1. Words like "dickballs" creep into your spoken vocabulary
2. When talking IRL, you wish you had a "quote" button to comment on something trivial said five minutes ago.
2. You've been logged in for 255 days, 7 hours and 33 minutes.
4. You spend a weekend at high geekery, and have to avoid cracking in jokes that THEY won't get.
Quote from: LMNO on April 07, 2009, 02:58:38 PM
2. When talking IRL, you wish you had a "quote" button to comment on something trivial said five minutes ago.
Quote from: Cain on April 07, 2009, 02:59:14 PM
2. You've been logged in for 255 days, 7 hours and 33 minutes.
2. You fuck up threads with your very first post.
6. the Scrid knows more about your life than your meatspace friends
7. You use "citation needed" in a spoken sentence.
You make an OKCupid account so you can troll horny morons, only you end up getting nothing but messages from people who say things like "OMG, you really run PD.com? Who are you over there? Are you Roger?"
Quote from: LMNO on April 07, 2009, 03:01:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 07, 2009, 02:58:38 PM
2. When talking IRL, you wish you had a "quote" button to comment on something trivial said five minutes ago.
Quote from: Cain on April 07, 2009, 02:59:14 PM
2. You've been logged in for 255 days, 7 hours and 33 minutes.
2. You fuck up threads with your very first post.
:thanks:
Quote from: Dirtytime on April 07, 2009, 03:14:16 PM
You make an OKCupid account so you can troll horny morons, only you end up getting nothing but messages from people who say things like "OMG, you really run PD.com? Who are you over there? Are you Roger?"
:lulz:
8. You've managed to convince yourself that this topic can't possibly apply to you
:lol:
Also, you call your kids SPAGS all the time. :x
10. You think of people you like as "glorious faggots".
11. Whenever anyone mentions a forum on TV, your bowels tingle with anticipation
12. You find yourself shouting, "SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK, PTERADACTYLS!"
Quote from: Jenne on April 07, 2009, 03:16:57 PM
:lol:
Also, you call your kids SPAGS all the time. :x
THIS and....
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 07, 2009, 03:18:01 PM
10. You think of people you like as "glorious faggots".
THIS!! :lulz:
12a. The mere mention of the font 'arial' send you into hysterics.
13. MOUSTACHES.
Quote from: Richter on April 07, 2009, 03:00:13 PM
4. You spend a weekend at high geekery, and have to avoid cracking in jokes that THEY won't get.
At this, my friend, we both fail. :lulz:
14. You keep PD.com open in a tab nearly all the time.
15. You don't open PD for a few months, then return only to find that after a week or so, you are once again like a crackhead slave to the PD drug. And way, way too many of the items already posted apply to you.
Quote from: Dirtytime on April 07, 2009, 03:14:16 PM
You make an OKCupid account so you can troll horny morons, only you end up getting nothing but messages from people who say things like "OMG, you really run PD.com? Who are you over there? Are you Roger?"
:lulz:
OKC is a goldmine of retardation.
16. You get more pissed at fellow forumites than fmaily or co workers.
17. You've met other forumties IRL, and FAIL at refering to them by, or remembering, their real names.
Quote from: Richter on April 07, 2009, 03:36:31 PM
17. You've met other forumties IRL, and FAIL at refering to them by, or remembering, their real names.
:lulz:
On our way back from WA to Maine, driving across Nebraska:
ECHGF: So who is this guy we're stopping to hang out with in Omaha?
ECH: My buddy Paul. He's good shit. Always shows me a good time when I pass through.
ECHGF: yeah, but who IS he?
ECH: Oh. yeah. He's 18 Buddha Strike.
18. You stay awake late at night thinking about what you should have typed.
Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on April 07, 2009, 04:34:48 PM
18. You stay awake late at night thinking about what you should have typed.
Oh gawd, yes.
19. You post so late at night that you need to increase the font size so you can actually read the screen.
20a. "SHITFUCKDAMN" is both a hillarious curse AND the best thread in existence.
