News:

PD.com: our ability to recall your stupidity makes elephants look like Alzheimer's patients.

Main Menu

l: ??

Started by Horab Fibslager, July 22, 2004, 08:20:30 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

Rupert Giles

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOkay, but I get to watch.
I have a serious stake in this matter.

On the one hand, I'm quite fond of my little pet, cthulu.

On the other hand, I realize that sooner or later he's gonna snack on me.

I thought he only ate the living seeds of man, not the dead ones?  I mean after all...

"...lest he awaken and devour all that live, seeds of man."

Bella

Well, that's what I thought, too.

But, I'm afraid that after he eats all the living seed he will still be hungry and come after me.

It's a fairly rational fear because about 3 or 4 months ago cthulu announced that he was
going to eat everyone else first and save me for desert
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Rupert Giles

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWell, that's what I thought, too.

But, I'm afraid that after he eats all the living seed he will still be hungry and come after me.

It's a fairly rational fear because about 3 or 4 months ago cthulu announced that he was
going to eat everyone else first and save me for desert

Does that mean he's saving you because he loves you, or is saving you because he wants you to suffer by watching all others be devoured?

Horab Fibslager

Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWell, that's what I thought, too.

But, I'm afraid that after he eats all the living seed he will still be hungry and come after me.

It's a fairly rational fear because about 3 or 4 months ago cthulu announced that he was
going to eat everyone else first and save me for desert

Does that mean he's saving you because he loves you, or is saving you because he wants you to suffer by watching all others be devoured?

you could ask himself, but i wouldn't count on pantlessness to save you.
Hell is other people.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Grand Imam Horab
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWell, that's what I thought, too.

But, I'm afraid that after he eats all the living seed he will still be hungry and come after me.

It's a fairly rational fear because about 3 or 4 months ago cthulu announced that he was
going to eat everyone else first and save me for desert

Does that mean he's saving you because he loves you, or is saving you because he wants you to suffer by watching all others be devoured?

you could ask himself, but i wouldn't count on pantlessness to save you.

What? No kilts?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Horab Fibslager

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Grand Imam Horab
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWell, that's what I thought, too.

But, I'm afraid that after he eats all the living seed he will still be hungry and come after me.

It's a fairly rational fear because about 3 or 4 months ago cthulu announced that he was
going to eat everyone else first and save me for desert

Does that mean he's saving you because he loves you, or is saving you because he wants you to suffer by watching all others be devoured?

you could ask himself, but i wouldn't count on pantlessness to save you.

What? No kilts?

i've never seen him eat anyonewearing a kilt, so i wouldn't really know, tho i do knwo he prefers pants to skirts or dresses. he's very odd, even for an elder god.
Hell is other people.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Grand Imam Horab
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Grand Imam Horab
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWell, that's what I thought, too.

But, I'm afraid that after he eats all the living seed he will still be hungry and come after me.

It's a fairly rational fear because about 3 or 4 months ago cthulu announced that he was
going to eat everyone else first and save me for desert

Does that mean he's saving you because he loves you, or is saving you because he wants you to suffer by watching all others be devoured?

you could ask himself, but i wouldn't count on pantlessness to save you.

What? No kilts?

i've never seen him eat anyonewearing a kilt, so i wouldn't really know, tho i do knwo he prefers pants to skirts or dresses. he's very odd, even for an elder god.

It's a wise elder god that leaves the kilted Scots alone.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Rupert Giles

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Grand Imam Horab
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Grand Imam Horab
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWell, that's what I thought, too.

But, I'm afraid that after he eats all the living seed he will still be hungry and come after me.

It's a fairly rational fear because about 3 or 4 months ago cthulu announced that he was
going to eat everyone else first and save me for desert

Does that mean he's saving you because he loves you, or is saving you because he wants you to suffer by watching all others be devoured?

you could ask himself, but i wouldn't count on pantlessness to save you.

What? No kilts?

i've never seen him eat anyonewearing a kilt, so i wouldn't really know, tho i do knwo he prefers pants to skirts or dresses. he's very odd, even for an elder god.

It's a wise elder god that leaves the kilted Scots alone.

They better not sit across from me and repeatidly cross their legs.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Grand Imam Horab
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Grand Imam Horab
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWell, that's what I thought, too.

But, I'm afraid that after he eats all the living seed he will still be hungry and come after me.

It's a fairly rational fear because about 3 or 4 months ago cthulu announced that he was
going to eat everyone else first and save me for desert

Does that mean he's saving you because he loves you, or is saving you because he wants you to suffer by watching all others be devoured?

you could ask himself, but i wouldn't count on pantlessness to save you.

What? No kilts?

i've never seen him eat anyonewearing a kilt, so i wouldn't really know, tho i do knwo he prefers pants to skirts or dresses. he's very odd, even for an elder god.

It's a wise elder god that leaves the kilted Scots alone.

They better not sit across from me and repeatidly cross their legs.

They just might. They like disgusting other people.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"