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Zombie outbreak speads to Maryland

Started by Cain, May 31, 2012, 10:14:16 PM

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Cain

May 31, 2012, 10:14:16 PM
Just days after the Florida "face-eating" incident, we have this...

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2012/05/31/man-denied-bail-after-dismembered-body-parts-found-in-home/

QuoteA Morgan State University student who lived in the same home as a missing Joppatowne man now feared dead was charged with first-degree murder after parts of a human body were found inside the house and in a nearby dumpster. Now the suspect has admitted to eating portions of the man's body parts, including his heart and brain.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1
May 31, 2012, 11:21:41 PM
"Kujoe's not hungry no more..."  :x
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Elder Iptuous

#2
May 31, 2012, 11:52:52 PM
jeez.
doesn't that guy know he can get prions eating brains?!
it could make him sick in the head if he does that too much...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
June 01, 2012, 12:15:15 AM
Christ. As if that wasn't enough, I was just reading about that one Canadian freak who videotaped himself killing cats and is now wanted for killing a guy and mailing his foot to Ontario.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Faust

#4
June 01, 2012, 12:16:51 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 01, 2012, 12:15:15 AM
Christ. As if that wasn't enough, I was just reading about that one Canadian freak who videotaped himself killing cats and is now wanted for killing a guy and mailing his foot to Ontario.

check out or kill me for a surprise.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Luna

#5
June 01, 2012, 01:56:38 AM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#6
June 01, 2012, 02:10:52 AM
Looks like we have a trend.  :x
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Don Coyote

#7
June 01, 2012, 02:11:15 AM
Quote from: Faust on June 01, 2012, 12:16:51 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 01, 2012, 12:15:15 AM
Christ. As if that wasn't enough, I was just reading about that one Canadian freak who videotaped himself killing cats and is now wanted for killing a guy and mailing his foot to Ontario.

check out or kill me for a surprise.

:horrormirth:

The Johnny

#8
June 01, 2012, 02:57:57 AM

Yes, its like the zombie apocalypse, just without the undeads part, how tripe.  :evilmad:
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Luna

#9
June 01, 2012, 03:05:45 AM
Fuck it.

If the zombies start with THESE two, bring 'em on.

http://www.break.com/pranks/girls-steal-from-girl-scout-for-fun-2331663
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#10
June 01, 2012, 03:18:43 AM
Quote from: Luna on June 01, 2012, 03:05:45 AM
Fuck it.

If the zombies start with THESE two, bring 'em on.

http://www.break.com/pranks/girls-steal-from-girl-scout-for-fun-2331663

:x :x :x

Send 'em to dog fisting lady's house when they're finished.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
June 01, 2012, 04:17:55 AM
Quote from: Luna on June 01, 2012, 03:05:45 AM
Fuck it.

If the zombies start with THESE two, bring 'em on.

http://www.break.com/pranks/girls-steal-from-girl-scout-for-fun-2331663

The good news is that those two will... oh wait. I was going to say end up crapping out a bunch of brats just like them, and then realized that's not good news.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#12
June 01, 2012, 12:49:39 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on June 01, 2012, 02:57:57 AM

Yes, its like the zombie apocalypse, just without the undeads part, how tripe.  :evilmad:

That is a offal pun.  :lulz:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

The Johnny

#14
June 01, 2012, 05:39:36 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on June 01, 2012, 12:49:39 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on June 01, 2012, 02:57:57 AM

Yes, its like the zombie apocalypse, just without the undeads part, how tripe.  :evilmad:

That is a offal pun.  :lulz:

I hate puns, that was done by mistake  :fnord: (the joys of not being english-native speakr)
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner
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