN'T I been a pessimist?
How should I know?
< shakes head rappidly > Am I loosing my mind?
Quote from: Daven< shakes head rappidly > Am I loosing my mind?
How does one "loose" a mind?
Quote from: LMNOQuote from: Daven
When HAVEN'T I been a pessimist?
How should I know?
Then why did you ask?
Quote from: Daven
Then why did you ask?
Are you sure I did?
Why do I keep getting loose and lose backwards?
Cause he wants to know?
(ps BELLA RULES)
Quote from: LMNOQuote from: Daven
Then why did you ask?
Are you sure I did?
Didn't you? Who did if it wasn't you?
Quote from: DavenWhy do I keep getting loose and lose backwards?
Because you're an idiot?
WAs that called for?
Why are you picking on me?
Quote from: Malaul
(ps BELLA RULES)
Thanks, but how come you say that?
Quote from: MalaulWAs that called for?
Didn't you catch the "Heathers" reference?
its obvious that I didnt why ask me?
What "Heathers" reference?
Quote from: LMNOQuote from: DavenWhy do I keep getting loose and lose backwards?
Because you're an idiot?
I think he meant this one correct?
Remember the part in "Heathers" where the dad said, "why do I keep reading these stupid detective novels?";
And Winona Rider says, "Becasue you're an idiot,";
And the dad says, "Oh, yeah"?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: Malaul
(ps BELLA RULES)
Thanks, but how come you say that?
why question someone saying that you rule?
Arent you happy that someoen else known it to be true besides you?
(for unlocking this thread)
No I don't remember that, do you know when the last time I watched Heathers was?
15 years ago?
Do you all think my sig is okay? Not too long is it?
Quote from: Malaul15 years ago?
Are you guessing?
looks good to me, ANyon e else?
Can I assume, Davan, that you have no memory for movie quotes?
Why do you assume that?
Quote from: LMNOCan I assume, Davan, that you have no memory for movie quotes?
Can *I* assume that you can't read names? LOL
Would it be wrong to assume that, given you didn't remember one of the only running jokes in "Heathers"?
Can you tell I didn't pay attention to the movie much? That someone else was watching it while I happened to be present?
Well, why didn't you say so earlier?
You didn't give me a chance did you?
You needed more time?
So is Green Day actually believing that its wannabe-subversive message is going to reach people who will listen to it, or are they a construct of the Machine in an attempt to infiltrate the youth who claim to be jaded?
Whatever, but are you going to exploit me now that I've been marked as one of the clowntrodden?
Is *that* what your funny buttcheek hat is for? :D
Quote from: DJRubberduckySo is Green Day actually believing that its wannabe-subversive message is going to reach people who will listen to it, or are they a construct of the Machine in an attempt to infiltrate the youth who claim to be jaded?
Why didn't they take a lesson from Rage Against the Machine, anyway?
[edit: Then again, what's wrong with trying to be a political punk?]
[re-edit: am I bad for calling Green Day Punk?]
Is it so hard to see that it's an icon for "asshat"?
Quote from: LMNOQuote from: DJRubberduckySo is Green Day actually believing that its wannabe-subversive message is going to reach people who will listen to it, or are they a construct of the Machine in an attempt to infiltrate the youth who claim to be jaded?
Why didn't they take a lesson from Rage Against the Machine, anyway?
[edit: Then again, what's wrong with trying to be a political punk?]
[re-edit: am I bad for calling Green Day Punk?]
which lesson was that?
Didn't I state earlier that I hated clowns because of a clowning incident when I was younger?
I'm sorry, was it unclear that I was trying to say that Rage ATM's message was diluited by their fame?
Doesn't that happen to every "messagey" band? Like what happened to "INsane Clown Possee"?
Quote from: DavenDoesn't that happen to every "messagey" band? Like what happened to "INsane Clown Possee"?
What was ICP's message, "We're ripping off black culture 'cuz we're a bunch of talentless fucktards"?
I thought it was "we're against everything including the establishment till we get a huge record deal", wasn't it?
Quote from: DavenI thought it was "we're against everything including the establishment till we get a huge record deal", wasn't it?
Would you include "talent" when you say "against everything"?
That kinda follows, donesn't it?
Anyone know why I have a headache after reading this thread?
:shock:
you read the whole thing? ow!
Anyone want to use this?
(http://davensjournal.com/avatar/STFU.jpg)
I've got a bunch of things like that on my site.
Like this:
(http://cevk.com/images/hammertime.jpg)
F00. 'Tis b3 t3h tim3z0rs of t3h H@/\/\/\/\3|2Z0|2Zz!
Quote from: Great Teacher LargoI've got a bunch of things like that on my site.
Like this:
F00. 'Tis b3 t3h tim3z0rs of t3h H@/\/\/\/\3|2Z0|2Zz!
What??? YOu didn't use a question?
Quote from: DavenQuote from: Great Teacher LargoI've got a bunch of things like that on my site.
Like this:
F00. 'Tis b3 t3h tim3z0rs of t3h H@/\/\/\/\3|2Z0|2Zz!
What??? YOu didn't use a question?
I use the Megatokyo varient of l33t. I actually said, "Silly mortal. This is not the time to be foolishly posting pictures, it is the time for revenge!"
BRAIN MELT!!!!
BRAIN MELT!!!!
What be the penalty for not posting in a question in this forum?
I know.
you reall y can't do anythign but copy other people can you?
Quote from: DavenBRAIN MELT!!!!
BRAIN MELT!!!!
What be the penalty for not posting in a question in this forum?
Do you really want to find out?
Quote from: Great Teacher LargoI know.
Then tell me Please?
Quote from: horab fibslageryou reall y can't do anythign but copy other people can you?
Horab, maybe you haven't realised this, but I sure have. All those ground shattering thoughts I have about socio-political-economic-moral-religious things, have occured to others.
So why do you have to copy people in pointing this out to me?
Quote from: Great Teacher LargoQuote from: horab fibslageryou reall y can't do anythign but copy other people can you?
Horab, maybe you haven't realised this, but I sure have. All those ground shattering thoughts I have about socio-political-economic-moral-religious things, have occured to others.
So why do you have to copy people in pointing this out to me?
So how come, if you're a teacher and stuff, you don't make any sense?
Quote from: CORNHOLIOQuote from: Great Teacher LargoQuote from: horab fibslageryou reall y can't do anythign but copy other people can you?
Horab, maybe you haven't realised this, but I sure have. All those ground shattering thoughts I have about socio-political-economic-moral-religious things, have occured to others.
So why do you have to copy people in pointing this out to me?
So how come, if you're a teacher and stuff, you don't make any sense?
You're not Japanese and/or Ninja and/or More intelligent than a mollusk.
um, wasn't that supposed to be like a question and stuff?
Quote from: CORNHOLIOum, wasn't that supposed to be like a question and stuff?
Yes. Yes, It was.
Quote from: broadband slothrophas anyone seen a shifty looking ninja?
Good question......has anyone seen Hotsuma around lately?
How can you see a ninja that wants to be hidden?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: broadband slothrophas anyone seen a shifty looking ninja?
Good question......has anyone seen Hotsuma around lately?
He lives?
/me gets puppy dog eyes.
[Stimpy]JOY.[/Stimpy]
Quote from: Great Teacher LargoQuote from: CORNHOLIOum, wasn't that supposed to be like a question and stuff?
Yes. Yes, It was.
You enjoy doing that to us, don't you?
Quote from: DavenQuote from: Great Teacher LargoQuote from: CORNHOLIOum, wasn't that supposed to be like a question and stuff?
Yes. Yes, It was.
You enjoy doing that to us, don't you?
No, not really.
Quote from: Great Teacher LargoQuote from: DavenQuote from: Great Teacher LargoQuote from: CORNHOLIOum, wasn't that supposed to be like a question and stuff?
Yes. Yes, It was.
You enjoy doing that to us, don't you?
No, not really.
Do you realise you are losing a war of wits with Beavis? :shock:
I take it that makes me Butthead?
Quote from: DavenI take it that makes me Butthead?
Are you the one that keeps NOT asking questions?
I don't think I am, am I? Hmmmm, Should I change my icon?
I don't think you are the biggest asshat here, do you?
I don't know. What do you think?
(I'm enjoying this. I'm actually smiling)
It's not really up to us, is it?
Quote from: LMNOIt's not really up to us, is it?
If he is leaving his life up to us he is in big trouble, isn't he?
Have problems of my own. Don't want to be a butthead more than I have to be, do I?
Besides, what kind of an idiot would I be if I let others make my decisions for me?
...
Quote from: DavenBesides, what kind of an idiot would I be if I let others make my decisions for me?
The kind of idiot that posts around here asking questions like that?
Quote from: Autoerotic Asphyxiationyou'd probably work for US.
do any of you really think you won't end up working for US?
Don't you remember that I posted that I did my time in the Army therefore I am out, free and clear?
What army?
was it the Kiss army?
Did you kiss the army!? :shock:
You are joking, right? Perhaps you did not know that the army is comprised mostly of Zorga's many many ex-husbands?
United states Military Army, the KISS Army was a long time ago. What's a Saint Second Class?
did the army make you eat beef in a pouch?
Mmmm, what's Spanish for "All the time"?
I apologize in advance for this. It's the demon rum making me act like this...
j0 m0mma eatz beef in a pouch, biatch!
Quote from: DavenMmmm, what's Spanish for "All the time"?
is it "todo el tiempo?"
Hey Hate Factory, have you used that handle before? Or am I having deja vu again?
Why do fish never close their eyes?
Have you got any choice when you don't have eyelids?
Quote from: GimozHave you got any choice when you don't have eyelids?
Thank you voice of reason and sanity.
Quote from: Great Teacher LargoQuote from: GimozHave you got any choice when you don't have eyelids?
Thank you voice of reason and sanity.
What? I have never heard such drivel in all my life!
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Great Teacher LargoQuote from: GimozHave you got any choice when you don't have eyelids?
Thank you voice of reason and sanity.
What? I have never heard such drivel in all my life!
You have now.
Why should I care?
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWhy should I care?
Do I look like I care if you should care?
Can you give a detailed description of Claw Shrimp anatomy?
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCCan you give a detailed description of Claw Shrimp anatomy?
You know very well, much as I do, that no one has ever gotten close enough to an intact claw shrimp to give an anatomical monograph, and lived to tell it.
However, from the bits and pieces that are left over from the killing, I can infrom you they are
tasty.
Quote from: Great Teacher LargoQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCCan you give a detailed description of Claw Shrimp anatomy?
You know very well, much as I do, that no one has ever gotten close enough to an intact claw shrimp to give an anatomical monograph, and lived to tell it.
However, from the bits and pieces that are left over from the killing, I can infrom you they are tasty.
Well no shit. Why do you think they are so vicious? They know the score.
do they chew your eyeballs up?
Quote from: mian tiao noodledo they chew your eyeballs up?
Only on saturdays.
They have teeth?
how big are they?
They are tasty, and .00007 lawyers in size.
<aneresic whine>
Aren't you supposed to post questions only?
</aneresic whine>
do you actually follow rules?
if it's good for a laugh, why not?
isnt everything a good laugh?
no.
some things are definitely very bad laughs.
like that time I watched that alcoholic cripple fall into the harbor in January, and I just stood there laughing until he slipped under the sea ice.
last I heard, he was rescued, but threw himself back in the harbor in a fit of shame once the medics on the scene realized that he had been sodomized by every seal in Castine Harbor.
bad laughs all around.
Aren't you glad you asked, ramenboy? :D
Isn't it ramen girl?
yo, ain't tha noodledawg a homegirl?
can i get some theological help here please?
why is everyone praying for the catholic pope? (i realize he's sick)
isn't he god's representative on earth?
isn't death inevitable?
and being god's representative, isn't he infallable?
ARE THEY SCARED HE AIN'T GETTING INTO HEAVEN, AFTERALL?
am i missing something?
Did I ever tell y'all about the time in high school that I, despite my C-cup figure, got mistaken for a boy during a choir performance 'cause I was in the rhythm section and dressed to match the other two (who were actually boys)?
How'd a lil' ol' bar like you get to be so smart, anyway?
Quote from: LMNOHow'd a lil' ol' bar like you get to be so smart, anyway?
he found a book in my office called
'transcendental wisdom, existentialism and cocktails....for dummies' it's all pretty textbook stuff...chapter 4 i think.
Quote from: Mad Skillzyo, ain't tha noodledawg a homegirl?
fo shizzle!
Why didn't you ask a question, yo?
why are you questioning what i do?