20b. You've actually made literary alusions to said thread in conversation.
20c. Someone GOT said alusion.
21. All you ever talk about IRL is PD shit. (im so guilty of this :lol:)
22. When talking IRL, you wish you had a collection of smileys to express how you feel about something said by others.
23. You notice 23s, while at the same time making fun of people who notice 23s.
24. You feel lost and lonely without the :lulz: smiley.
EDIT: Should I have left it with two 23's? :lol:
25. When you meet another Discordian in real life, your immediate reaction is a vague revulsion.
26. When you meet another Discordian in real life, your immediate reaction is a vague titillation.
27. When you meet another discordian in real life and they find out you're a PD-er, they stop talking to you and get off the bus even though it's not their stop.
Quote from: Dirtytime on April 07, 2009, 05:48:51 PM
27. When you meet another discordian in real life and they find out you're a PD-er, they stop talking to you and get off the bus even though it's not their stop. still moving.
28. You constantly talk about people you'd be better off simply ignoring.
29. You see something during the day and think of how you'd post it here.
30. You go to post it, think it's stupid, and delete it.
Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on April 07, 2009, 04:55:09 PM
24. You feel lost and lonely without the :lulz: smiley.
EDIT: Should I have left it with two 23's? :lol:
I have actually begged a forum admin to add :lol: and :argh!: smileys.
31. You have to remind yourself not to escalate polite discussions into arguments. It is difficult to resist.
32. You know obscure facts about people you've never physically met, but regularly forget family members' birthdays.
Quote from: Dirtytime on April 07, 2009, 03:48:11 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 07, 2009, 03:36:31 PM
17. You've met other forumties IRL, and FAIL at refering to them by, or remembering, their real names.
:lulz:
On our way back from WA to Maine, driving across Nebraska:
ECHGF: So who is this guy we're stopping to hang out with in Omaha?
ECH: My buddy Paul. He's good shit. Always shows me a good time when I pass through.
ECHGF: yeah, but who IS he?
ECH: Oh. yeah. He's 18 Buddha Strike.
I AM SUMMONED BY LULZ
18. I posted in this thread.
Quote from: LMNO on April 07, 2009, 04:54:37 PM
23. You notice 23s, while at the same time making fun of people who notice 23s.
5. IN FACT, there should be five twenty threes, and at least over one hundred fives.
Instead of doing that report for financing, you spend time thinking of witty things to add to the "Signs that you spend too much time at PD" thread.
33. you think people talking to men named Fred are talking to you :sad:
34. Your political affiliation is to the Noodle Party
35. You make an off-handed remark about black men raping someone, and people don't find it all that funny. :|
36. when you put up something like this on your bedroom door,
(http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/6624/61p2ng21glsl500aa280.jpg) (http://img210.imageshack.us/my.php?image=61p2ng21glsl500aa280.jpg)
because your roommates were getting on your last good nerve.
37. you know both of the cool people in Canada.
38. You're genuinely shocked when you mention "ANAL?", and people take serious offense.
Quote from: Yάttᶿ on April 07, 2009, 09:09:12 PM
36. when you put up a copy of some pledge product on your bedroom door, because your roommates were getting on your last good nerve.
:lulz:
they may not have appreciated it, but I sure thought it was funny.
39. You realize 1,4,10,12,17,20,21,31, 35, and 38 all happened to you last weekend.
Quote from: Fred Noodle on April 07, 2009, 08:46:01 PM
33. you think people talking to men named Fred are talking to you :sad:
You get confused when people use the word "badge" but aren't talking about you.
oh jeez, yeah. I get that with the word Cram all the time.
CRAM A PENNY IN THERE
your mother thinks you went to college with an internet person cause you talk to her online so much...HAI EVE :D
Quote from: Cramulus on April 07, 2009, 10:45:41 PM
oh jeez, yeah. I get that with the word Cram all the time.
CRAM A PENNY IN THERE
Still think of you when I play Fallout and see a box of Cram.
