Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 24, 2014, 04:44:51 PM

Title: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 24, 2014, 04:44:51 PM
Blessed are the Terrible, for they are capable of good on a scale that those who are confident in their own virtue may never achieve.

Blessed are the Troublemakers, for they will get shit done.

Blessed are those with a Good Left Hook.
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 24, 2014, 04:48:32 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 24, 2014, 04:44:51 PM
Blessed are the Terrible, for they are capable of good on a scale that those who are confident in their own virtue may never achieve.

Blessed are the Troublemakers, for they will get shit done.

Blessed are those with a Good Left Hook.

Blessed are those that will kill a motherfucker.  Because sometimes a motherfucker needs a kick in the nads.
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 24, 2014, 04:49:46 PM
Blessed are the Malcontents, for they will not be swayed by your excuses and misdirection.
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Salty on October 24, 2014, 05:12:06 PM
Blessed are the Cranky, for, lo, their sentiments are genuine and their platitudes are few.
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: EK WAFFLR on October 24, 2014, 06:42:47 PM
Blessed are the Aggressive, for oftentimes people deserve a good curb stomp.
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 24, 2014, 06:48:23 PM
Blessed are the trolls, for people need that shit.
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: LMNO on October 24, 2014, 06:52:45 PM
Blessed are the Rockers, for they remember Saturday Night.
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 24, 2014, 07:06:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 24, 2014, 06:52:45 PM
Blessed are the Rockers, for they remember Saturday Night.

:mittens:
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 24, 2014, 09:56:32 PM
Blessed are the Hand Washers, for they will not give you Ebola.
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 25, 2014, 03:35:40 PM
Blessed are the Lazy, for someone else will do it for them.

Blessed are the Loud, for they are the only ones who will be heard.

Blessed are the Crazy Bitches
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on October 26, 2014, 07:01:15 AM
Blessed are the Atheists, for they sneeze the loudest.
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: EK WAFFLR on October 26, 2014, 09:22:04 AM
Blessed are the punks, for they know how to Fuck Shit Up.
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 27, 2014, 11:12:31 PM
Blessed are the Flighty because -- hey, look, bikes!
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on October 28, 2014, 10:49:41 AM
Blessed are the wrathful, for they mean business
Blessed are the lustful, for they keep our race from dying out
Blessed are the greedy, without them we'd be drowning in surplus
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Junkenstein on October 30, 2014, 08:23:08 AM
Blessed be those who be swift of knee

Blessed be those who plan ahead with snooker ball and sock.

Blessed be the Militarized police for daily teaching us the Golden rule - Thou shall not get caught.

Blessed be the Justice system, for it shall sue you if it fucking isn't.

Blessed be child labourers for they provide thy material possessions.

Blessed be the prison system for it still makes a decent ROI.

Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 02, 2018, 12:08:46 AM
Blessed are the Crazy, for their understanding of the human condition and their own selves is beyond the reach of the sane.

Blessed are the Hypocrites, for the internally consistent are not equipped to handle a reality filled with imperfect solutions and enemies of enemies.

Blessed are the Imperfect, Blessed are the Messy

Blessed are those who have an inflexible belief in what does and does not constitute a sandwich, and a flexible concept of reality

Blessed are the Stubborn
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 09, 2018, 02:16:00 AM
Blessed are the hateful bastards, for they have a sense of focus.

Blessed are those who get their grip back, because because.

Blessed are the paranoiacs, for they are paying attention.

Blessed are Daft Punk, for they are harder, better, stronger, faster.

Cursed are they who button their uniforms too tightly, for they have forgotten Saturday Night™ in a universe that doesn't care.

CURSED are they who fear, for they cannot rant their guts up.

CURSED are they who trade people for ideology, for they have created their own rat race.
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on February 20, 2018, 03:25:11 AM
Blessed are The Magicians because everyone is magicians but most do not realize it

Blessed are those that post to ancient forums in the middle of the night for they keep the ball rolling

Blessed are the newbies for they have no idea what they are in for

Blessed are those who chose to continue living for they are Not Dead Yet

Blessed are the programmers of voice recognition software for they have made it easier for me to put this out
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on March 13, 2018, 11:03:04 PM
Blessed are the apathetic, they shall do no wrong
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on March 14, 2018, 12:53:11 AM
Blessed are the cynical, for they shall be vindicated
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Pergamos on March 27, 2018, 06:01:23 AM
Blessed are the ones we hate, because they make us feel.

Blessed are the ones who hate, because they care.
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 29, 2018, 03:13:53 PM
Blessed are the Malcontents
For they will not be swayed
By your excuses and misdirection

Blessed are the Cranky
For their sentiments are genuine
And their platitudes are few

Blessed are the Terrible,
For they are capable of good on a scale inaccessible
To those confident in their own virtue

Blessed are the Trouble Makers
For they will get shit done

Blessed are the Messy
Blessed are the Stubborn
Blessed are the Imperfect

Blessed are the Loud
For they will be heard
Whether you like it or not

Blessed are the Crazy
For their understanding of the human condition
Is beyond the reach of the sane

Blessed are the Hypocrites
For they are equipped to handle
The reality in which we live

Blessed are the Living
For they are not dead yet

Blessed are those with a Good Left Hook
Blessed are those with Resting Bitch Face
Blessed are those with No Fucks To Give

Blessed are the Impolite
For they are not here
To waste anyone's time

Blessed are the Punks
For they are initiated
In the mysteries of the pit

Blessed are the Assholes
For they shall drive away
All but the truest of friends

Blessed are the Rockers
For they remember Saturday Night

Blessed are the Impatient
Blessed are the Awkward
Blessed are the Uncertain

Blessed are the Tactless
For they will say what needs saying
And set all things into motion

Blessed are the Delusional
For they alone have the capacity
To imagine the futures we all shall inherit

Blessed are the Desperate
For their vision is clear
And their compunctions limited

Blessed are the Nonbelievers
For they answer to their own authority

Blessed are those with Something To Prove
Blessed are those with Unrealistic Expectations
Blessed are those with Freedom In Their Hearts
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on November 29, 2018, 06:08:04 PM
Blessed are the plagiarists, for they spread ideas that might otherwise be forgotten.

Blessed are the cannibals, for they solve two problems at once.