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Started by Cramulus, February 09, 2012, 05:26:29 PM

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Igor

Ah, the hm thing is just from their host; HostMonster.
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Cain

There used to be a forum

www.discordian.net/index.php?board=1.0

Triple Zero

Didn't StMae have a site that was just called "Discordian"? Or maybe she got .org or .com something?
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Quote from: Triple Zero on February 09, 2012, 09:06:08 PM
Didn't StMae have a site that was just called "Discordian"? Or maybe she got .org or .com something?

.com yeah.
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Telarus

The phrase appears on the first revision of the s23 wiki entry for Illuminati:

http://s23.org/w/index.php?title=Illuminati&oldid=13006

The IP address doesn't track to any other edits tho. Still digging.
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These guys talk about the existence of a "discordian.org, .com & .net, but no .gov, etc" (but don't seem related to the .net site):

http://www.discordian.org/smf/

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Digging further.

Seems that who-ever has control of the domain has had other stuff up (and pretty consistently good design sense... troll doll notwithstanding):

http://www.screenshots.com/discordian.net/
QuoteThe most recent screenshot for this website was taken on Dec 31st, 2011.

We have 8 historic screenshots of DiscordIan.net dating back to May 31st, 2005.

Check those out...

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Have a reference here: http://links.discordia.org.uk/Known%20Discordians/
QuoteDISCORDIAN.net Nearly a copy of Illuminatus.Net, yet usually at my whim. Check often, 'cause it changes with my mood. HAIL ERIS and such.
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Illuminatus.Net THE site for all things Illuminati / Discordian. Video & Audio streams, Illuminati / Discordian news, library with hundreds of old philosophical and religious works.

Last Modified: Setting Orange, the 34th of Confusion, 3177.

http://www.illuminatus.net/ is now a dead hostmonster page (BUT IT SHOWS UP ON OUR OWN LINK PAGE).
We can probably have more luck with the Internet Archive/Google cache of that site.. let's see.

Hmm, nope, seems like it's been excluded from the wayback machine and google doesn't have a good cache. Found a cafe press account, tho ( http://www.cafepress.co.uk/illuminatusnet ). No profile info.

I tracked the owner to a post in a TribalWar forum (a game I suppose), and landed a Holy Name, Zlex.

Googleing: Zlex + Illuminatus quickly turned up a post from 2005: http://www.christianforums.com/t1780964-3/ which seems to confirm style.

Googleing: "site:www.christianforums.com zlex" pulls up a bunch more posts, but no profile info. Over on another forum he lists a homepage of http://zlex.gohomelan.com/ (but that's horribly dead as well).

That site does have a public profile, so we can learn that he's from Toronto, and has a DOB of August 14, 1985. Plus, it lists an ICQ# (how '00s), which leads to a blank profile under the name "Alex" and tagged with this character string: _-^/=ZLEX=\^-_

Googling further, I found another profile here: http://www.meetmeinto.com/profile.asp?id=45375 via a cached forum post about the illuminati:
Quotezlex : Addict : 3081 posts   

I think its pretty obvious that a secret group working in the shadows popularized the movie E.T. so that they could later convince us to unite under a New World Order to fight an Alien threat. That, and controlling the media to popularize Justin Bieber--I mean, sorry that doesn't fit the bill--Black Sabbath to make us all feel negative and become godless devil-worshiping zombies.

They only allow this guys website to exist to hide their power, if they shut it down then it would become obvious they existed, and the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

I should steal some free website templates and make up some crap to hock my DVD to total morons.

The profile has this info on Pope Alex "Zlex" Illuminatus:

zlex
25
Single |Toronto
Sexuality: Straight
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Brown
Height: Average
Body Type: Muscular Cut
Job: College, University
Birth Place: Sri Lanka
Smokes? no
Drinks? yes

Found a pic from that "Meet me in Toronto" site (google cache):

     


He's obviously a KLF fan.
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Cramulus

haha NICE!


I went into #illuminati on efnet yesterday, and they had no idea. Other than that the lyrics are KLF lyrics, which they instantly recognized.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Very interesting... it would be cool to be able to contact him, he sounds like an interesting guy.
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