Unlimited WTF TEXAS thread

[Doktor Howl]

I mean, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK! People are all worked up about "Sharia Law" coming and legalizing honor killings.

How the FUCK is this any better?

Because we did it, not them.  That's how.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I mean, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK! People are all worked up about "Sharia Law" coming and legalizing honor killings.

How the FUCK is this any better?

Because we did it, not them.  That's how.

Yep. "White".

[Doktor Howl]

Remember how West, Texas didn't want any federal help?  Remember how Rick Perry said they didn't need big government's assistance?

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/06/12/18921111-fema-denies-more-aid-to-texas-town-devastated-by-fertilizer-plant-explosion?lite

Well, they aren't getting it, and now they're all whining.

In a statement on Wednesday afternoon, FEMA spokesman Dan Watson said the agency had provided over $7 million in federal funds directly to families affected by the disaster, as well as emergency housing assistance and funds to help the state remove debris.

The town of about 2,800 people had asked for a total of about $57 million for work that included road repairs and included $40 million to rebuild a school flattened in the explosion, the AP reported.

"We don't have the money to go out and borrow the money. We don't have the means to pay that note back," West Mayor Tommy Muska told the AP. "There's got to be some public assistance."

[Ben Shapiro]

Remember how West, Texas didn't want any federal help?  Remember how Rick Perry said they didn't need big government's assistance?

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/06/12/18921111-fema-denies-more-aid-to-texas-town-devastated-by-fertilizer-plant-explosion?lite

Well, they aren't getting it, and now they're all whining.

In a statement on Wednesday afternoon, FEMA spokesman Dan Watson said the agency had provided over $7 million in federal funds directly to families affected by the disaster, as well as emergency housing assistance and funds to help the state remove debris.

The town of about 2,800 people had asked for a total of about $57 million for work that included road repairs and included $40 million to rebuild a school flattened in the explosion, the AP reported.

“We don’t have the money to go out and borrow the money. We don’t have the means to pay that note back,” West Mayor Tommy Muska told the AP. “There’s got to be some public assistance.”

[Doktor Howl]

Have they tried calling Derrick Broze?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Have they tried calling Derrick Broze?

Maybe he can teach them how to grow cucumbers.

[Ben Shapiro]

He's too busy investigating the Boston Massacre.

[Doktor Howl]

He's too busy investigating the Boston Massacre.

Oh, yes, of course.  And I imagine he's still busy trying to chase down Henry "Mad Dog" Kissinger.   

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

https://www.aclu.org/secure/drug-problem?etname=Alert+06132013+selective+e&etjid=897699

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

https://www.aclu.org/secure/drug-problem?etname=Alert+06132013+selective+e&etjid=897699

It's REALLY too bad that survey is so poorly executed.

[Left]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2321731/Deadly-giant-snails-slime-way-Houston-Texas-kill-spreading-meningitis.html

Glad I know they can carry meningitis...ruins my idea of keeping some in an aquarium...
Or I could just get a meningitis shot.

...Because I find giant crawly things just THAT overwhelmingly cool...

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

https://www.aclu.org/secure/drug-problem?etname=Alert+06132013+selective+e&etjid=897699

It's REALLY too bad that survey is so poorly executed.

Yeah. ACLU is like an elderly dog with about three teeth.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

https://www.aclu.org/secure/drug-problem?etname=Alert+06132013+selective+e&etjid=897699

It's REALLY too bad that survey is so poorly executed.

Yeah. ACLU is like an elderly dog with about three teeth.

Which is unfortunate, as we badly need an effective version of them.

[Doktor Howl]

https://www.aclu.org/secure/drug-problem?etname=Alert+06132013+selective+e&etjid=897699

It's REALLY too bad that survey is so poorly executed.

Yeah. ACLU is like an elderly dog with about three teeth.

Joe Sixpack - who needs the ACLU as much as anyone else - wouldn't have it any other way.

Imagine:  An organization that supports all constitutional rights, has been successfully neutered in the eyes of the people who need it, by plastic teevee/radio demagogues and "think with your gut" politicians.

[AFK]

https://www.aclu.org/secure/drug-problem?etname=Alert+06132013+selective+e&etjid=897699

It's REALLY too bad that survey is so poorly executed.

It looks to be more of a quiz than a survey.  And you don't even need to really do the quiz to get the point they are making.  Which is clearly that Texas needs to do a better job of arresting the white pot smokers.