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 07, 2009, 03:18:01 PM
10. You think of people you like as "glorious faggots".
When you call your filthy assistant at work "glorious faggot".
And then wonder why he gets mad.
43) Its half past one in the morning and dispite not having slept in 36 hours you keep saying "just one more thread"
44. You read this entire thread, looking for the funny, and, having found no funny, are only disappointed in yourself for trying.
Quote from: the other anonymous on April 08, 2009, 03:23:07 AM
44. You read this entire thread, looking for the funny, and, having found no funny, are only disappointed in yourself for trying.
Well, that was a pointless insult at a large segment of the board. Congratulations, you're Simon Cowell.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2009, 03:36:08 AM
Quote from: the other anonymous on April 08, 2009, 03:23:07 AM
44. You read this entire thread, looking for the funny, and, having found no funny, are only disappointed in yourself for trying.
Well, that was a pointless insult at a large segment of the board. Congratulations, you're Simon Cowell.
he wears the same ugly t-shirts every day ?!?!?!? :eek: O TEH HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2009, 03:36:08 AM
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44. You read this entire thread, looking for the funny, and, having found no funny, are only disappointed in yourself for trying.
Well, that was a pointless insult at a large segment of the board. Congratulations, you're Simon Cowell.
Insult? I was attempting humor.
45. You can no longer tell the difference.
Quote from: the other anonymous on April 08, 2009, 04:07:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2009, 03:36:08 AM
Quote from: the other anonymous on April 08, 2009, 03:23:07 AM
44. You read this entire thread, looking for the funny, and, having found no funny, are only disappointed in yourself for trying.
Well, that was a pointless insult at a large segment of the board. Congratulations, you're Simon Cowell.
Insult? I was attempting humor.
45. You can no longer tell the difference.
And I was being a grumpy fuckbag.
It's PD tradition.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2009, 04:16:18 AM
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2009, 03:36:08 AM
Quote from: the other anonymous on April 08, 2009, 03:23:07 AM
44. You read this entire thread, looking for the funny, and, having found no funny, are only disappointed in yourself for trying.
Well, that was a pointless insult at a large segment of the board. Congratulations, you're Simon Cowell.
Insult? I was attempting humor.
45. You can no longer tell the difference.
And I was being a grumpy fuckbag.
It's PD tradition.
46. You are familiar with all PD tradition.
Quote from: the other anonymous on April 08, 2009, 04:31:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2009, 04:16:18 AM
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2009, 03:36:08 AM
Quote from: the other anonymous on April 08, 2009, 03:23:07 AM
44. You read this entire thread, looking for the funny, and, having found no funny, are only disappointed in yourself for trying.
Well, that was a pointless insult at a large segment of the board. Congratulations, you're Simon Cowell.
Insult? I was attempting humor.
45. You can no longer tell the difference.
And I was being a grumpy fuckbag.
It's PD tradition.
46. You are familiar with all PD tradition.
Point.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2009, 04:35:25 AM
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Quote from: the other anonymous on April 08, 2009, 03:23:07 AM
44. You read this entire thread, looking for the funny, and, having found no funny, are only disappointed in yourself for trying.
Well, that was a pointless insult at a large segment of the board. Congratulations, you're Simon Cowell.
Insult? I was attempting humor.
45. You can no longer tell the difference.
And I was being a grumpy fuckbag.
It's PD tradition.
46. You are familiar with all PD tradition.
Point.
47. The most exciting thing that's happened to you in months is having an argument with TGRR. ;)
Quote from: the other anonymous on April 08, 2009, 04:38:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2009, 04:35:25 AM
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2009, 03:36:08 AM
Quote from: the other anonymous on April 08, 2009, 03:23:07 AM
44. You read this entire thread, looking for the funny, and, having found no funny, are only disappointed in yourself for trying.
Well, that was a pointless insult at a large segment of the board. Congratulations, you're Simon Cowell.
Insult? I was attempting humor.
