UberGoth poem

[Cain]

Roses are black,
Violets are dark and doom-ridden,
Sugar is a conformist thing,
And so are you.

[Ghost In The Machine]

Roses are black,
Violets are dark and doom-ridden,
Sugar is a conformist thing,
And so are you.

That's almost perfect.  

Nothing about dispair and the futility of existence, though.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Roses are black
Violets are purple
My pain runs thick
Like rich maple syrple

See, emo and funny

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Totally stole maple surple from this song, hehehe  

Dang Me

Well here I sit, gettin' ideas
Ain't nothing but a fool would live like this
Out all night and runnin' wild
Woman sittin' home with a month old child

CHORUS:
Dang me, dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest tree
Woman would you weep for me.

Just sittin' around drinkin' with the rest of the guys
Six rounds bought, and I bought five
Spent the groceries and half the rent
Like fourteen dollars and twenty seven cents.

(CHORUS)

They say roses are red and violets are purple
Sugar is sweet and so is maple surple
Well I'm the seventh out of seven sons
My pappy was a pistol
I'm a son of a gun.

(CHORUS)

[Cain]

Roses are black,
Violets are dark and doom-ridden,
Sugar is a conformist thing,
And so are you.

That's almost perfect.  

Nothing about dispair and the futility of existence, though.

Nah, I'm saving that for the Emo poems.  

[Ghost In The Machine]

Roses are black,
Violets are dark and doom-ridden,
Sugar is a conformist thing,
And so are you.

That's almost perfect.  

Nothing about dispair and the futility of existence, though.

Nah, I'm saving that for the Emo poems.  

See if you can squeeze them into the first-ever goth limerick.

That'll teach the filthy Irish heathen.

[Mangrove]

<ahem>

There once was a goth called Leo
Who dressed all in black just like 'Neo'
Couldn't score with the chicks
Likes slitting his wrists and
Filling Live Journal with EMO.

[LMNO]

Whoohooo!

17/17!

[East Coast Hustle]

LMNO, you may have some competition for being "teh win!"

that was fucking SWEET.

[Mangrove]

thank you guys...i don't know what to say....<sniff>

no one understands me....or my art.....why is life such a big MEANIE???????????


<slaps self>...sorry, that EMO stuff can be contagious.

[LMNO]

This kid got tired of Hanson,
So he picked up some Marilyn Manson.
he dressed all in black,
and melanin he lacked
No, he's not epileptic, he's dancin'.

[Mangrove]

This kid got tired of Hanson,
So he picked up some Marilyn Manson.
he dressed all in black,
and melanin he lacked
No, he's not epileptic, he's dancin'.

LOL!!

i tip my mitre to you good sir!

[Mangrove]

it's going to get worse...


A Satanic-fluffy called Ross
Purchased and inverted a cross
Thought he was unholy
But got pwned by Crowley
One n00b less...so no loss.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

A girl liked to dress all in black
Then she colored her hair to match
Her mother saw red
We all laughed instead
Now she's blonde and they've all relaxed

PS This is about my neice.  She is just as evil as she ever was, she's just gone underground like the Santa Claus and his Ol' Lady commune

[Slarti]

spiraling through unholy darkness
death is my only sanctuary
i cry, plunging through eternal abyss
stomping on daises
picking petals from roses
my eyes have been blinded by ashes and soot
one thousand daggers pierce my veins
blood flows, laughing, from open wounds.
darkness.











/sarcasm. i wrote that for my school's 'poetry slam' and got a referral to the 'save our students' program. they thought i was being suicidal xD