That noodle chick usually asks a question, doesn't she? Not like that other assmunch, what's his name? Anybody got some nachos?
why do you eat nachos so much?
I think he only knows a handful of words, so all food is referred to as "nachos" or "burritos"
Beavis, am I close?
Maybe he just like nachos? Don't you think they're tasty?
Why is everyone only asking questions?
Are we being conformists now?
i think they are, but would you want to eat them all the time?
depends...are burritos my only other option?
Ew, and are they frozen burritos?
Nachos rule and burritos are cool, heh, heh, heh, and that's all my mom buys, uh, do your moms buy other stuff?
how old are you anyway?
How much effort would it take to come up with a theory proving time is an illusion, and therefore age doesn't matter??
i think it would take a long time, dont you?
Quote from: Altoid AddictHow much effort would it take to come up with a theory proving time is an illusion, and therefore age doesn't matter??
I already think that, although I can't prove it yet.
Quote from: mian tiao noodlei think it would take a long time, dont you?
Probably. I'm just worried if it'd take more than zero effort. Why would I do it then?
Quote from: mian tiao noodlehow old are you anyway?
heh, heh, heh, how old do you think I am?
On TV I am 15, so that's my answer and I'm sticking to it, OK?
I'm gonna score, heh, heh, heh, or get my ass kicked again, heh, oh, heh, crap, nevermind, OK?
:runs away:
why do girls always wanna kick my ass?
How many times must the chicken cross the road?
Quote from: CORNHOLIOQuote from: mian tiao noodlehow old are you anyway?
heh, heh, heh, how old do you think I am?
On TV I am 15, so that's my answer and I'm sticking to it, OK?
I'm gonna score, heh, heh, heh, or get my ass kicked again, heh, oh, heh, crap, nevermind, OK?
:runs away:
why do girls always wanna kick my ass?
dude i think she's sexually harrassing you.
*boioioiing!*
omg! she's sexually harrassing me too.
lol.
chicks rule.
i will eat your sexual harrasing me too!
Quote from: GuestHow many times must the chicken cross the road?
Why would it want to?
Isn't that the greatest question of all time?
Quote from: AnonymousIsn't that the greatest question of all time?
Won't we have to wait untill the end of time to find out?
No. Sex is the greatest question. And "Yes" is the answer.
8)
Quote from: agent compassionNo. Sex is the greatest question. And "Yes" is the answer.
8)
Aren't these suposed to be questions only?
Quote from: agent compassionNo. Sex is the greatest question. And "Yes" is the answer.
8)
Evolutionary Biologist, are we?
No, just a big fan.
:lol:
Quote from: agent compassionNo, just a big fan.
:lol:
Amen. Just think about all the other ways it could have fallen.
Quote from: agent compassionNo. Sex is the greatest question. And "Yes" is the answer.
8)
So, then.
Sex?
Where?
8)
Eric has left channel #110%%%%HOTCYBERSEXCHICKS.
you liek to cyber 40 year old men? :shock:
No.
8)
well i know you don't.
I see.
:removes herself from the crossfire:
8)
Question: How many times are you going to keep doing that?
Doing what?
:P That.
Where have you been? Still working long hours?
not now....I quit! HA! :twisted:
That'll fix them, won't it?
good for you
it may not fix them, but it will sure help fix me.
Thanks.
You're welcome. Glad it's going to help fix you.
Okay guys, how many fingers am I holding up?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou're welcome. Glad it's going to help fix you.
Okay guys, how many fingers am I holding up?
...
This is a trick question.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou're welcome. Glad it's going to help fix you.
Okay guys, how many fingers am I holding up?
23?
How'd you know?
The pirate brought me a fresh supply just the other day. Want some?
one?
You want one?
sure. two if you can spare another.
You bet - it's not a problem that they've been previously owned, is it?
i'll take 2 please.
"hey phil, tough case?"
yeah this oens a reall pigfucker frank, soem guy had his eyestabbed out with fingers."
"wow, dont' see that everyday"
"yeah the fucker is that teh fingers were left int eh eyes. how fucked up is that?"
"bunch o savages in this town phil, you goin for lunch"
"yeah"
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou bet - it's not a problem that they've been previously owned, is it?
no, I can clean them up pretty good. :wink:
Quote from: horab fibslageri'll take 2 please.
"hey phil, tough case?"
yeah this oens a reall pigfucker frank, soem guy had his eyestabbed out with fingers."
"wow, dont' see that everyday"
"yeah the fucker is that teh fingers were left int eh eyes. how fucked up is that?"
"bunch o savages in this town phil, you goin for lunch"
"yeah"
Great quote! You want them sent FedEx or UPS?
Quote from: Shaitan5no, I can clean them up pretty good. :wink:
Cool. Don't forget to clean under the nails, k?
well ups wears brown uniforms, so, uh yeah send em ups this time so i can mug the guy for his coat.
ok then. I'll have them done tommorrow.....
As for this it wasn't attached to question?
Why should Jesus care?
AND WHAT WOULD HE DO?
Aaaaaaargh?
are you a wooshy pirate?
What does 'wooshy' mean?
Do you have any homocidal or suicidal thoughts?
Quote from: aini, oracle of doomDo you have any homocidal or suicidal thoughts?
Since you used or that would be yes, and you? Which aini do we have today?
Quote from: aini, oracle of doomDo you have any homocidal or suicidal thoughts?
yea, how many did you want to buy?
Quote from: doubtless incidentQuote from: aini, oracle of doomDo you have any homocidal or suicidal thoughts?
yea, how many did you want to buy?
I used to have both and stuff, but now I got better and I only want kill other people and stuff, how about you?
i am pot, would you like to smoke me?
Quote from: mian tiao noodlei am pot, would you like to smoke me?
Is it wrong that I find the above question somehow sexual?
Quote from: LMNOQuote from: mian tiao noodlei am pot, would you like to smoke me?
Is it wrong that I find the above question somehow sexual?
Mm... Depends on your gender perference. I think.
Why?
What the hell?? Aren't there enough questions in the world already?!
Quote from: LMNOWhy?
It's why my Corporate Masters at Real American Patriot Enterprises tell me?
Quote from: LMNOQuote from: mian tiao noodlei am pot, would you like to smoke me?
Is it wrong that I find the above question somehow sexual?
i didnt mean it that way, did i?
Quote from: mian tiao noodleQuote from: LMNOQuote from: mian tiao noodlei am pot, would you like to smoke me?
Is it wrong that I find the above question somehow sexual?
i didnt mean it that way, did i?
Shouldn't I be asking you that question?
well i dont usually know what i mean, shouldnt others think for me?
Quote from: mian tiao noodlewell i dont usually know what i mean, shouldnt others think for me?
Would you mind if I told you it was meant to be sexual?
i dont think i would mind, would i?
Quote from: mian tiao noodlei dont think i would mind, would i?
Wait-- does this make me a dirty old man?
Again?
it depends on how old you are and whether or not you took a bath right?
Well, how old is "Old"?
Quote from: LMNOWell, how old is "Old"?
Is your right hand glowing red?
doesnt it depend on who you ask? cause im old to like a.....two year old or something
Quote from: mian tiao noodledoesnt it depend on who you ask? cause im old to like a.....two year old or something
Perhaps "dirty-ol-man-ness" is a function of the age differential? How young are you?
17 year old sconsider me old.
never midn that i look 35. :/
im 17. do i consider you old?
i dunno. i listen to psychadelic era music, and liek to say, well back i nmy day, we..."
do you thin that's old of me?
Quote from: mian tiao noodleim 17. do i consider you old?
Is this the part of the movie where I back away from the underaged girl slowly, so as not to alert the autorities?
i think everyone in here is older then i think...thats good maybe?
Quote from: LMNOQuote from: mian tiao noodleim 17. do i consider you old?
Is this the part of the movie where I back away from the underaged girl slowly, so as not to alert the autorities?
Is the theme song "Don't Stand So Close to Me?"
is it because i smell bad??? :cry:
Quote from: mian tiao noodleis it because i smell bad??? :cry:
When's the last time you were bathed?
i shower...uh..last night yes?
Quote from: Great Teacher LargoQuote from: mian tiao noodleis it because i smell bad??? :cry:
When's the last time you were bathed?
wi can smell you from here, when's teh last time you bathed?
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: aini, oracle of doomDo you have any homocidal or suicidal thoughts?
Since you used or that would be yes, and you? Which aini do we have today?
Perhaps, geeky aini delving into memories she wishes she never had?
Quote from: aini, oracle of doomQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: aini, oracle of doomDo you have any homocidal or suicidal thoughts?
Since you used or that would be yes, and you? Which aini do we have today?
Perhaps, geeky aini delving into memories she wishes she never had?
consequence is a bitch eh?
Quote from: anti-horabQuote from: aini, oracle of doomQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: aini, oracle of doomDo you have any homocidal or suicidal thoughts?
Since you used or that would be yes, and you? Which aini do we have today?
Perhaps, geeky aini delving into memories she wishes she never had?
consequence is a bitch eh?
Yea, who would have guessed that mixing Hobbes with Machiavelli would lead to a 10 day stay in a nut house?
Anyways, would you like to know the other questions they ask?
Quote
How's your appetite?
Sleeping well?
Any thoughts of hurting yourself or others?
Seeing or hearing things that aren't real?
Mood swings?
Any goal for the day?
naw it's all good dude.
so where'd you get the gun jon?
i buy guns from gangsta on da street, yo. dont you?
doesn't everybody?
I'm sorry, did I hear somebody say they were looking for a gat?
QuoteYea, who would have guessed that mixing Hobbes with Machiavelli would lead to a 10 day stay in a nut house?
Yeah, it's much better to mix Hobbes with Calvin...
8)
Quote from: aini, oracle of doomAnyways, would you like to know the other questions they ask?
Quote
How's your appetite?
Sleeping well?
Any thoughts of hurting yourself or others?
Seeing or hearing things that aren't real?
Mood swings?
Any goal for the day?
I'm more interested if the facility in which you were deposited considered everyone to have a substance abuse problem and mandated that everyone had to attend AA or NA atleast once a day. That and were the sexes segregated other than in their quarters?
Quote from: SMFabalWhat is God?
That would be Zorga, would it not?
Isn't god essentially self-deception?
Are you saying Zorga is deceiving herself?
Naughty Felix!
In order to make sense of something so vast as the universe, we must all decieve ourselves.
Quote from: aini, oracle of doomQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: aini, oracle of doomDo you have any homocidal or suicidal thoughts?
Since you used or that would be yes, and you? Which aini do we have today?
Perhaps, geeky aini delving into memories she wishes she never had?
Sweetie, we all have memories we wish we didn't, you hadn't figured that out yet? We all have issues, we all have traumas, we all have nightmares. We are all special, but at the same time, none of us are special, that is the way of life, isn't it?
Quote from: mian tiao noodlei think everyone in here is older then i think...thats good maybe?
I'm younger than you, heh, heh, heh, does that help, heh, don't hit me, OK?, heh...
Who is letting this IDIOT still continue to breath let alone post here?
which idiot?
Uhmmmm cornholio? Hellllllllloooooooooooooo?!?
Quote from: MalaulUhmmmm cornholio? Hellllllllloooooooooooooo?!?
Um, like I know I'm not very smart and stuff, but, like it's not my fault or anything and I was trying to be nice or something or kill me, no just kidding, heh, AAAAHH, heh
:run away:
AAAAAaaaaa.....
Quote from: Zorga, Oracle of RumQuote from: SMFabalWhat is God?
That would be Zorga, would it not?
Is Zorga aware of a device called the Total Perspective Vortex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_Perspective_Vortex), as I think its creators and operators owe Zorga royalties for showing people the Truth.
does it have to do with cheese flavoured socks?
cheddar or colby?
I think the question might be more along the lines of: What does it have to do with Fairy Cake?
Meep?
um, like you really are a dork, aren't you, heh, heh, heh, cheese is cool, heh, heh, heh, especially on nachos and stuff
Quotecheddar or colby?
I'm gonna have to ask you not to eat my avatar.
8)
Quote from: agent compassionQuotecheddar or colby?
I'm gonna have to ask you not to eat my avatar.
8)
<Eric>But... but... she's...</Eric>
(http://www.pcez.com/~valeyard/colbycyborg.gif)
She's what?
Quote from: agent compassion(http://www.pcez.com/~valeyard/colbycyborg.gif)
She's what?
Hot?
Sure, but you still can't eat her.
8)
Quote from: agent compassionSure, but you still can't eat her.