45. You can no longer tell the difference.
And I was being a grumpy fuckbag.
It's PD tradition.
46. You are familiar with all PD tradition.
Point.
47. The most exciting thing that's happened to you in months is having an argument with TGRR. ;)
48. Number 47 is made all the more hideous by the knowledge that things will become both more horrible yet
less exciting over the next few years.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2009, 04:39:47 AM
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2009, 04:35:25 AM
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44. You read this entire thread, looking for the funny, and, having found no funny, are only disappointed in yourself for trying.
Well, that was a pointless insult at a large segment of the board. Congratulations, you're Simon Cowell.
Insult? I was attempting humor.
45. You can no longer tell the difference.
And I was being a grumpy fuckbag.
It's PD tradition.
46. You are familiar with all PD tradition.
Point.
47. The most exciting thing that's happened to you in months is having an argument with TGRR. ;)
48. Number 47 is made all the more hideous by the knowledge that things will become both more horrible yet less exciting over the next few years.
49. You understand the need for the :horrormirth: icon.
50: Horrormirth is now a part of your regular vocabulary.
51. you tell your mother she will "shit bricks" wen she sees something and get a blank stare in response
52. you wish you could actually make this face :kingmeh:
You keep wondering why other people don't know what spag means.
You have tried to explain to someone why its awesome that their last name is Salazar.
53. You try to give someone :mittens: at another forum and realize a) they don't have a mittens smilie b) no one else would understand if you could give them mittens.
You forget the Fred and Nigel are theoretically boys names.
54. You realize you have more internet friends than you do IRL friends
55. you realize almost everything, or everything in this thread applies to you :x
When you realize you left your bike outside, you laugh
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 08, 2009, 06:42:10 AM
53. You try to give someone :mittens: at another forum and realize a) they don't have a mittens smilie b) no one else would understand if you could give them mittens.
53b) you imagelink them the mittens anyway then point blank refuse to explain your actions
Quote from: Cain on April 08, 2009, 10:08:05 AM
When you realize you left your bike outside, you laugh
You long since gave up on getting every in joke.
You tell someone to kill themselves and fuck the body and they make a weird little face like they are choking on their own eyeballs.
You vaguely remember making the same face a long long time ago
812: In a list thread, you don't bother reading the previous posts and wind up posting something that was already done two pages ago.
453: You understand why this (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=20455.msg689549#msg689549) is funny.
Quote from: LMNO on April 08, 2009, 01:05:16 PM
812: In a list thread, you don't bother reading the previous posts and wind up posting something that was already done two pages ago.
Oh, I fear that often.
246.5: You try to give "mittens" to people on other forums, and they react with confusion tinged with a bit of fear.
Quote from: Jenne on April 08, 2009, 02:19:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 08, 2009, 01:05:16 PM
812: In a list thread, you don't bother reading the previous posts and wind up posting something that was already done two pages ago.
Oh, I fear that often.
246.5: You try to give "mittens" to people on other forums, and they react with confusion tinged with a bit of fear.
:mittens:
Does anyone else think that this has the makings of another PDF?
Oh, wait, Cram posted it. He prolly already thought of that.
55 (?) You get bored on a Sunday afternoon when not many people are posting, and have forgotten about other places on the interwebs to hang out.
56. You have pondered the best way to reformat a forum thread into a readable PDF
bds: be my guest :-P
It probably could do with a few more posts before PDFing, but I'm quite happy to do that, if I'm not stepping on everyone else's toes?
57. You actively take the lead in PD projects.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 08, 2009, 06:42:10 AM
53. You try to give someone :mittens: at another forum and realize a) they don't have a mittens smilie b) no one else would understand if you could give them mittens.
53b. You do the same, but in meatspace.
58. You used to hate puns.
60 You think 1+1=3
61. You used to like puns.
62 you never used to scream "OMGZ U R TEH SUCK KYSFTB!!!" when people made puns
63. "Pass me the potatoes OR KILL ME!!!!"
