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Dr. Pataphoros, SpD

#2790
May 21, 2008, 03:52:46 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 21, 2008, 03:30:09 PM
No mere teabagging
Will satisfy my hating
Need stand - in for balls

NT: The Littlest Lesbian (a children's book)

She may look very cute
But too bad.  A two-foot dyke
Won't hold much water.

Next: Aretha Franklin
-Padre Pataphoros, Bearer of Nine Names, Custodian of the Gate to the Forward Four, The Man Called Nobody, Philosopher of the Eleventeenth Sphere, The Noisy Ninja, Guardian of the Silver Hammer, Patron of the Perpetual Plan B, The Lord High Slacker, [The Secret Name of Power]

mixchd

#2791
May 21, 2008, 04:04:40 PM
Little Jane fell down.
Anne saw, and wanted to help!
Anne gave Jane kisses.
(doh!)

c'mon rescue me
the queen of soul is lonely
yeah, sock it to me

NT: genesis p. orridge
Time.... this intangible field we live within.  This thing with no face, but that of moving hands and shuffling numbers.  We don't own it, it owns us.  We're like it's pets, like hamsters in a hamster wheel, running... running... running... The only rest we get is sleep, but then that is interrupted too... by alarms... on clocks... that tell TIME!
=====Koan==============================================================
A CUP OF TEA
Nan-in, a Japanese master during the Meiji era (1868-1912), received a university professor who came to inquire about Zen.
Nan-in served tea. He poured his visitor's cup full, and then kept on pouring.
The professor watched the overflow until he no longer could restrain himself. "It is overfull. No more will go in!"
"Like this cup," Nan-in said, "you are full of your own opinions and speculations. How can I show you Zen unless you first empty your cup?"

Daruko

#2792
May 21, 2008, 05:20:00 PM
Quite Pandrogynous,
Improvisational tunes,
Much sex and taboo.

Psychic TV knew:
though the music was the glue,
Gristles made the news

Not the same today,
there will be no more throbbing
for poor Lady Jaye.

I felt like a few verses today

NT:  Beeker

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2793
May 21, 2008, 10:04:33 PM
Quote from: daruko on May 21, 2008, 05:20:00 PM
Quite Pandrogynous,
Improvisational tunes,
Much sex and taboo.

Psychic TV knew:
though the music was the glue,
Gristles made the news

Not the same today,
there will be no more throbbing
for poor Lady Jaye.

I felt like a few verses today

NT:  Beeker

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

NWC

#2794
May 27, 2008, 03:14:11 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 21, 2008, 10:04:33 PM
Quote from: daruko on May 21, 2008, 05:20:00 PM
Quite Pandrogynous,
Improvisational tunes,
Much sex and taboo.

Psychic TV knew:
though the music was the glue,
Gristles made the news

Not the same today,
there will be no more throbbing
for poor Lady Jaye.

I felt like a few verses today

NT:  Beeker



Lotion, the healer
Great for chafing and rashes
After a dry run


NT: Elevators
PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED

M.K

#2795
May 27, 2008, 09:47:16 PM
The elevator
the only place clean enough
to house my feces

NT: Feudalism
Die Scheiße ist das Kühlgebläse angeschlagen.

Richter

#2796
May 27, 2008, 10:04:53 PM
Serf's up dude! Hang ten
"Cowabunga!", cries the Knight.
As he trods masses.

NT: Inappropriate times for a musical scene.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

NWC

#2797
May 27, 2008, 10:19:03 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 27, 2008, 10:04:53 PM
Serf's up dude! Hang ten
"Cowabunga!", cries the Knight.
As he trods masses.

NT: Inappropriate times for a musical scene.

THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE -
"I said, 'my mom just passed on'
...died of AIDS at Rent"

Edit:

NT: phone call at a Chinese buffet
PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED

Daruko

#2798
May 28, 2008, 03:40:11 AM
Hello?  Oh hey mom.
No, I'm out eating chinese.
Um, boiled dumplings.

NT: BEEKER

hooplala

#2799
May 28, 2008, 04:38:52 AM
In the Muppet Lab:
fried, shrunk, beaten and deflated.
All he cries is "meep".


NT: Hollow Earth Theory

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#2800
May 28, 2008, 01:11:22 PM
The openings to
the hollow earth need to be
rule 34ed.

NT: Prank Call
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

hooplala

#2801
May 28, 2008, 01:41:09 PM
Might I inquire,
whether your fridge is running?
Better go catch it.


NT:  The love life of Bea Arthur
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Chelagoras The Boulder

#2802
June 01, 2008, 01:40:47 AM
Tender moment then
leads to sex, but wait a tic--
What the shit is that!?

The love life of NP
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

PeregrineBF

#2803
June 01, 2008, 06:40:53 AM
Oh, how they want you,
Non-Polynomial time
To be proven P

Next topic: The riemann zeta hypothesis

Dr. Pataphoros, SpD

#2804
June 02, 2008, 06:44:17 PM
Unsolved problems got
Nothing on Riemann-zeta's
Trivial zeros

Next: Onomatopoeia
-Padre Pataphoros, Bearer of Nine Names, Custodian of the Gate to the Forward Four, The Man Called Nobody, Philosopher of the Eleventeenth Sphere, The Noisy Ninja, Guardian of the Silver Hammer, Patron of the Perpetual Plan B, The Lord High Slacker, [The Secret Name of Power]
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