8)
...
Why not?
Quote from: Great Teacher LargoQuote from: agent compassionSure, but you still can't eat her.
8)
...
Why not?
Because we said so.
Yeah! What Bella said!
Besides, she's not made of cheese anyway!
<Redneck> We don't need no moon cheese babies! </Redneck>
<Eric>Dammit, I love her! And if I can't have her, I don't want my Cyborg heart to keep me alive any longer!</Eric>
Quote<Eric>Dammit, I love her! And if I can't have her, I don't want my Cyborg heart to keep me alive any longer!</Eric>
Here, have some pills, they'll make you feel better.
(http://www.pcez.com/~valeyard/eyestigmata.gif)
Quote from: agent compassionQuote<Eric>Dammit, I love her! And if I can't have her, I don't want my Cyborg heart to keep me alive any longer!</Eric>
Here, have some pills, they'll make you feel better.
(http://www.pcez.com/~valeyard/eyestigmata.gif)
<Antoine>Do we have any supercool left?</Antoine>
<Colby>But of course.</Colby>
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Crack the wand....
Quote from: agent compassion<Colby>But of course.</Colby>
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Crack the wand....
<Eric>/me snorts some Supercool. Then eats some. Then smokes some. Then rubs some on his gums. Then in his eyes. Then shoves some up his nose.</Eric>
<Stewie> Damn you Supercool, come to my mouth. Err...damn you and such.</Stewie>
Quote from: agent compassion<Stewie> Damn you Supercool, come to my mouth. Err...damn you and such.</Stewie>
<Brian>Hey, whose leg do I have to hump around here to get a dry martini?!</Brian>
What sort of chemistry is God made up of?
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWhat sort of chemistry is God made up of?
Probably either organic or inorganic.
Couldn't there be a third choice?
Quote from: LMNOCouldn't there be a third choice?
Using the word 'probably' indicates there may be other options, doesn't it? That was my intention, because being god and all, who the fuck knows, right ? :?
What the hell are you guys talking about? heh, heh, heh I asked a question, heh, heh, heh I NEED CRAPACHINO FOR MY BUNGHOLE, oops, or something, anyone got some nachos?
crapachino? doesnt that leave a bad after taste?
Quote from: mian tiao noodlecrapachino? doesnt that leave a bad after taste?
not if you add enough chocolate, chocloate will cover up any bad taste, don't you think?
PS there is no acutal crap involved, that would be too groos for me even, can you believe it? something too gross for me? heh, HEHEHEHE, heh
Quote from: CORNHOLIOnot if you add enough chocolate, chocloate will cover up any bad taste, don't you think?
you really think that? no man there's lots of tastes chocolate can't cover. like dog shit. it wouldn't cover that now would it?
Quote from: doubtless incidentQuote from: CORNHOLIOnot if you add enough chocolate, chocloate will cover up any bad taste, don't you think?
you really think that? no man there's lots of tastes chocolate can't cover. like dog shit. it wouldn't cover that now would it?
How would you know?
Where is Jesus's Motorbike?
didnt he crash it last week?
Isn't Jesus too good a driver to crash?
Why would you say that? There wasn't any internal combustion 2000 years ago, was there?
Wouldn't being divine and stuff help?
Didn't save him getting nailed to tree, now, did it?
And didn't JG Ballard have something about a car crash being like a post-modern crucifixtion?
i think cars should be cross shaped yes?
But what about the Jews?
LMNO
-Would love to have a car shaped like the Star of David.
You nailed a yew to his car!?!
Why do you have to bring the Trees into this?
is it because they are full of carbs?
Zorga is also full of carbs, so would this apply to Zorga as well?
i9 dunno man, but i'm, mpretty fucjkin drunk.e i only spwent 60$ at thedamn ed pubn :P
Zorga was drunk last night. Unfortunately, I'm sober today.
i'm still a little tipsy... :P
Quote from: Zorga, Oracle of RumZorga was drunk last night. Unfortunately, I'm sober today.
Auntie Zorga, um, did you forget it was supposed to be a question?
:ducks:
When in the world did Zorga get to be your Auntie?
goood question aunti zorga.
can i come and drink your beer?
Yes, dear. But how did you know I have beer? :wink:
when do you not have beer>? :twisted:
When indeed?
Quote from: Zorga, Oracle of RumWhen in the world did Zorga get to be your Auntie?
um, I'm sorry, you're just so cool and everything and everyone should have a cool aunt like you, but I don't, but you don't have to be my auntie, I'll just go over there, sorry
This is all true, of course. Why are my sisters not here to read your words of wisdom? :evil:
What's wisdom?
who decided to invite all the kids from the short bus to this forum?
Quote from: Se?±or Misteriosowho decided to invite all the kids from the short bus to this forum?
We thought you would like the company, someone to sit by and stuff, heh, heh, HEHEHEH, heh, or somthing, or kill me, heh, heh
aren't you supposed to be out looking for wrap-rollio for your bunghole?
Quote from: smirky muffinaren't you supposed to be out looking for wrap-rollio for your bunghole?
uh, if you mean TP, that boots guy already gave me some, heh, that's why I showed up to sit with him on his short bus, which was pretty nice, if you ask me, but now he's acting like a dick, heh, HEHEHEH, heh, but, uh, muffin, huh? are you hot? and, uh, are you gonna hit me? cuz all the hot girls around here seem to be kinda mean, heh, but that makes 'em kinda sechsy and stuff, heh, are you related to my auntie Zorga?
Where's the beef?
where's the women?
Quote from: horab fibslagerwhere's the women?
Well, you posted this at 5 AM my time, so sorry, man, but I was sleeping. Can't have insomnia every night. :wink:
Quote from: CORNHOLIOQuote from: Se?±or Misteriosowho decided to invite all the kids from the short bus to this forum?
We thought you would like the company, someone to sit by and stuff, heh, heh, HEHEHEH, heh, or somthing, or kill me, heh, heh
Why, you lumpish, idle-headed bladder, assume we might enjoy your kind?
Quote from: aini, oracle of doomQuote from: CORNHOLIOQuote from: Se?±or Misteriosowho decided to invite all the kids from the short bus to this forum?
We thought you would like the company, someone to sit by and stuff, heh, heh, HEHEHEH, heh, or somthing, or kill me, heh, heh
Why, you lumpish, idle-headed bladder, assume we might enjoy your kind?
why would you assume we would enjoy your kind?
:twisted:
Quote from: aini, oracle of doomQuote from: CORNHOLIOQuote from: Se?±or Misteriosowho decided to invite all the kids from the short bus to this forum?
We thought you would like the company, someone to sit by and stuff, heh, heh, HEHEHEH, heh, or somthing, or kill me, heh, heh
Why, you lumpish, idle-headed bladder, assume we might enjoy your kind?
uh, um, like I was answering that senor mister guy and I didn't realise you were on the short bus and my auntie Zorga said I shouldn't talk to you or anything.
Quote from: Zorga, Oracle of RumWhen indeed?
Do you have any more?
May I have one?
Bump?
Quote from: AnonymousBump?
Is that a question or a statement?
oh no, isnt that what idiots do when they want their post number to go up?
No, it's what they do when they want to keep a topic on the front page.
thats stupid too. ive been to forums where they have threads and all they say is bump
whats the point of that?
Perhaps they are dancing the bump....
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What the hell are those things you keep posting?
~BMW
Daleks. There's a dead one being used as a planter in the Open Bar if you wanna check it out.
WHY WHYWHYW HWYHWYHWHWYDBNADBGKHAEFUCKINDALEKSSUCK GOPETHTBKAGBWHY ?
Gotta admit they make good planters though....I took out the possessed carrots and put catnip instead...
8)
catnip?
oh no
what am I gonna do now
Have a good time that's what....the OB is safe...
::opens up a pack of papers::
::rolls a catnip ciggy::
<////////> ~~~~~
yummm
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
how many karats in a diamond dog?
how can i turn the other cheek when i'm stuck in this chair?
how come no matter how much you chew carrots they never seem chewed?
ow! if tobacco juice comes from chewing tobacco does carrot juice come from chewing carrots?
that would explain the taste, dontu you thingk?
taste? i got no taste. wonder where i can buy some?
Quote from: doubtless incidenttaste? i got no taste. wonder where i can buy some?
um, I didn't know or anything, so I asked my mom, she said go to Sears, cuz their stuff tastes good, or something, grownups are weird
who wants coconuts?
Quote from: doubtless incidentwho wants coconuts?
Do they have boobies int hem :shock: heh, HEHEH, heh, I said boobies
no man, they have coconut, dontcha know?
Dammit, I thought you meant like a bikini top made from coconuts, heh, that would be cool, what am I gonna do with coconuts?
put them down your pants
Put them down the front of your shirt and pretend you have boobies?
Ah, but do coconut boobies make you want to never leave the house? ;)
Are you saying you have non-coconut boobies, and you never leave the house?
That's it. I'm going to make a coconut bra, but how?
Try duct tape....
:roll:
usually coconut bras are made out of...um...coconuts...
co co nut... good.
What shall we do with an OPIE Chef?
What shall we do with an OPIE Chef?
What shall we do with an OPIE Chef?
Earlye in morning!
Hurray, hogtie him to a pink Camry.
Hurray, hogtie him to a pink Camry.
Hurray, hogtie him to a pink Camry.
Earlye in the morning!
Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Earlye in the morning!
Slice his sack with the surgeon's scalpel!
Slice his sack with the surgeon's scalpel!
Slice his sack with the surgeon's scalpel!
Earlye in the morning!
What shall we do with his shriveled balls?
What shall we do with his shriveled balls?
What shall we do with his shriveled balls?
Earlye in the morning!
Hurray, toss them to the gulls.
Hurray, toss them to the gulls.
Hurray, toss them to the gulls.
Earlye in the morning!
Why are you still alive?
Why are you still alive?
Why are you still alive?
Earlye in the morning!
Beat his ass with a tire iron.
Beat his ass with a tire iron.
Beat his ass with a tire iron.
Earlye in the morning!
Lube him up good before the sun
Lube him up good before the sun.
Lube him up good before the sun
Earlye in the morning!
What if Chef were one of us?
Quote from: Burning TreesWhat if Chef were one of us?
Then what would Talufa be?
his mom?
how come my second toe is longer than my big toe?
could we get a cross eyed smiley please?
i really want one.
:mrgreen:
:mrgreen:
>:D
where's the cross eyed one?
Quote from: doubtless incidentwhere's the cross eyed one?
:x :roll: :wink: :oops: :cry: :twisted: :shock: :?
:x :roll: :wink: :oops: :cry: :twisted: :shock: :?
:D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted:
:roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :mrgreen: >:D
:D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted:
:roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :mrgreen: >:D
Quote from: mian tiao noodlehis mom?
Who's mom?
your mom!
lol. haha. miss noodle owes me abeer! wooohoo! yeehee hee hee! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :mrgreen:
Isn't that a beer your avatar is drinking?
yesi beleive she is drinking a beer.
nto my kid, i ganked her off google, so i takeno esponsibility.
probaly ds3 or soemthing.
Actually, it looks more like Hoshi did when she was little. :wink:
hoshi gettin into the sauce eh?
geez louise- tho that does explain things. wai ti think she todl me this story.
i jsu tthought ds3 was the bad apple is all... 8)
The real bad apple in the family is......ummm.......All of us. :twisted:
you'd think i would've figured that otu, by now, what with my uber inspectorial ski11z an all.
damned kennedy killers!
No, horab I keep telling you we're innocent.
Someone else killed Kennedy and I can prove it.
See?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/SssBella/evidence.jpg)
this doesnt prove anything, does it?
YOU HAVE FAILED TO MEET MY DEMANDS
MY PTERODACTYLS WILL NOW SUP UPON YOUR PRECIOUS FORUM
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GO, PTERODACTYLS
GO RAISE THE DEAD
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If nothing else, he bumped a pic of Hoshiko, which is never a bad thing.
apart from the Hoshiko pic - why was this thread bumped?
The pterodactyl handler set a task for us, which was failed. The pterodactyls were unleashed on this thread as punishment.
punishment?
i'm finding the pterodactyls to be quite refreshing.
AKK was punishment. flying dinosaurs are genius.
Quote from: Mangrove on July 02, 2007, 09:07:58 PM
apart from the Hoshiko pic - why was this thread bumped?
insubordination.
If the noncompliance does not end,
there will be more.