64. You actually typed out what you wanted to say, now you have to watch ending work emails with KTHNXBAI or answering with TITCM!
65. You troll everyone and you can't stop.
65b. You see no problem with this arrangement.
66. When you are talking to a dipshit at work you aren't really listening and instead are visualizing this guy: :sotw:
67. You start screaming at televised news and realize you sound like Cain or Roger.
66. You start covertly mindfucking the people you live with.
65. They don't know you did it.
68. you have DREAMS about pd.com members
69. You flounce because your feelings were hurt, but come back because you just CAN'T FUCKING STAY AWAY.
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2009, 02:03:59 AM
69. You flounce because your feelings were hurt, but come back because you just CAN'T FUCKING STAY AWAY.
I feel ya. :lulz:
TGRR,
Has been flouncing since 2004.
70. For fractions of a second, your face twitches into an angry expression.
Quote from: NeT@uNGr0t on April 09, 2009, 02:05:36 AM
70. For fractions of a second For the rest of your life, your face twitches into an angry expression.
Fixed.
Quote from: Fred Noodle on April 09, 2009, 12:28:00 AM
68. you have DREAMS about pd.com members
ALL THE FUCKING TIME
but also with EB&G people since I go there too. :x
71. It boggles your mind that some people don't find the phrase "Or Kill Me!" funny.
72. Your proverbial skin has grown so thick that no single insult is enough to get your goat anymore. It can literally take days of shit for someone to get to you.
73. Introducing people you know IRL to the forum is potentially a very serious life decision, and you spend a lot of time weighing the pros and cons of doing so.
73b. When you fail at this, you get thoroughly pissed off at the world and everything on it. :argh!:
74 You know the history of the forum, even though you've only been around for a year or two.
75 somedays you actually attempt to get fired from your job
76. Thanks to the PD New England Cabal (and watching Fringe) you are fairly confident you know your way around the Greater Boston area...and you've never been to north America.
wtf is Fringe?
J.J. Abrams' X-Files knockoff. Fox are trying to kill it, by fucking with the schedule as much as possible, but it still seems to be going strong.
77. You just told your boss that you want to start a pention...
78. You're honestly depressed when no one catches Zardoz references.
Quote from: Richter on April 09, 2009, 01:18:31 PM
78. You're honestly depressed when no one catches Zardoz references.
:x
Story of my life.
Quote from: Cain on April 09, 2009, 12:34:21 PM
J.J. Abrams' X-Files knockoff. Fox are trying to kill it, by fucking with the schedule as much as possible, but it still seems to be going strong.
It's a pretty decent show--and it's a little less "ooh, lil green men"-ish than X-Files, but it certainly gets the consipiracy theorist/tinfoil hat juices flowing.
Quote from: Jenne on April 09, 2009, 02:35:55 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 09, 2009, 12:34:21 PM
J.J. Abrams' X-Files knockoff. Fox are trying to kill it, by fucking with the schedule as much as possible, but it still seems to be going strong.
It's a pretty decent show--and it's a little less "ooh, lil green men"-ish than X-Files, but it certainly gets the consipiracy theorist/tinfoil hat juices flowing.
I'm pretty sure he stole the mytharc plot element directly from me and Cram as well, when we were brainstorming the Aporia ARG.
#79 You realize that 30% or more of your posts were made while drunk/getting there
#79b you realize you should stop reading all the threads because the scrolling is making you nauseous
#79c what was I posting about anyway?
80 you toss a coin before getting in the middle of arguments
81) you go to incredible lengths for a joke and by the time you're done, it isn't funny anymore
82) You're pretty sure you now scare the shit out of most people, you're not really sure why.
82b) You're pretty sure you scare the shit out of most people, and you like it.
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on April 10, 2009, 06:59:44 AM
82) You're pretty sure you now scare the shit out of mosbunall people, you're not really sure why.
83: You have abandoned all hope.
84. ANAL?
84b lube?
84c. You knowingly read the same stupid jokes a thousand times.
