Christmas music isn't always bad. Just 99% of the modern stuff is shit.
Like "Remember O Thou Man," about why you should be glad of Jesus, because you're going to hell, you asshole.
Remember Adam's fall,
O thou Man, O thou Man,
Remember Adam's fall
From Heaven to Hell.
Remember Adam's fall,
How we were condemned all
To Hell perpetual,
There for to dwell.
Or "Gloucestershire Wassail," a song about drinking to.. well, everything the carolers can get drunk to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q-yxeow7Xw
Proper Christmas music, yes?
Like "Remember O Thou Man," about why you should be glad of Jesus, because you're going to hell, you asshole.
Remember Adam's fall,
O thou Man, O thou Man,
Remember Adam's fall
From Heaven to Hell.
Remember Adam's fall,
How we were condemned all
To Hell perpetual,
There for to dwell.
Or "Gloucestershire Wassail," a song about drinking to.. well, everything the carolers can get drunk to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q-yxeow7Xw
Proper Christmas music, yes?