MARK MY WORDS
PTERODACTYL HANDLER X
Quote from: Mangrove on July 02, 2007, 09:11:37 PM
punishment?
i'm finding the pterodactyls to be quite refreshing.
AKK was punishment. flying dinosaurs are genius.
beeep
I'm glad you can see my genius.
These pterodactyls follow my every command.
If you find them refreshing now, wait until they sink their
RAZOR SHARP BEAKS into
your DELICIOUS THREADS.
beep booop beeep zzt
Quote from: Pterodactyl Handler on July 02, 2007, 09:15:59 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on July 02, 2007, 09:11:37 PM
punishment?
i'm finding the pterodactyls to be quite refreshing.
AKK was punishment. flying dinosaurs are genius.
beeep
I'm glad you can see my genius.
These pterodactyls follow my every command.
If you find them refreshing now, wait until they sink their RAZOR SHARP BEAKS into your DELICIOUS THREADS.
beep booop beeep zzt
sink away!
it's not like i've posted anything lately that was worth saving from pterodactlys.
very well Mangrove... Very well...
GO MY PRETTIES
TO THE ARCHIVES
THEN REPORT TO THE OPEN BAR
Bella and Hoshiko did, in fact, kill JFK.
Why did this thread die?
:kingmeh:
oh what the fuck?
How come I don't remember this thread?
How the hell does a thread like this end up being this long?
Are you sure you want to find out?
Have you even considered the breakthroughs we could make in thread longevity research by studying threads like this?
Why would we want longer threads?
WHO RESURRECTED DIS FREAD? :argh!:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2008, 03:46:37 AM
WHO RESURRECTED DIS FREAD? :argh!:
What are you gonna do about it? :lol:
Am I the only one who thinks even this thread is more entertaining than Savage's lame troll?
BANAL?
:potd:
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 24, 2008, 01:05:39 AM
Why did this thread die?
:kingmeh:
you are off my christmas card list.
ECH,
hopes you get coal, too.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 24, 2008, 06:21:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2008, 03:46:37 AM
WHO RESURRECTED DIS FREAD? :argh!:
What are you gonna do about it? :lol:
Iason, do you just look through old shit for stuff you can bump to be a PITA? :evilmad:
Anyone have a can opener?
I'm serious.
IWDESOOYAFYITAWNL.
Whoah.
Who bumped this?
Why the fuck would you do that? :x
What the fuck is this thread about?
Quote from: Cainad on September 24, 2008, 01:19:59 AM
Have you even considered the breakthroughs we could make in thread longevity research by studying threads like this?
:?
Quote from: Telarus on July 09, 2009, 07:09:44 AM
What the fuck is this thread about?
Fancy a game?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Sx4W2cKlU
Where is that smell coming from?
whats your name?
Zappa?
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 09, 2009, 08:01:56 AM
Quote from: Telarus on July 09, 2009, 07:09:44 AM
What the fuck is this thread about?
Fancy a game?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Sx4W2cKlU
2 love,
:mittens:
does this always happen?
You mean Slanket bumping painfully awful 6 year old threads, or the EXTREME ACRONYMS!!
Cuz either way, yes.
Was not a question?
is this the right table?
Isn't this where we came in?
Ma, where's my gun?
Wasn't you playing with it yesterday?
Didn't I conform to the three-shakes-minimum rule?
screw you guys. let this idiot thread sink back to the bottom where it belongs.
now where's the fun in that . . . ?
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on January 10, 2010, 08:08:32 AM
screw you guys. let this idiot thread sink back to the bottom where it belongs.
TITCM
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Did you drop your pic?
Is this your bump I found lying on the floor?
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Why hasn't this thread been locked yet?
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 02, 2010, 09:28:11 PM
Why hasn't this thread been locked yet?
Because Malaul is no longer a mod.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 02, 2010, 09:28:11 PM
Why hasn't this thread been locked yet?
Why do you hate the classics?
Whats the point of this?
Why does Suu put up with this shit?
Is he serious? :kingmeh:
where is the horse?
Do you not see it standing out there in the rein?
Is it reigning?
Are there any contenders?
<banal remark veiled as an interrogative>
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 02, 2010, 05:35:14 AM
<banal remark veiled as an interrogative>
Oh look. It's the entire fucking thread. In three posts. How about that.
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 02, 2010, 05:36:52 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 02, 2010, 05:35:14 AM
<banal remark veiled as an interrogative>
Oh look. It's the entire fucking thread. In three posts. How about that.
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 02, 2010, 05:35:14 AM
<banal remark veiled as an interrogative>
SEE IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I WON'T FUCKING STOP
AAAAGGHGHGHFKFJFJFKFK';
Also,
Kill yourselves.
Can people please try to stay on thread? :|
Where's your sense of adventure?
Where's your adventure of sense?
Did you not pass it earlier, looking for your sense of irony?
You do realise you will find no answers in this thread, don't you?
Do I smell of turnips?
Has this really been going on for 214 pages?
Don't you people have any shame?
Quote from: dimo on June 03, 2010, 06:34:36 AM
Has this really been going on for 214 pages?
Don't you people have any shame?
Since you've been here awhile, shouldn't you know the answer already?
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 06:47:10 AM
Quote from: dimo on June 03, 2010, 06:34:36 AM
Has this really been going on for 214 pages?
Don't you people have any shame?
Since you've been here awhile, shouldn't you know the answer already?
Are you still stalking me?
Quote from: dimo on June 03, 2010, 06:49:06 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 06:47:10 AM
Quote from: dimo on June 03, 2010, 06:34:36 AM
Has this really been going on for 214 pages?
Don't you people have any shame?
Since you've been here awhile, shouldn't you know the answer already?
Are you still stalking me?
Didn't you pull the shades down?
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 07:26:28 AM
Quote from: dimo on June 03, 2010, 06:49:06 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 06:47:10 AM
Quote from: dimo on June 03, 2010, 06:34:36 AM
Has this really been going on for 214 pages?
Don't you people have any shame?
Since you've been here awhile, shouldn't you know the answer already?
Are you still stalking me?
Didn't you pull the shades down?
So, you think that just because I can't see you that it's not stalking?
Quote from: dimo on June 03, 2010, 04:57:47 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 07:26:28 AM
Quote from: dimo on June 03, 2010, 06:49:06 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 06:47:10 AM
Quote from: dimo on June 03, 2010, 06:34:36 AM
Has this really been going on for 214 pages?
Don't you people have any shame?
Since you've been here awhile, shouldn't you know the answer already?
Are you still stalking me?
Didn't you pull the shades down?
So, you think that just because I can't see you that it's not stalking?
You don't think I'm in Boston right now?
Quote from: dimo on June 03, 2010, 06:34:36 AM
Has this really been going on for 214 pages?
Don't you people have any shame?
Didn't "Shame" sail away on page three?
Is Carrot Top a horrible comedian?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on June 03, 2010, 08:30:24 PM
Is Carrot Top a horrible comedian?
Do you think that there are worse comedians?
Do you think comedy is something you should be joking about?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 08:38:51 PM
Do you think comedy is something you should be joking about?
Do you think carrots are something to be joked about?
Don't you think that being shaped like an ugly orange penis, is funny enough in itself?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 08:45:59 PM
Don't you think that being shaped like an ugly orange penis, is funny enough in itself?
:lulz:
Perhaps there are funnier looking vegetables?
Don't you think a carrot is funny enough on it's own, without comparing it to things like asparagus?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 09:00:36 PM
Don't you think a carrot is funny enough on it's own, without comparing it to things like asparagus?
Do you think that the two combined would be the basis of good humor?
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 09:01:57 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 09:00:36 PM
Don't you think a carrot is funny enough on it's own, without comparing it to things like asparagus?
Do you think that the two combined would be the basis of good humor?
Do you think that between us, we could even
tell good humour from a hole in the ground?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 09:04:04 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 09:01:57 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 09:00:36 PM
Don't you think a carrot is funny enough on it's own, without comparing it to things like asparagus?
Do you think that the two combined would be the basis of good humor?
Do you think that between us, we could even tell good humour from a hole in the ground?
How big is the hole?
Will you two give it a fucking rest?
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 09:05:11 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 09:04:04 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 09:01:57 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 09:00:36 PM
Don't you think a carrot is funny enough on it's own, without comparing it to things like asparagus?
Do you think that the two combined would be the basis of good humor?
Do you think that between us, we could even tell good humour from a hole in the ground?
How big is the hole?
Big enough, don't you think?
Should we give it a fucking rest, or chuck him in the hole?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 09:09:42 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 09:05:11 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 09:04:04 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 09:01:57 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 09:00:36 PM
Don't you think a carrot is funny enough on it's own, without comparing it to things like asparagus?
Do you think that the two combined would be the basis of good humor?
Do you think that between us, we could even tell good humour from a hole in the ground?
How big is the hole?
Big enough, don't you think?
Should we give it a fucking rest, or chuck him in the hole?
Would it be wrong to chuck him in the hole?
Would that be humo(u)rous?
Quote from: dimo on June 03, 2010, 06:34:36 AM
Has this really been going on for 214 pages?
Don't you people have any shame?
Can't you see I've been trying to shame these heathens? Is it not obvious they're incorrigible?
Is this not the way with almost every discordian?
whats a discordian?
Quote from: Pēleus on June 04, 2010, 06:44:25 AM
whats a discordian?
Why haven't you figured it out by now?
Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 06:47:28 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on June 04, 2010, 06:44:25 AM
whats a discordian?
Why haven't you figured it out by now?
Is there a specific pidgeon hole for Discordians?
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 06:51:48 AM
Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 06:47:28 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on June 04, 2010, 06:44:25 AM
whats a discordian?
Why haven't you figured it out by now?
Is there a specific pidgeon hole for Discordians?
Are words not for categories, and are categories not pigeonholes?
Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 06:57:56 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 06:51:48 AM
Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 06:47:28 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on June 04, 2010, 06:44:25 AM
whats a discordian?
Why haven't you figured it out by now?
Is there a specific pidgeon hole for Discordians?
Aren't words just weird sounds with fairly vague meanings attached to the syllabic combinations?
Are words not for categories, and are categories not pigeonholes?
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 07:01:09 AM
Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 06:57:56 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 06:51:48 AM
Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 06:47:28 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on June 04, 2010, 06:44:25 AM
whats a discordian?
Why haven't you figured it out by now?
Is there a specific pidgeon hole for Discordians?
Aren't words just weird sounds with fairly vague meanings attached to the syllabic combinations?
Are words not for categories, and are categories not pigeonholes?
Isn't the fairly vague meaning to which you refer another term for categories?
heres a question... has anyone ever seen or created Kallisti Gold's the discordian MMJ ciggs mentioned in the trillogy?
Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 07:06:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 07:01:09 AM
Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 06:57:56 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 06:51:48 AM
Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 06:47:28 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on June 04, 2010, 06:44:25 AM
whats a discordian?
Why haven't you figured it out by now?
Is there a specific pidgeon hole for Discordians?
Aren't words just weird sounds with fairly vague meanings attached to the syllabic combinations?
Are words not for categories, and are categories not pigeonholes?
Isn't the fairly vague meaning to which you refer another term for categories?
Perhaps, could you expand on that thought?
Quote from: The_Professor on June 04, 2010, 07:08:57 AM
heres a question... has anyone ever seen or created Kallisti Gold's the discordian MMJ ciggs mentioned in the trillogy?
Are you willing to perform a necromantic exercise and ask the shade of Robert Anton Wilson?
Do they have no shame? No sense of propriety?
Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 07:06:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 07:01:09 AM
Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 06:57:56 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 06:51:48 AM
Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 06:47:28 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on June 04, 2010, 06:44:25 AM
whats a discordian?
Why haven't you figured it out by now?
Is there a specific pidgeon hole for Discordians?
Aren't words just weird sounds with fairly vague meanings attached to the syllabic combinations?
Are words not for categories, and are categories not pigeonholes?
Isn't the fairly vague meaning to which you refer another term for categories?
Isn't categorisation anathema to the cause of Holy Discord?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:15:15 AM
Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 07:06:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 07:01:09 AM
Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 06:57:56 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 06:51:48 AM
Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 06:47:28 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on June 04, 2010, 06:44:25 AM
whats a discordian?
Why haven't you figured it out by now?
Is there a specific pidgeon hole for Discordians?
Aren't words just weird sounds with fairly vague meanings attached to the syllabic combinations?
Are words not for categories, and are categories not pigeonholes?
Isn't the fairly vague meaning to which you refer another term for categories?
Isn't categorisation anathema to the cause of Holy Discord?
whereabouts does it say that in the Principia/Illumatus/Black Iron Prison?
what the hell is storylandia?
and what does it have to do with discord?
