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Started by Cain, April 18, 2009, 02:42:23 PM

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Dysnomia

#45
May 05, 2009, 06:36:21 AM
SHITFUCKDAMN


Excuse me while I go wash my brain out with soap...


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It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Cetaphobia

#46
May 05, 2009, 07:41:55 AM
This thread is awful, probably in the best way, but I'm too busy wanting to set my brain in scalding water to know for sure.  :horrormirth:
We looked for scapegoats to blame.
Many people tried to blame it all on a vast free-Mason conspiracy,
Or Benjamin Franklin and his experiments with electricity.

Dysnomia

#47
May 06, 2009, 02:59:43 AM
set your brain on fire, it works better.


Dysnomia,
knows from experience... :sad:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Cain

#48
May 06, 2009, 10:25:30 AM
So, who's heard of teratoma's?  No?  Well, while you go Wiki, I'll cut through the crap and bring you the straight facts.

Essentially, a teratoma is a very special kind of tumour.  However, unlike other, more cancerous tumours you may know of, this has a far more interesting cause.  Essentially, these are the things that result when an embryo starts growing within its twin but then dies, causing the remaining twin to later have a tumor with hair, teeth, nails, bones, and sometimes even hands or eyeballs. And they can keep growing so that people don't really notice them until adulthood.

Just imagine having a third eye somewhere on your body.  Or worse, being the trainee surgeon who opens the tumour to find it staring back at him.

Corvidia

#49
May 06, 2009, 05:04:00 PM
I'm sorry, but I think that's hilarious. Freakish, but still funny.
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#50
May 06, 2009, 05:14:27 PM
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Zenpeanut

#51
May 06, 2009, 05:36:56 PM

Novatore

#52
May 06, 2009, 05:44:48 PM
how to get a head in advertising

AFK

#53
May 06, 2009, 05:47:45 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Novatore

#54
May 06, 2009, 06:09:57 PM
not my fault you didnt like the movie  :kingmeh:

Bu🤠ns

#55
May 16, 2009, 05:07:41 PM
QUAAAIIIIIID!

minuspace

#56
May 17, 2009, 12:06:18 AM
I suck teratoma pop in the morning.... w/ coffee ground from your ancestor;s egg flesh rot

fomenter

#57
May 17, 2009, 12:16:15 AM
Quote from: minuspace on May 17, 2009, 12:06:18 AM
I suck turds out of hobos unwashed asses in the mornings and type them out  in forums in the afternoon
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#58
May 17, 2009, 05:18:39 AM
Quote from: minuspace on May 17, 2009, 12:06:18 AM
I suck teratoma pop in the morning.... w/ coffee ground from your ancestor;s egg flesh rot


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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#59
May 17, 2009, 11:21:40 AM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark
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