Well, today I woke up and looked at the clock--2:48. At which point adrenaline hit my like a ping-pong paddle to the ass, as I have a test today at 2:00. Well, I hurried to the place, cursing the entire way, thinking I'd be late but that'd be okay because the session goes til 5. And yet, when I got there, the room was not only empty but dark and locked. My professor was nowhere to be found. What the fuck?!
So then I scurried to a computer and started composing a desperate email to the prof. I was about to hit "send" when I happened to glance at the clock...12:56.
12:56!!! Wow...
I think Eris has taken notice of me. It's just her style, telling me to be more careful with a ping-pong paddle to the ass. So I figure I better lie low for a bit, and let her sort of...ease off...yeah...
sounds like an acute case of misconperception alarmclockititis to me. It is usually caused by an unhealthy ingestion of greface academia.
Mmm...I'd just spent a peaceful morning snuggling with my NapWhore(tm) and left him in rather a state of confusion, probably. Ah well once I get the test over (starts in half an hour) I'll call and apologise.
And while my college is less greyface than most, I need the break. one more day and I;'m freee!
Quote from: Wenchmaster KMmm...I'd just spent a peaceful morning snuggling with my NapWhore(tm) ...
NapWhore. I want one of those. Where do you get one?
Quote from: Guido FinucciQuote from: Wenchmaster KMmm...I'd just spent a peaceful morning snuggling with my NapWhore(tm) ...
NapWhore. I want one of those. Where do you get one?
Get one? How do you get to BE one?
I make a point of snoozing for an hour. Sure I'm late for class on monday, but it's philosophy. I'd do it standing on my head if they made seats like that.
Quote from: Guido FinucciQuote from: Wenchmaster KMmm...I'd just spent a peaceful morning snuggling with my NapWhore(tm) ...
NapWhore. I want one of those. Where do you get one?
rochester Ny
Quote from: MalaulQuote from: Guido FinucciQuote from: Wenchmaster KMmm...I'd just spent a peaceful morning snuggling with my NapWhore(tm) ...
NapWhore. I want one of those. Where do you get one?
rochester Ny
those are of inferior quality. you want a good one go to Ouiser, Idaho.
Quote from: Wenchmaster KWell, today I woke up and looked at the clock--2:48. At which point adrenaline hit my like a ping-pong paddle to the ass, as I have a test today at 2:00. Well, I hurried to the place, cursing the entire way, thinking I'd be late but that'd be okay because the session goes til 5. And yet, when I got there, the room was not only empty but dark and locked. My professor was nowhere to be found. What the fuck?!
So then I scurried to a computer and started composing a desperate email to the prof. I was about to hit "send" when I happened to glance at the clock...12:56.
12:56!!! Wow...
I think Eris has taken notice of me. It's just her style, telling me to be more careful with a ping-pong paddle to the ass. So I figure I better lie low for a bit, and let her sort of...ease off...yeah...
I tend to get trouble like that when communicating via fora with Americans due to the timezones. Damn....allready 9:52 , I´ve been surfin all night!....where did the time go?
It is worse when you wake up, get dressed, walks aroudn the house, brushes your teeth, eat breakfast, takes a shower, and then suddenly wakes up again realizing that you just dreamed the whole morning and have to do it all all over again :P
Btw I have to tell you all that my alarm clock rules now, Nine inch Nails -happiness is slavery, starts with the singer screaming "Slave screams!" with a devilishish voice.. after waking up to that you wont fall asleep that easliy again ^^
Quote from: alocIt is worse when you wake up, get dressed, walks aroudn the house, brushes your teeth, eat breakfast, takes a shower, and then suddenly wakes up again realizing that you just dreamed the whole morning and have to do it all all over again :P
Btw I have to tell you all that my alarm clock rules now, Nine inch Nails -happiness is slavery, starts with the singer screaming "Slave screams!" with a devilishish voice.. after waking up to that you wont fall asleep that easliy again ^^
do not mock NIN
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenQuote from: alocIt is worse when you wake up, get dressed, walks aroudn the house, brushes your teeth, eat breakfast, takes a shower, and then suddenly wakes up again realizing that you just dreamed the whole morning and have to do it all all over again :P
Btw I have to tell you all that my alarm clock rules now, Nine inch Nails -happiness is slavery, starts with the singer screaming "Slave screams!" with a devilishish voice.. after waking up to that you wont fall asleep that easliy again ^^
do not mock NIN
Mock?! I love nin! :P But that doesnt mean that I dont get scared waking up to them ^^
Quote from: alocQuote from: Den Sorte DragenQuote from: alocIt is worse when you wake up, get dressed, walks aroudn the house, brushes your teeth, eat breakfast, takes a shower, and then suddenly wakes up again realizing that you just dreamed the whole morning and have to do it all all over again :P
Btw I have to tell you all that my alarm clock rules now, Nine inch Nails -happiness is slavery, starts with the singer screaming "Slave screams!" with a devilishish voice.. after waking up to that you wont fall asleep that easliy again ^^
do not mock NIN
Mock?! I love nin! :P But that doesnt mean that I dont get scared waking up to them ^^
ok......sorry......was kinda thinkin it would become a round of NIN-bashing
Quote from: MalaulQuote from: Guido FinucciNapWhore. I want one of those. Where do you get one?
rochester Ny
Ah, we have a volunteer! How much do you charge and do you accept Tim Tams?