85. When Payne is around, you eagerly wait for him to die again. When he dies, you eagerly wait for his resurrection.
86 You have sex dreams about PD.com members.
I don't know if the person in question can kiss that well in real life, but if they can, then hot damn....
Yes, yes, I can.
Sadly, I am almost depressingly hetrosexual, even in my dreams.
Except in dress sense, in another part of that dream I was pimped out, yo.
Quote from: Cainad on April 10, 2009, 10:41:26 PM
85. When Payne is around, you eagerly wait for him to die again. When he dies, you eagerly wait for his resurrection.
That's a spiritual thing. Not a sign that you spend too much time on PD.
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2009, 01:39:33 PM
in another part of that dream I was pimped out, yo.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/cainpmpn.png)
Synchonicity or design?
8)
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2009, 12:01:05 PM
86 You have sex dreams about PD.com members.
I don't know if the person in question can kiss that well in real life, but if they can, then hot damn....
I've heard Eldora is a terrible kisser.
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/fnordiscordia/GodDamnyShesNasty2.jpg)
87: You have had terrifying nightmares about the above.
Eldora doesn't count as female. She's a protected environment.
Century Forest?
Grand National Park.
The La Brea Tar Pits (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Brea_Tar_Pits)
At least The The Tar Tar Pits are useful for something. What has Eldora ever done?
99. You know who Eldora is and why it is so frightening.
100. One second is too much time, but 1000 days isn't enough.
101. You're still here.
102: You know people who've left for months / years, and you've sen them come back.
103: You ARE one of the folk who left for months / years, and then come back.
Quote from: Richter on April 14, 2009, 06:30:05 PM
102: You know people who've left for months / years, and you've sen them come back.
103: You ARE one of the folk who left for months / years, and then come back.
WHAT, YOU SAYIN' SOMETHING? :argh!:
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on April 14, 2009, 06:31:40 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 14, 2009, 06:30:05 PM
102: You know people who've left for months / years, and you've sen them come back.
103: You ARE one of the folk who left for months / years, and then come back.
WHAT, YOU SAYIN' SOMETHING? :argh!:
YUO HEARD ME.
:hashishim:
Quote from: Richter on April 14, 2009, 06:34:04 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on April 14, 2009, 06:31:40 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 14, 2009, 06:30:05 PM
102: You know people who've left for months / years, and you've sen them come back.
103: You ARE one of the folk who left for months / years, and then come back.
WHAT, YOU SAYIN' SOMETHING? :argh!:
YUO HEARD ME.
:hashishim:
WHY DON'T YOU GO WEAR A HAT OR SOMETHING, SPAG
DID SOMEONE MENTION HATS?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/NewHat.jpg)
104. you have read all 104 signs as they were posted and have viewed this thread 104+ times now ...
Now that is one dapper piece of haberdashery.
Downright swanky, I dare say.
Oh yes, and...
105. You don't bother reading the whole thread, but just go ahead and jack it.
106: You get absolutely TOLD in an arguement, but still :lulz:
107: Nice hat. (You reference TV tropes at the drop of a hat.)
108: You start to compensate your posting style to accommodate every single person needing to have their say and jacking the thread when they do it. It's now completely normal.
Quote from: Payne on April 14, 2009, 06:58:40 PM
108: You start to compensate your posting style to accommodate every single person needing to have their say and jacking the thread when they do it. It's now completely normal.
Sounds more like a sign that you've gotten too soft. :lulz:
109: You actually read what people post in the "what are you listening to" thread.
Quote from: LMNO on April 14, 2009, 07:02:17 PM
109: You actually read what people post in the "what are you listening to" thread.
the real cause of peoples eyes turning black and bleeding, often erroneously attributed to zalgo
110 you think someone elses thread is a perfect spot for your trip down memory lane
Quote from: Yάttᶿ on April 14, 2009, 08:10:14 PM
110 you think someone elses thread is a perfect spot for your trip down memory lane
Oh man, I totally remember the time I did that...
