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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 09, 2014, 03:18:31 PM

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Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#615
June 25, 2014, 04:19:07 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on June 25, 2014, 03:39:20 PM
Primus tonight in Maine. Much happiness.

:cheers:

Here's hoping it sucks the most!
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

trippinprincezz13

#616
June 25, 2014, 05:05:02 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on June 25, 2014, 04:19:07 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on June 25, 2014, 03:39:20 PM
Primus tonight in Maine. Much happiness.

:cheers:

Here's hoping it sucks the most!

Why thank you, I imagine it will  :) From my understanding, it should include the Charlie & the Chocolate Factory set they/the Flying Frog Brigade played on NYE so it should be interesting (not that it usually isn't)
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

Suu

#617
June 25, 2014, 08:20:54 PM
Holy fuck. Buddy Cianci is running for mayor of Providence again. I am so not registering to vote in NH now. I want my Providence absentee ballot.

No.

I will go to Providence on Election Day and vote in person for this.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#618
June 26, 2014, 12:37:37 AM
It is 112F out today.

The air is absolutely still.

And nobody ever stopped screaming again.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#619
June 26, 2014, 01:08:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 26, 2014, 12:37:37 AM
It is 112F out today.

The air is absolutely still.

And nobody ever stopped screaming again.

It's a good thing you guys are all already dead, that kind of thing could kill people if they were alive.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#620
June 26, 2014, 01:09:58 AM
A substantial number of the people in my neuroeconomics and perception classes are total weirdos.

I kind of forgot what it's like to take classes with psychology majors.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#621
June 26, 2014, 01:12:01 AM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on June 25, 2014, 09:39:23 AM
Meaghan (Pat's wife) went into labor last night. Her water broke at the restaurant during the onion volcano. This is working out to be an eventful week.

NICE!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#622
June 26, 2014, 01:13:54 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 25, 2014, 11:56:19 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 25, 2014, 07:52:14 AM
Went to a fabulous Italian restaurant tonight with boyfriend B and had the most delightful cioppino. It was so fucking delicious I think I might dream about it.

I envy you. I have to travel about 20 miles for the nearest decent Italian as the local ones here tend to specialise in


I wish I was joking.

:horrormirth: I enjoy spaghettios once in a while, as a flashback-to-childhood. I would cry if I were served them in a restaurant.



"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#623
June 26, 2014, 01:16:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 25, 2014, 02:30:53 PM
I took a mental health day today.  I don't plan on doing sweet fuck all.

That sounds like a damn good idea.

I am settling in to my summer workload, which is going to be quite busy, but not heavy, per se. Lots of reading and informal writing, and a little formal writing. So far looking really manageable.

I just told my children we're having boiled cabbage with sausage and onions again, and they got excited. My children are strange.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#624
June 26, 2014, 01:21:23 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 26, 2014, 01:12:01 AM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn huilink=topic=36588.msg1349455#msg1349455 date=1403685563
Meaghan (Pat's wife) went into labor last night. Her water broke at the restaurant during the onion volcano. This is working out to be an eventful week.

NICE!

My official greeting to the news was "welcome to Earth, kid. It's a rough neighborhood but there's all sorts of awesome shit to see."
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#625
June 26, 2014, 02:58:35 AM
My neighbors seem to be standing in their back yard ringing a large bell and calling out for Nixon.

I am less OK with this than you might think I am.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pæs

#626
June 26, 2014, 04:13:00 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 26, 2014, 02:58:35 AM
My neighbors seem to be standing in their back yard ringing a large bell and calling out for Nixon.

I am less OK with this than you might think I am.
This is the kind of behaviour which is a lot more awesome when it's happening a great distance away.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#627
June 26, 2014, 04:24:18 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 26, 2014, 04:13:00 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 26, 2014, 02:58:35 AM
My neighbors seem to be standing in their back yard ringing a large bell and calling out for Nixon.

I am less OK with this than you might think I am.
This is the kind of behaviour which is a lot more awesome when it's happening a great distance away.

Yes. Preferably so far away that I just read about it later.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#628
June 26, 2014, 04:34:35 AM
So I have noticed that in the social sciences, they really like to give research projects names that make cute acronyms.

Not so much in biology. :lol: My boss was like "Maybe you can come up with a better name for this project" and I was like, better than what? Shouldn't it be as lengthy, literal, and descriptive as possible?

Apparently that's not how she rolls.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#629
June 26, 2014, 02:03:32 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 26, 2014, 02:58:35 AM
My neighbors seem to be standing in their back yard ringing a large bell and calling out for Nixon.

I am less OK with this than you might think I am.

Sometimes the weird happens right next to you.  Statistically speaking, it has to.

And at least this isn't the kind of weird that sometimes happens.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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