Quote from: Pēleus on June 04, 2010, 07:22:04 AM
what the hell is storylandia?
and what does it have to do with discord?
Isn't it the place where imagine runs wild and happy endings are in prgress?
At the end of the day, isn't it all just noises in the wind?
Isn't there supposed to be an extra vowel in prgress?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:27:47 AM
Isn't there supposed to be an extra vowel in prgress?
Is it possible that I'm from Eastrn Eurp where they can't buy a vowel?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:26:37 AM
At the end of the day, isn't it all just noises in the wind?
Isn't the quote, "all we are is dust in the wind, dude"?
Is not Wales pitifully short on vowels too?
Was I supposed to be quoting some old dusty dude, dude?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:33:00 AM
Is not Wales pitifully short on vowels too?
Aren't the w's and y's more vowelly than in English?
Are you suggesting I'm a coal miner?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:34:15 AM
Was I supposed to be quoting some old dusty dude, dude?
Wasn't that a quote from a song via Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?
If my powers of recollection were a little sharper, wouldn't I be able to quote like a great big book full of quotes?
Indeed, would I not exceed my quota, for quotes, and have to quickly quit quoting?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:54:04 AM
If my powers of recollection were a little sharper, wouldn't I be able to quote like a great big book full of quotes?
Indeed, would I not exceed my quota, for quotes, and have to quickly quit quoting?
Isn't that overdoing the alliteration?
I dare say it is, but have I not been up all night, milking my word filters, until the tit not only squeaks, but howls in indignant outrage?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 08:02:22 AM
I dare say it is, but have I not been up all night, milking my word filters, until the tit not only squeaks, but howls in indignant outrage?
By tit, do you mean the bird or the mammary gland?
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 08:16:58 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 08:02:22 AM
I dare say it is, but have I not been up all night, milking my word filters, until the tit not only squeaks, but howls in indignant outrage?
By tit, do you mean the bird or the mammary gland?
Do tiny birds howl like that when over-milked?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 08:32:53 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 08:16:58 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 08:02:22 AM
I dare say it is, but have I not been up all night, milking my word filters, until the tit not only squeaks, but howls in indignant outrage?
By tit, do you mean the bird or the mammary gland?
Do tiny birds howl like that when over-milked?
Aren't birds and mammals separate things?
are you two retarded?
Is it not glaringly obvious?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 08:52:44 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 08:45:25 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on June 04, 2010, 08:43:31 AM
are you two retarded?
Isn't everyone?
Are we perhaps over spagging the thread somewhat?
Isn't that what the thread is for?
Also, isn't it WAYYYYYYYYYY past my bed time?
Am I your Nanny, to tell you what time to go to beddybyes?
whats what?
You guys really don't have the answers do you?
The answers to what?
Did we ever claim to have any answers?
Didn't you read the title of this fread?
Are you mistaking our lack of answers for a simple case of fuckwittedness?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 03, 2010, 09:06:10 PM
Will you two give it a fucking rest?
What gives you the right?
Has someone roused this drowsing monster of a fread once more?
How many more good people must fall into it's seductive siren song of endless pointless, eternally answerless questions?
is one more enough?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 03:17:49 PM
How many more good people must fall into it's seductive siren song of endless pointless, eternally answerless questions?
Are they really answerless if the following question implies an answer?
I hate you all? I wish this thread would die?
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 04, 2010, 08:44:46 PM
I hate you all? I wish this thread would die?
Then why are you contribute to it?
I don't know? I must be fucked in the...head?
Are this fread going to be immortals, and life foevers?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 08:49:18 PM
Are this fread going to be immortals, and life foevers?
If it does, does this confer immortality onto us?
If it does, isn't the correct protocol that there can be only one, imply that that heads are going to have to roll?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 09:02:49 PM
If it does, isn't the correct protocol that there can be only one, imply that that heads are going to have to roll?
I thought that was only in Highlander?
Wouldn't immortality be lonely without other immortals?
Wouldn't your tolerance for other immortals be wearing pretty thin by the time Earth is just a bare ball of rock, drifting aimlessly through the endless void of space?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 09:20:00 PM
Wouldn't your tolerance for other immortals be wearing pretty thin by the time Earth is just a bare ball of rock, drifting aimlessly through the endless void of space?
Wouldn't I have the option to avoid them for awhile?
Can you run faster than they can?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 09:45:42 PM
Can you run faster than they can?
Could I hide underwater instead?
If you can find any, yes, you can, but what makes you think it hasn't all been drunk already by thirsty immortals?
So did Dok get the Dildo back from the dog?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 10:05:34 PM
If you can find any, yes, you can, but what makes you think it hasn't all been drunk already by thirsty immortals?
Wouldn't their piss evaporate just like anyone else's?
Wouldn't the water cycle continue on as if nothing happened?
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 08:51:43 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 08:49:18 PM
Are this fread going to be immortals, and life foevers?
If it does, does this confer immortality onto us?
Why on earth would you want to be immortal?
Quote from: Narot on June 05, 2010, 04:10:55 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 08:51:43 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 08:49:18 PM
Are this fread going to be immortals, and life foevers?
If it does, does this confer immortality onto us?
Why on earth would you want to be immortal?
Wouldn't it be interesting to go on long space voyages? Watch evolution play out? See the world end?
Without an Ozone layer?
Has the world ended? Everything gone except this thread?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 07:10:23 PM
Without an Ozone layer?
Would it matter if you're immortal?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 07:11:42 PM
Has the world ended? Everything gone except this thread?
Was I gone too long? Maybe I was doing some household chores?
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 05, 2010, 07:12:57 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 07:10:23 PM
Without an Ozone layer?
Would it matter if you're immortal?
Do you still want to "hide under some water" or something?
Didn't it all go out into space when the ozone went tits up?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 07:37:47 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 05, 2010, 07:12:57 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 07:10:23 PM
Without an Ozone layer?
Would it matter if you're immortal?
Do you still want to "hide under some water" or something?
Didn't it all go out into space when the ozone went tits up?
Don't I have a couple of billions years to work on that problem? Couldn't we used rocket fuel derived from the long gone Americans to find a planet with water?
Shouldn't we wait for them to rot down first?
Or wait for new bacteria to evolve to rot them down?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 07:55:42 PM
Shouldn't we wait for them to rot down first?
Or wait for new bacteria to evolve to rot them down?
Didn't I say that with long gone?
Do you want to go and see if they have decomposed properly?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 08:12:24 PM
Do you want to go and see if they have decomposed properly?
Wouldn't meticulous calendar keeping do the job?
Are you a meticulous calender keeper? (Because I'm not even sure what year it is)
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 08:26:15 PM
Are you a meticulous calender keeper? (Because I'm not even sure what year it is)
Couldn't you find out from the timestamp on the posts?
Whoa, when did it become 2010?
Is it Ten past eight already?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 09:15:24 PM
Is it Ten past eight already?
Is England only 4 hours ahead of New England right now?
Isn't it usually 5?
Do they still measure that time stuff in hours over there then?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 09:36:03 PM
Do they still measure that time stuff in hours over there then?
Along with minutes and seconds, why did UK switch to metric time?
How many fingers do you have then?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 09:49:23 PM
How many fingers do you have then?
Do thumbs count?
Are they your own thumbs? (if so, then yes)
BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO ?
Aren't there four more Buffalos in that sentence than should be there for it to make sense?
Are you thinking of this?
(http://imgur.com/fHrqW.jpg)
What was the original form of the "yo dawg i heard you like ... so I ... " meme? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_sentence)
I heard you like....mudkips?
Shit I dunno.
Is this "Mudkips" culture really appropriate for a respectable board like this?
(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/GIFS/105px-PedobearUpskirt.gif)
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on June 07, 2010, 01:40:14 AM
What was the original form of the "yo dawg i heard you like ... so I ... " meme? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_sentence)
Do you mean 'original form' as in, 'have you ever seen Pimp My Ride (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pimp_My_Ride)?
Isn't it about time someone bumped this fread again?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 02:33:42 AM
Isn't it about time someone bumped this fread again?
Maybe it is?
Are we also allowed to start spagging up the haiku thread again?
Is there any reason not to?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 02:48:31 AM
Is there any reason not to?
Do you know?
Also, have you seen my new limerick thread?
Is it full of limericks?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 03:03:14 AM
Is it full of limericks?
Wouldn't you know what it's about if you read it?
Wasn't it in Literate Chaotic?
Or maybe click, "Unread posts since last visit"?
Is there one more limerick there, than there was when you last saw it?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 03:11:05 AM
Is there one more limerick there, than there was when you last saw it?
I thought the rules were different?
Is it possible that I am ok with the change in rules?
Isn't it entirely up to you to make your own rules for your own thread?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 03:33:00 AM
Isn't it entirely up to you to make your own rules for your own thread?
Aren't I open to suggestions?
Am I able to answer such a question in this thread without contravening the "questions only" criteria? (But yes, you seem to be)
Quote from: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 03:53:35 AM
Am I able to answer such a question in this thread without contravening the "questions only" criteria? (But yes, you seem to be)
Did you see my response ITT?
Edit: ITT= In THAT Thread
If I hadn't, would I not have been much quicker to respond to this thread?
Quote from: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 04:05:45 AM
If I hadn't, would I not have been much quicker to respond to this thread?
Is it possible that you're watching the world cup if it's still going on?
Is there Football on? Hadn't noticed.
Quote from: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 04:18:47 AM
Is there Football on? Hadn't noticed.
What do you mean by football? Closet gay jocks with plastic armor or soccer?
Must it be one or the other? Ok then, the latter.
Quote from: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 04:22:18 AM
Must it be one or the other? Ok then, the latter.
You are English/Irish aren't you?
Aren't I American and Irish?
Does this not create ambiguity?
But taking this all into consideration, shouldn't I know you meant soccer/world football?
Is not ambiguity the progenitor of indecision?
why is principia discussion members only?
Do you think we want just any old spag just walking in off the street?
++blah blah blah is FNORD really a god trapped inside my head? BLAH BLAH BLAH++
Of course it fucking is, what do you think it was designed to be?
Wouldn't everyone agree that the point of FNORD is in the uncreating of it?
Is not the point of FNORD to be mutable enough to transcend any definition?
Wait, so Fnord isn't Loki after all? :lulz:
Hasn't fnord always been low key?
Anyone heard of the Answers Only thread?
What's the deal with that, anyway?
I will kill this fucking thread.
With fire.
Quote from: Kai on June 28, 2010, 01:51:13 AM
I will kill this fucking thread.
With fire.
When?
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 28, 2010, 12:11:23 AM
Anyone heard of the Answers Only thread?
What's the deal with that, anyway?
Wasn't that started by some person who was stated that they were a guy who made up some imaginary friends who then killed his original personality and took over his life and then went on to worship Fnord as an emerging aspect of Loki while simultaneously posting outlandish nonsensical posts usually consisting of 3 to 5 lines and then summarily got banned from this forum for blatant plagiarism of something that Doktor Howl wrote?
Who was it that said too much was better than not enough?
Is this thread the exception that proves the rule?
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2010, 03:33:19 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 28, 2010, 12:11:23 AM
Anyone heard of the Answers Only thread?
What's the deal with that, anyway?
Wasn't that started by some person who was stated that they were a guy who made up some imaginary friends who then killed his original personality and took over his life and then went on to worship Fnord as an emerging aspect of Loki while simultaneously posting outlandish nonsensical posts usually consisting of 3 to 5 lines and then summarily got banned from this forum for blatant plagiarism of something that Doktor Howl wrote?
Upon further reflection, is it possible that I misread the title and not only thought of "Frequently Asked Questions" but also misattributed it to someone else?
Maybe I need more coffee?
WHY does my 8 month old 7 pound puppy chew on pieces of CONCRETE? :x
Because he wants more bits in his kibble?
Quote from: RWHN on June 29, 2010, 05:34:52 PM
Because he wants more bits in his kibble?
Kibble's all she gets...it's weird. And we have chewtoys GALORE for her. She'd rather bring in rocks and pieces of brick that come off our backyard infrastructure. WHY PUPPY WHY? :x (just hate thinking about the damage!)
Quote from: Jenne on June 29, 2010, 05:36:28 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 29, 2010, 05:34:52 PM
Because he wants more bits in his kibble?
Kibble's all she gets...it's weird. And we have chewtoys GALORE for her. She'd rather bring in rocks and pieces of brick that come off our backyard infrastructure. WHY PUPPY WHY? :x (just hate thinking about the damage!)