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenQuote from: alocQuote from: Den Sorte DragenQuote from: alocIt is worse when you wake up, get dressed, walks aroudn the house, brushes your teeth, eat breakfast, takes a shower, and then suddenly wakes up again realizing that you just dreamed the whole morning and have to do it all all over again :P
Btw I have to tell you all that my alarm clock rules now, Nine inch Nails -happiness is slavery, starts with the singer screaming "Slave screams!" with a devilishish voice.. after waking up to that you wont fall asleep that easliy again ^^
do not mock NIN
Mock?! I love nin! :P But that doesnt mean that I dont get scared waking up to them ^^
ok......sorry......was kinda thinkin it would become a round of NIN-bashing
you are forgiven, Friends? ;P
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisQuote from: MalaulQuote from: Guido FinucciQuote from: Wenchmaster KMmm...I'd just spent a peaceful morning snuggling with my NapWhore(tm) ...
NapWhore. I want one of those. Where do you get one?
rochester Ny
those are of inferior quality. you want a good one go to Ouiser, Idaho.
:x :x INFERIOR QUALITY!!! :x :x
Ill have you know I resemble that remark!!!!!
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenQuote from: Wenchmaster KWell, today I woke up and looked at the clock--2:48. At which point adrenaline hit my like a ping-pong paddle to the ass, as I have a test today at 2:00. Well, I hurried to the place, cursing the entire way, thinking I'd be late but that'd be okay because the session goes til 5. And yet, when I got there, the room was not only empty but dark and locked. My professor was nowhere to be found. What the fuck?!
So then I scurried to a computer and started composing a desperate email to the prof. I was about to hit "send" when I happened to glance at the clock...12:56.
12:56!!! Wow...
I think Eris has taken notice of me. It's just her style, telling me to be more careful with a ping-pong paddle to the ass. So I figure I better lie low for a bit, and let her sort of...ease off...yeah...
I tend to get trouble like that when communicating via fora with Americans due to the timezones. Damn....allready 9:52 , I´ve been surfin all night!....where did the time go?
I ate it
Quote from: Guido FinucciQuote from: MalaulQuote from: Guido FinucciNapWhore. I want one of those. Where do you get one?
rochester Ny
Ah, we have a volunteer! How much do you charge and do you accept Tim Tams?
charge?
that would make me a NapProstitute
Ide do it cause I like it
but if some tima tams just happened to fall into my face , I dont think Ide protest...
Quote from: MalaulQuote from: Den Sorte DragenQuote from: Wenchmaster KWell, today I woke up and looked at the clock--2:48. At which point adrenaline hit my like a ping-pong paddle to the ass, as I have a test today at 2:00. Well, I hurried to the place, cursing the entire way, thinking I'd be late but that'd be okay because the session goes til 5. And yet, when I got there, the room was not only empty but dark and locked. My professor was nowhere to be found. What the fuck?!
So then I scurried to a computer and started composing a desperate email to the prof. I was about to hit "send" when I happened to glance at the clock...12:56.
12:56!!! Wow...
I think Eris has taken notice of me. It's just her style, telling me to be more careful with a ping-pong paddle to the ass. So I figure I better lie low for a bit, and let her sort of...ease off...yeah...
I tend to get trouble like that when communicating via fora with Americans due to the timezones. Damn....allready 9:52 , I´ve been surfin all night!....where did the time go?
I ate it
you wish
no really I did
it was hungry
and if I eat all the "time" then you wont be 6 hours away anymore, and Thwack wont be 13 hourrs off either
Thwack isn't 13 hours off, but eternaly off.
Way out there dude.
you know what I meant
Quote from: Malaulno really I did
it was hungry
and if I eat all the "time" then you wont be 6 hours away anymore, and Thwack wont be 13 hourrs off either
????????? :shock: :shock:
so you´re like one of those langoliers creatures?
woundt that rock?
Quote from: Rev ThwackThwack isn't 13 hours off, but eternaly off.
Way out there dude.
Off what? :twisted:
his rocker?