111-You're amazed at how productive you are at work when you are working on the work you always were supposed to be working on.
Not on hiatus anymore?
Good to see you back, RWHN.
112- You refer back to people on PD in 3D conversations as "experts in the field". And then remember the way LMNO emphasised those words in "The Revolution".
Quote from: Payne on April 15, 2009, 12:45:49 AM
Not on hiatus anymore?
Good to see you back, RWHN.
Well, actually, still kinda am. But I just thought I'd pop in and see what was happening. My crazy workload should subside after Friday. I figure I'll be a regular again by Tuesday.
113. You can't ever look at goats the same way again.
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2009, 12:01:05 PM
86 You have sex dreams about PD.com members.
I don't know if the person in question can kiss that well in real life, but if they can, then hot damn....
On a related note... Nigel, please stop beating me up in my dreams, or at least try to be more sexual about it when you do.
Thanks.
I really gotta start remembering to take off my nicotine patch before going to bed.
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2009, 12:01:05 PM
86 You have sex dreams about PD.com members.
I don't know if the person in question can kiss that well in real life, but if they can, then hot damn....
also ATTN DREAMS: I ARE NOT LESBIAN. LESS WOMAN SEX IN MY DREAMS :argh!:
100X++you lurk on your phone, even when both of your home computers are logged in, while you're away. :x
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on April 15, 2009, 06:28:13 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2009, 12:01:05 PM
86 You have sex dreams about PD.com members.
I don't know if the person in question can kiss that well in real life, but if they can, then hot damn....
On a related note... Nigel, please stop beating me up in my dreams, or at least try to be more sexual about it when you do.
Thanks.
I really gotta start remembering to take off my nicotine patch before going to bed.
:oops:
Quote from: Fred Noodle on April 15, 2009, 06:49:35 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2009, 12:01:05 PM
86 You have sex dreams about PD.com members.
I don't know if the person in question can kiss that well in real life, but if they can, then hot damn....
also ATTN DREAMS: I ARE NOT LESBIAN. LESS WOMAN SEX IN MY DREAMS :argh!:
To both of you...
:fap:
(Sometimes emoticons are all you need)
Quote from: Fred Noodle on April 15, 2009, 06:49:35 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2009, 12:01:05 PM
86 You have sex dreams about PD.com members.
I don't know if the person in question can kiss that well in real life, but if they can, then hot damn....
also ATTN DREAMS: I ARE NOT LESBIAN. LESS WOMAN SEX IN MY DREAMS :argh!:
Eve is turning you gay!
DREAM PICS OR GTFO.
114: You wish other forumites had "printscreen" buttons for their brains.
115: When your wife serves Chicken and Rice (again), you shout, "Cock and Repost!"
Okay, this one has been affecting me for a long time now:
116: When scanning through Recent Unread Topics, you see the little icon indicating that you've posted in that thread, and you think to yourself, "Wait, why the hell would I post in that thread? It has nothing to do with me; I don't even recall it being that interesting."
116a: Your post was just a lulz smiley or something dumb like that.
117. When you're formulating a good idea, you visualize how you'd explain it to the forum.
118. "Big News", to you, is something that deserves its own thread
119. You are surprised that your parents don't know what "GASMGASM" is.
120. You occasionally refer to things as being "made of mittens and win" on public venues like facebook and english class.
Quote from: Richter on April 15, 2009, 01:01:12 PM
114: You wish other forumites had "printscreen" buttons for their brains.
114b: You are incredibly thankful certain forumites don't.
121. this stupid thread reminds you how much you miss PD, and inspires you to bump it needlessly just to say so.
(oops, I fucked up the number.)
116. It's your goddamn homepage and your roommates think you have some sort of unhealthy addiction.
117. Your biggest pet peeve is that Cram's avatar no longer depicts the Prime Minister of Japan, despite the label, and you feel the strange inclination to mention this in smalltalk to classmates and total strangers, as though it should be a conversation starter.
218: You stay up until 4:30 in the morning reading pages of shit like this.