Isn't that how Puppehs are supposed to behave?
Did you say dung-puppets?
Are dung puppets the same as tagnuts, or winnits?
Why remote-controls need error sneakers?
Do sneaky buttons do channel bads, hiding no goods?
Buttons cut piss oars?
Can piss oars be used to row across the Atlantic in a rubber dinghy?
When you say "Row across the Atlantic", do you actually mean "Lost with all hands, after a little boat got blown up"?
"With a pair of fucking Piss oars?
What the hell is this shit?
Are you mad?
What the fuck is going on in here?
Inquisitive comedy; What's the deal with that?!
Why are you making a mockery of this hallowed shrine?
Have you ever?
Do I have to resurrect Answers Only?
Are you fucking serious?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2011, 07:29:09 PM
Does anyone have any toilet paper?
Didn't you get the notice?
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Is that for wiping your ass on?
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Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Quote from: The Commander on March 11, 2011, 08:54:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2011, 07:29:09 PM
Quote from: themenniss on March 07, 2011, 07:27:35 PM
Quote from: aedh on March 02, 2011, 08:19:19 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 02, 2011, 08:18:29 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on March 02, 2011, 03:00:18 AM
Is serious hot?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does anyone have any toilet paper?
Didn't you get the notice?
Is that for wiping your ass on?
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Is it Tuesday?
Quote from: The Commander on March 11, 2011, 08:54:52 AM
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Did he leave his bike outside?
What's with you people?
Who do you think?
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 11, 2011, 07:07:16 PM
Who do you think?
Did
you give them
that kind of clearance? :eek:
Quote from: Khara on March 11, 2011, 07:37:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 11, 2011, 07:07:16 PM
Who do you think?
Did you give them that kind of clearance? :eek:
Who said Phox gets to hand out clearance?
DIS FREAD RUINED MY LIFE.
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 02:12:17 AM
DIS FREAD RUINED MY LIFE.
Vhy didst you have to breaksd da rulez?
Do you hate Jebuus?
Who doesn't have an issue with Jesus?
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 12, 2011, 06:16:36 AM
Who doesn't have an issue with Jesus?
More to the point, who can be bothered to take issue with a dead man with a deadbeat dad and a "virgin" mother?
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 12, 2011, 06:28:29 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 12, 2011, 06:16:36 AM
Who doesn't have an issue with Jesus?
More to the point, who can be bothered to take issue with a dead man with a deadbeat dad and a "virgin" mother?
The Pope?
who has a better hat?
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 06:49:52 AM
who has a better hat?
Does this guy have a better hat?
(http://www.ovcart.com/images/inventory/2494.533.zoom.jpg)
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 03:04:21 AM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 02:12:17 AM
DIS FREAD RUINED MY LIFE.
Vhy didst you have to breaksd da rulez?
Do you hate Jebuus?
OMG if you were Nathan Explosion I would totally fuck you. I FUCKING LOVE Nathan Explosion. And Toki, but more like I would like a puppy.
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 10:06:06 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 03:04:21 AM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 02:12:17 AM
DIS FREAD RUINED MY LIFE.
Vhy didst you have to breaksd da rulez?
Do you hate Jebuus?
OMG if you were Nathan Explosion I would totally fuck you. I FUCKING LOVE Nathan Explosion. And Toki, but more like I would like a puppy.
Why are you mixing up Nathan Explosion with Skwisgaar Skwigelf? :lulz:
And now why is everything sounding likst Skwisgaar in my headkst?
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 10:21:14 PM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 10:06:06 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 03:04:21 AM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 02:12:17 AM
DIS FREAD RUINED MY LIFE.
Vhy didst you have to breaksd da rulez?
Do you hate Jebuus?
OMG if you were Nathan Explosion I would totally fuck you. I FUCKING LOVE Nathan Explosion. And Toki, but more like I would like a puppy.
Why are you mixing up Nathan Explosion with Skwisgaar Skwigelf? :lulz:
And now why is everything sounding likst Skwisgaar in my headkst?
Am you nots have sex with everybody in Sweden like Julian Assange?
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 10:21:14 PM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 10:06:06 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 03:04:21 AM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 02:12:17 AM
DIS FREAD RUINED MY LIFE.
Vhy didst you have to breaksd da rulez?
Do you hate Jebuus?
OMG if you were Nathan Explosion I would totally fuck you. I FUCKING LOVE Nathan Explosion. And Toki, but more like I would like a puppy.
Why are you mixing up Nathan Explosion with Skwisgaar Skwigelf? :lulz:
And now why is everything sounding likst Skwisgaar in my headkst?
I bet you won't believe me, but I knew you were doing Skwisgaar. But it jogged a thingy in my head-brain, and I barfed it onto the interbutts.
I AM INTENTIONALLY MAKING A STATEMENT IN DIS FREAD. TAKE THAT.
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 13, 2011, 04:22:30 PM
I AM INTENTIONALLY MAKING A STATEMENT IN DIS FREAD. TAKE THAT.
Is that so?
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 13, 2011, 04:21:45 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 10:21:14 PM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 10:06:06 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 03:04:21 AM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 02:12:17 AM
DIS FREAD RUINED MY LIFE.
Vhy didst you have to breaksd da rulez?
Do you hate Jebuus?
OMG if you were Nathan Explosion I would totally fuck you. I FUCKING LOVE Nathan Explosion. And Toki, but more like I would like a puppy.
Why are you mixing up Nathan Explosion with Skwisgaar Skwigelf? :lulz:
And now why is everything sounding likst Skwisgaar in my headkst?
I bet you won't believe me, but I knew you were doing Skwisgaar. But it jogged a thingy in my head-brain, and I barfed it onto the interbutts.
DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?!?!?!?!??!??!
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 05:46:22 AM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 13, 2011, 04:21:45 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 10:21:14 PM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 10:06:06 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 03:04:21 AM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 02:12:17 AM
DIS FREAD RUINED MY LIFE.
Vhy didst you have to breaksd da rulez?
Do you hate Jebuus?
OMG if you were Nathan Explosion I would totally fuck you. I FUCKING LOVE Nathan Explosion. And Toki, but more like I would like a puppy.
Why are you mixing up Nathan Explosion with Skwisgaar Skwigelf? :lulz:
And now why is everything sounding likst Skwisgaar in my headkst?
I bet you won't believe me, but I knew you were doing Skwisgaar. But it jogged a thingy in my head-brain, and I barfed it onto the interbutts.
DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?!?!?!?!??!??!
Real coffee? From the hills of Colombia?
Does no one drink tea any more? :sad:
Have you asked no one lately?
Do you know how hard it is to get any information out of no one?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 14, 2011, 05:39:55 PM
Do you know how hard it is to get any information out of no one?
I thought you two were close?
Quote from: Khara on March 14, 2011, 05:40:50 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 14, 2011, 05:39:55 PM
Do you know how hard it is to get any information out of no one?
I thought you two were close?
Should I admit that I felt the heat from that one?
Quote from: Khara on March 14, 2011, 05:40:50 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 14, 2011, 05:39:55 PM
Do you know how hard it is to get any information out of no one?
I thought you two were close?
Who told you that I know no one?
How is it possible I forgot how annoying this thread is?
Did no one tell you?
;)
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 14, 2011, 05:54:30 PM
How is it possible I forgot how annoying this thread is?
Is that why you keep coming back?
Why does this thread exist?
Why can't I kill you all just by wanting it?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
Why does this thread exist?
Why can't I kill you all just by wanting it?
Even me? :aww:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
Why does this thread exist?
Why can't I kill you all just by wanting it?
Why are your chakras out of alignment?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
Why does this thread exist?
Why can't I kill you all just by wanting it?
Maybe you don't want it enough.
Or :?
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:13:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:11:49 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:04:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
Why does this thread exist?
Why can't I kill you all just by wanting it?
Why are your chakras out of alignment?
:crankey:
Would you like some herbal tea?
My chakras are out of alignment because I jumped a curb. And I have COFFEE, which is GOOD for me, I don't need your damn toxic "herbal" tea (ALL FUCKING TEA IS URBAN, FFS, GODDAMMIT), and I need a big fucking harpoon for spearing hippies right through the fucking gizzard. I've had ALL I CAN TAKE WITH THIS HIPPIE SHIT, AND I WILL IN FACT KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!
:tgrr:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:17:05 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:13:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:11:49 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:04:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
Why does this thread exist?
Why can't I kill you all just by wanting it?
Why are your chakras out of alignment?
:crankey:
Would you like some herbal tea?
My chakras are out of alignment because I jumped a curb. And I have COFFEE, which is GOOD for me, I don't need your damn toxic "herbal" tea (ALL FUCKING TEA IS URBAN, FFS, GODDAMMIT), and I need a big fucking harpoon for spearing hippies right through the fucking gizzard. I've had ALL I CAN TAKE WITH THIS HIPPIE SHIT, AND I WILL IN FACT KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!
:tgrr:
Why are you so angry brother?
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:37:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:17:05 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:13:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:11:49 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:04:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
Why does this thread exist?
Why can't I kill you all just by wanting it?
Why are your chakras out of alignment?
:crankey:
Would you like some herbal tea?
My chakras are out of alignment because I jumped a curb. And I have COFFEE, which is GOOD for me, I don't need your damn toxic "herbal" tea (ALL FUCKING TEA IS URBAN, FFS, GODDAMMIT), and I need a big fucking harpoon for spearing hippies right through the fucking gizzard. I've had ALL I CAN TAKE WITH THIS HIPPIE SHIT, AND I WILL IN FACT KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!
:tgrr:
Why are you so angry brother?
Fuckers interrupted my lunchtime 5 FUCKING TIMES. For USELESS BULLSHIT.
I am as we speak plotting my revenge.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:17:05 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:13:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:11:49 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:04:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
Why does this thread exist?
Why can't I kill you all just by wanting it?
Why are your chakras out of alignment?
:crankey:
Would you like some herbal tea?
My chakras are out of alignment because I jumped a curb. And I have COFFEE, which is GOOD for me, I don't need your damn toxic "herbal" tea (ALL FUCKING TEA IS URBAN, FFS, GODDAMMIT), and I need a big fucking harpoon for spearing hippies right through the fucking gizzard. I've had ALL I CAN TAKE WITH THIS HIPPIE SHIT, AND I WILL IN FACT KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!
:tgrr:
Is that a question?
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 14, 2011, 07:42:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:17:05 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:13:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:11:49 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:04:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
Why does this thread exist?
Why can't I kill you all just by wanting it?
Why are your chakras out of alignment?
:crankey:
Would you like some herbal tea?
My chakras are out of alignment because I jumped a curb. And I have COFFEE, which is GOOD for me, I don't need your damn toxic "herbal" tea (ALL FUCKING TEA IS URBAN, FFS, GODDAMMIT), and I need a big fucking harpoon for spearing hippies right through the fucking gizzard. I've had ALL I CAN TAKE WITH THIS HIPPIE SHIT, AND I WILL IN FACT KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!
:tgrr:
Is that a question?
ARE YOU TESTING?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:43:07 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 14, 2011, 07:42:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:17:05 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:13:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:11:49 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:04:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
Why does this thread exist?
Why can't I kill you all just by wanting it?
Why are your chakras out of alignment?
:crankey:
Would you like some herbal tea?
My chakras are out of alignment because I jumped a curb. And I have COFFEE, which is GOOD for me, I don't need your damn toxic "herbal" tea (ALL FUCKING TEA IS URBAN, FFS, GODDAMMIT), and I need a big fucking harpoon for spearing hippies right through the fucking gizzard. I've had ALL I CAN TAKE WITH THIS HIPPIE SHIT, AND I WILL IN FACT KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!
:tgrr:
Is that a question?
ARE YOU TESTING?
Would you like me too?
Does it burn?
Does it burn more or less when i гореть your ساق with my פלאַמינג hamster of ไม่ศักดิ์สิทธิ์ yet सुस्वादु proportions?
I don't know, do you?
Quote from: pH on March 14, 2011, 11:30:38 PM
Does it burn more or less when i гореть your ساق with my פלאַמינג hamster of ไม่ศักดิ์สิทธิ์ yet सुस्वादु proportions?
Why are you so (http://img847.imageshack.us/img847/6115/outlandish.png)?
Why do i have to jump off the roof of my house weekly?
Quote from: pH on March 15, 2011, 01:33:00 AM
Why do i have to jump off the roof of my house weekly?
Why don't you try something higher?
Why havent you?
