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Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 18, 2012, 05:38:01 PM

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Telarus

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Quote from: OD Pizzle on July 19, 2014, 12:01:06 AM
Pee Dee. One of my best friends told me about the good book and it changed my life. Call me Old Dirty Pizzle, Owen, or whatever you like. I enjoy hip hop, but I'm interested in diversifying my playlist. I'm a writer in my free time, so expect me in literate chaotic. Questions?

Welcome aboard! Favorite Weird Al Yankovich song?

Never mind.
Quote from: Cain on July 20, 2014, 03:09:32 PM
Unfortunately, admins had him pegged from the moment he signed up his alt account, and he was banned and went back to furiously masturbating into a sock, in his parents basement.
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Quote from: Cain on July 20, 2014, 03:09:32 PM
By coincidence, I'm also writing a book.  It's about a REMF with Neocon tendencies who dabbles in racism and the Pick Up Artist community, who gets banned from a forum and thinks it would be the height of wit to come back on while making a bunch of Wu-Tang Clan references and references to his own previous account, because he thinks he is so smart no-one else will get it.  And he'll show them.

Unfortunately, admins had him pegged from the moment he signed up his alt account, and he was banned and went back to furiously masturbating into a sock, in his parents basement.

Is this a sequel?  I could swear I've read that one before.

Aucoq

Quote from: Cain on July 20, 2014, 03:09:32 PM
By coincidence, I'm also writing a book.  It's about a REMF with Neocon tendencies who dabbles in racism and the Pick Up Artist community, who gets banned from a forum and thinks it would be the height of wit to come back on while making a bunch of Wu-Tang Clan references and references to his own previous account, because he thinks he is so smart no-one else will get it.  And he'll show them.

Unfortunately, admins had him pegged from the moment he signed up his alt account, and he was banned and went back to furiously masturbating into a sock, in his parents basement.

:lulz:
"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

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Passionario

Hello, I'm Passionario.

Yesterday, as I was re-reading Prometheus Rising, I found myself wondering how Discordian thought progressed over the last couple dozen years. A quick search brought me to this site, BIP and you.
I don't know man, I didn't do it.

Junkenstein

Hi there new guy.

Any appalling tendencies to disclose?
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Passionario on July 30, 2014, 10:01:00 AM
Hello, I'm Passionario.

Yesterday, as I was re-reading Prometheus Rising, I found myself wondering how Discordian thought progressed over the last couple dozen years. A quick search brought me to this site, BIP and you.

From a high angle view, it's termites mindlessly chewing on a log.

But if you drill down a bit, the termites aren't mindless.  They hate each other.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2014, 01:46:04 PM
Quote from: Passionario on July 30, 2014, 10:01:00 AM
Hello, I'm Passionario.

Yesterday, as I was re-reading Prometheus Rising, I found myself wondering how Discordian thought progressed over the last couple dozen years. A quick search brought me to this site, BIP and you.

From a high angle view, it's termites mindlessly chewing on a log.

But if you drill down a bit, the termites aren't mindless.  They hate each other.

:lulz:

And the log isn't the kind that comes from a tree, if you catch my drift.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 30, 2014, 01:47:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2014, 01:46:04 PM
Quote from: Passionario on July 30, 2014, 10:01:00 AM
Hello, I'm Passionario.

Yesterday, as I was re-reading Prometheus Rising, I found myself wondering how Discordian thought progressed over the last couple dozen years. A quick search brought me to this site, BIP and you.

From a high angle view, it's termites mindlessly chewing on a log.

But if you drill down a bit, the termites aren't mindless.  They hate each other.

:lulz:

And the log isn't the kind that comes from a tree, if you catch my drift.

Quite right.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

Shit eating hate termites? Excellent - now I got me a new totem animal  :banana:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 30, 2014, 03:08:04 PM
Shit eating hate termites? Excellent - now I got me a new totem animal  :banana:

Actually I think the P3nt is the totem animal of the shit eating hate termite.

Also welcome to the board, new person!
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Passionario

Quote from: Junkenstein on July 30, 2014, 01:02:32 PM
Any appalling tendencies to disclose?
Just generic human schmuckery, I'm afraid.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 30, 2014, 01:47:23 PM
And the log isn't the kind that comes from a tree, if you catch my drift.
On that note, where are the facilities in this place? I've been trying to digest all this new information, and quite a lot of it didn't agree with me (especially some of the parts from BIP Common Walls section). As a result, I urgently need to relieve myself of first impressions and thoughts, preferably without getting any on the carpet.
I don't know man, I didn't do it.

minuspace

It's tricky, but head over to Open Bar for minor relief, and Or Kill Me for serious deposits.  Watch out for the carpets, they're actually a big part of waste management round here.

DumbShit

Hi Dick Knibblers,

If Eris can't lead me to God, I sure hope Christ can.

"The divine invasion was a mushroom. If only I didn't live in the fucking desert I'd have eaten one by now." - Don Juan

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: DumbShit on August 02, 2014, 12:01:13 PM
Hi Dick Knibblers,

If Eris can't lead me to God, I sure hope Christ can.

It's like having Eldora back, the woman who ruined Beavis & Butthead here forever.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

Re-watching the film about 3/4 years again after its release did that, surely?

If you haven't seen it relatively recently, have a look. It's not aged well.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.