219. You don't know how to casually refer to the userbase without using the word 'spag/s/'.
Quote from: Suu on July 10, 2009, 04:15:06 AM
116. It's your goddamn homepage and your roommates think you have some sort of unhealthy addiction.
116a) They're right.
People on other forums have actually stopped asking you what 'spag' means.
Quote from: Enki-][ on July 10, 2009, 04:18:56 AM
117. Your biggest pet peeve is that Cram's avatar no longer depicts the Prime Minister of Japan, despite the label, and you feel the strange inclination to mention this in smalltalk to classmates and total strangers, as though it should be a conversation starter.
wait wait wait, Cain told me that Bono, and the old dude from the Black Hole Sun video ARE the Prime Minister of Japan
aw man! I don't know
nothin about international relations. :oops:
Cram is always the Prime Minister of Japan, no matter what form he chooses for his earthly avatars.
120: You separate your life into Before PD (BPD) and Anno PD (APD) portions.
Quote from: Telarus on July 10, 2009, 09:56:08 AM
219. You don't know how to casually refer to the userbase without using the word 'spag/s/'.
219a: You use spag as a normal part of your everyday vocabulary.
220: Half of your cellphone pictures were taken becuase people on PD would find them funny.
Quote from: Suu on July 10, 2009, 03:00:10 PM
Quote from: Telarus on July 10, 2009, 09:56:08 AM
219. You don't know how to casually refer to the userbase without using the word 'spag/s/'.
219a: You use spag as a normal part of your everyday vocabulary.
219b: Your parents, friends, coworkers, and professors no longer need to ask you what you mean when you say things like 'those spags over in marketing'.
221: Your child covers the hettiOs part of his SpaghettiOs can with paper. So he can have himself a nice bowl of Spag.
Quote from: Squid on July 11, 2009, 05:32:43 AM
221: Your child covers the hettiOs part of his SpaghettiOs can with paper. So he can have himself a nice bowl of Spag.
This made me LOL
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 07, 2009, 03:14:16 PM
You make an OKCupid account so you can troll horny morons, only you end up getting nothing but messages from people who say things like "OMG, you really run PD.com? Who are you over there? Are you Roger?"
:lulz:
Missed that.
I was startled by the fact some of these can apply to me. I haven't even been here that long. O.o
Whoa, it's been almost 152 days for me.
Well, here's to 152 more!
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 13, 2011, 09:26:54 PM
I was startled by the fact some of these can apply to me. I haven't even been here that long. O.o
Same, here...
Quote from: Cramulus on April 13, 2009, 02:57:51 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2009, 01:39:33 PM
in another part of that dream I was pimped out, yo.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/cainpmpn.png)
:lulz:
:lulz: Whoa, I missed that :D
222. You check your Unread Posts before you check your email or Facebook.
223 you wreck yourself before you check yourself
224 You've been here long enough to know why PMing The Mgt is a bad idea... But do it anyway.
225 You have an erotic (to some) collection of Too Hawt For Spagbook pics of famous PDers
226 Your ":" "L" "U" and "Z" keys are worn completely away.
Quote from: Payne on June 14, 2011, 08:21:16 PM
225 You have an erotic (to some) collection of Too Hawt For Spagbook pics of famous PDers
:argh!:
Quote from: Eve on June 14, 2011, 08:29:04 PM
Quote from: Payne on June 14, 2011, 08:21:16 PM
225 You have an erotic (to some) collection of Too Hawt For Spagbook pics of famous PDers
:argh!: :1fap:
fixt
227: What others call a Port-a-Potty, you now refer to as a Jenkem Manufacturing Facility.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 14, 2011, 08:39:01 PM
227: What others call a Port-a-Potty, you now refer to as a Jenkem Manufacturing Facility.
:spittake:
228: More than one of your quotes has been put on the Newsfeed, and have created at least one emoticon. :kingmeh::1fap:
229 - hork, barf, spit (unintelligable) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!