Quote from: pH on March 15, 2011, 01:42:14 AM
Why havent you?
Holy Man
TM. These fucking wretches need me.
As I have no such excuse, I therefore will go to the slightly-taller-than-one-story wall across the street. I may or may not return.
Quote from: pH on March 15, 2011, 01:48:14 AM
As I have no such excuse, I therefore will go to the slightly-taller-than-one-story wall across the street. I may or may not return.
Bonus points if you belly flop.
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 05:46:22 AM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 13, 2011, 04:21:45 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 10:21:14 PM
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Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 03:04:21 AM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 02:12:17 AM
DIS FREAD RUINED MY LIFE.
Vhy didst you have to breaksd da rulez?
Do you hate Jebuus?
OMG if you were Nathan Explosion I would totally fuck you. I FUCKING LOVE Nathan Explosion. And Toki, but more like I would like a puppy.
Why are you mixing up Nathan Explosion with Skwisgaar Skwigelf? :lulz:
And now why is everything sounding likst Skwisgaar in my headkst?
I bet you won't believe me, but I knew you were doing Skwisgaar. But it jogged a thingy in my head-brain, and I barfed it onto the interbutts.
DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?!?!?!?!??!??!
IS COFFEE FUCKING METAL?!?!?!?!?
IS IT THE BLACKEST, DARKEST COFFEE EVER??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
:lulz:
Dethklok = <3
WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO GO PEE?
Quote from: Jenne on March 16, 2011, 08:26:45 PM
WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO GO PEE?
What and how much have you been drinking?
Quote from: Luna on March 16, 2011, 08:27:13 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 16, 2011, 08:26:45 PM
WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO GO PEE?
What and how much have you been drinking?
CAFFEINE IS A VERY BAD DRUG!!!! (coffee and diet soda--bad Jenne, bad!)
Quote from: Jenne on March 16, 2011, 09:12:35 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 16, 2011, 08:27:13 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 16, 2011, 08:26:45 PM
WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO GO PEE?
What and how much have you been drinking?
CAFFEINE IS A VERY BAD DRUG!!!! (coffee and diet soda--bad Jenne, bad!)
why must you make me feel bad? :cry:
Who are we?
Are we the ones that play inane games of questions, mocking the Socratic method by tossing pointless inquisitions against equally disinterested parties? Are we the ones that insist on discourse conducive to the progress of ideas? Are we the jokers whose smiles are on the toothier side of comfort, whose punchlines are on the hurtful side of mirth? Are we the victorious, and by what conditions? Are we the mouthy malcontents, weathering the staunch hangers-on to foolhardy concepts? Are we the derelict that stand on street corners, yelling about everything at once and to nobody in particular?
Who are we?
WE ARE THE ONES THAT NEED TO GO PEE?
(guess what Afghans call that? "Answering tea"...)
Are we not men?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 18, 2011, 06:48:38 PM
Are we not men?
If we are I want to know......
......who stole my penis?
Don't you lock up your knives?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 18, 2011, 06:54:15 PM
Don't you lock up your knives?
Who knows where they all are in the place?
Maybe that guy over there?
Why does my hotdog look funny?
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 18, 2011, 09:08:37 PM
Why does my hotdog look funny?
Was that you in the third zentastic video? With the scissors?
If stupidity got us into this mess why can't it get us out?
Quote from: wudgar on March 20, 2011, 06:27:10 AM
If stupidity got us into this mess why can't it get us out?
If stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us laid?
Quote from: The Commander on March 22, 2011, 07:02:46 AM
Quote from: wudgar on March 20, 2011, 06:27:10 AM
If stupidity got us into this mess why can't it get us out?
If stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us laid?
Why is every single post you make about sex in some way?
And not really that clever, either?
Don't you realize you're giving the rest of the pervs a bad reputation?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 22, 2011, 06:11:41 PM
And not really that clever, either?
Don't you realize you're giving the rest of the pervs a bad reputation?
Very true, we have a high standard for perversion here.
Do you have a problem making the grade Commander?
Is there some kind of grading system in place since I last looked in here?
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 12:43:37 AM
Is there some kind of grading system in place since I last looked in here?
Yes. The English are given leeway, on account of being from England.
Are Americans given the same kind of leeway regarding the definition of "Question"?
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 01:25:20 AM
Are Americans given the same kind of leeway regarding the definition of "Question"?
What is?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 12:46:22 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 12:43:37 AM
Is there some kind of grading system in place since I last looked in here?
Yes. The English are given leeway, on account of being from England.
They need it. However, I see they are not making good use. Wrath may be called for.
Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:39:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 12:46:22 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 12:43:37 AM
Is there some kind of grading system in place since I last looked in here?
Yes. The English are given leeway, on account of being from England.
They need it. However, I see they are not making good use. Wrath may be called for.
OK, What have I done now?
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 01:25:20 AM
Are Americans given the same kind of leeway regarding the definition of "Question"?
No.
But Holy Men
TM are.
Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:39:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 12:46:22 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 12:43:37 AM
Is there some kind of grading system in place since I last looked in here?
Yes. The English are given leeway, on account of being from England.
They need it. However, I see they are not making good use. Wrath may be called for.
AND THEN LONDON FELL INTO THE THAMES. :x
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 02:25:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:39:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 12:46:22 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 12:43:37 AM
Is there some kind of grading system in place since I last looked in here?
Yes. The English are given leeway, on account of being from England.
They need it. However, I see they are not making good use. Wrath may be called for.
AND THEN LONDON FELL INTO THE THAMES. :x
And melted?
Quote from: Khara on March 24, 2011, 03:07:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 02:25:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:39:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 12:46:22 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 12:43:37 AM
Is there some kind of grading system in place since I last looked in here?
Yes. The English are given leeway, on account of being from England.
They need it. However, I see they are not making good use. Wrath may be called for.
AND THEN LONDON FELL INTO THE THAMES. :x
And melted?
And shattered on the surface. The Thames is a teensy bit polluted.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 03:20:02 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 24, 2011, 03:07:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 02:25:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:39:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 12:46:22 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 12:43:37 AM
Is there some kind of grading system in place since I last looked in here?
Yes. The English are given leeway, on account of being from England.
They need it. However, I see they are not making good use. Wrath may be called for.
AND THEN LONDON FELL INTO THE THAMES. :x
And melted?
And shattered on the surface. The Thames is a teensy bit polluted.
As of now, the Thames is remarkably clean in comparison to what it was. In fact, it's probably at it's cleanest for 6 or 7 hundred years. There are now naturally occurring Brown Trout
in it's upper tributaries, and this means that Sea Trout must be running up it's entirety. And Sea Trout need the water to be of a much better quality than most fish. And they are pretty selective over where they breed, (clean, deep gravel runs) also, if their offspring are staying in freshwater
(Sea Trout are exactly the same species as Brown Trout, Salmo Trutta Ferox) it means the habitat must be productive, able to support food species, and be clean enough to breed in.
Ok, I know the colour of the Thames is like coffee, but that's just sediment and mud from the bottom. There's hardly any sewage dumped into it now until the river is way past London, and even then, it's been treated. I'd swim in it myself if I lived nearer. And enjoyed inflicting serious discomfort on myself.
Quote from: BadBeast on March 25, 2011, 02:22:58 AM
As of now, the Thames is remarkably clean in comparison to what it was. In fact, it's probably at it's cleanest for 6 or 7 hundred years.
England roont. :cry:
The last 3 posts don't have a question mark.
AND I LOVE IT
Quote from: Telarus on March 25, 2011, 03:02:15 AM
The last 3 posts don't have a question mark.
AND I LOVE IT
Why are you hating on question marks?
They are squiggly... with a dot.
Why is everyone noncompliant all of a sudden in this fread?
Is it not good enough to just ask questions? Even when answering?
Face why numb?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 02:32:35 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 25, 2011, 02:22:58 AM
As of now, the Thames is remarkably clean in comparison to what it was. In fact, it's probably at it's cleanest for 6 or 7 hundred years.
.
England roont. :cry:
There are still plenty of rivers here that are little more than stagnant ditches, full of sewage, and toxic industrial waste. Not as big as the Thames, but numerous enough. The Stour, for instance as it flows out of Wolverhampton, or the Dee, between Chester and Birkenhead. The Tyne is still particularly filthy as it goes past South Shields, spilling it's foulness into the North Sea. So although Father Thames has cleaned his act up, there are still very many germy shit filled ditches that you wouldn't want to be sharing a water table with, believe me.
Quote from: BadBeast on March 25, 2011, 10:53:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 02:32:35 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 25, 2011, 02:22:58 AM
As of now, the Thames is remarkably clean in comparison to what it was. In fact, it's probably at it's cleanest for 6 or 7 hundred years.
.
England roont. :cry:
There are still plenty of rivers here that are little more than stagnant ditches, full of sewage, and toxic industrial waste. Not as big as the Thames, but numerous enough. The Stour, for instance as it flows out of Wolverhampton, or the Dee, between Chester and Birkenhead. The Tyne is still particularly filthy as it goes past South Shields, spilling it's foulness into the North Sea. So although Father Thames has cleaned his act up, there are still very many germy shit filled ditches that you wouldn't want to be sharing a water table with, believe me.
The Fleet is still underground and rank, right?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2011, 03:57:36 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 25, 2011, 10:53:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 02:32:35 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 25, 2011, 02:22:58 AM
As of now, the Thames is remarkably clean in comparison to what it was. In fact, it's probably at it's cleanest for 6 or 7 hundred years.
.
England roont. :cry:
There are still plenty of rivers here that are little more than stagnant ditches, full of sewage, and toxic industrial waste. Not as big as the Thames, but numerous enough. The Stour, for instance as it flows out of Wolverhampton, or the Dee, between Chester and Birkenhead. The Tyne is still particularly filthy as it goes past South Shields, spilling it's foulness into the North Sea. So although Father Thames has cleaned his act up, there are still very many germy shit filled ditches that you wouldn't want to be sharing a water table with, believe me.
The Fleet is still underground and rank, right?
Absolutely! You don't want that fucker seeing the light of day. It still squits out under Blackfriars bridge, and even if the Thames is at high tide, and in spate, it's several shades more black gutshite in colour than the Thames. Or do you mean the Feet, behind Chesil Bank on the south coast? Stinks like fuck at low tide, but it's just mud, (and old bouncing bombs) with the occasional dead Angler bobbing around.
Are the rivers in England cleaner than the rivers in Ohio?
Quote from: The Commander on March 26, 2011, 06:17:39 AM
Are the rivers in England cleaner than the rivers in Ohio?
Despite never having never been to Ohio, nor even sure if I could find it on a map, by using the same, progressive information gathering techniques employed by the Worlds major News Agencies, (making it up off the top of my head) I can say with every confidence that yes, the English rivers are indeed cleaner than the ones in Ohio. Although without having to rely on foundless speculation , I am unable to furnish any further details.
Quote from: BadBeast on March 26, 2011, 07:21:39 AM
Quote from: The Commander on March 26, 2011, 06:17:39 AM
Are the rivers in England cleaner than the rivers in Ohio?
Despite never having never been to Ohio, nor even sure if I could find it on a map, by using the same, progressive information gathering techniques employed by the Worlds major News Agencies, (making it up off the top of my head) I can say with every confidence that yes, the English rivers are indeed cleaner than the ones in Ohio. Although without having to rely on foundless speculation , I am unable to furnish any further details.
Maybe I am thinking of New York...I just remember there being stories about rivers up in the northeast that were catching on fire due to all the pollution.
What city am I thinking of? (trying to get thread back on track)
Quote from: The Commander on March 26, 2011, 10:38:16 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 26, 2011, 07:21:39 AM
Quote from: The Commander on March 26, 2011, 06:17:39 AM
Are the rivers in England cleaner than the rivers in Ohio?
Despite never having never been to Ohio, nor even sure if I could find it on a map, by using the same, progressive information gathering techniques employed by the Worlds major News Agencies, (making it up off the top of my head) I can say with every confidence that yes, the English rivers are indeed cleaner than the ones in Ohio. Although without having to rely on foundless speculation , I am unable to furnish any further details.
Maybe I am thinking of New York...I just remember there being stories about rivers up in the northeast that were catching on fire due to all the pollution.
What city am I thinking of? (trying to get thread back on track)
Results of a very difficult process. (http://www.google.com/search?q=river+caught+fire&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a)
Quote from: The Commander on March 26, 2011, 10:38:16 PM
What city am I thinking of? (trying to get thread back on track)
It isn't Agartha, is it?
Is it Pittsburgh?
