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Who legally owns the body parts!!!

Started by NotPublished, August 10, 2010, 02:00:21 PM

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Akara

YES, YES I AM!! Jesus was just in a coma. He got better.
It's like a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.

Reginald Ret

Information from an iffy source(IE i can't remember):
Your appendix is where your gut bacteria go to hide whenever you have a massive case of diahrea... dieareauise... diary... diaphragm...  THE SHITS.
It is why having the shits doesn't always kill you.
(i hear your intestines have several of these hiding places, so don't get your panties in a bunch over appendectomies(sp?))
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Akara on August 10, 2010, 07:19:53 PM
YES, YES I AM!! Jesus was just in a coma. He got better.

Right then, I'll get the auto-de-fe ready. HERETIC!!!! BURN THE HERETIC!!!!!!!!!!!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Akara

if i let you burn me can i have your gall bladder?

Akara:
Invulnerable to flames due to heretic status.
It's like a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Akara on August 10, 2010, 11:01:57 PM
if i let you burn me can i have your gall bladder?

Akara:
Invulnerable to flames due to heretic status.

Please to see Dante's Inferno. Not invulnerable. Just not consumed. And no. I'm gunna break down those lipids dammit! Use your own gall bladder!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Akara

i was planning on selling it to kai's GF!

some like it hot... I grew up in NM, hell can't be much worse.  :p
It's like a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Akara on August 10, 2010, 11:33:15 PM
i was planning on selling it to kai's GF!

some like it hot... I grew up in NM, hell can't be much worse.  :p

In the event of my untimely demise, I would be willing to give my gall bladder to Kai's gf for free, simply because he's feckin' cool. Sorry boss. No C-note for you.

I can top New Mexico:
Surface of Venus
Core of Jupiter
Betelgeuse

Oh yeah, NM is nothing.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Akara

are you telling me you've been to those places... impressive!!

also, I thought you weren't getting rid of your gall bladder no matter what! cause of the resurrection thing!  :argh!:
It's like a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.

Iron Sulfide

i think they do this if you come back to life and want your organs back:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl9Nvg4yuus
Ya' stupid Yank.

NotPublished

In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Akara

that just made me really want to watch that movie. it looks silly, but good.
It's like a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.

Adios

On a serious states are beginning to make the donor box a legal contract in order to prevent interfering family from blocking the donors wishes.

Iron Sulfide

Quote from: Akara on August 11, 2010, 12:06:14 AM
that just made me really want to watch that movie. it looks silly, but good.
Totally not worth your time. I forced myself to watch it. The acting is sub-campy, the music is pretentious as well as generic, and the pay-off is more of a facial on the audience. Which pisses me off, because that's a brilliant idea for a story.
Ya' stupid Yank.

Iron Sulfide

Ya' stupid Yank.

Cain

Quote from: Iron Sulfide on August 11, 2010, 12:10:09 AM
Quote from: Akara on August 11, 2010, 12:06:14 AM
that just made me really want to watch that movie. it looks silly, but good.
Totally not worth your time. I forced myself to watch it. The acting is sub-campy, the music is pretentious as well as generic, and the pay-off is more of a facial on the audience. Which pisses me off, because that's a brilliant idea for a story.

From the sound of it, they couldn't decide whether they wanted it to be a satire, or just a gross comedy.  And like you say, that is sad, because as satire material, it has real potential.