Who wants to think about Pittsburgh?
You got a problem with Pittsburgh?
This thread CONTINUES to ruin my life by existing.
Do you often confuse your question marks for periods?
Do you think she is from Pittsburgh?
THIS IS A STATETMENT. I HATE YOU ALL.
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 04, 2011, 09:53:13 PM
THIS IS A STATETMENT. I HATE YOU ALL.
:? :cry: :?
Y U h8n cuz?
:lulz:
You know I love you right Freeky???
NO. YOU WILL NOT GET ME TO ASK A QUESTION.
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 04, 2011, 10:03:28 PM
NO. YOU WILL NOT GET ME TO ASK A QUESTION.
Wasn't I just joking? :?
Quote from: The Commander on May 04, 2011, 09:45:45 PM
Do you think she is from Pittsburgh?
How could she not be?
We should celebrate mother's day by deleting this thread.
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 05, 2011, 02:38:19 AM
We should celebrate mother's day by deleting this thread.
^
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THIS IS A GOOD IDEA. <-- THAT WAS AN OPINION IN THE FORM OF A STATEMENT.
Who's a moron?
Was she talking to us?
Quote from: The Commander on March 26, 2011, 10:38:16 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 26, 2011, 07:21:39 AM
Quote from: The Commander on March 26, 2011, 06:17:39 AM
Are the rivers in England cleaner than the rivers in Ohio?
Despite never having never been to Ohio, nor even sure if I could find it on a map, by using the same, progressive information gathering techniques employed by the Worlds major News Agencies, (making it up off the top of my head) I can say with every confidence that yes, the English rivers are indeed cleaner than the ones in Ohio. Although without having to rely on foundless speculation , I am unable to furnish any further details.
Maybe I am thinking of New York...I just remember there being stories about rivers up in the northeast that were catching on fire due to all the pollution.
What city am I thinking of? (trying to get thread back on track)
Cleveland. And those stories you're reading are about 30 years old.
I hate this fucking thread so much it should hurt.
Heh, if you were stranded on a deserted island with a laptop and you could only access one pd.com thread which would it be?
Questions only.
Haikus
Three word story
?
:lulz:
Haikus, for sure.
At least it allows me to tell people to fuck off in an elegant manner.
First I thought you meant the "Very short short stories (3 sentences)" thread, because that one's actually pretty good IMO. But you were talking about the 3-word-run-on-chain-sentence crap, right?
Quote from: Nigel on May 05, 2011, 01:41:14 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 04, 2011, 08:35:12 AM
This thread CONTINUES to ruin my life by existing.
:lulz:
Film Flam?
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 05, 2011, 03:19:07 PM
I hate this fucking thread so much it should hurt.
You say it
should, but does it?
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 05, 2011, 04:25:31 PM
First I thought you meant the "Very short short stories (3 sentences)" thread, because that one's actually pretty good IMO. But you were talking about the 3-word-run-on-chain-sentence crap, right?
Yes. I like the 3 sentence thread.
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 05, 2011, 04:25:31 PM
First I thought you meant the "Very short short stories (3 sentences)" thread, because that one's actually pretty good IMO. But you were talking about the 3-word-run-on-chain-sentence crap, right?
Quote from: Nigel on May 05, 2011, 01:41:14 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 04, 2011, 08:35:12 AM
This thread CONTINUES to ruin my life by existing.
:lulz:
Film Flam?
:crankey: :argh!::crankey: :argh!::crankey: :argh!::crankey: :argh!::crankey: :argh!::crankey: :argh!::crankey: :argh!::crankey: :argh!:
Why does everyone hate this thread so much?
Because it is only funny on Who's Line Is It Anyway and not on a message board?
Quote from: The Commander on May 05, 2011, 09:26:10 PM
Why does everyone hate this thread so much?
Because it's OCD crap.
Quote from: The Commander on May 05, 2011, 09:26:10 PM
Why does everyone hate this thread so much?
I hate self-perpetuating forum game threads.
Except for the ones that are funny or interesting, of course.
Asking too many questions?
:rimshot:
How many is too many?
234 pages worth.
How great a response is that? :)
I'm just glad you're so obsessed with this retarded thread. Hopefully it will keep you from spewing your verbal diarrhea on the rest of the place.
Poor aspie.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 06, 2011, 04:54:56 PM
I'm just glad you're so obsessed with this retarded thread. Hopefully it will keep you from spewing your verbal diarrhea on the rest of the place.
Poor aspie.
Could you be that lucky?
I can MAKE that sort of luck, if need be.
Quote from: ch3mist on May 06, 2011, 05:31:21 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 06, 2011, 04:54:56 PM
I'm just glad you're so obsessed with this retarded thread. Hopefully it will keep you from spewing your verbal diarrhea on the rest of the place.
Poor aspie.
Could you be that lucky?
What sort of idiot jackass bumped this?
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 06, 2011, 05:42:48 PM
I can MAKE that sort of luck, if need be.
Then it wouldn't really be "luck," would it?
Quote from: ch3mist on May 06, 2011, 06:16:57 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 06, 2011, 05:42:48 PM
I can MAKE that sort of luck, if need be.
Then it wouldn't really be "luck," would it?
Not much really is, outside of the oddball winner at the casino, and your odds at closing time down at the pub.
Of course it would. Luck is where preparation meets opportunity. Both preparation and the pursuit of opportunity are skills, and any skill can be improved upon. I work goddamn hard to be the luckiest motherfucker around.
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 05, 2011, 11:33:38 PM
Quote from: The Commander on May 05, 2011, 09:26:10 PM
Why does everyone hate this thread so much?
I hate self-perpetuating forum game threads.
Except for the ones that are funny or interesting, of course.
Which is none of them.
BTW ch3mist, what's with the ASCII-dragon in your sig?
Quote from: Nigel on May 06, 2011, 08:20:47 PMQuote from: Triple Zero on May 05, 2011, 11:33:38 PMI hate self-perpetuating forum game threads.
Except for the ones that are funny or interesting, of course.
Which is none of them.
I was referring to the "very short short stories (3 sentences or less" thread, which I think is pretty cool.
Also there's a few (very few) ongoing threads with a cool premise where people just riff off eachother or post new funny things every once in a while. They don't get nearly as much posts as the ones I hate, though.
A few other examples are the Misattributed Quotes thread (I love that one), the One-Sentence-Memebombs (initially, at least. it's been rather crappy for a while now, and thankfully really quiet recently), the Visual Puns thread.
And, possibly, the PICS thread, Political PICS thread, WOMPertainment and of course the many incarnations of the Open Bar.
You might disagree about some of these, though.
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 06, 2011, 10:23:29 PM
BTW ch3mist, what's with the ASCII-dragon in your sig?
Quote from: Nigel on May 06, 2011, 08:20:47 PMQuote from: Triple Zero on May 05, 2011, 11:33:38 PMI hate self-perpetuating forum game threads.
Except for the ones that are funny or interesting, of course.
Which is none of them.
I was referring to the "very short short stories (3 sentences or less" thread, which I think is pretty cool.
Also there's a few (very few) ongoing threads with a cool premise where people just riff off eachother or post new funny things every once in a while. They don't get nearly as much posts as the ones I hate, though.
A few other examples are the Misattributed Quotes thread (I love that one), the One-Sentence-Memebombs (initially, at least. it's been rather crappy for a while now, and thankfully really quiet recently), the Visual Puns thread.
And, possibly, the PICS thread, Political PICS thread, WOMPertainment and of course the many incarnations of the Open Bar.
You might disagree about some of these, though.
The ongoing riff threads are AWESOME.
Mostly the threads I hate are the ones that are clones of the exact same thread with the exact same title and the exact same content found on every web forum around the planet.
I don't think any of the threads you named fall into that category though.
That's because we're BETTER, that way.
Those other threads are a prime example of memetic diseases. Would it work, trolling a forum with those?
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 07, 2011, 01:36:23 AM
That's because we're BETTER, that way.
Those other threads are a prime example of memetic diseases. Would it work, trolling a forum with those?
I knew a guy who sorta did... but it didn't work that well because the forum members ATE IT UP.
Quote from: Nigel on May 06, 2011, 10:26:36 PM
The ongoing riff threads are AWESOME.
Mostly the threads I hate are the ones that are clones of the exact same thread with the exact same title and the exact same content found on every web forum around the planet.
I don't think any of the threads you named fall into that category though.
Speakibng of Riff, is anyone on the board playing Kingdom of Loathing?
Quote from: The Commander on May 07, 2011, 02:41:16 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 06, 2011, 10:26:36 PM
The ongoing riff threads are AWESOME.
Mostly the threads I hate are the ones that are clones of the exact same thread with the exact same title and the exact same content found on every web forum around the planet.
I don't think any of the threads you named fall into that category though.
Speakibng of Riff, is anyone on the board playing Kingdom of Loathing?
Not currently. Me & Mr. Language used to play, and he first told me he loved me while we were playing and I had a potato. :(
Quote from: Nigel on May 07, 2011, 02:51:14 AM
Quote from: The Commander on May 07, 2011, 02:41:16 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 06, 2011, 10:26:36 PM
The ongoing riff threads are AWESOME.
Mostly the threads I hate are the ones that are clones of the exact same thread with the exact same title and the exact same content found on every web forum around the planet.
I don't think any of the threads you named fall into that category though.
Speakibng of Riff, is anyone on the board playing Kingdom of Loathing?
Not currently. Me & Mr. Language used to play, and he first told me he loved me while we were playing and I had a potato. :(
What happened to that opening, Nigel?
Quote from: Luna on May 07, 2011, 02:54:31 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 07, 2011, 02:51:14 AM
Quote from: The Commander on May 07, 2011, 02:41:16 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 06, 2011, 10:26:36 PM
The ongoing riff threads are AWESOME.
Mostly the threads I hate are the ones that are clones of the exact same thread with the exact same title and the exact same content found on every web forum around the planet.
I don't think any of the threads you named fall into that category though.
Speakibng of Riff, is anyone on the board playing Kingdom of Loathing?
Not currently. Me & Mr. Language used to play, and he first told me he loved me while we were playing and I had a potato. :(
What happened to that opening, Nigel?
Heh?
The potato is a weapon in KOL.
Quote from: Nigel on May 07, 2011, 01:24:30 AM
I'm gonna go walk my dog and then force myself to go to a gallery opening instead of sitting here like a lump of sad for the rest of the evening.
That opening...
Quote from: Nigel on May 07, 2011, 02:32:15 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 07, 2011, 01:36:23 AM
That's because we're BETTER, that way.
Those other threads are a prime example of memetic diseases. Would it work, trolling a forum with those?
I knew a guy who sorta did... but it didn't work that well because the forum members ATE IT UP.
Yeah, the same happened to me. It was like shooting myself in the foot, it was so painful to watch.
On the other hand, it serves as a kind of warning to any intelligent people online who may have been considering going to the forum, so all is well.
Yeah I would expect that to happen, of course. It's the point right? Any other result I'd consider failure.
The thing is, if it's such a sure-fire stimulus/response trick, is there any way to turn that kind of influence to an advantage? (say, lulz)
Maybe on a medium-small board, create a different new one every few, until those threads suck up all the forums energy?
I dunno, it's not a particularly funny outcome ...
---
One thing those threads are particularly good for, is social engineering people into giving up their PI. It's social pressure, kinda, once a few people open up, others are less wary. Same thing happened on PD, before the Spagbook thread (or perhaps an earlier incarnation of it) hardly anyone posted photos of themselves, and if they did, often without a recognizable face. You won't get people that really don't want to that way, though.
Quote from: Nigel on May 07, 2011, 02:51:14 AM
Quote from: The Commander on May 07, 2011, 02:41:16 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 06, 2011, 10:26:36 PM
The ongoing riff threads are AWESOME.
Mostly the threads I hate are the ones that are clones of the exact same thread with the exact same title and the exact same content found on every web forum around the planet.
I don't think any of the threads you named fall into that category though.
Speakibng of Riff, is anyone on the board playing Kingdom of Loathing?
Not currently. Me & Mr. Language used to play, and he first told me he loved me while we were playing and I had a potato. :(
Love at first spud?
Quote from: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 06, 2011, 05:46:33 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on May 06, 2011, 05:31:21 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 06, 2011, 04:54:56 PM
I'm just glad you're so obsessed with this retarded thread. Hopefully it will keep you from spewing your verbal diarrhea on the rest of the place.
Poor aspie.
Could you be that lucky?
What sort of idiot jackass bumped this?
Have we not met?